Re: The Laws of Physics

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On 12/15/2014 8:19 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sun, 14 Dec 2014 22:55:25 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
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>> On 12/14/2014 3:32 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 12 Dec 2014 19:00:34 -0700, ??
>>> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> learn yer fuckin' Chaucer.. sheesh
>>>
>>> Jeez, it's been twenty years since I last read that stuff, and a
>>> reread just for an atj line ain't what I'd call cost effective.
>>
>> I was forced to read it in high school and swore I'd never touch it
>> again.. and you voluntarily read it in your forties??
>
> Yep. And Plato. And Marcus Aurilius. And a bunch more old shit.
> And I reread The Odyssey every couple years, too. Beats the shit
> outta the latest celebrity tell-all, self help crap, or Harry Potter
> bs.

When I'm not working, I recently started listening to (what I formerly
thought was shit, like) David Guetta, Pitbull, Beyonce, etc.. but still
have to get my fix of Zeppelin, Rush, Halen, ..along with some epic
newer stuff like Les Friction, Two Steps From Hell, and AudioMachine. As
for reading, it's generally business/computer/SEO related.

I don't follow any celebrities, but I love reading how they fuck up
there lives the moment they're not in demand anymore, or get preggers
with some zombie extra they met on Walking Dead, Season 6.

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On 12/18/2014 8:28 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 16 Dec 2014 21:37:32 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> learn yer fuckin' Chaucer.. sheesh
>>>>>
>>>>> Jeez, it's been twenty years since I last read that stuff,
>>>>> and a reread just for an atj line ain't what I'd call cost
>>>>> effective.
>>>>
>>>> I was forced to read it in high school and swore I'd never
>>>> touch it again.. and you voluntarily read it in your forties??
>>>
>>> Yep. And Plato. And Marcus Aurilius. And a bunch more old
>>> shit. And I reread The Odyssey every couple years, too. Beats
>>> the shit outta the latest celebrity tell-all, self help crap, or
>>> Harry Potter bs.
>>
>> When I'm not working, I recently started listening to (what I
>> formerly thought was shit, like) David Guetta, Pitbull, Beyonce,
>> etc.. but still have to get my fix of Zeppelin, Rush, Halen,
>> ..along with some epic newer stuff like Les Friction, Two Steps
>> From Hell, and AudioMachine. As
>

> Mostly classical, blues and rock in Casa E., but I'll listen to
> anything that isn't boring. Rap is boring. So is disco. New Age is
> a death sentence, too. Did you ever hear a NPR program called
> "Echoes"? Recommend it to someone you hate.

besides the music, it's a damn good way to meet thousands of drunken
nymphs in Miami - in that sense, Guetta's a fuckin' jeenyus

http://youtu.be/P2x3-b6JEj8

>> for reading, it's generally business/computer/SEO related.
>

> Whereas I probably read 250,000 words a week. That isn't an
> exaggeration.

>
>> I don't follow any celebrities, but I love reading how they fuck up
>> there lives the moment they're not in demand anymore, or get
>> preggers with some zombie extra they met on Walking Dead, Season
>> 6.
>

> No. The only time they should be out of the cryo chamber is when
> they're actually working.

with all the CGI these days, they should be out of the cryo chamber less
and less

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On 12/20/2014 4:35 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 19 Dec 2014 15:04:12 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> When I'm not working, I recently started listening to (what I
>>>> formerly thought was shit, like) David Guetta, Pitbull,
>>>> Beyonce, etc.. but still have to get my fix of Zeppelin, Rush,
>>>> Halen, ..along with some epic newer stuff like Les Friction,
>>>> Two Steps From Hell, and AudioMachine. As
>>>
>>> Mostly classical, blues and rock in Casa E., but I'll listen to
>>> anything that isn't boring. Rap is boring. So is disco. New
>>> Age is a death sentence, too. Did you ever hear a NPR program
>>> called "Echoes"? Recommend it to someone you hate.
>>
>> besides the music, it's a damn good way to meet thousands of
>> drunken nymphs in Miami - in that sense, Guetta's a fuckin'
>> jeenyus
>>
>> http://youtu.be/P2x3-b6JEj8
>

> <shrug> I ain't going to Miami, so who cares?

would an airport across the street from your mailbox be too many extra
steps?

