Any Good Sheep Jokes ??????
EyeCandy
Anyone got any good Sheep Jokes.
If so please post them or email them to Webm...@eyecandie.com
Thanks in Advance
Michael W. Moran
Q: Why do shepherds were those big oversize boots?
A: So they'll have room for the sheep's back legs.
Dan Victor
On Wed, 05 Feb 97 03:20:30 GMT, WebM...@eyecandie.com (EyeCandy)
wrote:
>Anyone got any good Sheep Jokes.
>If so please post them or email them to Webm...@eyecandie.com
>
>Thanks in Advance
Why do scotsmen wear kilts?
-Because sheep can are afraid of zippers!!!
What's the difference between the Mick Jagger and a Scot?
-Jagger says "Hey, You, get off of my cloud!" and a scot says
"Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
Dan
James D. Armistead
Just go to http://web2.airmail.net/james007 there you'll find sheep jokes
(and many other tasteless jokes).
The page is best viewed with Internet Explorer. There is a graphic of
Madonna's baby that can only be viewed with IE (Netscape can't display).
EyeCandy <WebM...@eyecandie.com> wrote in article
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Bill Peacock
In article <5d8v4t$m...@netaxs.com>, WebM...@eyecandie.com says...
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>Anyone got any good Sheep Jokes.
>If so please post them or email them to Webm...@eyecandie.com
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>Thanks in Advance
Why do 9 out of 10 cowboys wear button fly levis?
Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away
The research depart of the University of Oklahoma has found a new use
for sheep. Its called wool
ohoh
In article <5d8v4t$m...@netaxs.com>, EyeCandy <WebM...@eyecandie.com>
writes
>Anyone got any good Sheep Jokes.
PIMP
pha...@cobweb.com.au
Rob
This Texan was taking his drivers test, when the examiner says to him can
you make a U turn. The Texan says hell yes, I can make her eyes pop.
cheers Rob
EyeCandy <WebM...@eyecandie.com> wrote in article
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> Anyone got any good Sheep Jokes.
Truckerbear
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> PIMP
he will sell,but that the man can not cut down two trees on the hill.Man
says what so specil about the trees?Leon says the one on the left is
where he lost his viginity.Man says your kidding!Leon says nope,and I
had her mom tied to the the other tree.Man says you had her mom there
tied to that tree!Yup says Leon.Didn't she say anything?Leon says
yup,she said BBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Brian Thompson
Two farmers were walking home after the pub and saw a sheep with its' head
stuck in a fence
The first farmer said "cor, I wish that was Madonna stuck there like that"
The second farmer said "cor, I wish it were dark."
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a Kangaroo
A wooly jumper
What do you get when you cross a mouse with an elephant
Bloody big holes in the skirting board.
Cross an elephant with a Kangaroo and you get bloody big holes all over
Australia
Steven Hill
Yer Maw!
Can you not get any REAL Scots jokes!!!!
And please learn how to spell...
> Why do scotsmen wear kilts?
> -Because sheep can are afraid of zippers!!!
>
> What's the difference between the Mick Jagger and a Scot?
> -Jagger says "Hey, You, get off of my cloud!" and a scot says
> "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
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Mark Elliott
>Anyone got any good Sheep Jokes.
>If so please post them or email them to Webm...@eyecandie.com
>Thanks in Advance
On my vacation back home to Wyoming last year, I noticed that the latest
craze for sheep herders had gone from "help 'em over the fence" to 'the
cliff push', seems now the latest fad for sheep herders is velcro gloves.
Mark Elliott mell...@trojan.convex.com
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
Deana Stom
Didja hear that they've found a new use for sheep in Wyoming?
Wool.
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Walter Bushell
Then their is the song "I know I'll never find another ewe."
(Particually good with girls named Rachel=Ewe (in Hebrew) )
Dan Victor (dvi...@capcollege.bc.ca) wrote:
: On Wed, 05 Feb 97 03:20:30 GMT, WebM...@eyecandie.com (EyeCandy)
: wrote:
: >Anyone got any good Sheep Jokes.
