Abo Joke and Nigger Joke

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Anonymous

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Jan 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/15/96
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Accent: aus

What are the 3 things you can't give to an Aborigine?

1. A white Face.

2. Straight Hair.

3. A Job.

Accent: usa

What are the 3 things you can't give to a Nigger?

1. A Black Eye.

2. A Fat Lip.

3. A Job.

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Ravi Anamalay

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Jan 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/16/96
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Well, whoever posted that racist stuff - just remember :
(1) You feel inferior to blacks because your dick is under 6""
(2) Your sister & mother lost their virginity to blacks
(3) "" still prefer blacks
(4) You're girlfriend (or boyfriend) prefers blacks over you
(5) You're just a loser with nothing else to do

oh, by the way - tell you're mama I'm having someone else over tonite.
just though I'd try a slut over $5/blowjob for a change.

cheers,
ravi...

ps : is your mum ever going to get her dentures tightened ?



--
Ravi Anamalay
Dept. of Mechanical & Materials Engineering
University of Western Australia, WA 6970, AUSTRALIA.
email : anam...@uniwa.uwa.edu.au

Valerie Hall

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Jan 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/16/96
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fres...@aol.com (Fresh816) wrote:

>What a brave warrior you are, posting racist jokes anonymously.

>God, I admire you.

>A. Mathis

Boy I wish I'd thought of that one !!

Val


Zabadoo

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Jan 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/17/96
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What are 3 things a racist redneck can't get?
1) A steady job
2) An education
3) A good paint job on his oversized hillbilly truck or double-wide
trailer (you pick)


What are 3 things white trash can't get?
1) Enough cheap beer
2) A girlfriend over the legal age
3) Enough banjo music and good dentures


The south is as dead as your redneck grandfather's dick. Time to wake up
and smell the 90's Joe Bob, Billy Joe, or whatever you like to be called.

By the way, I *am* white.

Nutter

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Jan 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/17/96
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On 15 Jan 1996 04:08:45 +0100, nob...@flame.alias.net (Anonymous)
wrote:

>Accent: aus
>What are the 3 things you can't give to an Aborigine?
>1. A white Face.
>2. Straight Hair.
>3. A Job.

Q. What's got two black eyes and fucks Abo's?

A. A double-barrelled shotgun...

Add the coon joke of your choice here:

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Michael HART

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Jan 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/19/96
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One must post some jikes anonymously else one can find oneself on trouble with the
discriminatory anti-discrimination laws.

Jokes about race (Aboriginal), sex (women) etc can be considered harassment and
you can end up in court.

It doesn't matter that it is a 'jokes' forum.

One shouldn't have to be a 'brave warrior' to post a joke but the fact is one does
have to be.

In article <4dg817$k...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, fres...@aol.com (Fresh816) writes:
|> What a brave warrior you are, posting racist jokes anonymously.
|>
|> God, I admire you.
|>
|> A. Mathis

--
+-------------------------------+------------------------------------+
| Michael HART | "If you want a straight line take |
| Dept of Professional Studies | only two points." |
| University Of New South Wales | "If reproducibility is a problem |
| mh...@solar.profs.unsw.edu.au | do the experiment only once." |
+-------------------------------+------------------------------------+
--
+-------------------------------+------------------------------------+
| Michael HART | "If you want a straight line take |
| Dept of Professional Studies | only two points." |
| University Of New South Wales | "If reproducibility is a problem |

fake

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Jan 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/21/96
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remember students, that all jokes (except puns and some of the surreal
stuff) have a victim.
It is a matter of where you draw then line.
Most of this stuff seems contrived to cause offence and wasn't
humourous anyway.


Shaun Dore

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Jan 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/21/96
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Scott Blencowe (s...@dynamite.com.au) wrote:
: In article <4djhf1$c...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, jparh...@aol.com says...
: >
: >Come on people! Black is beautiful!!!
: >
: >Then again, nigger is not a color.

: I can't believe that so many people get all uptight over this.

: It's a JOKE it's meant to be funny.. Now i'm not racist i have friends of all
: differen't creeds and cultures but i still found one of the jokes humerous.
: I mean even when i was 8years old there were Irish Jokes, and then Blond
: jokes, Abo jokes... If we can't laugh at ourselves, then we just can't laugh.

: Wake up and enjoy life, stop taking things so personally.

: Sly!

Couldnt agree more.


--
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People who like windows 95 havent used it enuf...

Mark Addinall

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Jan 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/21/96
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Michael HART (mh...@solar.csd.unsw.OZ.AU) wrote:

: One must post some jikes anonymously else one can find oneself on trouble with the
: discriminatory anti-discrimination laws.

So fucking what.

: Jokes about race (Aboriginal), sex (women) etc can be considered harassment and


: you can end up in court.

So any form of humour that deals with abo's or wimmin is banned heh?
What about kikes, slopes, wogs, spicks, paddies, seppos or pommies.

: It doesn't matter that it is a 'jokes' forum.

: One shouldn't have to be a 'brave warrior' to post a joke but the fact is one does
: have to be.

So this is what the society wants to become. Disgusting.

