Who's got some good Dorm Door Pranks???
RGAL...@maine.maine.edu
"decorating" each other's door at our college dorms. I was wondering if you
guys had any good pranks you could suggest. Ones that you thought of or stuff
that happened to you. We are quite far in this little battle. Last night we
just took the guy's door off the hinges and put it in the basement. So I need
some more creative ideas that can top that one... and I knew you guys are sick
and creative enough to come up with some good ones.
Thanks for the help,
Ron
Aaron Bickman
the side facing the door with vasoline....if he/she has an early
class, they'll just be rubbing the sleep outta their eyes when
they walk headfirst into that mess, and you can watch them
struggle to get out of it.. hehe
EJOOKASHUN makes sense....so pay for it yerself
RGAL...@MAINE.MAINE.EDU wrote:
: My friends and I are involved in a "prank war" in which we go back and forth
Poo-Jabber
>My friends and I are involved in a "prank war" in which we go back and forth
>"decorating" each other's door at our college dorms. I was wondering if you
>guys had any good pranks you could suggest. Ones that you thought of or stuff
>that happened to you. We are quite far in this little battle. Last night we
>just took the guy's door off the hinges and put it in the basement. So I need
>some more creative ideas that can top that one... and I knew you guys are sick
>and creative enough to come up with some good ones.
>
>Thanks for the help,
>Ron
I am sure you have done this, but when I did it the Fire Department had to come and
chop the door down. Have a buddy push against the target's closed door with the
full force of their legs (Bracing their body against the opposite wall) The idea is
to create a gap between the door and its jamb. While the door is being pushed try
and fit as many pennies in the new gap as you can. Stack them flat on top of each
other. When you have as many squeezed in there as possible, release the pressure on
the door. The door will be VERY difficult to open. Works best when occupants are
inside sleeping. They won't know why the door wont open/door handle won't turn.
I am just listing other stuff have done:
Lean small garbage can (small rectangular plastic one's usually supplied in dorms)
full of water against closed door. When opened, room is flooded. Or try filling
large manilla legal-type envelope with shaving cream. Then close open end, place
under door and stomp on it. Just a few I remember from the days.
joe
how about throwing a burning sack of dog crap in front of the door and
knocking on the door? How about rolling an M80 under the door in the
middle of the night? Or why don't you just get some paint and drywall and
make look as if there is no door there.
In article <96051.2254...@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>,
James Blake
On 20-Feb-96 22:54:09, RGALLA41 did verily type:
>My friends and I are involved in a "prank war" in which we go back and forth
>"decorating" each other's door at our college dorms. I was wondering if you
>guys had any good pranks you could suggest. Ones that you thought of or
>stuff that happened to you. We are quite far in this little battle. Last
>night we just took the guy's door off the hinges and put it in the basement.
>So I need some more creative ideas that can top that one... and I knew you
>guys are sick and creative enough to come up with some good ones.
Here's one we did while the builders were outside extending our
Halls of Residence:
Persuade the porter to open your friends door while he's gone
home for the weekend to see his mommy.
Get some bricks and build a nice new wall just inside his door
(note that this will only work if his door opens outwards!)
It doesn't take too long if you get a chain of people passing
bricks to his room, and you don't use cement! :)
Lock the door again, give the Porter his key back, wait for
your 'friend' to come back, deny everything, and laugh!
- Jam
--
- - - --+-++*+*+**+*@*@@@*@*+**+*+*++-+-- - - -
Mail me! I am very interesting! n LOOK OUT FOR
j...@jsinc.demon.co.uk d:-) "The World of Beer BBS"
A1200 user & proud of it! u COMING SOON!
- - - --+-++*+*+**+*@*@@@*@*+**+*+*++-+-- - - -
Michael David Scott
It is much more effective.and you don't have to push.
The Stoup Family
Take a minilla envilope and fill it with shaving cream. Insert the open
end into the crack under the door. With grace and dextarity jump onto
the other end. If you took physics, you should be able to figure out
the rest.
The other one I just heard of, and frankly I find it hard to belive it
works. If you succeed, please let me know. What was done was to from
the inside of the room the door hinges were removed from the closed door.
