Funny names (like phoning moe's bar on simpsons)
britt
How about:
Amanda Hugankiss
Hugh Jass
Hugh Jardon
Al Coholic
Ivanna Tinkle
Anita Beer
More later!
Hans Breuer
Anna Bolika
me
On Mon, 07 Oct 1996 02:20:35 -0600, us...@rlh3.com (Anon) wrote:
>I always thought the best ones were When you call a Zoo or leave a message
>for a boss to call Mr. L. E. Phant... supplied of course with the number
>of the local Zoo... It's really worked!
This reminds me of a time when I left a message with the local parking
enforcement officer who was a good friend of mine (I have off-street
parking where I work, or does it show) to call Mr. Lion at the
zoo...He got so pissed off he crashed his car into a brick wall when
he put his car into Reverse instead of Drive!
he passed on last year...boy, I miss him!
They're not bugs! They're random features!
Karen Boelter
Our supervisors got wise to return calls to Mr. Lyons at the main number
of the zoo. Boy did they get ticked when I found another number for the Zoo
and left while you were out post-its with a request to return the call of a
Mr. G. Raffe!
Another fun variation of phone tag is when two guys in a work crew (all
equipped with pagers) are going to be off at a remote work site. Page each
of them and enter the pager number of the other. Do this several minutes
apart and they will decide to take a break and find a pay phone. Imagine the
upset when A returns his page and B's pager goes off.
Night Man
I've got my own Favorites.
Dick Gozinia
Jack MeHoff
Hugh G. Rection
Peter Feltersnatch
Ali Coholic
There Is also a new book out called "Rusty Bed Springs" by I.P. Nightly
If anyone thinks of anymore funnies E-Mail them to NightMan at
the...@alaska.net
Night Man
Polydectes
It's a pity one can never witness the results of this, but it gives me
great glee to imagine them. In the UK (and I imagine elsewhere) we get
lots of cards and leaflets shoved through our letterboxes inviting us to
apply for double-glazing, house-cladding, loans at extortionate interest
rates, etc.
If the response is reply-paid, I fill out in the name of Myra Maines,
giving the address and phone-number of a Funeral Parlour.
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Lawrie Thorne
No - the funniest name I ever came across was in real life
I had to call this girl into Magistrates Court one day and swear to God -
her name was "Carressa Hiscock"
Imagine naming your child that.
Lawrie Thorne
Alan McLeod
How about these names?
Harry Colon
Harry Johnson
Peter Fitzinwell
Seymour Cleavage
Red Ruffensore
ASM
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Trevor Waterman u
These ones I actually met:
Lisa Kharr
Karen Elizabeth Moore
--
Trevor Waterman
"Gravity: It's not just a good idea.. It's the law."
Dobe F. Doinat
>Sarah Ruth Matthys wrote:
>> On Fri, 27 Sep 1996, Steven Thurgood wrote:
>> > Please post all the funny/tasteless namees you have.
>> > Stuff like B.O.problem, peter file, wayne kerr etc.
>> Here's one : Seymour Butts
>Mike Oxlong
Hey that's a good one I hadn't heard, Chris!
Try my site for hundreds and thousands of similar ones.
My all time favorite?
BOB LOBLAW
enjoy,
Dobe Fugin Doinat
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Jennifer L Narang
I heard an even better response to it:
If it's business reply (return postage GUARANTEED), glue it to a brick
and send it back. They will NEVER bother you again!
Russell Odom
How about:
Ivor Biggun
Mr. Bates
Mike Rotch
Bonerkink
how about:
* Phil Lacio
* Connie Lingus
DopyDoggy
Phone a gynocologists office and ask to speak with Stretch Marks.
rwbren...@gmail.com
> Please post all the funny/tasteless namees you have.
>
> Stuff like B.O.problem, peter file, wayne kerr etc.
>
> -----------------
> aka:Stormbringer
> <A HREF="http://www.thurgood.demon.co.uk">Click this</A>
Harry Parat estes
Steven Thurgood
Polydectes
In article <324bbbcc...@news.demon.co.uk>, Steven Thurgood
<ste...@thurgood.demon.co.uk> writes
>Please post all the funny/tasteless namees you have.
>
>Stuff like B.O.problem, peter file, wayne kerr etc.
Eileen Dover
Major Bumsaugh
Laurie Driver
I. Kikabolokov
I. Katchakokov
A. Ness
P. Ness
R. Sole
Joe King
Ivor Stone
S.N. Sovpoosi
Rip O'Toole
I.P. Knightly
I.P. Daly
I.C. de Kok
Arthur Sek (Cockney accent required)
Hoof Hearted (for a racehorse)
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Dev Null
Steven Thurgood wrote:
>
> Please post all the funny/tasteless namees you have.
>
> Stuff like B.O.problem, peter file, wayne kerr etc.
>
> -----------------
> aka:Stormbringer
> <A HREF="http://www.thurgood.demon.co.uk">Click this</A>
Dick Hertz
Jack Hass
Anita Dick
Jack Neihoff
Richard Cranium (Dick Head)
advance bionics
Heywood Jablomie
dp
all...@pacbell.net
Jim Nasium
Rhoda Bike
Mike Hunt
Leia Pyle
Patty O'Furniture
Jay Walker
Chris Hennessy
Ring a fruiterer and ask to speak to Amanda Reene.