"What's the difference between your dog whinging at the
back door, and your missus whinging at the front door...

The bitch at the backdoor generally shuts up when you let
it in the house"


: In article <4dg817$k...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, fres...@aol.com (Fresh816) writes:
: |> What a brave warrior you are, posting racist jokes anonymously.
: |>
: |> God, I admire you.
: |>
: |> A. Mathis

: --
: +-------------------------------+------------------------------------+
: | Michael HART | "If you want a straight line take |
: | Dept of Professional Studies | only two points." |
: | University Of New South Wales | "If reproducibility is a problem |
: | mh...@solar.profs.unsw.edu.au | do the experiment only once." |
: +-------------------------------+------------------------------------+
: --
: +-------------------------------+------------------------------------+
: | Michael HART | "If you want a straight line take |
: | Dept of Professional Studies | only two points." |
: | University Of New South Wales | "If reproducibility is a problem |

And do try to get someone to explain how .sigs work
before you come in here again. Fucking idiot.

And what is a Department of Professional Studies anyway? Is
that like secretary school?

Mark.


Avoid normal situations.

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Jan 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/22/96
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Can we all please stay on topic for once (e.g. actually post jokes to
a.t.j., et al.)?

Q: What are the "Toys R Us" franchises in black neighborhoods called?
A: We Be Toys.

--
alt.flame Special Forces: Carry on, and dread nought.

Mark

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Jan 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/22/96
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fake <na...@host.domain> wrote:


Actually it's not the joke it's the READING that does it.
Do your part and stamp out reading, start with yourself.

Not a student of yours.....

Herbert Rosmanith

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Jan 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/22/96
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JParham327 (jparh...@aol.com) wrote:
: Come on people! Black is beautiful!!!
: Then again, nigger is not a color.

but "niger", from which "negroe" and thus "nigger" comes from, is
latin and means "black".


Lucien Lenoire

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Jan 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/22/96
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The Depoartment of Professional Studies, of course studies professional
scumbags. To wit, or half of same prof. Hart. not pro.Phart.

Michael HART

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Jan 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/22/96
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In article <4dgn1i$n...@styx.uwa.edu.au>, anam...@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (Ravi Anamalay) writes:
|> Well, whoever posted that racist stuff - just remember :
|> (1) You feel inferior to blacks because your dick is under 6""
|> (2) Your sister & mother lost their virginity to blacks
|> (3) "" still prefer blacks
|> (4) You're girlfriend (or boyfriend) prefers blacks over you

Oh! I didn't know my girlfrient saw that black person over me. How kinky.

James Dominguez

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Jan 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/22/96
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Here I go again...

Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine
Australian joke? I really want to know at least one in my lifetime. I
have requested such a thing before, and all the replies I get are usually
just New Zealander / Irishman / Blonde jokes with the names changed to
protect the unfunny.

---------------------====================---------------------

James Joseph Dominguez -=- Certifying Officer ASO1

Defence Science and Technology Organisation

Aeronautical and Maritime Research Laboratory

All of the opinions expressed in this posting are mine alone

unless of course I plagiarised them, in which case they are

probably not shared by my employer.

I think it is safer not to speculate.

---------------------====================---------------------

Donna

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Jan 23, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/23/96
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In article <4durkh$9...@foxhound.dsto.gov.au> James Dominguez <James.D...@dsto.defence.gov.au> writes:
>From: James Dominguez <James.D...@dsto.defence.gov.au>
>Subject: Re: Abo Joke and Nigger Joke
>Date: 22 Jan 1996 02:09:21 GMT

>Here I go again...

> Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine
>Australian joke? I really want to know at least one in my lifetime. I
>have requested such a thing before, and all the replies I get are usually
>just New Zealander / Irishman / Blonde jokes with the names changed to
>protect the unfunny.

Thought hard and this is the only one I couldcome up with (sorry)

Q. What was the swagman's name in "Waltzing Matilda"

A. Andy

Andy sang, Andy watched, Andy waited 'til his billy boiled . . .

Donna

evil Beavis

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Jan 23, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/23/96
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Edward Van Halen wrote:
>
> In article <4dr4us$j...@alpha.sky.net>, ed...@sky.net wrote:
>
> > nob...@flame.alias.net (Anonymous) wrote:What are the three things you
> > can't give to "anonymous"?
> >
> > Intelligence
> >
> > a Conscience
> >
> > a LIFE!
>
> I want to hear the joke. I like racialist jokes.
>
> --
> ________________________________
> | Join the National Socialists |
> | Ensure the Prosperity of the |
> |________Aryan Race____________|
>
>

You are a joke - calling yourself Edward Van Halen...

eB

Te...@cps.co.nz

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Jan 23, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/23/96
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James Dominguez wrote:
>
> Here I go again...
>
> Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine
> Australian joke? I really want to know at least one in my lifetime. I
> have requested such a thing before, and all the replies I get are usually
> just New Zealander / Irishman / Blonde jokes with the names changed to
> protect the unfunny.
>
> ---------------------====================---------------------
> Ok you asked for it, it's clean unfortunately.

