Looking for Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding jokes
RO...@cunyvm.cuny.edu
pma...@utxvms.cc.utexas.edu
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> Please post if you have any good Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding jokes.
The President of L'Eggs announced that L'Eggs is changing its
advertising in response to Thursday's brutal attack on Nancy
Kerrigan, who had to sit out Saturday Night's 1994 USA Figure
Skating Championships due to the injury she sustained.
Said the President:
"As L'Eggs is the primary sponsor of the US Figure
Skating Championships, we decided to replace the ads we'd
planned with alternates that didn't use our old advertising
line. We want to avoid any accusation of false advertising
leveled against our PR campaign.
"After all, Thursday's attack shows that, as it turns out,
apparently you _can_ beat a great pair of legs!"
Sean Smith
I've noted a couple in circulation so far:
*Tonya Harding got a big endorsement opportunity after all. It's for "The
Club."
*The other--which may fall into the category of urban/contemporary
folklore--was that a pantyhose manufacturer decided to pull its ad campaign
which featured Nancy Kerrigan, among others. The tag line was: "You can't
beat a great pair of legs."
"You can't clean the toilet...It'll lose all its character."
from "The Young Ones: SICK"
Peter Austin
>Please post if you have any good Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding jokes.
There wasn't a lot of coverage of this incident in Australia, and I
missed a bit. I know that a figure skater was assaulted by anothers
staff, but what was the nature of the assault ?
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I just saw a new commercial featuring Tonya Harding.
She's standing in the parking lot outside a skating rink and she has a long
metal object in her hand. She says....
"If you don't want people stealing your prize, I recommend using...The
Club(tm)."
Adam
Detroit--were we hit you with hard metal objects on the knee caps!
-Pole
Evan Schlesinger
Adam <awil...@vela.acs.oakland.edu> wrote:
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I believe you misunderstood. People are looking for JOKES. Not just random
thoughts that go through your ears, nitwit.
EVAN
No taglines necessary.
ERIK D SELLIN
> Please post if you have any good Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding jokes.
Did you hear that Tonya Harding will get to go to the Olympics after all?
Unfortunately though, she must go to the penalty box for slashing.
Marlon Shows
Tanya Harding's attack on Nancy Kerrigan, she
has also claimed a place on the US Women's Hammer Throw
team.
Charles C. Wilcox
...
The CLUB.
cw