The bed was disassembeled and reassembeled outside the window. I assume
that any heavy object should work. A rope was tied to the door handle
and passed out the window and tied to the heavy object. Aledgly when
the unsuspecting person returned, the door literally flew across the
room when he opened the door. As your brick wall trick you must have
an excape out the window or something.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
A genius and a madman look the same to an idiot.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ben Broili
head down to your local pet store and buy about 30-50 crickets...
get into the room when he/she isn't there and let em rip...
works real well for the dude that has a lot of furniture :)
the guy we did it too was cleaning crickets for days, and couldn't sleep
worth a damn either (chirp, chirp)
Trevor Martin Medina
: My friends and I are involved in a "prank war" in which we go back and forth
: "decorating" each other's door at our college dorms. I was wondering if you
: guys had any good pranks you could suggest. Ones that you thought of or stuff
: that happened to you. We are quite far in this little battle. Last night we
: just took the guy's door off the hinges and put it in the basement. So I need
: some more creative ideas that can top that one... and I knew you guys are sick
: and creative enough to come up with some good ones.
: Thanks for the help,
: Ron
After a late night when prankee is out partying, take some motor
oil and gently coat the knob neck and inner portion of the knob.
Odds are after he/she comes back, they'll be too far gone to
realize anything until the next afternoon...
Cheers,
Trevor
James Blake
On 23-Feb-96 10:55:04, The Stoup Family did verily type:
>Two of them here,
>Take a minilla envilope and fill it with shaving cream. Insert the open
>end into the crack under the door. With grace and dextarity jump onto
>the other end.
>As your brick wall trick you must have
>an excape out the window or something.
The same effect can be gained with the pieces of paper out of
hole punches. You know, the little round ones. Put them next to the
bottom of the door and switch on the hairdryer. Hey presto! Confetti!
As for the brick wall trick, you don't need an escape route, because
you build the brick wall from the outside of the room, then just close
the door on it.
Evil!
jr-...@tir.com
filling it with 30 gallons of water (weight 30*8 lbs./gal., you're in
college, you figure it out!), lean it against the door, knock, run
like hell. Lot's of fun!
Wakko Warner
frame...sealing it with tape, all the way up till you have about 10 inches
open. Pop popcorn (lots) and pour it in between the paper and the
door. When you get to the top of the door with the popcorn, you tape
that up too. The person will open their door and the popcorn will fly
into the room. They'll be cleaning up the popcorn for weeks.
Wakko
--
-----------
"That which does no kill me...
Probably hurts a lot!"
Master of my Domain
with heavy duct tape, tape it real good across the door, so that the
board is in front of the door. Get some rope. Tie the one end to the
doorknob and one end to the board. Make sure the tension of the rope is
real tight. They will be unable to open the door. Locked in!
Jeffery Ray Dubois
: One I remember is taking a 40 gallon trash can out of the trash room,
: filling it with 30 gallons of water (weight 30*8 lbs./gal., you're in
: college, you figure it out!), lean it against the door, knock, run
: like hell. Lot's of fun!
WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WORKS ONLY IF THE DORMROOM DOORS OPEN INWARDS.
Mayer Margolis
>Subject: Re: Who's got some good Dorm Door Pranks???
At Cal Tech, the students once took a VW bug apart and reassembled it
inside some guys dorm room. When he opened the door there was a fully
assembled VW sitting there, with the engine running.
---
* OLX 1.53 * Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Christopher Buley
of your choice, and place them abutting each othercompletely surrounding
the door to the room (outside):
Door
_____________________I____I_______________
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc...
While it is a lot of work to do, therre is nothing quite like the face of
the victim when faced with attempting to leap over them for an early
morning piss. Don't worry about being there to see it happen, the
aftermath is worth it alone.
Chris Buley <delurking temporarily>
Jeffery Ray Dubois (dub...@news.oswego.edu) wrote:
Mike Street
together with a rope (dorm doors usually open in) and wake everyone up
in the middle of the night. Of course, fire alarms are the best but I
would never condone that sort of thing ;)
Mario J Lopez
1) If the door opens in, get a bunch of pennies and a few friends. Make
sure that the door is locked with the dead bolt, and that your victim is
inside sleeping. Turn the knob and push the door in until it is resting
on the dead bolt. Get your friends to continue to push either the top or
the bottom of the door in. When it reaches its limit, place the pennies
between the door and the frame, so that pressure is exerted on the
dead-bolt. When done with the bottom or the top, do the same to the
opposite end. When your work is complete, there should be enough
friction on the dead-bolt so that it will be impossible to open from the
inside.
