Re: in a country with no gun control

Douglas D. Anderson

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Apr 5, 2021, 10:55:29 AM4/5/21

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On Sun, 4 Apr 2021 19:34:04 -0600, ??
<mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>On 3/11/2021 5:30 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 7 Mar 2021 20:12:49 -0700, ??
>> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>> so you laminated the Thai Massage rewards card
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's kinda like a prepaid credit card and works somewhat
>>>>>>>> like the frequent flyer miles airlines toss around. I
>>>>>>>> have over 25 million strokes coming.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> that number varies with weight class, boob size and teeth
>>>>>>> count
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Gum it bitch!"
>>>>>
>>>>> always wondered what a two-front-teeth-missing bj would feel
>>>>> like considering the alternating gums-to-teeth ratio
>>>>>
>>>>> never a meth bitch around when you need one
>>>>
>>>> Hang around elementary schools, there's always a young'n losing
>>>> teeth.
>>>
>>> the muffled screams add a little vibrational oomph
>>
>> I know.
>
>finally licked disposal concerns by dropping 'em in Planned Parenthood
>dumpsters where they sorta blend in with all the mutilated fetuses

Just curious- were they already dead when you licked them?

"We choose truth over facts" - Joe Biden

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May 10, 2021, 12:00:53 PM5/10/21

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not sure if the twitching was postmortem so, unclear

the fetuses were definitely dead though

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May 26, 2021, 10:29:19 PM5/26/21

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On 5/10/2021 10:03 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 10 May 2021 10:00:51 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>> always wondered what a two-front-teeth-missing bj would
>>>>>>>> feel like considering the alternating gums-to-teeth
>>>>>>>> ratio
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> never a meth bitch around when you need one
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hang around elementary schools, there's always a young'n
>>>>>>> losing teeth.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> the muffled screams add a little vibrational oomph
>>>>>
>>>>> I know.
>>>>
>>>> finally licked disposal concerns by dropping 'em in Planned
>>>> Parenthood dumpsters where they sorta blend in with all the
>>>> mutilated fetuses
>>>
>>> Just curious- were they already dead when you licked them?
>>
>> not sure if the twitching was postmortem so, unclear
>>
>> the fetuses were definitely dead though
>

> Stick 'em in a frying pan with some eggs, onions and jalapenos, and
> you have a first rate meal.

or run 'em through wide-chute vertical masticating juicers for some
quick protein

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Jun 17, 2021, 6:14:53 AM6/17/21

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On 5/28/2021 12:32 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 26 May 2021 20:29:18 -0600, ??

> I love fried food. I don't like protein drinks. And a so-called
> "healthy lifestyle" doesn't enter into the equation.

not so much health as convenience

'til someone opens a Chatanooga Fried Fetus chain, juiced or blended's
gonna save time and effort

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Jun 27, 2021, 8:34:39 PM6/27/21

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On 6/17/2021 8:17 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 17 Jun 2021 04:14:52 -0600, ??

> Either you wash the blender or the frying pan. It all evens out,
> and fried tastes better.

variety's the key, and you could juice the fried giblets for a nice
fetal broth

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Jul 11, 2021, 2:48:47 AM7/11/21

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On 6/28/2021 7:24 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sun, 27 Jun 2021 18:34:38 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> finally licked disposal concerns by dropping 'em
>>>>>>>>>> in Planned Parenthood dumpsters where they sorta
>>>>>>>>>> blend in with all the mutilated fetuses
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Just curious- were they already dead when you licked
>>>>>>>>> them?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> not sure if the twitching was postmortem so, unclear
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> the fetuses were definitely dead though
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Stick 'em in a frying pan with some eggs, onions and
>>>>>>> jalapenos, and you have a first rate meal.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> or run 'em through wide-chute vertical masticating juicers
>>>>>> for some quick protein
>>>>>
>>>>> I love fried food. I don't like protein drinks. And a
>>>>> so-called "healthy lifestyle" doesn't enter into the
>>>>> equation.
>>>>
>>>> not so much health as convenience
>>>>
>>>> 'til someone opens a Chatanooga Fried Fetus chain, juiced or
>>>> blended's gonna save time and effort
>>>
>>> Either you wash the blender or the frying pan. It all evens
>>> out, and fried tastes better.
>>
>> variety's the key, and you could juice the fried giblets for a
>> nice fetal broth
>