On Fri, 27 Sep 1996 20:58:35 GMT, ste...@thurgood.demon.co.uk ( Steven
Thurgood) wrote:
>Please post all the funny/tasteless namees you have.
>
>Stuff like B.O.problem, peter file, wayne kerr etc.
>
>-Steve
>-----------------
>aka:Stormbringer
><A HREF="http://www.thurgood.demon.co.uk">Click this</A>
Chris Hennessy (chen...@enterprise.powerup.com.au)
http://www.powerup.com.au/~chenness/
___________________________________________________
All that is, ever was, will be, ever, twisting, turning through the never.
James Bishop
Phone Weight watchers and ask to speak to Hugh Jass. Or phone the retired
sailors club and ask to speak to Seaman Staines.
Sarah Ruth Matthys
On Fri, 27 Sep 1996, Steven Thurgood wrote:
> Please post all the funny/tasteless namees you have.
>
> Stuff like B.O.problem, peter file, wayne kerr etc.
>
Here's one : Seymour Butts
SarahM
Miss Elaineous
> Please post all the funny/tasteless namees you have.
>
> Stuff like B.O.problem, peter file, wayne kerr etc.
>
call back a Myra Maines at a certain phone number which ended up being a
morgue... the mortician had to explain it to this guy before he got it..
Chris Victor
Sarah Ruth Matthys wrote:
>
> On Fri, 27 Sep 1996, Steven Thurgood wrote:
>
> >
> > Stuff like B.O.problem, peter file, wayne kerr etc.
> >
>
> SarahM
Or one I saw here a couple of months ago:
Mike Oxlong
-Chris
Mike Murphy
Ring a dog kennel and ask to speak to Jack Russell
chen...@enterprise.powerup.com.au (Chris Hennessy) wrote:
>Ring a fruiterer and ask to speak to Amanda Reene.
>On Fri, 27 Sep 1996 20:58:35 GMT, ste...@thurgood.demon.co.uk ( Steven
>Thurgood) wrote:
>>Please post all the funny/tasteless namees you have.
>>
>>Stuff like B.O.problem, peter file, wayne kerr etc.
>>
Andrew Lippstone
How 'bout:
Dick Kizinia,
Jack Mahogoff,
or the two Irish homosexuals, Ben Dover and Phil McCrevice.
Polydectes
In article <5327s7$d...@news2.snfc21.pacbell.net>, all...@pacbell.net
writes
>were they Scottish?
The Scots ones are Ben Doon and Phil McCracken (or was it Phil
McCafferty?)
>
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all...@pacbell.net
Kevin Fletcher
Chris Hennessy wrote:
>
> Ring a fruiterer and ask to speak to Amanda Reene.
>
> On Fri, 27 Sep 1996 20:58:35 GMT, ste...@thurgood.demon.co.uk ( Steven
> Thurgood) wrote:
>
> >Please post all the funny/tasteless namees you have.
> >
> >Stuff like B.O.problem, peter file, wayne kerr etc.
> >
> >-Steve
> >-----------------
> >aka:Stormbringer
> ><A HREF="http://www.thurgood.demon.co.uk">Click this</A>
>
> Chris Hennessy (chen...@enterprise.powerup.com.au)
> http://www.powerup.com.au/~chenness/
> ___________________________________________________
> All that is, ever was, will be, ever, twisting, turning through the never.
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stu pidd
phil mccracken
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In article <52sikl$o...@netaxs.com>, b...@cpcn.com says...
>
>> Please post all the funny/tasteless namees you have.
>>
>> Stuff like B.O.problem, peter file, wayne kerr etc.
>>
>call back a Myra Maines at a certain phone number which ended up being
a
>morgue... the mortician had to explain it to this guy before he got
it..
>
dave johnson
In article <Pine.A32.3.91.961001...@tiger4.ocs.lsu.edu>,
>>
>> Stuff like B.O.problem, peter file, wayne kerr etc.
>>
(with Battery Operated crawling action)
>
>SarahM
David Pierce
I have several:
Phil McCrotch
Jim Nasium
Connie Lingus
Dick McNutt
Richard Head (dick)
Ben Dover
Mike Hunt
Joe Dildo
Hal Jalikeakick
Bill Oney
Cole Kutz
Phil Latio
I have MANY more
On 2 Oct 1996, Miss Elaineous wrote:
> > Please post all the funny/tasteless namees you have.
> >
> > Stuff like B.O.problem, peter file, wayne kerr etc.
> >
Anon
I always thought the best ones were When you call a Zoo or leave a message
for a boss to call Mr. L. E. Phant... supplied of course with the number
of the local Zoo... It's really worked!
A personal favourite is Justin Case... hahaha thought it up myself.
The Xtortionist
In article <52v8up$b...@usenetw1.news.prodigy.com>, WSS...@prodigy.com (Andrew Lippstone) says:
>
>How 'bout:
>
>Dick Kizinia,
>Jack Mahogoff,
>or the two Irish homosexuals, Ben Dover and Phil McCrevice.
>
said he wrote in a libary book when he went to school
Pat McHunt
candymanal
> Please post all the funny/tasteless namees you have.
>
> Stuff like B.O.problem, peter file, wayne kerr etc.
>
> -----------------
> aka:Stormbringer
> <A HREF="http://www.thurgood.demon.co.uk">Click this</A>
Buster Hymen
Ensid McCracken
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