Rabbit/Bear joke
tcur...@umiami.ir.miami.edu
anyone help me? It had to do with a conversation between a rabbit and
a bear, and the punch line was the bear, er, using the rabbit for toilet paper!
Anyway, if you know the joke, please post it, as I can't remember how to tell
it. Thanks.
Nancy
Jason Todd Carter
This was one of the jokes I was going to post anyway:
A bear had to take a shit so he went into the woods. As chance
would have it, he found a rabbit doing to same. Squatting beside
the hare, the bear asked, "Say, do you have trouble with shit sticking
to your fur?"
The rabbit finished up and shook his head, "None whatsoever."
Nodding, the bear completed his own chore. "That's good," he
growled, and, grabbing the bunny, used him to wipe his ass.
Sorry about the typos...I hope that was the joke you were looking for!
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Kelly W. Schlamb
>Nancy
I don't know if this is the whole joke (I heard it from an Eddy
Murphy concert video) but here goes:
"A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit (that's the way I heard it) in
the woods one day. The bear then asks the rabbit, 'Do you have
problems with shit sticking to your fur?'. The rabbit then replys,
'No, not at all.', so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit."
- Hope that's the one you wanted.
Kelly.
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kevin patrick kretsch
>Nancy
I think this is it (but I'm not sure);
Rabbit: Hi bear, don't you hat it when the shit sticks to your ass??
Bear: Nope, I wipe it off! (Pick's up rabbit and wipes his arse with the
rabbit)
That was the version I heard, short and swee.., umm, well short.
Kev.
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Skip Gundlach
>
>This was one of the jokes I was going to post anyway:
>
> A bear had to take a shit so he went into the woods. As chance
>would have it, he found a rabbit doing to same. Squatting beside
>the hare, the bear asked, "Say, do you have trouble with shit sticking
>to your fur?"
> The rabbit finished up and shook his head, "None whatsoever."
> Nodding, the bear completed his own chore. "That's good," he
>growled, and, grabbing the bunny, used him to wipe his ass.
>
probably be others who have some objection to it, but my logical mind
wonders why anyone would want to clean up with something which will
not take away that which is being cleaned?
(For the physics impaired, a low coefficient of friction - the
property of one item to resist anything adhering to it: the hare -
means that likewise when applied to another surface, the other
surface: the excretion: will not be removed from the original resting
place: the bear...) :-)
>Sorry about the typos...I hope that was the joke you were looking for!
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Dennis Neal
sk...@helena.stat.uga.edu (Skip Gundlach) wrote:
>
> (For the physics impaired, a low coefficient of friction - the
> property of one item to resist anything adhering to it: the hare -
> means that likewise when applied to another surface, the other
> surface: the excretion: will not be removed from the original resting
> place: the bear...) :-)
>
Ah, yes, the teflon rabbit! Sorta like ex-Pres. Regan - shit doesn't stick
to him. Or using the glossy pages of the catalog or magazine.
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oo1oo Binary 4's all around. And a "bit bird" to you too. oo1oo
oo1oo Some people don't the difference between a grin and oo1oo
oo1oo a grimace. /s/ Me nea...@msuvx1.memst.edu oo1oo
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
netraM nayrB
>In article <1vgtld$r...@news.ysu.edu> ae...@yfn.ysu.edu (Jason Todd Carter) writes:
>>
>>This was one of the jokes I was going to post anyway:
>>
>>A bear had to take a shit so he went into the woods. As chance
>>would have it, he found a rabbit doing to same. Squatting beside
>>the hare, the bear asked, "Say, do you have trouble with shit sticking
>>to your fur?"
>>The rabbit finished up and shook his head, "None whatsoever."
>>Nodding, the bear completed his own chore. "That's good," he
>>growled, and, grabbing the bunny, used him to wipe his ass.
>>
>This is not the first time around for this joke, and there will
>probably be others who have some objection to it, but my logical mind
>wonders why anyone would want to clean up with something which will
>not take away that which is being cleaned?
>(For the physics impaired, a low coefficient of friction - the
>property of one item to resist anything adhering to it: the hare -
>means that likewise when applied to another surface, the other
>surface: the excretion: will not be removed from the original resting
>place: the bear...) :-)
For the humor impaired, there are two ways of reading the phrase "do
you have trouble with". One is "do you have the problem of" (which you
caught) and the other is "Do you mind", which you didn't. If you read
it as "Do you mind shit sticking to your fur?" then it's the bear
asking if the rabbit minds getting shit in his fur. When the rabbit
says "no" then that's the green light for the bear.