> Fetus gravy could be good. Or a Philly Phetus sandwich.

might as well bust out the pellet smokers and mustard rub for the
juiciest cuts

Douglas D. Anderson

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Jul 11, 2021, 11:59:23 AM7/11/21

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Pellet smokers are owned by folks who use Lexus 'parking assist'...
then they don't actually /use/ the pellet smoker themselves, but have
their Mexican house boy run it... after they pick out a recipe from
the Bobby Flay barbecue cookbook... the mustard 'slather' is ok, but
unless you lost an arm in combat and can't swing a maul, you need to
leave the pellet smoked fetus flambeau to the Benedict Canyon set.

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Jul 20, 2021, 10:25:21 AM7/20/21

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are you suggesting rotisseried or traditional wood smoked fetuses?

Douglas D. Anderson

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Jul 20, 2021, 6:56:10 PM7/20/21

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On Tue, 20 Jul 2021 08:25:20 -0600, ??

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/04/9b/61/049b6152c5eb7393dff976ceda5a6c30.jpg

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Jul 21, 2021, 11:35:30 PM7/21/21

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On 7/12/2021 5:16 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sun, 11 Jul 2021 00:48:46 -0600, ??

> Not while I have a grill. Smoked doesn't cut it.

Doug doesn't like pellets.. you don't like smoke

I'm thinkin' they're too lean to grill without some sort of
super-marinade, or at least wrapping 'em in the placenta and using a
shit-ton of Crisco

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Jul 31, 2021, 2:04:16 AM7/31/21

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ahh.. wood smoked _&_ rotisseried

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Aug 5, 2021, 6:35:38 PM8/5/21

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On 7/23/2021 3:55 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 21 Jul 2021 21:35:29 -0600, ??

> For grilling, wrap them in bacon. Placenta doesn't have enough fat.

then stuff 'em with chopped onions, minced garlic, and green peppers

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Aug 21, 2021, 2:16:41 AM8/21/21

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On 8/6/2021 1:44 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 5 Aug 2021 16:35:36 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>> variety's the key, and you could juice the fried
>>>>>>>> giblets for a nice fetal broth
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Fetus gravy could be good. Or a Philly Phetus sandwich.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> might as well bust out the pellet smokers and mustard rub
>>>>>> for the juiciest cuts
>>>>>
>>>>> Not while I have a grill. Smoked doesn't cut it.
>>>>
>>>> Doug doesn't like pellets.. you don't like smoke
>>>>
>>>> I'm thinkin' they're too lean to grill without some sort of
>>>> super-marinade, or at least wrapping 'em in the placenta and
>>>> using a shit-ton of Crisco
>>>
>>> For grilling, wrap them in bacon. Placenta doesn't have enough
>>> fat.
>>
>> then stuff 'em with chopped onions, minced garlic, and green
>> peppers
>

> Jalapenos. Give 'em some tang. Maybe brush on some Worcestershire
> (friggin' limey spelling) sauce.

fœtus au Poivre (peppercorn & cognac-infused pan sauce), for any frog feti

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Sep 11, 2021, 11:23:21 PM9/11/21

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On 8/21/2021 7:13 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 21 Aug 2021 00:16:40 -0600, ??

> I'm stretching it with the limey sauce. I ain't doing frog.

wrapped around a Maine lobster with mussels in white wine and garlic
swimming in little neck clams are la quintessence de la gastronomie de luxe

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Oct 5, 2021, 5:41:02 PM10/5/21

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On 9/14/2021 7:27 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 11 Sep 2021 21:23:20 -0600, ??

> Sounds like puke stew. You have fries with that?

there's plain ol' chili fries or the premium gourmet frites with smoked
brisket, shrimp, and Rufus Teague steak sauce

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