A pretty bad joke.
Pooder
la...@everything.com (I. M. Hilarious) wrote:
>be2...@bingsuns.cc.binghamton.edu wrote:
>>There was a girl who was sitting at the beach crying . She had no arms
>>and no legs.
>
>To fit into this group:
>
>What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the water? Bob
And the guy with no arms & legs who water-skis? Skip
I. M. Hilarious
>There was a girl who was sitting at the beach crying . She had no arms
>and no legs.
Please don't post after you've been drinking to the extent that you think this is funny.
Keep it in <tasteless.jokes> This is puns, you know; funny with a hint of human.
I. M. Hilarious
>There was a girl who was sitting at the beach crying . She had no arms
>and no legs.
To fit into this group:
What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the water? Bob
in a pile of leaves? Russell
in front of a door? Matt
Anthony M. Becker
> >
> >What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the water? Bob
>
Same guy in a lion's cage? Claude
Same guy hanging on a wall? Art
Same guy hanging on a wall with his tongue cut out? Tasteless Art
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>In article <4ihfdv$5...@alpha.pcix.com>,
>>>There was a girl who was sitting at the beach crying . She had no arms
>>>and no legs.
What did the british taxi-driver say to the three-headed, no-armed, one-
legged man?
*Allo allo allo you look 'armless 'op in!!!*
*ha*
-Cori
Caped Crusader
>> >What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the water? Bob
> in a lion's cage? Claude
>legged man?
>*Allo allo allo you look 'armless 'op in!!!*
buried to his chin? Phil
sinking in a bog? Pete
Karl Clodfelter
Man, no arms/legs:
Under foot at your door? Matt
Under elephant foot at the zoo? Fucked.
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"Let's go exploring!"
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Valkyrie
> > >
> >
>
> Same guy in a lion's cage? Claude
> Same guy hanging on a wall? Art
> Same guy hanging on a wall with his tongue cut out? Tasteless Art
Same guy swimming - clever dick-
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> >> >What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the water? Bob
> > in a lion's cage? Claude
> >legged man?
> >*Allo allo allo you look 'armless 'op in!!!*
> Alright - the guy w/ no arm/legs on a hill? Cliff
>
> buried to his chin? Phil
>
> sinking in a bog? Pete
>
mr. p
Roths
> In <4inp0j$c...@alpha.pcix.com> life's...@beach.net (Caped Crusader) writes:
>
>
> >>> >What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the water? Bob
> >>> who water-skis? Skip
> >> in a lion's cage? Claude
> >> hanging on a wall? Art
> >>What did the british taxi-driver say to the three-headed, no-armed, one-
> >>legged man?
> >>*Allo allo allo you look 'armless 'op in!!!*
> >Alright - the guy w/ no arm/legs on a hill? Cliff
>
> > buried to his chin? Phil
>
> > sinking in a bog? Pete
>
>
> Man, no arms/legs:
>
> Under foot at your door? Matt
>
> Under elephant foot at the zoo? Fucked.
>
>
> --
> --------------Stupendous Man--------------
> "A day full of possibilities! It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy..."
> "Let's go exploring!"
> 12/31/95 --Calvin's last original words
>
>
A man with no arms, and no legs:
in your mailbox? Bill
in your toilet after a drinking binge? Ralph
at a gas station? Phillip
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InTerFerenCe
Tal
>Caped Crusader wrote:
>>
>> >> >What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the water? Bob
>> >> who water-skis? Skip
>> > in a lion's cage? Claude
>> > hanging on a wall? Art
>> >What did the british taxi-driver say to the three-headed, no-armed, one-
>> >legged man?
>> >*Allo allo allo you look 'armless 'op in!!!*
>> Alright - the guy w/ no arm/legs on a hill? Cliff
>>
>> buried to his chin? Phil
>>
>> sinking in a bog? Pete
>Guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
>Art
>Guy with no arms and no legs on a doorstep?
>Matt
>A couple of arms and a couple of legs hanging on a wall?
>Pieces of Art.
>-Chris
A quadrapledgic in a pile of leaves?