Bryan
Dan-Razvan Ghica
>Nancy
Here it is (I heared it from Eddie Murphy's show"):
A bear and a rabbit were having a shit in the forest. After having the shit,
the bear asks the rabbit:
"Hey, Rabbit, does shit stick to your fur?"
"No my dear bear"
Then the bear cleans his asshole with the rabbit.
R.
Ed Krauss
[...]
: ...but my logical mind
: wonders why anyone would want to clean up with something which will
: not take away that which is being cleaned?
: (For the physics impaired, a low coefficient of friction - the
: property of one item to resist anything adhering to it: the hare -
: means that likewise when applied to another surface, the other
: surface: the excretion: will not be removed from the original resting
: place: the bear...) :-)
If the bear wiped his ass with the back of the rabbit, pulling it
from tail to head, against the fur grain, it might work.
[Well, it could be an African swallow.]
[Yes, but not a European swallow, that's what I'm on about.]
[...of course, African swallows are not migratory.]
--
Ed Krauss e...@netcom.com Berkeley, California
Charles Lindy
>From: kkre...@unix1.tcd.ie (kevin patrick kretsch)
>Subject: Re: Rabbit/Bear joke
>Date: Mon, 14 Jun 1993 13:55:05 GMT
In the version I heard the bear asks the rabbit if shit sticks to his fur.
To which the rabbit replies, "No." So the bear picks up the rabbit and
wipes with him.
Simply an alternative.
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Louis Nardozi
T > ATTN: I'm trying to remember a joke that I thought was simply
T > hilarious; can
T > anyone help me? It had to do with a conversation between a rabbit and
T > a bear, and the punch line was the bear, er, using the rabbit for
T > toilet paper!
T >
T > Anyway, if you know the joke, please post it, as I can't remember how
T > to tell
T > it. Thanks.
T >
T > Nancy
Bear sees rabbit in woods while taking a dump...
Bear: Hey, Rabbit!
Rabbit: Yeah?
Bear: Ever have problems with shit sticking to your fur?
Rabbit: No...
Bear: Good!
Bear picks up rabbit, wipes ass with it.---
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Nick Chandley
EK>[...]
EK>: ...but my logical mind
EK>: wonders why anyone would want to clean up with something which will
EK>: not take away that which is being cleaned?
EK>: (For the physics impaired, a low coefficient of friction - the
EK>: property of one item to resist anything adhering to it: the hare -
EK>: means that likewise when applied to another surface, the other
EK>: surface: the excretion: will not be removed from the original resting
EK>: place: the bear...) :-)
Isn't it wonderful to have a college education? And you thought this
was just a silly little bear shit joke! There's a lot of physics at
work here!!
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Matt
>probably be others who have some objection to it, but my logical mind
>wonders why anyone would want to clean up with something which will
>not take away that which is being cleaned?
The joke should go:-
Rabbit and bear taking a shit in the woods.
The bear says 'Do you mind the shit sticking to your fur?'
Rabbit: 'No it doesn't bother me.'.
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with it.
No problems with teflon rabbits that way Mr Logic.
Matt.
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Jester
OK. Nancy.
If you read the above jokes they do not make sense!
Here is the original.........
There was a communal toilet for all the animals in the
forest. One day Mr. Rabbit walks in and squats next to
Mr. Bear.
The Bear looks down and says......
"Hey Rabbit! Do you ever have problems with shit sticking
to your fur?"
The rabbit then replies....
" Oh Yeh mate! All the time!!!"
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with him!.
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Santiago Arteaga
> There was a communal toilet for all the animals in the
> forest. One day Mr. Rabbit walks in and squats next to
> Mr. Bear.
> The Bear looks down and says......
> "Hey Rabbit! Do you ever have problems with shit sticking
> to your fur?"
> The rabbit then replies....
> " Oh Yeh mate! All the time!!!"
>
> So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his arse with him!.
I like it more with a hedgehog and a mouse;
- Do you have problems with the shit sticking to your spines ?
- No. And do you mind the shit on your fur ?
Just a little bit more painful, bwa ha ha...
Lonely Vicious