>>>> I don't follow any celebrities, but I love reading how they
>>>> fuck up there lives the moment they're not in demand anymore,
>>>> or get preggers with some zombie extra they met on Walking
>>>> Dead, Season 6.
>>>
>>> No. The only time they should be out of the cryo chamber is when
>>> they're actually working.
>>
>> with all the CGI these days, they should be out of the cryo
>> chamber less and less
>

> CGI porn just isn't the same.

unless Pixar took over the reigns, but then the women would look like
featureless, slitless mannequins

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On 12/28/2014 4:34 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 23 Dec 2014 00:05:58 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>
>>>> besides the music, it's a damn good way to meet thousands of
>>>> drunken nymphs in Miami - in that sense, Guetta's a fuckin'
>>>> jeenyus
>>>>
>>>> http://youtu.be/P2x3-b6JEj8
>>>
>>> <shrug> I ain't going to Miami, so who cares?
>>
>> would an airport across the street from your mailbox be too many
>> extra steps?
>

> Uh... yeah. But it'd provide airborne targets. Just a runway, no
> people.

so for you to actually go anywhere, the terminal would have to start
right at your front porch..

I suppose igniting an engine just as they were throttling up for
altitude would provide a nice little fireworks show

can't help but wonder how many jets you could take down before they'd
start realizing it wasn't manufacturer/mechanic/pilot error

>>> CGI porn just isn't the same.
>>
>> unless Pixar took over the reigns, but then the women would look
>> like featureless, slitless mannequins
>

> Too bad, y'know? Betty Boop and Olyve Oyl had potential.

I think she single-handedly started the bulimia crisis.. if only that
hadn't been a passing fad

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On 1/5/2015 4:29 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 03 Jan 2015 21:48:07 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> besides the music, it's a damn good way to meet thousands
>>>>>> of drunken nymphs in Miami - in that sense, Guetta's a
>>>>>> fuckin' jeenyus
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://youtu.be/P2x3-b6JEj8
>>>>>
>>>>> <shrug> I ain't going to Miami, so who cares?
>>>>
>>>> would an airport across the street from your mailbox be too
>>>> many extra steps?
>>>
>>> Uh... yeah. But it'd provide airborne targets. Just a runway,
>>> no people.
>>
>> so for you to actually go anywhere, the terminal would have to
>> start right at your front porch..
>>
>> I suppose igniting an engine just as they were throttling up for
>> altitude would provide a nice little fireworks show
>>
>> can't help but wonder how many jets you could take down before
>> they'd start realizing it wasn't manufacturer/mechanic/pilot error
>

> Oh, I still wouldn't go anywhere. I just want a bait runway to
> catch stray landings. And after they quit using it, it'd make cool
> go cart playground.

you could rip out the charred seats from a few wrecked planes and make a
tunnel

>>>>> CGI porn just isn't the same.
>>>>
>>>> unless Pixar took over the reigns, but then the women would
>>>> look like featureless, slitless mannequins
>>>
>>> Too bad, y'know? Betty Boop and Olyve Oyl had potential.
>>
>> I think she single-handedly started the bulimia crisis.. if only
>> that hadn't been a passing fad
>

> Hey, they were hot.

nothing wrong with 'em jamming a finger down their throat to keep a
desirable figure

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Jan 15, 2015, 1:11:43 AM1/15/15

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On Wednesday, December 17, 2014 at 6:37:37 AM UTC+2, Ṃᴆ wrote:
> When I'm not working, I recently started listening to (what I formerly
> thought was shit, like) David Guetta, Pitbull, Beyonce, etc.. but still
> have to get my fix of Zeppelin, Rush, Halen, ..along with some epic
> newer stuff like Les Friction, Two Steps From Hell, and AudioMachine. As
> for reading, it's generally business/computer/SEO related.
> I don't follow any celebrities, but I love reading how they fuck up
> there lives the moment they're not in demand anymore, or get preggers
> with some zombie extra they met on Walking Dead, Season 6.

watch z nation. so much better than walking dead, which is fucking lame emo shit.

i think episode 9 has this hot woman pilot become an instant zombie when she crash lands her plane. her passenger is some arsehole who was vaccinated and is now some kind of King of the Zombies bs.

anyway, he piles out of the plane, sets her free and she begins following him. so there they are, alone in the middle of the apocalypse, she a freshly minted still hot zombie and he does not rip her clothes off and enjoy some free zombie groping and fucking.

that's what I call unrealistic TV.