2) This one is a little more dangerous. Go out and buy some small eye
screws ($0.10), but make sure that they are big enough to hold in wood,
while extreme force is pulling on them. Use your own judgement. Screw
them into the door frame, about six inches from the bottom. Again, you're
gonna have to make sure that the door opens in, as they do in most
dorms. When your done screwing in the the eye screws and your victim is
inside, tie a string from one screw to the other. When the victim walks
out the door, he'll end up flat on his face (if they're drunk or drowsy,
it'll work best).
Good luck,
-Mario
Daystar
WW> From: lecl...@tao.sosc.osshe.edu (Wakko Warner)
WW> Subject: Re: Who's got some good Dorm Door Pranks???
WW>
WW> Take old newspapers and tape them all along the door
WW> frame...sealing it with tape, all the way up till you have about 10
WW> inches open. Pop popcorn (lots) and pour it in between the paper and
WW> the door. When you get to the top of the door with the popcorn, you
WW> tape that up too. The person will open their door and the popcorn
WW> will fly into the room. They'll be cleaning up the popcorn for weeks.
WW>
WW> Wakko
WW> -----------
WW> "That which does no kill me...
WW> Probably hurts a lot!"
Thats cool, and tell Sarah To Call my board!!!
got any more pranks BTW? --- Daystar ---
... McBorg: over 50 billion assimilated.
---
* Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 *
Paul Perrone
and then get in there and fill the earpiece of their telephone up with
toothpaste--when they're back inside, call'em and hang up. half the
time they won't immediately notice that their ear is filled up with
toothpaste, so, if you can, use another diversion to get them out of
their room again so you can get back in there to wipe the phone clean.
when they finally DO notice the toothpaste, they won't know where it
came from so you can repeat the prank on them at least one more time
in the future. even after THAT you can still get away with it because
people tend to answer the phone instinctively. most people gotta get
burned at least a half a dozen times before they get into the habit of
looking into the phone before they put it to their ear. the best part
is when you can get a first-time victim out to some bar or something
and it's been a couple hours since they gooped themselves--when they
notice, and if the perpetrators can keep straight faces, they'll think
it's the biggest mystery in the history of the world
anyhow, this sure worked well for me back in '85. i'd get a kick out
of hearing any success stories.
//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\
Paul Perrone
Honolulu, Hawai`i
per...@lava.net
per...@hawaii.edu
http://www.lava.net/~perrone/
\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//
CWall46864
tape or glue a pack of jumping jacks, those bunches of 1 inch by 1/4 inch
to a door, preferably one that opens inwards. With a Very Small dot of
glue, glue a strike anywhere match (very hard to find now, but very worth
it) to the fuse. Tape or better, glue, the back end of the match to one
of the firecrackers (you should probably glue that individual firecracker
down), so that there is some space between the fuse and door, but that the
fuse and match stick out from the firecrackers and door, but are pretty
sturdily held. Get a square of that striker stuff and glue a length of
string (3 or so feet) on to it, fold the square in half and fold it over
the match head. Keep it folded and tight on the match head with a little
orthodontic type rubberband, glue or staple the string on the opposite
edge of the door. When he opens the door, if all goes well, and you have
good luck, the firecrackers go off, BANG BANG BANG BANG.... he hits the
floor, wets his pants, and within 5 seconds has everone looking at him.
Yes, I know this is vague and confusing, but hey! we're college kids, so
think it out yourself.
Joey Rego
> When someone is going away for a while, like spring break, go to the
> store and buy some plaster board, and some spackle and some paint.
> Cover the persons door well, so it looks as though it was never there
> in the first place. It's hours of entertainment.
Shit in a zip lock bag.
Close it exept for a small hole.
Place it under a door and step on it.
Shit has flown here at school for over 20 feet!
Known as "THE MOUTH"
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Joey Rego
Carleton University
Email address: jr...@chat.carleton.ca
----------------------------------------------------------------------
-Lurch-
>>>A good prank (albeit not a door variety)
>>>1. remove light bulb from toilet
>>>2. put cling film over toilet bowl. put seat down.
>>>3. wait for someone to pee or better .. take a dump.
>>>4. enjoy.