A guy is driving through Queensland, hot summer's day, 40 degrees and his
car breaks down. Hasn't seen any other traffic all day so has walk to the
nearest town (luckily only about 50 miles). Anyway sun is beating down, he's
dying of thirst but staggering along anyway. A car approaches and the driver
stops and says good afternoon:
Guy: 'Please, please can you give me a lift?'
Driver: 'No sorry mate but I can sell you a tie.'
Guy: 'I don't need a tie, have you got any water?'
Driver: 'No I just sell ties, sure you don't want one?'
Anyway the guy doesn't want a tie so he staggers off down the road and
eventually arrives at the small town of Woolamongaratta. Desperate for a drink,
there's no pub but there is a Returned Serviceman's Association so he drags
himself up to the door but the doorman stops him and says:
'Sorry mate, can't come in here without a tie'.

martin felling

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Jan 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/24/96
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ed...@sky.net (meg sellers) wrote:

>nob...@flame.alias.net (Anonymous) wrote:What are the three things you
>can't give to "anonymous"?

>Intelligence

>a Conscience

>a LIFE!

Right on, Meg!

Mark Addinall

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Jan 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/24/96
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Edward Van Halen (tap...@keytech.com) wrote:

: In article <4dr4us$j...@alpha.sky.net>, ed...@sky.net wrote:

: > nob...@flame.alias.net (Anonymous) wrote:What are the three things you
: > can't give to "anonymous"?
: >
: > Intelligence
: >
: > a Conscience
: >
: > a LIFE!

: I want to hear the joke. I like racialist jokes.

That's 'racist' my dear little world leader.


: --

: ________________________________
: | Join the National Socialists |
: | Ensure the Prosperity of the |
: |________Aryan Race____________|
:
:

You are a fucking joke.
X-posts trimmed, I wish all these insignificant cunts
would stop giving us the gift of international mirth :-(

Retarded cunt.

Mark.


Keith Moore

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Jan 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/24/96
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In article <qcmwesto.6...@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au>,
qcmw...@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Donna ) wrote:

> In article <4durkh$9...@foxhound.dsto.gov.au> James Dominguez
<James.D...@dsto.defence.gov.au> writes:
> >From: James Dominguez <James.D...@dsto.defence.gov.au>
> >Subject: Re: Abo Joke and Nigger Joke
> >Date: 22 Jan 1996 02:09:21 GMT
>

> >Here I go again...
>
> > Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine
> >Australian joke? I really want to know at least one in my lifetime. I
> >have requested such a thing before, and all the replies I get are usually
> >just New Zealander / Irishman / Blonde jokes with the names changed to
> >protect the unfunny.
>

> Thought hard and this is the only one I couldcome up with (sorry)
>
> Q. What was the swagman's name in "Waltzing Matilda"
>
> A. Andy
>
> Andy sang, Andy watched, Andy waited 'til his billy boiled . . .
>
> Donna

Donna,

How about this one;

There were two fencers and they had just finished a big fencing contract
for a station owner out the back of New South Wales. It had kept them
going for months out in the heat and the dust. They had just been paid
handsomely and were sitting in the shade of a big tree swatting the flies
and discussing what they would do next.
One says to the other "What are you going to do now we finished the job mate"
The other replied "I thought I might go to Sydney for a spell"
"Oh, mate that's a long way from here. What route will you take"
"Well I thought I might take the wife 'cause she did stand by me all
through the drought"

Keith.

Mark Addinall

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Jan 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/24/96
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BR (zpi...@ihug.co.nz) wrote:
: In article <4ds3vh$c...@grissom.powerup.com.au>, addi...@powerup.com.au (Mark Addinall) says:

See, what we have here is, either a retarded newbie, who can not
configure his mailer to (f)ollow-up correctly, or some smart-arse
sheep shagger who wants to change a thread intention (for some bizarre
reason).


: >


: >Michael HART (mh...@solar.csd.unsw.OZ.AU) wrote:
: >
: >: One must post some jikes anonymously else one can find oneself on trouble with the
: >: discriminatory anti-discrimination laws.

: >

This ^^^ is not me...

: >So fucking what.

That ^^^ was me.

: >
: >: Jokes about race (Aboriginal), sex (women) etc can be considered harassment and


: >: you can end up in court.


Again, not me...

: Look mate, fuck off. Your politically correct bullshit isn't appreciated around here,
: OK.

This dickhead.


: *****************************************************
: * *
: * proficiency at politics and electioneering *
: * *
: * is a sign of a misspent old age. *
: * *
: *****************************************************

Try harder you stupid cunt.

Mark.


Mr Gerhard M F R Kutt

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Jan 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/24/96
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James Dominguez (James.D...@dsto.defence.gov.au) wrote:
: Here I go again...

: Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine
: Australian joke? I really want to know at least one in my lifetime. I
: have requested such a thing before, and all the replies I get are usually
: just New Zealander / Irishman / Blonde jokes with the names changed to
: protect the unfunny.

1st Australian joke:

3 men at a party discussing their wives and what it takes to get out of
trouble with their wives.

