Kurt Cobain Jokes
Roger Roybal
the complete list of Kurt Cobain Jokes as of 2:30 pm MST 15 April 1994
Captain Hairdo
Stay in love with whatever it is that makes you want to live forever.
--Ray Bradbury
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What was the last thing that went through Cobain's mind?
A1: The wad
A2: His nose
A3: "Let's see Eddie top this!"
A4: About 8 ounces of lead shot.
A5: "Shit, I thought this was a microphone!"
Q: What does Kurt Cobain and the group Nine Inch Nails have in common?
A: A Head Like A Hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What is Kurt Cobain's favorite album?
A: nomoremind...
And don't forget the hit off the album, Smells Like Gunsmoke
Q: Why couldn't Kurt Cobain become a professional boxer?
A: He couldn't take a blow to the head!
Kurt Cobain just reached nirvana
Q: What does Kurt Cobain smell like now?
A: I don't know but its sure not Teen spirit
Have you seen the new MTV show? Kurt Cobain: Plugged.
Now that was a _real_ no-brainer......
Q: What do JFK, Curt Cobain, and Bill Clinton all have in common?
A: They each have (or have had - in JFK's case) half a brain, and Gore on
their backs.
Q: What do Cobain and Wesley Alan Dodd have in common?
A: Hey man. Just shut up and be glad they're dead.
Q: What do Kurt Cobain and Freddie Mercury have in common?
A: They both sucked a tube and died.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt said before his face got blown away?
A: "Is this mike on?"
Q: Who makes less money than Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic?
A: Kurt Cobain
Q: what's the tribute album gonna have on it?
A1: "Alive" by Pearl Jam
A2: "Bullet in your head" by Rage Against the Machine
A3: "Suicide Solution" <i forgot, Ozzy?>
A4: "Kill yourself" -S.O.D.
A5: "I shot the devil" --Suicidal Tendencies
A6: "War inside my head" ditto
A7: "Suicidal failure" ditto
A8: "suicide's an alternative" ditto
A9: "Soy un Perdido" -Beck
A10: "What a wonderful world"
A11: "Shot In the Dark" -Ozzy
A12: "Shotgun Blues" -Guns n' Roses
A13: "Overblown" -Mudhoney
A14: "Happiness is a Warm Gun" -The Beatles
A15: "One Way Out" -- Allman Brothers
A16: "Hymn 43" -- Jethro Tull
A17: "Break on Through" -- The Doors (kindof sick...think imagery)
A18: "The End" -- The Doors
A19: "Are You Upset?"
A20: "My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama" -- Both by Frank Zappa
A21: "(Nobody Knows When You're) Down and Out" -- Traditional Blues
A22: "Trouble in Mind" -- Traditional Blues
A23: "Satisfy My Soul" -- Bob Marley
A24: "I Shot the Sheriff" -- Bob Marley
A25: "Shotgun blues", Jason and the Scorchers
A26: "Ding dong, the witch is dead!" from the Wizard of OZ
A27: "Frayed Ends of Sanity" - Metallica
A28: "Lithium" by who else...
A29: "I'm a Loser" - The Beatles
A30: "Sympathy from the Devil" - The Stones
A31: "Pinball Wizard" - The Who, explanation-he was pretty dumb to kill himself,
and now he's deaf, and blind
A32: "Don't Try Suicide" by Queen
A33: "Suicide Chump" by Frank Zappa
A34: "Another one bites the dust"-Queen
Hey Kurt, say hi to Freddie for us.
Q: Didja hear that Courtney Love is renaming her band (Hole) in honor
of her late husband?
A: It's now called Hole in the Head.
I guess now you can really say he's really a HEAD BANGER!
"What else can I say?"
"My head is blown away..."
Q: Whats the new singer of Nirvana called ?/
A: Kurt No-Brain
Q: What will Nirvana's next single be ?
A1: Bullet in the head ( Rage against the Machine cover)
A2: "Kurt Shaped Box"
A3: "Smells like A Rotting Corpse"
A4: "In Bloom: A tribute to Kurt's head"
A5: Smells like Kurts dead .
The new album will be called "Splattermind"
NIRVANA's last album: IN UTERO
NIRVANA's next album: POST MORTEM
Q: What color were Kurt Cobain's eyes?
A: Blue. One blew this way,one blew that way.
"And I swear that I don't have a gun, no I don't have a gun."
--- Come As You Are
Guess he did.
Q: Why doesn't Kurt Cobain drive a car?
A: He'd rather ride shotgun.
...and he OBVIOUSLY wasn't listening to Def Leppard's _Don't Shoot Shotgun_.
There once was a man named Cobain.
He liked heroin in his vein.
Even though he had a knockout wife,
Kurt didn't value his life,
And all that is left is a stain!
Hmmm what about that Juliana Hatfield song about when she was
going to kill herself and then heard a Nirvana song and decided
not to...
Here comes the song, I love it sooo much
Makes me wanna go fuck shit up
I've got Nirvana in my head -
I'm so glad I'm not dead.
Gotta love that irony.
And a movie for the grunge world to make:
Dead Men do wear Plaid
Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Kurt Cobain?
A: Are you gonna eat that?
Keith H Weber
Neither will be having sex anytime soon.
How can you tell Kurt Cobain was a faggot?
He took a load in his mouth.
BRADLEY SPARKES
>From: rro...@cc.weber.edu (Roger Roybal)
>Subject: Kurt Cobain Jokes
>Date: 17 Apr 1994 18:00 MST
>Captain Hairdo
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You forgot A35: "Suicide Blonde" - INXS