>>>--
>>>*** Naeem Siddiqi ***
Okay, along the same lines, but actually did it at a military
base:
do step 1 in total, step 2 onlyt the first part.
then tape a couple of those catsup packs you get from the
fastfood places to the little knobs on the seat bottom. Make sure
to fold them in half first and point the ends toward the center.
Then put the seat down. You can be really creative and put
something overhead rigged to dump once the victim sits. (We used
baby powder).
Wait for the results... (A female Lt. was our victim [nobody
liked her]).
=================================
Help! Internet Cops! Someone stole my sig!
=================================
G Parkhurst
Fill a large garbage can (30+ gallons) about half full of water,
lean it against the door and brace the bottom of the can. If you do
it right, when the door opens, WOOSH! About 20 gallons of water
floods the room!
Have fun. G Parkhurst
Justin Faz
Ratt
How bout a Leaner. Take a small garbage can and fill it about half
full of water ( we used bong water) and carefully lean it against
someones closed door (of course they have to be in the room). Knock on
the door and run like hell. When they open the door the can falls into
the room dumping all the on the floor!
If you can find two rooms that are feuding you can keep the war going
by doing pranks on both parties, of course they will think that there
feuding friends are doing it. Keep doing it even after they call a
truce.
Larry G.
the water gag, but less destructive. It works on inward opening dorm room
doors (or any other door). First, fill a large garbage bag (like the big
black Hefty bags) with individually crumpled up pages of news paper.
Then take a section of the paper and tape it to the bottom of the doors
lip. (Not the door itself.) Fill the space between the door and the
section of the news papaer you just taped up with the crumpled up pages
you prepaired earlier. Then tape another section and repeat. Do this
until the door is totally covered with a wall of newspaper and there is
an awful lot of loose crumpled up news papaer between the door and the
wall you've just created. When the door opens, the victim will have a
wall of news papaer balls fall in on him/her. Make sure not to pack the
news papaer balls too tight because if it is packed tight, when the door
is about to be opened, the vitim may feel tension on the door knob and
get suspicious (not like there is much they can do unless they look out
the peep hole, figure it out, and call a friend to disarm the prank...)
Another is Vaseline on the door knob (I don't like that one much though)
Yet another is to reverse the peephole if it unscrews.
One time when some friends and I were drinking, some of us passed out.
The ones who didn't got some lipstick and drew all over those who had
passed out. Another time, we went around the dorm and found all the
unlocked doors and took pictures of everyone that was asleep. Those were
the good old days.
Good luck, and may you always be the one who laughs last!
Lar
Darryl WLT Ward
You need some dorm pranks? Here are some goodies that we did:
sticky shower
very easy and VERY effective. simply unscrew a shower nozzle, put in a
barley sugar or some other boiled candy, and replace the nozzle. the next
person to use the shower will be sticky all over when they dry themself!
gross-out
we didn't do this one as i only heard about it a few years back (on
alt.tasteless.jokes too). get some mashed peas, green custard, or
something else that is edible but looks mushy. put in some kind of flat
squezzable plastric bottle or bag that you can attach a tube to. you need
3 or 4 people in on the prank, and you all go to lunch at either a
respectable restaurant (ie NOT mcdonalds or burger king) or your dorm
dining room. one of you has the bag or bottle concealed on your person
with the tube coming out of your sleeve. somebody has to then get the
room's attention somehow and then the person with the mushy stuff makes a
loud belching noise, bends ober and pretends to vomit while squeezing the
mushy stuff through the tube onto the table. the others then immediately
proceed to eat it!
gyrotomobile
this was one of our best. we made up an imaginary government department,
namely the 'national seismic research beaurau' and made up a letterhead.
we then proceeded to make up a flyer to householders in several exclusive
suburbs telling them that we had a machine called a gyrotomobile
tunnelling under the ground to test the geological conditions and that
people had to place metal objects on their lawn to stop it rising to the
surface. we even had a phone number on the flyer and had someone tending
the phone during business hours. one caller wanted to know if saucepans
would work and she was told they would be fine. another caller was an
agry elderly gentleman who said he was not going to put any objects out
and would sue us for any damage to his property. he became extremely
irate when he was told it was a student prank. five minutes later his
wife rang up to apologise for her husband's rudeness but she was laughing
so much she could hardly speak!
ross river fever
this was in a similar vein. somebody somehow purloined some health
department letterhead and put out a flyer saying that the latest shipment
of bananas from ecuador had been contaiminated with ross river fever and
that anyone who had eaten bananas in the past week had to take a urine
sample to the nearest post office. some suburban post offices apparently
had little old ladies queuing up with their specimins!