: >If so please post them or email them to Webm...@eyecandie.com
: >
: >Thanks in Advance
: Why do scotsmen wear kilts?
: -Because sheep can are afraid of zippers!!!
: What's the difference between the Mick Jagger and a Scot?
: -Jagger says "Hey, You, get off of my cloud!" and a scot says
: "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
: Dan
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Manhattan no ka oi.
Round Man
A man finally makes his fortune and is having his dream house bulit.
As he talks to the arcitect on how he wants the house built he says,
"See that tree there, don't cut it down because under that tree I made
love for the first time."
The arcitect says he understands the sentimental value of the tree and
he will design the house so that the tree isn't harmed.
Then the man says,"And you see that tree over there, I don't want it cut
either, because her mother stood there and watched as we made love."
The arcitect could hardly believe his ears,"That's incredible, what did
her mother say?"
To which the man replies,"Baaaaaa."
Little_Ed
Shamelessly pilfered from this group a while back:
A cowboy rides into a farm and politely asks the farmer if he can
talk to his horse. The farmer tells him to go ahead if wants to waste
his time, knowing darn well his horse never could nor ever will talk.
The cowboy asks the horse how he likes it on the farm and to the
absolute astonishment of the farmer the horse replies, "Like it??? I
love it!!! Get three full bags of oats a day and a warm barn to sleep
in during the winter months. Life couldn't be better!". The cowboy
then asks the farmer if he could talk to his dog and to this the
farmer agrees. When asked how he likes it on the farm the dog
replies, "Dude....this place rocks! The Man here keeps the bowl full,
lots of room to run around and I even get to sleep inside when its
raining!" At this point the farmer is reeling with disbelief...he had
no idea any of his animals could communicate so fluently. Moving on
the cowboy asks the farmer if he could talk to his sheep. "The sheep,
huh" the farmer says rubbing his chin..."well I guess so...but I gotta
warn ya, those god damn sheep are LIERS!"
Little Ed
Bobby Killsmith
Deana Stom <deana...@pacificorp.com> wrote in article
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> Where's the best place to fuck a sheep?
At the edge of a cliff..it'll push back harder...:)
Ian McCarthy and Sandra Vignes
ohoh wrote:
> what ya call Australian with 50 sheep?
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> PIMP
Funny, here in Australia, that's a New Zealand joke!
Hans Breuer
What's a sheep tethered to a lamp post in Wyoming (Wellington, Sydney
etc..)?
A pleasure park.
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Why do shepherds like cliffs?
They make the sheep back up faster.
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Ian McCarthy and Sandra Vignes <vig...@geko.net.au> wrote in article
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In Texas it's a Texas joke.
Where the men are men and the sheep damn well know it.
Raymond M. Summerlin Sr.
A man and his son are walking down a country road. They come upon a sheep with
its' head stuck in the fence. "Watch this!", the man says to the boy. The man
jumps the fence, drops his pants, and starts poking the sheep. When he is done
he says to the boy, "Come on, its' your turn.".
The boy jumps over the fence, drops his pants, and sticks his head in the
fence.
-Ray-
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nic
Ian McCarthy and Sandra Vignes <vig...@geko.net.au> wrote in article
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> ohoh wrote:
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> Funny, here in Australia, that's a New Zealand joke!
The New Zealand version,
What do you call you a New Zealander with 50 lovers?
A shepard.
:)
JNTF
When you are driving down the highway, how do you know when you get to
Wyoming?
If you pull to the side of the road, the sheep back up to the fence . . .
Rick Bowen
Duane wrote:
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> Where the men are men and the sheep damn well know it.
In Texas, it's "Where Aggies are Aggies, and the sheep are xxxxxxxx"
(insert your favorite word.) Nervous, content, happy, sore, ect.
Rick
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nic wrote:
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> Ian McCarthy and Sandra Vignes <vig...@geko.net.au> wrote in article
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> > ohoh wrote:
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> What do you call you a New Zealander with 50 lovers?
