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The Knight of the Kings Castration

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GREG

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Feb 8, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/8/98
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The Knight of the Kings Castration


It was the night of the kings' castration and the great ball was about to
come off. The kings right one that is.

All the counts and discounts were gathered around the square table shooting
camel shit for in those days round tables and bullshit were on heard of.

The queen entered shouting balls balls if I had but two balls I would be
king.

The King replied f**k the queen and 3,457 loyal serfs were killed in the
scramble for in those days the kings word was law.

Daniel entered yelling the princess the princess where is the princess?

The king replied the princess is in bed with diphtheria.

Diphtheria cried Daniel I thought that Greek bastard left town 6 weeks ago.

For Daniel's ignorance he was thrown in the lions den. The mangy beast
approach. Daniel grabs him by the balls.

The lion roared that tickles.

Daniel asked what tickles?

The lion replied testicles.

For Daniel's bravery he was sent forth slip on a pile of camel shit and came
in fifth. Shit flew at random, random ducked, and it hit the king right in
the face. Oh shit cried the king and there was a great movement through out
the land for in those days the king's word was law.


William Houghton

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Feb 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM2/17/98
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I haven't heard that in years and years. Thanks for the memory.
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