laxative in the coffee
that speaks for itself.
vaseline on doorknobs
you need to have old fashioned round doorknobs on your dorm for this one
to work.
tying doors togethor
if you have doors that open inwards, you can tie some on opposite sides
of the hall together
the indoor garden
one person at my hostel had his room severely dealt to when away from the
weekend. A quantity of soil was brought in and every horizontal surface;
his bed, the floor, his desk, window sills, shelves, chairs etc was
covered with an inch or two of dirt into which a variety of plants were
put.
creating confusion
this was one of my all time favourites. a city council work gang was
digging up a major interesction. somebody went and told them that some
students dressed up as cops were going to turn up and hassle them ....
and then rang the cops and said that some students dressed up as a
council work gang were digging up the road!
toliet pranks
put deep heat (or some kind of liniment) onto the toilet seats.marmite or
vegemite (if you can get them in your country) or similar work well too.
another toilet trick is to sissolve a good quantity of gelatine in some
hot water and pour into the toilet bowl. this is best done late at night
to give it time to set. the first person to use the toilet in the morning
will be crapping onto a giant jelly. somewhat simpler, and best done to
women's toilets, is to completely cover the seat with cling wrap.
the escort agency
somebody rang up the hostel warden's private residence and said: "good
evening, this is the san francisco bathhouse here. the six escorts you
ordered will be there shortly". when the warden protested loudly he was
told that they had already left and he would just have to go. six guys
from the hostel then went over to his place dressed in drag and knocked
on the door.
countrification
this involves selecting a victim, kidnapping them whilst still in their
pyjamas (if they wear them), driving them out into the country and
dumping them in the vicinity of a psychiatric hospital!
well, there's some food for thought. let us know how you go.
darryl
Alasdair J McNelly
Wait till someone goes home (for Thanksgiving or something) and water
their carpet. Plant a bunch of cress seeds and they'll return to a field
of cress - it takes virtually no time to grow (and it's edible). Not as
messy as the garden one, either.
I liked the tray of frozen piss one, too...
Marc Buehler
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Re: Who's got some good Dorm Door Pranks???
Organization: Smart Systems
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Message-ID: <Do59u...@actrix.gen.nz>
References: <96051.2254...@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> <4gg9kv$25...@news.doit.wisc.edu> <4gl9k4$4...@newshound.csrv.uidaho.edu> <4gnp11$n=
2...@ramp2.tir.com> <DnEDn...@oswego.Oswego.EDU> <4gvcru$c...@cronkite.seas.gwu.edu> <4h074b$o...@news.fsu.edu> <4h20ho$p...@natasha.rm=
ii.com> <Pine.SUN.3.91.96030...@sarin.cs.pdx.edu>
Dennis Foote
Take a small paper lunch bag and fill it half to all the way full with
shaving cream. Then stick the open end underneath the persons door
(prefebly when their not home) and then step on the full end. Grab the
bag, and wipe up outside their door and wait for them to come home!
David Clark
<amcn...@garnet.acns.fsu.edu> writes
>
>I liked the tray of frozen piss one, too...
Tell me more....
---
David Clark
Censorship is condoned by those people with something to hide......
-=The Incubus=-
>>we didn't do this one as i only heard about it a few years back (on
>>alt.tasteless.jokes too). get some mashed peas, green custard, or
Ok... The title was Door Pranks, right? >:)
This first one works only on inward swinging doors, and the person you
are pranking has got to be in the room (sleeping, if possible) in
order for it to work...
Get two trash bags, a lot of popped popcorn, and some masking tape...
Cut the bags open so that you now have two large rectangles of
plastic. You are going to cover the door with these, so tape them
together in a way that will cover the door nicely.
Tape the bag to the door frame on the sides ONLY. Leave a small gap
of tape at the tops of the sides that will let you pull the top open a
little. Have some overhang on the bottom that will let you tape it to
the floor.
Fill the space between the door and the plastic bags (that nice little
pocket that you just created) with the popcorn. Pack it in tight...
the more popcorn, the better... (this trick also works with styrofoam
"peanuts" or other light, fluffy material) Once the space is filled,
tape the top of the plastic tightly against the top of the door frame.
You want "your side" to be as airtight as possible.