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a leisure centre
Deana Stom
Duane <dua...@ix.netcom._stop_spam.com> wrote in article
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> Stop the madness - Stop the spam
> Ian McCarthy and Sandra Vignes <vig...@geko.net.au> wrote in article
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> > ohoh wrote:
> > > what ya call Australian with 50 sheep?
> > > PIMP
> > Funny, here in Australia, that's a New Zealand joke!
> In Texas it's a Texas joke.
> Where the men are men and the sheep damn well know it.
... and the gloves are velcro....
;-]
(sorry, couldn't resist!)
d
William Blakslee
What do elephants use as tampons..................... sheep
DMead45624 <dmead...@aol.com> wrote in article
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> Ah Wyoming! Where men are men and the sheep are nervous.
>
DMead45624
MSDeegan
That's funny in England that's Welsh joke.
DE
> > > > what ya call Australian with 50 sheep?
> > > > PIMP
> > > Funny, here in Australia, that's a New Zealand joke!
Know why Australians always fuck sheep on the edge of a cliff?
They push back harder...
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pha...@cobweb.com.au
ohoh<y...@done.it.now.uk> wrote:
>In article <5d8v4t$m...@netaxs.com>, EyeCandy <WebM...@eyecandie.com>
>writes
>>Anyone got any good Sheep Jokes.
>what ya call Australian with 50 sheep?
>PIMP
In Australia we tell that as...
What do you call a New Zealander with 50 sheep, but say it as you
want...
zwa...@tacos.caltech.edu
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Blakslee" <bla...@primenet.com> wrote:
" What do elephants use as tampons..................... sheep
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What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
An epileptic...
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On 19 Feb 1997 06:45:22 GMT, "nic " <nro...@om.com.au> wrote:
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>
>Why does the navy keep marines onboard its ships?
Because SHEEP would be too obvious.
Grinch
Why do Scotsmen where kilts?
Sheep can hear zippers.
How do you Mick Jagger isn't Scottish?
Instead of, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud."
He'd have sung: "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
Oldies, but you asked.
Leonard Yelle
In Texas they just found a new use for sheep . Its called wool.
POTEGUY
What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud."
The other says, "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."
Snkcharmr
Why do Arabs wear those long robes?
Sheep can hear a zipper half a mile away.
Adam Felson
david...@iquest.net
Why did God create women?
Sheep can't cook.
Robert Beyer Lund
In article <5fi7hj$h07$7...@quasar.dimensional.com>,
Hellen Keller, because the pervert who was stapled to the chicken wanted
to know if he could have his glove back because his dad's dick tasted
funny and it's my bike.
--Robert
MATTHEW HAMNETT
pha...@cobweb.com.au wrote in article
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Why is the grass always greener in New Zealand?
Because all the fucking Kiwi's are over here standing on ours!
Hammer :)
road...@aol.com
Why Sheep Are Better Than Women
Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth
You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear
Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather
Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease
Nuttin' beats mutton
Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel
Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and
then tell you they have to be home early
Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down
Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed off when
you tell them
No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe
Sheep are never concerened about their reputation
Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it
up
Sheep won't ask if you're gay the first time you can't get it up for
the second time
Sheep never insist on eating out
You'll never catch your sheep masturbating to a picture of Mel Gibson
Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late
Sheep don't smell like tuna fish
Sheep don't get moody once a month
You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuck in your teeth
A sheep doesn't expect you to support her for the rest of her life
after one roll in the hay
A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed
A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon
A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car
A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange
your furniture and put up new curtains
A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay
A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup
A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy
A sheep won't care of you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator
A sheep won't get even with you by spending your paycheck on new
clothes, none of which are see-through or meant to be worn in the
bedroom
A sheep will never sue you for palimony
A sheep won't care if you screw her sister
A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is
A sheep will never tell you the ceiling needs to be painted while
you're screwing
A sheep won't use you razor to shave its legs, or your pocketknife to
open a paint can
Sheep never have a headache
A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill
A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom
A sheep will never ask you to stop on the way home from work and pick
up a box of tampons
Sheep grow their own fur coats
A sheep will never leave a vibrator on the living room couch when
you're having friends over to watch football
Sheep won't cheat on you with your best friend
A sheep will never ask if you'll still respect her in the morning
Sheep aren't into talking before or after sex
A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up
A sheep won't send you out for batteries for her vibrator
A sheep doesn't think it's demeaning or kinky to do it doggy style
A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom
Sheep are "ram tough"
A sheep won't think your cheap and tacky if you: send daisies instead
of long-stemmed red roses, tip less than 20%, wear levis with a hole
in the seat, open beer bottles with your teeth
Sheep don't mind if you leave the lights on
Sheep don't mind doing it in the morning
Sheep don't mind doing it in a pickup truck
A sheep will never use the excuse that: she just did her nails, it's
too hot, it's too cold, you'll wake the kids, you'll wake the
neighbors, she's too drunk to enjoy it, she's not drunk enough to
enjoy it
A sheep will never leave you for a cucumber
Raymond W Jensen
Q: What did the Scottish scientists say to the skeptics who claimed that the
sheep they cloned was probably a hoax?