-Rustle
Two guys with no arms/ legs hanging on the wall..
-Kurt 'n Rod
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William Cook
Matt.
What do you call a cat with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call it, it's not going to come.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef.
William Thompson
: Pooder wrote:
: >
: > la...@everything.com (I. M. Hilarious) wrote:
: > >To fit into this group:
: > >What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the water? Bob
: >
: > And the guy with no arms & legs who water-skis? Skip
: Same guy in a lion's cage? Claude
: Same guy hanging on a wall? Art
: Same guy hanging on a wall with his tongue cut out? Tasteless Art
Same guy is a hold? Phil
Same guy outside your door? Matt
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D. R. Birch
>
>
> in front of a door? Matt
On the den wall - Art
On a barbecue - Patty
What do you call a dog with no legs???
It doesn't matter, it won't come anyway.
Gerry Leacock
>
> in a pile of leaves? Russell
>
> in front of a door? Matt
>
Hanging on the wall? Art
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>
>What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the porch?
>
>Matt.
>
>
>I would put a stick in its butt and call it a dustmop. (Just kittying)
Or, I would teach it to crawl and call it a CATerpillar.
Paul B.
Valkyrie <se...@dmu.ac.uk> wrote:
> Anthony M. Becker wrote:
> > Pooder wrote:
> > > la...@everything.com (I. M. Hilarious) wrote:
> > > >To fit into this group:
> > > >What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the water? Bob
> > > And the guy with no arms & legs who water-skis? Skip
> > Same guy in a lion's cage? Claude
> > Same guy hanging on a wall? Art
> > Same guy hanging on a wall with his tongue cut out? Tasteless Art
> Same guy swimming - clever dick-
Same guy laying in front of your door? Matt
Same guy in a pile of leaves? Russell (my personal favorite)
Woman with a glass eye? Crystal
Woman with a wooden leg? Peg
Woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
Paul Brannigan
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>
>>What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the water? Bob
>>
>>
>
>On a barbecue - Patty
>
>
>What do you call a dog with no legs???
>
>
>
>It doesn't matter, it won't come anyway.
>
I would name it cigarette so when needed exercise I could take it
out for a drag.
Allen Roffey
A man with a rabbit up his bum? Warren
Brian Field@iap.net.au
>Caped Crusader wrote:
>>
>> >> >What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the water? Bob
>> >> who water-skis? Skip
>> > in a lion's cage? Claude
>> > hanging on a wall? Art
>> >What did the british taxi-driver say to the three-headed, no-armed, one-
>> >legged man?
>> >*Allo allo allo you look 'armless 'op in!!!*
>> Alright - the guy w/ no arm/legs on a hill? Cliff
>>
>> buried to his chin? Phil
>>
>> sinking in a bog? Pete
Broad with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen.
Chinese broad with one leg shorter than the other (go 'head, take a
guess)
Uncle Brian
Don Cheney
>no arms, no legs, and no torso? dick
Funny, I thought it was Peter.
Tom E. Arnold
>InTerFerenCe <The_m...@kingdom.com> wrote:
Halfway down Tina Turner's throat?
Mike
D. R. Birch
Oriental woman with one leg shorter than the other - Irene
Craig Roberts
>On Wed, 20 Mar 1996, Karl Clodfelter wrote:
>
>> In <4inp0j$c...@alpha.pcix.com> life's...@beach.net (Caped Crusader) writes:
>>
>>
>> >>> who water-skis? Skip
>> >> in a lion's cage? Claude
>> >> hanging on a wall? Art
>> >>What did the british taxi-driver say to the three-headed, no-armed, one-
>> >>legged man?
>> >>*Allo allo allo you look 'armless 'op in!!!*
>> >Alright - the guy w/ no arm/legs on a hill? Cliff
>>
>> > buried to his chin? Phil
>>
>> > sinking in a bog? Pete
>>
>>
>>
>> Under foot at your door? Matt
>>
>> Under elephant foot at the zoo? Fucked.
