TED KENNEDY SONG!!

Michael J. Zigmont

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Jan 20, 1994, 11:23:37 AM1/20/94

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Hey! Check out this drinking song!

"OH.......
My mother is old and my father dead
and my brother is dead and my brother is dead
and my brother is dead and my kid has one leg
and my wife is a drunk and my car doesn't float."

-Ziggy '96
"Do everything in moderation including moderation!"
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Spectre

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Jan 23, 1994, 1:44:47 PM1/23/94

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In article <2hmb69$s...@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> Michael....@dartmouth.edu (Michael J. Zigmont) writes:
>Hey! Check out this drinking song!
>
>"OH.......
>My mother is old and my father dead
>and my brother is dead and my brother is dead
>and my brother is dead and my kid has one leg
>and my wife is a drunk and my car doesn't float."

Heard this as the Ted Kennedy Jig. There was even more to it last time
I heard it, though. Anybody got more of it?

>-Ziggy '96

--Charlie

Robert J. Goniea

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Jan 24, 1994, 8:51:34 PM1/24/94

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Michael J. Zigmont (Michael....@dartmouth.edu) wrote:
: Hey! Check out this drinking song!

: "OH.......
: My mother is old and my father dead
: and my brother is dead and my brother is dead
: and my brother is dead and my kid has one leg
: and my wife is a drunk and my car doesn't float."

Rush Limbaugh (or more than likely one of his writers) came up with a great
Kennedy song that went to the tune of 'Day-O' by Harry Belafonte. I wish I
had the whole text of it with me so I could post all of it.
Some of it goes like this:
Kenneday-O, Kenneday, Kenneday, Kennedayyy-O
Kennedy clan is in trouble once more.
The entire text is in Rush's first book "The Way Things Ought To Be".
There is also another one in there about good old Ted called
'The Philanderer' which is sung to the tune of 'The Wanderer'. Maybe
someone with a copy of this book will kindly post it here for all to enjoy.
Bob G.

Scott Willard

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Jan 25, 1994, 2:02:58 PM1/25/94

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There once was a senator from Mass.
Who wanted a piece of ass,
He lucked up and found it
then fucked up and drowned it
and that was the end of his ass.

yuk yuk

-s

B Kipling Cooper

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Jan 30, 1994, 4:29:49 AM1/30/94

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>Rush Limbaugh (or more than likely one of his writers) came up with a great
>Kennedy song that went to the tune of 'Day-O' by Harry Belafonte.

Rush cites the author of both songs as being Robert Wohlfeld.
(page viii)

>someone with a copy of this book will kindly post it here for all to enjoy.
> Bob G.

Gladly!

The Philanderer

Oh, well I'm the type of guy who would never settle down
Where pretty girls are, well you know that I'm around
I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to mne they're all the same
I get so gosh darned hammered, I don't even know their names
'Cause I'm a philanderer, yes a philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around, around

All my views are on the left, got a bimbo on the right
Only God knows where I'll be passing out tonight
And if you want to ask me which girl I love the best
I'll tear open my shirt, got mother Rosie on my chest
'Cause I'm a philanderer, yes a philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around, around

Oh yeah, I'm the type of guy, he likes to roam around
I'm never in on place, I wake from town to town
But when I find myself falling for some girl
I walk right to that car of mine and I take her for a whirl
The car skids round and round and round and round and round

(Kenna-Day-O follows...)

Kipling +
(bktr...@com.cup.portal)

B Kipling Cooper

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Jan 30, 1994, 4:30:05 AM1/30/94

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Kenna-Day-O

Kenna-day, Kenna-day, Kenna-day, Kenna-day-ay-o