A: "We realize the repercussions which will ensue if it infact is not a cloned
animal, but nevertheless, we are prepared to stand behind our work."
get it?
Svadil
Raymond W Jensen <rw...@andrew.cmu.edu> skrev i inlägg
<Un=DdkW00i...@andrew.cmu.edu>...
They also wanted to give it "push" in the right direction.
Tim Stephenson
What do you buy a Welshman for Christmas?
A pair of velcro gloves.
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What do you call three sheep tied to a lamp post in Swansea?
A leasure centre
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Where's the best way to make love to a sheep?
On the edge of a cliff that way it pushes back harder
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All this business of taking sheep from behind, rear legs stuffed down
your wellies
etc. is a load of old tosh, flip it over on its back that way you can
kiss it.
Kirby Powell
Two guys are driving along a country road and spot a sheep with its head
stuck between the fence rails, trying to get free. The guy driving stops
the car, runs over to the sheep, and bangs the sheep. He comes back to
the car and says to his friend "Hey - you wanna give that a try??" and
his friend replies "Nah - I don't think my head will fit between the
rails!"
Mamma Mia
A travelling salesman (whose minor is throwing his voice) suffers a
blown transmission on a long deserted Southwest highway. Nearby is an
Indian shepherd tending his flock. He invites the salesman to stay in
his camp for the night.
After dinner, they're sitting around the fire, and the salesman
decides to have some fun at the Indian's expense.
Turning to the Indian's dog, he asks, "So what's it like to be a
shepherd's dog?" The Indian looks annoyed and says, "Dog no talk!"
But through the miracle of ventriloquism, the dog replies, "It's not
so bad. I chase the sheep all day, and the weather's great." The
Indian looks astonished.
The salesman turns to the Indian's horse and asks the same question.
With a little less certainty in his voice, the Indian says, "Horse no
talk!" But sure enough the horse replies, "It's OK really, the Indian
doesn't weigh much, and there's lots to eat in the pasture."
Now the salesman turns to the nearest sheep. "So how's life for you,
sheep?" he asks. The Indian blurts out, "Sheep lie!"
Capt America
A young man goes to work in a small town with no women inhabitants.
Every evening after work the men gather at the local watering hole and
drink until bar time-at which point they each stagger home and the next day
they repeat the process.
After about a month the young man is really horny and he asks one of
his friends, "what do you guys do for sex in this town?" His buddy
replied, "you do not want to know." A couple of weeks later the young man
was even more desperate and asked his friend again, "what do you gys do for
sex around here? This is really bad." His buddy looks as if he is just
about to tell him, but then changes his mind, "you just DO NOT want to
know." Well after two more weeks the young man is ready to explode and at
the bar that evening he says to his freind, "I gotta know, what do you do
for sex around here?" His friend answers skeptically, "well, I'll tell
you, but you're not going to like it." "I don't care," the young man
almost screamed, "I need sex!" "Okay, you know that field at the edge of
town with the herd of sheep in it," his buddy inquired? "Yes." "We go
down there, we choose a sheep, and then we fuck it." The young man looked
shocked but he decided that if it was good enough for the other guys it was
good enough for him.