>>
>>
>> --
>> --------------Stupendous Man--------------
>> "A day full of possibilities! It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy..."
>> "Let's go exploring!"
>> 12/31/95 --Calvin's last original words
>>
>>
>A man with no arms, and no legs:
>
>in your mailbox? Bill
>in your toilet after a drinking binge? Ralph
>at a gas station? Phillip
>
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>***************** THOUGHT FOR THE YEAR *******************
>************************************************************
>**** ****
>** If All the Gods of the universe are as **
>** powerful as we say they are, **
>** **
>** then why do we mock one as we bow to another? **
>*** ***
>************************************************************
>***************** ren...@cloudnet.com *******************
>************************************************************
>
>
Under a car. Jack
Rolling in the leaves. Russell
John Menendez
On Sun, 17 Mar 1996, I. M. Hilarious wrote:
> be2...@bingsuns.cc.binghamton.edu wrote:
> >There was a girl who was sitting at the beach crying . She had no arms
> >and no legs.
>
> To fit into this group:
>
> What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the water? Bob
>
> in a pile of leaves? Russell
>
> in front of a door? Matt
>
>
>
How about: the one legged girl - Eileen
the one legged japanese girl - Irene
the guy w/ one leg longer than the other - Skip
there'r more, but oh my sides!
STACY A CIUFO
:
: A quadrapledgic in a pile of leaves?
:
: -Rustle
:
: Two guys with no arms/ legs hanging on the wall..
:
: -Kurt 'n Rod
:
: Tal
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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
.... Stu!
Fast Eddie
> A man with a spade in his head ? Doug
After he takes the spade out? Douglas
A man floating in the water? Buoy.
What if he's black? Boy.
Two men who own a drapery shop? Curt 'n Rod.
A man in your mailbox? Bill.
Sean Sutton
simultaneously playing pool?...............Beatrix Potter
Alexander Casti
>Alright - the guy w/ no arm/legs on a hill? Cliff
> buried to his chin? Phil
> sinking in a bog? Pete
The fellow floating in the crockpot? Stu
The man lurking about your power outlet during a thunderstorm? Serge
AC
John Walker (CS)
>>Woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
>Oriental woman with one leg shorter than the other - Irene
Oriental woman with one leg shorter than the other and an inflammation in the
corner of her eye - Styrene?
Tim Ryan
Distribution:
flyin over a fence? homer.
a no arms no legs girl under a car? patti.
holding up your floor? joyce.
hangin on a fence? barb.
a no arms no legs guy on your stove? stu.
in a blender?oj.
used as sidewalk chalk?drew.
in a puddle?thad.
Bas Bleu
Bas Bleu
Ian Stirling
corner of her eye, named after a parrot - Polystyrene?
Barakula Bachelor
> From: John Walker <wal...@sunflash.eng.usf.edu>
> Newgroups: alt.humor.puns, alt.tasteless.jokes
> Subject: Re: A pretty bad joke.
> In article <4j4uir$5...@whidbey.whidbey.com> drb...@whidbey.net (D. R. Birch) writes:
> >>Woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
>
>
> >Oriental woman with one leg shorter than the other - Irene
>
>
> Oriental woman with one leg shorter than the other and an inflammation in the
> corner of her eye - Styrene?
>
>
an inflammation in the corner of her eye and a parrot on her shoulder?
Polly Styrene.
JC.
JohnH511
his tongue, the cymbals with his ears, and the harmonica with his nose?
V
V
V
Stump the Band.
dr-moo
says...
>
>In article <4j4uir$5...@whidbey.whidbey.com> drb...@whidbey.net (D. R.
Birch) writes:
>>>Woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen
>
Cuntswaylow
Dr-moo
>>Oriental woman with one leg shorter than the other - Irene
>
>
>Oriental woman with one leg shorter than the other and an inflammation
in the
>corner of her eye - Styrene?
>
>
>
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think of anything, just talk amongst yourselves.
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: Pooder wrote:
: > la...@everything.com (I. M. Hilarious) wrote:
: > >
: > >What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the water? Bob
: > And the guy with no arms & legs who water-skis? Skip
What did the amputee say when asked a tough question? I'm stumped!
