Challenger Jokes Needed
Barry Radcliffe
the Sally Ride Jokes. Here's one:
Q: What was the last thing to go through Sally Ride's mind?
A; Her eyes!
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or
>the Sally Ride Jokes.
A: 1,000,000 pieces, no assembly required.
Q: What were Sally Ride's last words?
A: "What's this lever for?"
And just to be off-topic:
Q: How do you get 100 babies into a Volkswagen Beetle?
A: Moulinex!
Jet Silverman
Q: What does NASA stand for?
A: Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Rob Berry
Why do they drink Coke at NASA?
They couldn't get 7-up!
How many astronauts can you put in a VW?
11-2 in the front, 2 in the back and 7 in the ashtray!
Victor Valencia
shuttle exploded?
"No, Bud Light!"
Mmmyle
What did Christa McAulife say to her husband right before she took off?
You feed the kids and I'll feed the fish.
Allen Newman
>>I recently saw an old Challenger-Space Shuttle joke. I need more of them
>or
>>the Sally Ride Jokes.
>
>Q: Hear of the Challenger Model Kit?
>
>A: 1,000,000 pieces, no assembly required.
>
>Q: What were Sally Ride's last words?
>
>A: "What's this lever for?"
Um, Hel-LO! Dr. Ride was not on Challenger 51-L; she's alive and well.
My Challenger joke:
"Great launch! Gimmie a Light!"
BOOM!
"Noooo! Bud Light!"
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T. E. Wemlinger
Q. Why didn't Christa McAuliffe take a shower before she left?
A. She figured she'd just wash up on the beach.
T Edwards RA/208G/S 6730
I saw Christa McAuliffe's Husband on the beach the other day; He was there
looking for a piece of ass
tim
bend...@nnbbs.com
What was the last words that Christa McCaulif said?
"What's this button for?"
bend...@nnbbs.com
One more.
What does N.A.S.A. stand for?
Need another seven astronauts.
Donna Matthews
Please, folks!
Mission Specialist Dr. Sally K. Ride first flew on the Challenger
on mission STS-7, June 18 1983. She was clearly not a part of
mission 51-L (so to speak), when the Challenger blew up on
January 28 1986.
Q: What do Ronald McNair (toasted Challenger mission specialist),
Richard Pryor, and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They are members of the Inflamed Negro Foundation.
Q: Along those lines, what do Richard Pryor, Michael Jackson, and
Major Margaret Hoolighan(sic?) have in common?
A: They have Major Burns on their faces.
Roman
Q: How do we know Christa MacAuliffe had dandruff?
A: They found her Head & Shoulders floating in the ocean
Stephen
Q: What was the last thing Sally Ride said?
A: "I wonder what this button here does..."
Q: What was the last thing the captain of the Challenger said?
A: "I hope that teacher bitch doesn't fuck anything up!"
jo...@jgarblik.ansremote.com
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> From: edw...@salt.ra.anl.gov (T Edwards RA/208G/S 6730)
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I heard that Christa's eyes were blue....one blew right, the other left
Ron Buchalski
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>Q: What do Ronald McNair (toasted Challenger mission specialist),
> Richard Pryor, and Michael Jackson have in common?
>
>A: They are members of the Inflamed Negro Foundation.
>
The original joke was:
Q: What is Richard Pryor's and Michael Jackson's favorite charity?
A: The Ignited Negro College Fund.
That said, are the Challenger jokes REALLY funny after nine years? If
they were
tasteless nine years ago, they're fossilized by now!
RB
Chadwick Shon Dotson
They found her head and shoulders on the beach.
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Sean Robertson
>I heard that Christa's eyes were blue....one blew right, the other left
If I hear this stupid fucking joke one more time, you're all going to bed
early with no supper. First of all, it's not funny. Second, it's not really
tasteless. No more warnings.
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nstn...@fox.nstn.ca Call for details.
Meghann K. Hall
Really? When did Sally Ride die? (Methinks you must be meaning someone
else...)
OBJ: (this isn't tasteless, but its silly and its funny as hell...in a
bizarre, grade five sort of way...)
Q: If jocks get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Mistletoe! (Missile toe... sheesh!)
Cheers!
-m.
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Mike Bartmanovich
>What was the last words that Christa McCaulif said?
>"What's this button for?"
Last transmission heard from the Challenger:
"Fer Chrissakes, so let her drive! What harm can it do?"
Mike (Shaddup back there or so help me I'll stop this car!) B.
Micah Peek
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Je> Q: What does NASA stand for?
Je> A: Need Another Seven Astronauts.
This one is much better...
Q: What was the color of the crew Members eyes?
A: BLUE. One Blew this way one Blew that way.
MIcah
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>From: sk...@bronze.coil.com (Stephen)
>Subject: Re: Challenger Jokes Needed
Q. What does NASA stand for ?
A. Need Another Seven Astronauts.
James.
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Or, alternatively, "Not A Stable Aircraft." <g>
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Ruediger Mannert
What were the Challanger crew's last words ?
Let Christa fly the shuttle.
Sorry if it's been posted before.