So the young man heads out to the field and chooses the cutest, softest,
and fluffiest sheep in the herd, takes her behind some bushes and bangs
away until he has finished. Then he pulls up his pants and starts back
into town and the sheep follows him baa-ing rather insistently. He tells
the sheep to get lost, and finally makes it back to the bar and sits down
next to his friend. The sheep follows him and stands in the bar baa-ing at
the young man. His friend has a shocked look on his face and says, "you
didn't do that sheep did you?" The young man looked incredulous and
retorted, "you said you guys go and fuck the sheep in the field." "Yes,"
his friend replied, "but that's the sheriff's girl."
Raymond W Jensen
Q: Where does virgin wool come from?
A: Fast sheep.
Blackout
Why do shepherds take sheep to the edge of the cliff before they "do" them?
It makes them push back!
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#3, #2, #5, #18, and #99 fan.
(we'll see about #31 and #96)
"Anything but first SUCKS"-Dale Earnhardt
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Alastair Honeybun
Q. How can you tell if you are in a New Zealand newsagency?
A. There are sealed clear plastic covers on the Livestock magazines
Alastair Honeybun
Q. How can you tell if a New Zealander has been raiding your fridge?
A. There are love bites on the leg of lamb
Gaven Miller
Alastair Honeybun (A.Hon...@cowan.edu.au) wrote:
> Q. How can you tell if a New Zealander has been raiding your fridge?
Ooo Errr... Nudge Nudge...
I've never heard it called that before.
"Raiding The Fridge".
(Probably means something like when your partner is cold. Or dead)
> A. There are love bites on the leg of lamb.
Actually, they were left there by a Tasmanian who boarded for a week.
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Samuel Peebles
Why do Kiwis fuckk sheep on the edge of cliffs?
A. They push bakc harder!!!
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> THE END
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> Now wasn't that fun everybody!
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Michal McGuire
>How do you know when you are close to the Mexico border?
When you hop out to take a leak, all the sheep back up to the fence.
Sean Mooney
bahahahahahahaha!!! Oh, that must of taken some time.... (little
on the sick side tho, you feelin all right?)
Sean
DavidStein
Michal McGuire wrote:
>
> >How do you know when you are close to the Mexico border?
>
> When you hop out to take a leak, all the sheep back up to the fence.
If your trading snappy comebacks with someone you can say..
"Well, I heard you like to f**k sheep near a cliff so they'll back up
hard!"
Robert Torrens
> >How do you know when you are close to the Mexico border?
>
> When you hop out to take a leak, all the sheep back up to the fence.
Q. Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A. Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile off.
Wayne Scott
Robert Torrens wrote:
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> In article <333917...@okla.net>, Michal McGuire <mmcg...@okla.net> wrote:
>
> > >How do you know when you are close to the Mexico border?
> >
> > When you hop out to take a leak, all the sheep back up to the fence.
A farmer had some sheep he wanted bred. He heard about artificial
insemination but didn't get the details. One day he loaded his sheep up
on his pick up truck and took them way out in the woods. He screwed them
all real good and took them back home. The next day, he called his Vet
and ask him how to tell if sheep are pregnant. The Vet said if they are,
they will be laying down. He looked out and they were standing up. The
next day he took them back into the woods and screwed them again. Two
times. The next day he was too tired to look out the window. He told his
wife to look out and see if the sheep were laying down. She looked out
and said, "No, they aren't laying down, they are in the back of your
pick up and one is inside blowing the horn"!
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Wayne Scott (__________) . | |_
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Mooooo?
Indians are Nonrefugee Americans
Due to recent budget reductions all funding for smoke has been
eliminated. This operation will now run entirely on mirrors.
The two most common things in the universe are Hydrogen and Stupidity,
although probably not in that order.
L. Jonathan Kramer, P.E.
Why do Australian liberals wear long, flowing robes?
The sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!
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