I've been looking for a chance to tell this one for a long time! Thanks!
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>
> Anthony M. Becker (bec...@oakland.edu) wrote:
> : Pooder wrote:
> : > la...@everything.com (I. M. Hilarious) wrote:
> : > >To fit into this group:
> : > >
> : > >What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the water? Bob
> : > And the guy with no arms & legs who water-skis? Skip
>
> What did the amputee say when asked a tough question? I'm stumped!
Why was the leper's hockey game delayed? There was a face off in the corner!
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
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A: Russell
"sometimes you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right"
-Jer
Charles Hardwick
> What do you call a guy w/no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
> A: Russell
>
Same guy in the lake...........Bob
Same guy in a ditch............Phil
Same guy outside the door......Matt
Steve Perry
What do you call two guys with no arms/legs in the water...Swimming
trunks
Morgan Robertson
> What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
Stew.
John Courtney
>
> In article <4jpv0l$4...@tiger.avana.net>, ts...@avana.net (not@home) wrote:
>
> > What do you call a guy w/no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
> > A: Russell
> >
>
> Same guy in the lake...........Bob
>
> Same guy in a ditch............Phil
>
> Same guy outside the door......Matt
Same guy swimming acroos the English Channel.............Tricky Dick
W. Norris
>A swimmer with no arms or legs ---- Bob
no arms or legs on the ground: matt
no arms or legs on the wall: art
Randy Rogers
>> >>> >What do you call a man with no arms & legs
Al Molitor
>
>Chris <chr...@microstar-usa.com> wrote:
>
>>Caped Crusader wrote:
>>>
>>> >> >What do you call a man with no arms & legs in the water?
Bob
>>> >> who water-skis? Skip
>>> > in a lion's cage? Claude
>>> > hanging on a wall? Art
>>> >What did the british taxi-driver say to the three-headed,
no-armed, one-
>>> >legged man?
>>> >*Allo allo allo you look 'armless 'op in!!!*
>>>
>>> buried to his chin? Phil
>>>
>>> sinking in a bog? Pete
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>>Art
>
>
>
>
>
>
>>Guy with no arms and no legs on a doorstep?
>
>
>
>
>
>>Matt
>
>
>
>>A couple of arms and a couple of legs hanging on a wall?
>
>
>
>
>
>>Pieces of Art.
>
>
>
>>-Chris
>
>A quadrapledgic in a pile of leaves?
>
>-Rustle
>
>Two guys with no arms/ legs hanging on the wall..
>
>-Kurt 'n Rod
>
>Tal
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At the bottom of a swimming pool? Dwayne
In the mailbox? Bill
A girl with only one arm and one leg? Ilene
An oreintal with the same? Irene
In the garden? Doug
An Irish gal in the back yard? Pattie O'Furniture
On the barbque? Pattie
With a pile of firewood? Rick
Under the kitchen sink? Joy or Dawn
Twin boys? Jose and Jos-B
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>> > What do you call a guy w/no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
>> > A: Russell
>> >
>>
>> Same guy in the lake...........Bob
>>
>> Same guy in a ditch............Phil
>>
>> Same guy outside the door......Matt
Same guy on the wall....Art
Gary Chappel
This is not my list- I stole it from somewhere-lost the author(sorry)
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs:
- on your living room wall? ART
- on two wheels? AXEL
- in a hayloft? BARNEY
- in your mailbox? BILL
- trying to swim? BOB
- who tastes like water? BUD
- on mediocre drugs? BUZZ
- who has no head? CHESTER
- who is on the edge of the green? CHIP
- put through a meat grinder? CHUCK
- in a tiger cage? CLAUDE
- who is covered with oil? DEREK