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On Friday, December 19, 2014 at 5:28:44 AM UTC+2, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> Whereas I probably read 250,000 words a week. That isn't an
> exaggeration.

I consume about 40GB of data or more every month. some of that includes reading shit on my screen. I wouldn't know how many words nor do I care.

you seem quite proud of that figure. is that your bank account balance or the number of fresh sperm left in your wrinkled ball sack?

> >I don't follow any celebrities, but I love reading how they fuck up
> >there lives the moment they're not in demand anymore, or get preggers
> >with some zombie extra they met on Walking Dead, Season 6.

> No. The only time they should be out of the cryo chamber is when
> they're actually working.

for fresh zombie fucking.

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On 1/10/2015 4:09 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 08 Jan 2015 14:22:45 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> would an airport across the street from your mailbox be too
>>>>>> many extra steps?
>>>>>
>>>>> Uh... yeah. But it'd provide airborne targets. Just a
>>>>> runway, no people.
>>>>
>>>> so for you to actually go anywhere, the terminal would have to
>>>> start right at your front porch..
>>>>
>>>> I suppose igniting an engine just as they were throttling up
>>>> for altitude would provide a nice little fireworks show
>>>>
>>>> can't help but wonder how many jets you could take down before
>>>> they'd start realizing it wasn't manufacturer/mechanic/pilot
>>>> error
>>>
>>> Oh, I still wouldn't go anywhere. I just want a bait runway to
>>> catch stray landings. And after they quit using it, it'd make
>>> cool go cart playground.
>>
>> you could rip out the charred seats from a few wrecked planes and
>> make a tunnel
>

> That's the spirit! What good is killing and destruction unless it
> provides entertainment? And what's better than long term
> entertainment?

short term gratification?

>>>>>>> CGI porn just isn't the same.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> unless Pixar took over the reigns, but then the women would
>>>>>> look like featureless, slitless mannequins
>>>>>
>>>>> Too bad, y'know? Betty Boop and Olyve Oyl had potential.
>>>>
>>>> I think she single-handedly started the bulimia crisis.. if
>>>> only that hadn't been a passing fad
>>>
>>> Hey, they were hot.
>>
>> nothing wrong with 'em jamming a finger down their throat to keep a
>> desirable figure
>

> Anorexia is hot.

it ain't like buckets cost a fortune

feed 'em like birds and finger their tonsils

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it's got that nigger from "Lost" so I'll check out the first few
episodes. the pilot starts out kinda weak, but I liked a few things I
saw on the preview, and it seems these zombies can at least think a
little and move fast, though not to the extent of the ones in Zombieland
or World War Z. I just hope it takes more than a single headshot to kill
'em..

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On 2/10/2015 4:10 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

>>> On Wed, 04 Feb 2015 17:08:53 -0700, ??
>>> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> depends more on the boundaries of "tease"
>>>>>
>>>>> Easy. You don't pop a nut, then it's teasing.
>>>>
>>>> ..why I'll never leave home w/out my Narcozep
>>>
>>> You have something against a blackjack?
>>
>> I don't have a problem knocking 'em out cold for weeks while I fill
>> 'em like a tanker truck, but physically hitting a woman ..can't do
>> it
>

> Fuckin' beginners.
>
> A few years back I was using a slut who was seriously into pain.
> Whipping is fun. So is carving. And when the blood gets flowing
> you can dump on some salt.

you're talking about the conscious & willing..

and ya left out jumper cables, clamps, hot wax, and spikes, though you
may have to enlighten me on the carving bit

