Funny Farm...
Jason King
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Forgive my ignorance but if you get this joke, let me know because I have
no idea if or why its funny...
At a mental hospital the staff found some of the patients were gaining
weight, so they were put on a diet consisting of a glass of Tab and one
apple for lunch.
After eating their light lunch, the group would start to sing to
everyone else. This became known as the "Moron Tab and Apple Choir".
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Nerdanel
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"Nerdanel" <nerd...@indigo.ie> wrote in message
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> The Mormon Tabernacle Choir? More of a pun really...
Kinda like your nic!
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Jon Noring
>Forgive my ignorance but if you get this joke, let me know because I have
>no idea if or why its funny...
>
> At a mental hospital the staff found some of the patients were gaining
> weight, so they were put on a diet consisting of a glass of Tab and one
> apple for lunch.
>
> After eating their light lunch, the group would start to sing to
> everyone else. This became known as the "Moron Tab and Apple Choir".
"Mormon Tabernacle Choir"
Jon
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t_mailloux
> no idea if or why its funny...
The joke misses on a couple of levels. The insane are not usually morons.
However, the point of the joke is a pun of the "Mormon Tabernacle Choir."
beatsheadonbus
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> For non-offensive jokes and no 'joke of the week', don't click here:
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> no idea if or why its funny...
>
> weight, so they were put on a diet consisting of a glass of Tab and one
> apple for lunch.
>
> After eating their light lunch, the group would start to sing to
> everyone else. This became known as the "Moron Tab and Apple Choir".
>
It is a play on the name "Mormon Tabernacle Choir"
michael
beatsheadonbus wrote along with lots of others
> It is a play on the name "Mormon Tabernacle Choir"
Like wow...all you guys came up with the same answer..
beware Greg....theere is intelligent life out there after all
Michael
Absolutely Positively Wholly Unconditionally Astounded
OverMuch
"Jason King" <Ja...@jason-king.co.uk> wrote
> Forgive my ignorance but if you get this joke, let me know because I have
> no idea if or why its funny...
Then why the fuck are you posting it, Einstein?
OverMuch
Jason King
> Then why the fuck are you posting it, Einstein?
Because it was a question about a joke - bright boy...
Booyaka-sha, big up...
Carl H Howard
Choir. I suppose it's logical people in the UK wouldn't know too much
about Utah.
On Thu, 18 May 2000, Jason King wrote:
>
> For non-offensive jokes and no 'joke of the week', don't click here:
>
> http://www.jason-king.co.uk
> ___________________________________________________________________________
>
> Forgive my ignorance but if you get this joke, let me know because I have
> no idea if or why its funny...
>
> At a mental hospital the staff found some of the patients were gaining
> weight, so they were put on a diet consisting of a glass of Tab and one
> apple for lunch.
>
> After eating their light lunch, the group would start to sing to
> everyone else. This became known as the "Moron Tab and Apple Choir".
>
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Spitfire
>
> Forgive my spelling. I think it is a reference to the Mormon Tabernacle
> Choir. I suppose it's logical people in the UK wouldn't know too much
> about Utah.
Nor large organs.
Spitfire
You done yet?
Blob
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> On Fri, 19 May 2000 06:01:59 -0700, "OverMuch"
> <eeenie...@miniemo.com> must have felt really silly saying:
>
> >
> >"Jason King" <Ja...@jason-king.co.uk> wrote
> >> Forgive my ignorance but if you get this joke, let me know because I
have
> >> no idea if or why its funny...
> >
>
>
That reminds me of the most intelligent thing to ever come out of a woman's
mouth...
Einstein's Dick
Jason King
> Are you expecting an intelligent answer?
No, and that seems optimistic...
Booyaka-sha, big up...
Jason King
> Nor large organs.
I have a large organ that I make sweet music with twice a day. Those black
and white patches are worrying me a bit though...
John Smith
mullets
up yours England signing off
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Teemu Pennanen
> Forgive my ignorance but if you get this joke, let me know because I have
> no idea if or why its funny...
> At a mental hospital the staff found some of the patients were gaining
> weight, so they were put on a diet consisting of a glass of Tab and one
> apple for lunch.
>
> After eating their light lunch, the group would start to sing to
> everyone else. This became known as the "Moron Tab and Apple Choir".
perhaps it refers to Mormon tabernacle choir?
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Spitfire
>
> Spitfire wrote in message <39258FCB...@My-Deja.com>...
> >Carl H Howard wrote:
> >>
> >> Forgive my spelling. I think it is a reference to the Mormon Tabernacle
> >> Choir. I suppose it's logical people in the UK wouldn't know too much
> >> about Utah.
> >
> >Nor large organs.
>
> mullets
VW Beetles and parakeet sticks?
> up yours England signing off
With your electronics, it's no wonder...
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Spitfire
You done yet?
SqUiZzAr
In case you hadn't noticed Ali G (Steve Cohen, that little Jewish person
from somewhere near Staines) isn't actually cool (or real).
It makes sense therefore that people who imitate him are also not cool,
leading to you are not cool, not directly detached from you
really should get out more and arriving finally at 'fuck off you sad
bastard'
http://www.squizzar.co.uk You are now in the gallery. You sad
stupid twat.