When your prey wakes up and opens his/her door to leave, they will be
greeted by a shower of popcorn that will "explode" into their room due
to the suction of the opening door against your airtight plastic bags.
Prank #2:
Get a piece of lunchmeat, some live flies, and an envelope pre-marked
with something that will get their attention.
Put the lunchmeat and flies into the envelope and leave it alone for a
few days. Flies multiply quickly, so you will soon be holding an
envelope FULL of them. Slip the envelope under your prey's door and
wait...
Prank #3:
Get a paper bag (large), some dog shit (or human shit... who gives a
fuck?), and a lighter. Put the shit in the bag, twist the top closed,
set it in front of the person's door and light it. Quickly knock on
the door and run. Their first reaction will probably be to stomp the
fire out. Ergo, they get a foot full of shit. Or, they can pick up
the bag and throw it, therefore causing them to splatter the shit all
over whatever they throw it at. Their other two options are to let it
burn (burnt dog shit... what a stench) or to douse it with water,
causing the paper bag to fall apart and leaving them with the
equvilent of diareah (sp) on the ground in front of their door.
Prank #4:
Shove a penny (or two, or whatver coin is thick enough to do the job)
into the crack (on an INWARD swinging door) between the doorjamb and
the door itself, closest to the hinges. This will prevent the door
from opening. On an OUTWARD swinging door, stuff the coins between
the door frame and the door, making sure to get a tight fit.
Take it from TheIncubus: "The only way to make your life really
wonderful is by making someone else's a living hell..."
___________________________________________________________________________________
|Never knock twice on Death's door. Knock once and run away. Death *HATES* that!|
|______________________________|e-mail: inc...@sat.net|__________________________|
Student User
>
>jiz...@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (Nelly IZARD - Janelle) wrote:
>
>>>we didn't do this one as i only heard about it a few years back (on
>>>alt.tasteless.jokes too). get some mashed peas, green custard, or
>
>Ok... The title was Door Pranks, right? >:)
>
Here are a few real simple ones - but they only work on inward opening
doors.
1) tie one end of a fishing line around the door knob and the other
around a permanently attached object (better yet, tie it around another
door knob). Makes it impossible to open the door. Granted, this is
rather benign (they could always pick up the phone and call someone) but
there are circumstances that can make this especially aggravating.
do it to someone who has an exam, early the next morning. Works great if
they are the sort that could never be a minute early for anything.
use it in conjunction with this gag:
>Get a piece of lunchmeat, some live flies, and an envelope pre-marked
>with something that will get their attention.
>
>Put the lunchmeat and flies into the envelope and leave it alone for a
>few days. Flies multiply quickly, so you will soon be holding an
>envelope FULL of them. Slip the envelope under your prey's door and
>wait...
>
>When your prey wakes up and opens his/her door to leave, they will be
>greeted by a shower of popcorn that will "explode" into their room due
>to the suction of the opening door against your airtight plastic bags.
>
One time, we filled up a large garbage can full of water and leaned it
against the guys door - so that the door was the only thing that kept the
can from tipping. We poured some sugar, Hershey's chocolate syrup,
kool-aid, and other goodies into the mix. We pounded on his door and
took off.
>
>Shove a penny (or two, or whatver coin is thick enough to do the job)
>into the crack (on an INWARD swinging door) between the doorjamb and
>the door itself, closest to the hinges. This will prevent the door
>from opening. On an OUTWARD swinging door, stuff the coins between
>the door frame and the door, making sure to get a tight fit.
>
One time I was at a party and someone did this. Our host picked up the
phone and tried to call someone to unjam the door. What really sucked was
that just about he would call was inside the room.
Bildge
In article <4j9fuh$o...@falcon.sat.net>, inc...@sat.net (-=The Incubus=-) writes:
>jiz...@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (Nelly IZARD - Janelle) wrote:
>
>>>we didn't do this one as i only heard about it a few years back (on
>>>alt.tasteless.jokes too). get some mashed peas, green custard, or
>
>Ok... The title was Door Pranks, right? >:)
>
>are pranking has got to be in the room (sleeping, if possible) in
>order for it to work...
>
>Get two trash bags, a lot of popped popcorn, and some masking tape...
>
>Cut the bags open so that you now have two large rectangles of
>plastic. You are going to cover the door with these, so tape them
>together in a way that will cover the door nicely.