1. English - I go out and buy my wife a Versace outfit costing a few
hundred quid and a bottle of her favourite perfume. I can do no wrong
for 2 weeks.

2. American - I buy my wife a Karl Lagerfeld outfit costing US$10,000
and jewelry from Cartier, and I can do no wrong for more than a month.

3. Australian - I buy my wife a slinky red dress for 10 bucks and a
dildo - that does the job for me.

Puzzled the other two men looked surprised and ask what the two have to
do with each other.

"Simple mate, if she don't like the dress - she can go fuck herself!"
-------

What is Australian Male Foreplay?
Sheila - are you awake?

What is Australian Women's Foreplay?
Is it hard?
-------

Gerhard

Mr Gerhard M F R Kutt

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Jan 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/24/96
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Brenda Hall (WDH...@prodigy.com) wrote:
: This goes to you and all your other redneck friends. There's nothing
: worse than you little racist bigots out there who think that you rule the
: world. Chances are the person who wrote this so called " joke" is
: probably a lazy fat @ss who can't get a job himself !!


--
Hey "Ms. Flame" this is like er "tasteless jokes" - piss on you - might
cure your "flame."

Gerhard


Douglas Stalker

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Jan 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/24/96
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qcmw...@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Donna ) wrote:

>In article <4durkh$9...@foxhound.dsto.gov.au> James Dominguez <James.D...@dsto.defence.gov.au> writes:

>>Here I go again...

>> Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine
>>Australian joke?

>Thought hard and this is the only one I couldcome up with (sorry)

>Q. What was the swagman's name in "Waltzing Matilda"

I went through the entire Penguin Book of Aussie Jokes and the only
one I could find that was a real aussie joke as opposed to a generic
ethnic joke was the following:

Two men in a small country town shared a sizable lottery prize. When
asked what they would do with the money the first, a bussiness man,
replied that he would buy a car, take a trip around the world and then
set up a business.
The other, a farmer, said "I dunno. I think I'll just keep farming
untill it's all gone."

Billy Wheeler

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Jan 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/25/96
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How about:

Bruce & Blue are drivin' through the outback and they get to Alice
Springs (a little town). As they arrive at the gas station, Bruce
notices a new shop with a sign saying "Taxidermist". He asks Blue
"What the hell's a taxidermist?"
Blue says "I dunno - tell you what, I'll go fill up the Jeep, you go
ask the man about the shop."
Bruce wanders into the shop and a dapper little man comes out, says
"Can I help you?"
Bruce says "Yeah, I was just wonderin' what a taxidermist was."
The little bloke says "I stuff animals."
Bruce says "Oh."
The little bloke says "Yeah - for a livin'."
Bruce says "What kind of animals?"
Tlb says "Anything. Domestic animals, wild animals, the lot."
Bruce says "How about sheep?"
Tlb: "Yeah, hundreds."
B: "Cows, ever done cows?"
Tlb: "Oh, yeah, done a few of those."
B: "'Roos, ever stuffed a 'roo?"
Tlb: "One or two."
B: "How about an abo - you ever stuffed an abo?"
Tlb: "Nah - their skins are too tight."
So Bruce says "Well, thanks for your time mate - cheers."
Gets back in the jeep and Blue says "So, what's a taxidermist?"
"Ah, he's just a regular bloke like you or me!"

The gracious and admired moo...@darwin.ntu.edu.au (Keith Moore) spake
thusly:

--Donna,

--How about this one;

--There were two fencers and they had just finished a big fencing
contract
--for a station owner out the back of New South Wales. It had kept
them
--going for months out in the heat and the dust. They had just been
paid
--handsomely and were sitting in the shade of a big tree swatting the
flies
--and discussing what they would do next.
--One says to the other "What are you going to do now we finished the
job mate"
--The other replied "I thought I might go to Sydney for a spell"
--"Oh, mate that's a long way from here. What route will you take"
--"Well I thought I might take the wife 'cause she did stand by me all
--through the drought"

--Keith.

--

Cheers,

Billy

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-- New, improved and shorter .sig!!


John Detombe

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Jan 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/25/96
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James Dominguez (James.D...@dsto.defence.gov.au) wrote:


: Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine
: Australian joke? I really want to know at least one in my lifetime. I
: have requested such a thing before, and all the replies I get are usually
: just New Zealander / Irishman / Blonde jokes with the names changed to
: protect the unfunny.

I did hear about that Australian experiment of crossbreeding kangaroos
and sheep in an effort to make woolen jumpers, is this true?
--
John Detombe (416) 751-4122
bn...@freenet.toronto.ca dutc...@idirect.com

Dean Licheri

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Jan 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/25/96
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Fuckin asshole. Your joke stinks, if I catch your ass , i'll fuck it then fry it.


Donna

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Jan 26, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/26/96
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In article <4e5a7u$9...@tst.hk.super.net> ger...@news.hk.super.net (Mr Gerhard M F R Kutt) writes:
>From: ger...@news.hk.super.net (Mr Gerhard M F R Kutt)

>Subject: Re: Abo Joke and Nigger Joke
>Date: 24 Jan 1996 12:55:26 GMT

>James Dominguez (James.D...@dsto.defence.gov.au) wrote:
>: Here I go again...