- who makes you an offer you can't refuse? DON
- next to a hole in the ground? DOUG
- who fails to catch fire? DUDLEY
- when you push his head under water? DUNCAN
- with a bad cough? FLEMING
- on your barbecue? FRANK
- drowning in the lake? GIL
- during a full moon? HARRY
- in your spicerack? HERB
- flying over the fence? HOMER
- under a car? JACK
- on parallel bars? JIM
- in the men's room? JOHN
- who's pretends to have arms and legs. JOSH
- under a steamroller? LANE
- starving to death? LES
- who is English and gets dumped on? LOU
- on a lettuce farm? MANUEL
- on your front door step? MATT
- in a sound system? MIKE
- who has been run over by a steam roller? MILES
- with a cut on his face? NICK
- in a motorized wheelchair? OTTO
- in a flowerbed? PETE
- in your gas tank? PHIL
- who is covered with saurkraut? REUBEN
- with a history of wheelchair collisions? REX
- in a bank vault? RICH
- being stoned to death? ROCKY
- who has been struck by lightning? ROD
- shooting up drugs? RUSH
- in a pile of leaves? RUSSELL
- on a paper towel? SCOTT
- being tossed into the water? SKIP
- under a train? SPIKE
- balanced on his stumps? STAN
- being cooked by cannibals? STU
- who can play 15 different musical instruments? STUMP THE BAND
- who get's left behind in a restaurant? TIP
- in your drums? TOM
- who is painted with dragons, ships and sunsets? VAN
- on the President's desk? VITO
- in shallow water? BOB WADE
- given to you by a deceased uncle? WILL
- in an arid desert? WILT
THE ERA DEMANDS EQUAL RIGHTS FOR WOMEN, SO -
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What do you call a WOMAN with no arms or legs -
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=
- caught by a trawler? ANNETTE
- who is very pale? ASHLEY
- who carries an air horn? BLAIR
- in a sugar vat? CANDY
- in a backpack? CARRIE
- in a tank? ETHEL
- in a sewer? FLO
- eaten by a Gila Monster? LIZ
- in a shotgun wedding? MARY
- on your barbecue? PATTY
- stuck on a wall? PEG
- in a nudist colony? SEYMOUR
- ensnared in a lawsuit? SUE
Apryl
>
> On Sat, 06 Apr 1996 06:49:43 GMT, norr...@vuse.vanderbilt.edu (W.
> Norris) wrote:
>
> >Bas Bleu <WCRON...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> >
> >>A swimmer with no arms or legs ---- Bob
> >
> >no arms or legs on the ground: matt
> >no arms or legs on the wall: art
> >
> >
> This is not my list- I stole it from somewhere-lost the author(sorry)
Despite that, you still missed a few...
a guy with no arms and no legs
laying in the fireplace?...
Woody
Strike a match?....
Bernie
Three hours later?...
Ashley
What do you call a cow with only two legs?...
Lean beef
With no legs?...
Ground beef
What do you call a deer with no eyes?...
No Idear (eye-deer)
With no eyes and no legs?...
Still, no idear
With no eyes, no legs, and no penis?
Still, no fucking idear
Apryl
Who stole hers from some one, too
Uhu219
What do you call a woman w/ no arms and no legs against the wall?
Eileen
A Japanese woman?
Irene
Voodoo Child
Same guy in a mailbox.......bill
Brian Field@iap.net.au
>Same guy on a peice of paper.........mark
Nup. That name is reserved for the harelip dog.
(Think about it.)
Fast Eddie
>
An Irish bullet bouncing off some rocks? Rick O'Shea
A famous Irish explorer? Marc O'Polo
Mark A. Walters
>
> In article <4jpv0l$4...@tiger.avana.net>, ts...@avana.net (not@home) wrote:
>
> > A: Russell
> >
>
> Same guy in the lake...........Bob
>
> Same guy in a ditch............Phil
>
> Same guy outside the door......Matt
Same guy hanging on the wall .... Art
Same guy tied to the bumper of a moving bus .... Skip
Same guy sitting under a car ... Jack
Tim Schmutzler
>Gary Chappel wrote:
>>
>> On Sat, 06 Apr 1996 06:49:43 GMT, norr...@vuse.vanderbilt.edu (W.