>
>Tape the bag to the door frame on the sides ONLY. Leave a small gap
>of tape at the tops of the sides that will let you pull the top open a
>little. Have some overhang on the bottom that will let you tape it to
>the floor.
>
>Fill the space between the door and the plastic bags (that nice little
>pocket that you just created) with the popcorn. Pack it in tight...
>the more popcorn, the better... (this trick also works with styrofoam
>"peanuts" or other light, fluffy material) Once the space is filled,
>tape the top of the plastic tightly against the top of the door frame.
>You want "your side" to be as airtight as possible.
>
>greeted by a shower of popcorn that will "explode" into their room due
>to the suction of the opening door against your airtight plastic bags.
>
>
>Get a piece of lunchmeat, some live flies, and an envelope pre-marked
>with something that will get their attention.
>
>Put the lunchmeat and flies into the envelope and leave it alone for a
>few days. Flies multiply quickly, so you will soon be holding an
>envelope FULL of them. Slip the envelope under your prey's door and
>wait...
>
>
>Get a paper bag (large), some dog shit (or human shit... who gives a
>fuck?), and a lighter. Put the shit in the bag, twist the top closed,
>set it in front of the person's door and light it. Quickly knock on
>the door and run. Their first reaction will probably be to stomp the
>fire out. Ergo, they get a foot full of shit. Or, they can pick up
>the bag and throw it, therefore causing them to splatter the shit all
>over whatever they throw it at. Their other two options are to let it
>burn (burnt dog shit... what a stench) or to douse it with water,
>causing the paper bag to fall apart and leaving them with the
>equvilent of diareah (sp) on the ground in front of their door.
>
>Prank #4:
>
>into the crack (on an INWARD swinging door) between the doorjamb and
>the door itself, closest to the hinges. This will prevent the door
>from opening. On an OUTWARD swinging door, stuff the coins between
>the door frame and the door, making sure to get a tight fit.
>
>wonderful is by making someone else's a living hell..."
>
Fill their room with fetid dingos' kidneys.
Michael A Brown
from them, is to get a water balloon launcher and some apples. Have two
guys hold the front end of the launcher outside the door of the room
across, while the other guy places the apple in the launcher and
stretches it out to the back of the room. Let that baby fly...as it
smashes against their door it will do so with so much force that you'll
be amazed at how much shit shoots in through the cracks of the door.
This only works if the door opens inward.
--
Michael A. Brown
mab...@iastate.edu
http://www.public.iastate.edu/~mabrown/
nem...@dump.com
:)
Sandra Lindsey
squirt full of shaving cream. Put the corner under the door. Jump on
the envelope when your mark is in the line of fire. You might want to
experiment first to get the technique, hole size, and type of envelope
right.
This is really not a joke. You may want to check out alt.shenanigans or
for more serious stuff alt.revenge to read about and ask for pranks.
Robert K. Gresham
This actually works better with a record jacket(if you can find a
record). Fill the jacket with shaving cream, slide as far as possible
under the door and jump. Some red food coloring added to the cream
makes a nice touch. Also great to do to people whom you have "pennied"
into their room while they are asleep.
>
joey BOLLARD
the guy across the hall was pissed at his roomate, he was a slob and
annoying as hell. anyway, everynight this guy would come home and take
a shit first thing. the annoyed guy put vasaline on the toilet seat and
the door knob in the bathroom. the annoying guy, who was kinda large
(fat) busted in the door and hit the crapper. a loud thud was heard and
the guy actually go stuck between the toilet and the wall. he slid off
the fucking shitter. hahahaha.
it took him something like 15 minutes to get out.
Kent Huth
with water and lean it against their door. Knock on their door. When
they open it, the trash can will fall over and there's no way they are
stopping 50 gallons of water.
This happened to someone on my floor last year.
Also, another fun thing is to put epoxy in people's door locks.
Watch them cuss as they try to get their key in the lock.
Kent Huth
Staysee
Everytime my friend would ask what she needed it for, she would just
shrug her shoulders and say, "Oh, i dunno... just in case i ever need it
for something."
Brandy
>.
I knew a guy who went out and bought a fifty gallon drum, leaned it up
against a door, filled it with water. Now this was at 3 in the
morning and no one heard a thing.
That morning at eight he heard the door open and someone yell shit.
Well you can guess what happen.
Brandy