>: Please please please please please could somebody tell me a genuine


>: Australian joke? I really want to know at least one in my lifetime. I
>: have requested such a thing before, and all the replies I get are usually
>: just New Zealander / Irishman / Blonde jokes with the names changed to
>: protect the unfunny.

This one is best told with the appropriate accents.


An Italian man, a French man and an Australian man were in a bar and boasting
about their sexual prowess.
The Italian man said "When I make love to my woman, I lightly tickle her all
over with a feather, and she rises one foot off the bed".
The French man said "When I make love to a woman, I cover her with cream and
when I lick it off, she rises three feet above the bed"
The Australian man says: "That's nuthin. When I make love to me missus, I
wipe me dick on the curtains and she hits the fuckin' roof"


Gary Gambino Sr.

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Jan 26, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/26/96
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On Thu, 25 Jan 1996, -Lurch- wrote:

> Date: Thu, 25 JAN 1996 03:36:22 GMT
> From: -Lurch- <bria...@a.crl.com>
> Newgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes


> Subject: Re: Abo Joke and Nigger Joke
>

> The gracious words of rpa...@nwlink.com were:


>
> >>>WDH...@prodigy.com (Brenda Hall) wrote:
>
> >>>>This goes to you and all your other redneck friends. There's nothing
> >>>>worse than you little racist bigots out there who think that you rule the
> >>>>world. Chances are the person who wrote this so called " joke" is
> >>>>probably a lazy fat @ss who can't get a job himself !!
>

> >>>Well smell her! Ms. Uppity Bitch!
> >>>Bitch- can you say "tasteless"? good.. now go look it up!
>
> What do you expect from an AOL wannabe?
>>
...with chronic PMS who hasn't had any in a long time...

> ========================================
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> | home: bria...@a.crl.com |
> | work: cat...@penril.com |
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>
>
>


Gary Gambino Sr.
gdga...@homer.louisville.edu

Tom Osborn

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Jan 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/30/96
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mh...@solar.csd.unsw.OZ.AU (Michael HART) writes:


>One must post some jikes anonymously else one can find oneself on trouble with the
>discriminatory anti-discrimination laws.

>Jokes about race (Aboriginal), sex (women) etc can be considered harassment and


>you can end up in court.

>It doesn't matter that it is a 'jokes' forum.

>One shouldn't have to be a 'brave warrior' to post a joke but the fact is one does
>have to be.

>In article <4dg817$k...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, fres...@aol.com (Fresh816) writes:


>|> What a brave warrior you are, posting racist jokes anonymously.
>|>
>|> God, I admire you.
>|>
>|> A. Mathis

By "brave warrior", I presume these people mean 'bellicose prick'.

Tom Osborn - who acknowledges that people who 'stir possum' *almost*
*always* have a hidden agenda (and a really fucked up psyche).

Aston Webb 1 Cluster

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In article <DLqqH...@news.zippo.com>, Dean Licheri <dlic...@eso.org> says:
>
>
>Fuckin asshole. Your joke stinks, if I catch your ass , i'll fuck it then fry it.
>
well well well. a queer in our midst

Edward Van Halen

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Feb 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/2/96
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It is better for you to say nothing.

>
> By "brave warrior", I presume these people mean 'bellicose prick'.
>
> Tom Osborn - who acknowledges that people who 'stir possum' *almost*
> *always* have a hidden agenda (and a really fucked up psyche).

--

Sugar

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On Mon, 22 Jan 1996, Edward Van Halen wrote:

> --
> ________________________________
> | Join the National Socialists |
> | Ensure the Prosperity of the |
> |________Aryan Race____________|
>

This guy is an idiot....okay..he usees the name Edward Van Halen..yes I
know who he is...

BUT if you are a racist...then why in the hell are you using someones
name that his half-Japanese... or does he not count.
FUCK YOU...yes you

Mark Staloff

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Aston Webb 1 Cluster (Aston...@bham.ac.uk) wrote:

: well well well. a queer in our midst

New here, aren't you? ;)

Mark

Bill Horrocks

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Feb 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/2/96
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In article <4eqdui$k...@sun4.bham.ac.uk>, Aston Webb 1 Cluster
<Aston...@bham.ac.uk> writes

>In article <DLqqH...@news.zippo.com>, Dean Licheri <dlic...@eso.org> says:
>>
>>
>>Fuckin asshole. Your joke stinks, if I catch your ass , i'll fuck it then fry
>it.
>>
>well well well. a queer in our midst

->> Good heavens no, he just likes his vice versa-


Message has been deleted

BR

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I didn't know EVH was half japanese.

Martyn.