>> Norris) wrote:
>>
>> >Bas Bleu <WCRON...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >>A swimmer with no arms or legs ---- Bob
>> >
>> >no arms or legs on the ground: matt
>> >no arms or legs on the wall: art
>> >
>> >
>> This is not my list- I stole it from somewhere-lost the author(sorry)
>
>
>a guy with no arms and no legs
>
>laying in the fireplace?...
>
>Woody
>
>Strike a match?....
>
>Bernie
>
>Three hours later?...
>
>Ashley
>
>What do you call a cow with only two legs?...
>
>Lean beef
>
>With no legs?...
>
>Ground beef
>
>What do you call a deer with no eyes?...
>
>No Idear (eye-deer)
>
>With no eyes and no legs?...
>
>Still, no idear
>
>With no eyes, no legs, and no penis?
>
>
>Still, no fucking idear
>
>
>Apryl
>Who stole hers from some one, too
and..... there are more
no arm no legs....
man on each side of your window....
Curt and Rod
waterskiing....
Skip
In a pile of leaves...
Russel
T Smutz
Gregory LeBaron
A man with no arms, no legs, no head and no body?
Dick.
A dog with no back legs and iron balls?
Sparky.
Bill peacock
>
>> An Irish gal in the back yard? Pattie O'Furniture
>>
>
>An Irish bullet bouncing off some rocks? Rick O'Shea
>
>A famous Irish explorer? Marc O'Polo
Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael
David Schaefer
No Arms, No Legs, No Head hanging from the ceiling - TIFFANY
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me
nigga
Zooomy
No arms, no legs, water sking------> skippy
No arms, no legs, hanging on the wall -----> art
2 guys, no arms, no legs, hanging on window - Curt 'n Rod
Marv Weisberg
no arms, no legs, on the front porch - Matt
no arms, no legs, floating in the ocean - Bob
no arms, no legs, on a podium - Mike
-
Apryl
A woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Ilene
If she's Asian?
Irene
If she's Mexican?
Consuelo (can sway low)
Apryl
Who is loving this thread just a little too much
Whip
What fo you call a dog with no legs?
No sense calling him...the fucking thing isn't going to come
kill...@ul.ie
>From: bil...@flash.net (Bill peacock)
>Subject: Re: More odd Irish
>Date: 13 Apr 1996 21:56:12 GMT
Irish man hanging from your ceiling?
Sean d'Olier
Irish girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen
Irish girl with both legs the same length
Noleen
Irishman who goes to two masses on Sunday? >
Biafran > You have to
> know the language
Irishman who eats donkeys? > for these two!
Oscillator >
Dan Meyer
: >> > What do you call a guy w/no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
: >> > A: Russell
: >> >
: >> And what do you call the same guy, 6 months later
PETE!!!!! I love that one
: >> Same guy in the lake...........Bob
: >>
: >> Same guy in a ditch............Phil
: >>
: >> Same guy outside the door......Matt
: Same guy on the wall....Art
Bryan Rosenberg
There's this female with no arms or legs sitting out by a lake, when
along comes this guy. She stops the guy and tells him that she has
never been hugged, so he leans over and gives her a hug. She is so
happy that she stops another guy that comes walking by and tells him
that she has never been kissed, so the guy leans over and gives her a
kiss.
She is feeling so lucky that when the next guy walked by she stopped him
and told him that she had never been fucked. So he leans over her,
picks her up and takes her down to the edge of the water.
Then he throws her in and yells out "Now your fucked!"
McAlister/Lim
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Whip (jfei...@rs01.kings.edu) wrote:
: I just loving adding on to these....
: What fo you call a dog with no legs?
: No sense calling him...the fucking thing isn't going to come
--
But you still have to put him on a leash and take him for a drag
around the block every day!
Pamster
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>I just loving adding on to these....
>What fo you call a dog with no legs?
>No sense calling him...the fucking thing isn't going to come
Oh, so the poor mutt is impotent too ?
Chris
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(Insert your favorite words of wisdom, witty phrases, jokes, and general babbling here ;-) )
so...@msn.fullfeed.com
>What fo you call a dog with no legs?