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Stephen Dailey
You would be depressed too, if you couldn't get it up for two years.
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>Q: What was the last thing that went throught the pilot's mind when the thing blew?
>
>
>A: A booster rocket.
Q: Where didi the crew of the Challenger spend their summer holidays?
A: All over Florida.
Mark I Rosendorf
-She blew up in front of her class.
What did she teach?
-She did teach Social studies but now she's history
Why was there only one black on the challenger crew?
-They didn't know it was going to explode.
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Paul
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts
Chris Scofield
: Q: What was the last thing that went throught the pilot's mind when the thing blew?
: A: A booster rocket.
Have you heard about the new Dodge Challenger Minivan. It seats two in the
front three in the rear and seven in the ashtray.
-toph
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John Casten
A: she only blew up once in front of her kids.
Justin Miller
Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong! Don't you ever read this newsgroup? The
real joke, about a month old by now, is:
Q: How do you fit 11 astronauts in a car?
A: 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 7 in the ashtray.
-Justin Miller
Jason Gordon
Why did NASA start drinking sprite???
Ans: Because they couldn't get their 7-up
o)
Jason
Justin Miller (jkmi...@homer06.u.washington.edu) wrote:
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left the house for her shuttle lauch?
"you feed the dog, and I'll feed the fish"
Where did Krista McCauliffe take her last vacation?
ALL OVER Florida.
John D. Brennan IV
What color were Christa McAuliffe's eyes?
Blue, one this way, one that way...
(for the humor-handicapped, BLEW)
--John
JOHN REYNOLDS
> go...@bu.edu (Jason Gordon) wrote:
>
>
> what does NASA mean?
>
> --Need Another Seven Astronaughts
>
Shall we carbon date this one???
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Mark I Rosendorf
-I meant "Bud Light".
Why was there only one black member of the challenger crew?
Mark I Rosendorf
: What was the last radio transmission from Challenger?
: a) Who let that fucking woman drive
: b) Can anyone smell burning?
Don'f forget:
c)I said BUDLIGHT!
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Jonas Ussing
>What was the last radio transmission from Challenger?
>a) Who let that fucking woman drive
>b) Can anyone smell burning?
c) "I can see my house from hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"
.....(I think that's a Steve Martin quote...)
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"shit."
-Gary Oldman, "LEON"
Mark I Rosendorf
: What about:
: 1) How many astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagen?
: Eleven......Two in the front, Two in the back, and seven in the ashtray.
: 2) How do you know Christa McCauliff had dandruff?
: They found her head and shoulders on the beach.
: 3) What was the last thing through Christa McCauliff's mind?
: A piece of heat-resistant tile.
: 4) Where did the Challenger astronauts take their vacation?
: All over Florida.
Why was there only one black astronaut on the Challenger?
-They didn't know it was going top explode
Robert Morahan
>Gillis Wes Bland Jr (gwb...@whale.st.usm.edu) wrote:
>: Colin Scott (co...@cscott.demon.co.uk) wrote:
>: : In article <3ifqlr$h...@jake.esu.edu> "Mark I Rosendorf" writes:
>: : > Subject: Re: Challenger Jokes Needed
The last thing Christa McCauliffe said to her husband...
You feed the bird, I'll feed the fish.
+the invisible man+
Yeah, one "blew" east and one "blew" south.
Also,
Where did Christa McCaulife take her last vacation?
All over Florida.
enjoy,
Jon
Muad 'Dib
: Were Christa McCaulife's eyes blue?
what was the last thing to go thru christie mccauliffs mind during the explosion???
the right booster rocket.
how do you fit 7 astronauts and 4 hippo's in a mini???
two hippo's in the front, two in the back and 7 astronaughts in the ashtray.
what does nasa stand for???
need another 7 astronauts
Muad 'Dib
Jemelee
What was the last thing heard on the shuttle?
"What does this button do?"
What kind of shampoo does Christa McCaulife use?
HEad and shoulders on the beach.
-Antimicrosoft
Duane Hay
: In article <3ji69b$s...@grivel.une.edu.au>,
The line goes: "They found her Head and Shoulders on the beach"
What was the last thing Christy McCauliff said?
NO! Bud Light...
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::>what does nasa stand for???
::>need another 7 astronauts
::>Muad 'Dib
::What was the last thing heard on the shuttle?
::"What does this button do?"
::What kind of shampoo does Christa McCaulife use?
::HEad and shoulders on the beach.
Q: Why didn't the shuttle astronauts shower before the launch?
A: They figured they could wash-up on shore.
-- Danno
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How about these:
Did you here that Christy McAuliffe had 2 blue eyes?
One blew this way (point right) and one blew that way (point left)
What was the weather forecast that day?
Partly cloudy with chance of scattered astronauts.
WilcoRoger
door? "Honey, you feed the kids and I'll feed the fish."
York
On 21 Mar 1995, WilcoRoger wrote:
> What did Christa McCaulife say to her husband as she was walking out the
> door? "Honey, you feed the kids and I'll feed the fish."
Um Ive heard this about 6000 times.
The Dragon (MHM 7x9)
"Its only a matter of time."