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In article <4f4t95$1...@newsource.ihug.co.nz>, BR <zpi...@ihug.co.nz>
writes

>Niether does he probably.
--


MrPink@the

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zpi...@ihug.co.nz (BR) wrote:

>In article <Pine.OSF.3.91.96020...@cheetah.it.wsu.edu>, Sugar <i842...@mail.wsu.edu> says:
>>
>>
>>
>>On Mon, 22 Jan 1996, Edward Van Halen wrote:
>>
>>> --
>>> ________________________________
>>> | Join the National Socialists |
>>> | Ensure the Prosperity of the |
>>> |________Aryan Race____________|
>>>
>>
>>This guy is an idiot....okay..he usees the name Edward Van Halen..yes I
>>know who he is...
>>
>>BUT if you are a racist...then why in the hell are you using someones
>>name that his half-Japanese... or does he not count.
>>FUCK YOU...yes you

EVH ALf Japanese?????? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! He is dutch!

---------------
Mr. Pink

Edward Van Halen

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Feb 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/9/96
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> >>
> >>This guy is an idiot....okay..he usees the name Edward Van Halen..yes I
> >>know who he is...
> >>
> >>BUT if you are a racist...then why in the hell are you using someones
> >>name that his half-Japanese... or does he not count.
> >>FUCK YOU...yes you
>
> EVH ALf Japanese?????? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! He is dutch!
>
> ---------------
> Mr. Pink

Eddie Van Halen is from Holland. I REPEAT- HE IS FROM HOLLAND. That's
why I use his name as an alias. If he were japanese, he would NOT be the
premiere guitar player in the world, he would perhaps be the premiere koto
player. So, I'll say it again, EDDIE VAN HALEN IS FROM HOLLAND. Oh ,and
go fuck yourself. I REPEAT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Andy MacLaurin

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Feb 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/9/96
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In article <4fag8i$j...@driene.student.utwente.nl>, MrPink@The says...

>
>zpi...@ihug.co.nz (BR) wrote:
>
>>In article
<Pine.OSF.3.91.96020...@cheetah.it.wsu.edu>, Sugar
<i842...@mail.wsu.edu> says:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>On Mon, 22 Jan 1996, Edward Van Halen wrote:
>>>
>>>> --
>>>> ________________________________
>>>> | Join the National Socialists |
>>>> | Ensure the Prosperity of the |
>>>> |________Aryan Race____________|
>>>>
>>>
>>>This guy is an idiot....okay..he usees the name Edward Van Halen..yes
I
>>>know who he is...
>>>
>>>BUT if you are a racist...then why in the hell are you using someones
>>>name that his half-Japanese... or does he not count.
>>>FUCK YOU...yes you
>
>EVH ALf Japanese?????? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! He is dutch!
>
>---------------
>Mr. Pink
>
>
What the hell is wrong with you jokers? Everybody with half a brain
knows that Eddy Van Halen (as well as his bro Alex) is HALF VIETNAMESE,
and HALF PAKISTANI!


John Griffin

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Feb 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/9/96
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In article <Pine.OSF.3.91.96020...@cheetah.it.wsu.edu>,

Sugar <i842...@mail.wsu.edu> wrote:
>
>
>On Mon, 22 Jan 1996, Edward Van Halen wrote:
>
>> --
>> ________________________________
>> | Join the National Socialists |
>> | Ensure the Prosperity of the |
>> |________Aryan Race____________|
>>
>
>This guy is an idiot....okay..he usees the name Edward Van Halen..yes I
>know who he is...
>
>BUT if you are a racist...then why in the hell are you using someones
>name that his half-Japanese... or does he not count.
>FUCK YOU...yes you

This could well be one of the stupidest remarks I've seen today,
even after reading the alt.fan.oj-simpson group. I'll read onward
in this thread. Maybe someone can top it.


Your Name Here

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Feb 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/10/96
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In article <tap5150-0902...@dialupa.keytech.com>, tap...@keytech.com (Edward Van Halen) says:

>________________________________
>| Join the National Socialists |
>| Ensure the Prosperity of the |
>|________Aryan Race____________|
>

> I have a question: National Socialists are Nazis, right?
Nazi are racists, right? Japanese people are Asians, right?
Asians are not white, right? So why in Hell did Nazi Germany
ally with the Japanese in World War II?

Curious

Caesar

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Feb 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/10/96
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In article <4fgod1$s...@usafa2.usafa.af.mil>

Alliance of convenience I think.

They both wanted to defeat Britain & France.


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Ned Kelly

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John Griffin (hilb...@aa.net) wrote:
^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Which colour mode are you in now?

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On 10 Feb 1996 00:20:49 GMT, YourUserName%Off...@usafa.af.mil (Your
Name Here) wrote:

>In article <tap5150-0902...@dialupa.keytech.com>, tap...@keytech.com (Edward Van Halen) says:
>
>>________________________________
>>| Join the National Socialists |
>>| Ensure the Prosperity of the |
>>|________Aryan Race____________|
>>
>> I have a question: National Socialists are Nazis, right?
>Nazi are racists, right? Japanese people are Asians, right?
>Asians are not white, right? So why in Hell did Nazi Germany
>ally with the Japanese in World War II?
>
>Curious

The Japanese had an ongoing conflict with the Russians. Each side
(German and Japanese) hoped the other would distract the Russians. As
it turned out, Hitler was badly snookered by the crafty Japanese on
his way to getting his butt stomped by the inferior Slav. Hitler
distracted the European powers with major colonial holdings in
Asia(Br, Fr, Dutch), forever overthrowing white domination of Asia and
India, while easing the way for Japanese conquests. The Japanese
declined to go to war with Russia when Hitler attacked the USSR,
figuring they would look to securing the oil and other resources they
needed before going against Russia. Hitler also stupidly declared
war on the USA after Pearl Harbor, getting Roosevelt and Churchill
over a big hurdle, and "cleverly" distracting the American Juggernaut
from applying its full power to Japan. In return for all this, Hitler
got essentially nothing, except some distraction to the British, who
couldn't really hurt Germany by themselves, anyway. Such a genius,
the man was!