>No sense calling him...the fucking thing isn't going to come
Taking him for a walk can be a real drag...
Tom
>
> Marv Weisberg wrote:
> >
> > Zooomy wrote:
> > >
> > > David Schaefer <Dav...@Waymark.net> my spies tell me you wrote:
>
> If she's Mexican?
>
> Consuelo (can sway low)
Speaking of mexicans, what do a mexican and a cue
ball have in common?
The harder you hit 'em, the more english you get!
Billy Wheeler
Patty.
>:->
"Mark A. Walters" <MWal...@Grci.com> wrote:
>Charles Hardwick wrote:
>>
>> In article <4jpv0l$4...@tiger.avana.net>, ts...@avana.net (not@home) wrote:
>>
>> > What do you call a guy w/no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
>> > A: Russell
>>
>> Same guy in the lake...........Bob
>>
>> Same guy in a ditch............Phil
>>
>> Same guy outside the door......Matt
>Same guy hanging on the wall .... Art
CrackBaby
> Marv Weisberg wrote:
> > Zooomy wrote:
> > > David Schaefer <Dav...@Waymark.net> my spies tell me you wrote:
> > > >No Arms, No Legs, going over the wall on Opening Day - HOMER
> > > >No Arms, No Legs, No Head hanging from the ceiling - TIFFANY
> > > No arms, no legs, water sking------> skippy
> > > No arms, no legs, hanging on the wall -----> art
> > > 2 guys, no arms, no legs, hanging on window - Curt 'n Rod
> > no arms, no legs, on the front porch - Matt
> > no arms, no legs, floating in the ocean - Bob
> > no arms, no legs, on a podium - Mike
> A woman with one leg shorter than the other?
> Ilene
> If she's Asian?
> Irene
> If she's Mexican?
> Consuelo (can sway low)
No arms, no legs, between two buildings: Ali (alley)
No arms, no legs, rabbit in ass: Warren.
No arms, no legs, no head, no torso: Dick.
CrackBaby
caro...@uoknor.edu
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- Steve Wright
Apryl
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
No idear.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still, no idear
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis?
Still, no fucking idear.
Apryl
Who won't bother to explain that one
Marc Horsfield
> No arms, no legs, between two buildings: Ali (alley)
>
> No arms, no legs, rabbit in ass: Warren.
>
> No arms, no legs, no head, no torso: Dick.
>
No arms, no legs, epileptic, lying in a pile of dead leaves : Rustle.
Locke
Roger Dilworth
..and sharp as hell? Pierce
S Aggarwal
>
> CrackBaby wrote:
>
> > No arms, no legs, between two buildings: Ali (alley)
> >
> > No arms, no legs, rabbit in ass: Warren.
> >
> > No arms, no legs, no head, no torso: Dick.
> >
> No arms, no legs, epileptic, lying in a pile of dead leaves : Rustle.
>
You've all read the first part of this one...
No arms, no legs in your mailbox : Bill
The woman who puts him in the fireplace : Burnadette
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Steve Davis
In article <317ED6...@direct.ca>, S Aggarwal <sagg...@direct.ca> wrote:
>Marc Horsfield wrote:
>>
>> CrackBaby wrote:
>>
>> > No arms, no legs, between two buildings: Ali (alley)
>> >
>> > No arms, no legs, rabbit in ass: Warren.
>> >
>> > No arms, no legs, no head, no torso: Dick.
>> >
>> No arms, no legs, epileptic, lying in a pile of dead leaves : Rustle.
>>
>
>You've all read the first part of this one...
>No arms, no legs in your mailbox : Bill
>The woman who puts him in the fireplace : Burnadette
No arms, no legs floating? BOB
No arms, no legs lying in front of a door? MAT
No arms, no legs hanging on a wall? ART
Hcipri
Two guys with no arms or legs on a wall.......KurtandRod
Guy with no arms or legs in a pot of boiling water......Stew
Guy with no arms or legs under a car.....Jack
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A guy with no arms, no legs hanging on the wall? ART