To summarize, Hitler wanted the Japanese to join him in attacking
their mutual foe Russia. Instead, they helped him to add the USA to
his already full list of enemies and did nothing of consequence
against the USSR.

Hitler did more than any single man in the world's history to kill
large numbers of white people and undermine their political, economic,
military and moral position around the world, which is why he is held
in such high regard by moronic white traitors to the 'white race'.
(The preceeding sentence requires a working sarcasm detector with the
power setting to ON. Do not attempt to process without a functioning
sarcasm detector)


--
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will be slitting each others throats for it. Teach an man to
live in space, instead, and his descendants will fill up the
Universe.

Sam Michaelson

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MrPink@The wrote:
>EVH ALf Japanese?????? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! He is dutch!
>
>---------------
>Mr. Pink
>


Not sure about the lineage of EVH (the real one), but I if someone is
thinking of a half-japanese guitarist, you might be thinking of
Jake-E-Lee (Jake Lou Williams ???) who was with Ozzy Ozbourne yonks ago,
and last I heard was with a band called Badlands.

Sam


Joellen Welch

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Feb 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/12/96
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Your Name Here (YourUserName%Off...@usafa.af.mil) wrote:
: In article <tap5150-0902...@dialupa.keytech.com>, tap...@keytech.com (Edward Van Halen) says:

: >________________________________
: >| Join the National Socialists |
: >| Ensure the Prosperity of the |
: >|________Aryan Race____________|
: >
: > I have a question: National Socialists are Nazis, right?
: Nazi are racists, right? Japanese people are Asians, right?
: Asians are not white, right? So why in Hell did Nazi Germany
: ally with the Japanese in World War II?

He was using them, and for some reason, the Japanese thought if they
helped him out, they'd be saved in the NWO.

: Curious

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Ronan Bryan

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It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.



evil Beavis

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Feb 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/12/96
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Ronan Bryan wrote:
>
> It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>
>

And you are obviously mentally challenged. Learn how to spell and
punctuate...

eB

evil Beavis

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Feb 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/12/96
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Your Name Here wrote:
>
> In article <tap5150-0902...@dialupa.keytech.com>, tap...@keytech.com (Edward Van Halen) says:
>
> >________________________________
> >| Join the National Socialists |
> >| Ensure the Prosperity of the |
> >|________Aryan Race____________|
> >
> > I have a question: National Socialists are Nazis, right?
> Nazi are racists, right? Japanese people are Asians, right?
> Asians are not white, right? So why in Hell did Nazi Germany
> ally with the Japanese in World War II?
>
> Curious


Why would they not? Nazi's are not necessarily against all non-whites or
other non-Germanic ethnicities. At least not at that time. It was beneficial
for Germany to ally themselves with Japan, so they did. National Socialism
and corporatism is concerned with the growth and preservation of the own
nation state no matter what the consequences of costs are.


eB

evil Beavis

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Feb 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/12/96
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Bootboy wrote:
> Shut your pussy up, you dumbass Swed. Vit Makt!
>
> -Bootboy- 88/14


Det skall stavas "Swede" din javla idiot...

eB

nice-jerk

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Feb 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/13/96
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am2...@swt.edu (Andy MacLaurin) wrote:
>What the hell is wrong with you jokers? Everybody with half a brain
>knows that Eddy Van Halen (as well as his bro Alex) is HALF VIETNAMESE,
>and HALF PAKISTANI!
>
and Eddie Vedder is half duck and half leg both the same, and needs
a fish to change lightbulbs
!?
--


Bootboy

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Fraser Wilson

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Feb 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/13/96
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tap...@keytech.com (Edward Van Halen) writes:

>Eddie Van Halen is from Holland. I REPEAT- HE IS FROM HOLLAND. That's
>why I use his name as an alias. If he were japanese, he would NOT be the
>premiere guitar player in the world, he would perhaps be the premiere koto
>player. So, I'll say it again, EDDIE VAN HALEN IS FROM HOLLAND. Oh ,and
>go fuck yourself. I REPEAT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

No way, buddy! Eddie Van Halen is black! When he was a youth
he had an accident with a reverse-polarised UV emitter, which
gave his skin the sickly pale hue that we know today.

I think his grandfather might have been japanese though.

regards,
Fraser.
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Fresh816

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Feb 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/13/96
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Bootboy is obviously a real man.

That's why him and his 15-year old buddies always take on guys 6 to 1.

Right, bootboy?

A skinhead who fights alone is a DEAD skinhead.

Ravi Anamalay

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Feb 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/13/96
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Fraser Wilson (fra...@munta.cs.mu.OZ.AU) wrote:

: tap...@keytech.com (Edward Van Halen) writes:

: >Eddie Van Halen is from Holland. I REPEAT- HE IS FROM HOLLAND. That's
: >why I use his name as an alias. If he were japanese, he would NOT be the
: >premiere guitar player in the world, he would perhaps be the premiere koto
: >player. So, I'll say it again, EDDIE VAN HALEN IS FROM HOLLAND. Oh ,and
: >go fuck yourself. I REPEAT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

: No way, buddy! Eddie Van Halen is black! When he was a youth
: he had an accident with a reverse-polarised UV emitter, which
: gave his skin the sickly pale hue that we know today.

: I think his grandfather might have been japanese though.


You're all wrong. Eddie Van Halen is actually Indian. The sickly pale
hue is due to a very poor vegetarian diet.
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Tuthmosis III

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Feb 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/13/96
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Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> wrote:
> It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>
>
>
>
You fool , learn punctuation and how to spell . Racially challenged ,
maybe . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled . How
old are you , 4 ? Did'nt your daddy teach you better than to use racial
epithets ? Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF wrestling with
Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
Tuthmosis III


skh...@ocvaxa.cc.oberlin.edu

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Feb 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/13/96
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In article <4fo1cn$m...@barnacle.iol.ie>, Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> writes:
> It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
>
>
>
>

And that's so hurtful coming from some mongloid who can't spell or
punctuate. Sod off...

---Kali Holloway

evil Beavis

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Feb 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/13/96
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Tuthmosis III wrote:

>
> Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> wrote:
> > It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> You fool , learn punctuation and how to spell . Racially challenged ,
> maybe . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled . How
> old are you , 4 ? Did'nt your daddy teach you better than to use racial
> epithets ? Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF wrestling with
> Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
> Tuthmosis III


That't "didn't" Tuthmosis...! Besides, you know damn well he can't watch TV
right - inbreeding often results in severe cases of cross eyed freaks!!

eB

Greg

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Feb 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/14/96
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You guys are all wrong. EDDIE VAN HALEN is

an INUIT!

Jeez.

Steve Osborne

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Feb 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/14/96
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>
> Tuthmosis III wrote:

> > >> > You fool , learn punctuation and how to spell .

Why dont you go back and finnish watching WWF wrestling with
> > Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
> > Tuthmosis III

> Learn how to spell huh?? since when was completing something the same as
a native of Finland... Finnish?? Best to make sure you can spell before
criticising others..

Mark Addinall

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Feb 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/14/96
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Tuthmosis III (rhd...@email.psu.edu) wrote:
: Ronan Bryan <ron...@iol.ie> wrote:
: > It`s not Nigger be politically correct Racialy Challenge is much nicer.
: >
: >
: >
: >

Obviously a troll from a demented seppo...

: You fool^ ,


: ^ learn punctuation and how to spell^ .

Some grammer would be nice as well.

:^ Racially challenged^ ,
: maybe^^ . But it seems that you are mentally challenged and disabled
. How
: old are you^ , ^4 ? Did'n^t your daddy teach you better than to use
racial
: epithets^ ? Why dont you go back and !finnish! watching WWF wrestling

with : Paa and cousin/brother duke-boy .
: Tuthmosis III

Well, for a retard, you have a very good grasp of written English. I
would suggest however, that a spelling and punctuation flame be
better constructed. It's probably not your fault.

Mark.

ac...@pi.net

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In article <4fp4jp$2...@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU>, <fra...@munta.cs.mu.OZ.AU> writes:
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> From: fra...@munta.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Fraser Wilson)
> Newsgroups:
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> Subject: Re: Eddy Van Halen is Japanese (Was: Re: Abo Joke and Nigger Joke)
> Date: 13 Feb 1996 04:38:17 GMT
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>
> tap...@keytech.com (Edward Van Halen) writes:
>
> >Eddie Van Halen is from Holland. I REPEAT- HE IS FROM HOLLAND. That's
> >why I use his name as an alias. If he were japanese, he would NOT be the
> >premiere guitar player in the world, he would perhaps be the premiere koto
> >player. So, I'll say it again, EDDIE VAN HALEN IS FROM HOLLAND. Oh ,and
> >go fuck yourself. I REPEAT, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
>
> No way, buddy! Eddie Van Halen is black! When he was a youth
> he had an accident with a reverse-polarised UV emitter, which
> gave his skin the sickly pale hue that we know today.
>
> I think his grandfather might have been japanese though.
>
> regards,
> Fraser.
> --
> ____ Fraser Wilson | email: fra...@cs.mu.oz.au __o
> \ / Melbourne University | voice: +61 3 9287 9193 _-\<,_
> \/ Parkville, Vic | fax: +61 3 9348 1184 (_)/ (_)
> "I believe in ecstasy ..." | www: http://www.cs.mu.oz.au/~fraser/
>


ofcourse he's from Holland you dummass!!!!

Steven M. Wilson

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