>>>>>>>>>>> Anorexia is hot.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> it ain't like buckets cost a fortune
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> feed 'em like birds and finger their tonsils
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No, dick their tonsils.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> golden showers are one thing, but chunky showers? ._O
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't need to know.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> then don't ram your dick down their throat 'til at least
>>>>>> an hour after they've eaten
>>>>>
>>>>> Why not? Just don't pull out, you keep the hole plugged.
>>>>
>>>> some folks call that murder, but it does keep 'em from calling
>>>> again
>>>
>>> Narrow minded bigots, all of them.
>>
>> ain't that dissimilar from water boarding outside a dick in the
>> mouth, but I suppose if they're not around to complain, no harm
>> done
>

> That's the spirit!

not to mention there's nothing wrong with a little pre-rigor penetration

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On 2/12/2015 11:38 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

>>>>> On Wed, 04 Feb 2015 17:08:53 -0700, ??
>>>>> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> depends more on the boundaries of "tease"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Easy. You don't pop a nut, then it's teasing.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ..why I'll never leave home w/out my Narcozep
>>>>>
>>>>> You have something against a blackjack?
>>>>
>>>> I don't have a problem knocking 'em out cold for weeks while I
>>>> fill 'em like a tanker truck, but physically hitting a woman
>>>> ..can't do it
>>>
>>> Fuckin' beginners.
>>>
>>> A few years back I was using a slut who was seriously into pain.
>>> Whipping is fun. So is carving. And when the blood gets flowing
>>> you can dump on some salt.
>>
>> you're talking about the conscious & willing..
>

> Yep. Just a fun anecdote.

I suppose it builds trust..

>> and ya left out jumper cables, clamps, hot wax, and spikes, though
>> you may have to enlighten me on the carving bit
>

> Trust me, I didn't leave out anything. Creative needle designs on
> tits is fun. So is stitching a snatch closed. Xacto knives are
> good carving tools.

why do I imagine you're covered head-to-toe in tattoos?

and the point of stitching a snatch closed.. ass training?

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anorexia is hot.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> it ain't like buckets cost a fortune
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> feed 'em like birds and finger their tonsils
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No, dick their tonsils.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> golden showers are one thing, but chunky showers?
>>>>>>>>>> ._O
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I don't need to know.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> then don't ram your dick down their throat 'til at
>>>>>>>> least an hour after they've eaten
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Why not? Just don't pull out, you keep the hole
>>>>>>> plugged.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> some folks call that murder, but it does keep 'em from
>>>>>> calling again
>>>>>
>>>>> Narrow minded bigots, all of them.
>>>>
>>>> ain't that dissimilar from water boarding outside a dick in
>>>> the mouth, but I suppose if they're not around to complain, no
>>>> harm done
>>>
>>> That's the spirit!
>>
>> not to mention there's nothing wrong with a little pre-rigor
>> penetration
>

> Wonder if a jolt of electricity would make 'em jerk around...

it does, and makes 'em tighter

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On 2/16/2015 12:53 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

>>>>>>> On Wed, 04 Feb 2015 17:08:53 -0700, ??
>>>>>>> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> depends more on the boundaries of "tease"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Easy. You don't pop a nut, then it's teasing.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ..why I'll never leave home w/out my Narcozep
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You have something against a blackjack?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't have a problem knocking 'em out cold for weeks
>>>>>> while I fill 'em like a tanker truck, but physically
>>>>>> hitting a woman ..can't do it
>>>>>
>>>>> Fuckin' beginners.
>>>>>
>>>>> A few years back I was using a slut who was seriously into
>>>>> pain. Whipping is fun. So is carving. And when the blood
>>>>> gets flowing you can dump on some salt.
>>>>
>>>> you're talking about the conscious & willing..
>>>
>>> Yep. Just a fun anecdote.
>>
>> I suppose it builds trust..
>

> Jeez, I hope not.

then give 'em more than they asked for, like a few harmless digit
amputations or some blue flame treatment

>>>> and ya left out jumper cables, clamps, hot wax, and spikes,
>>>> though you may have to enlighten me on the carving bit
>>>
>>> Trust me, I didn't leave out anything. Creative needle designs
>>> on tits is fun. So is stitching a snatch closed. Xacto knives
>>> are good carving tools.
>>
>> why do I imagine you're covered head-to-toe in tattoos?
>

> Nope, not even one.

a tattooless snatch stitch yanker.. who'da thunk

>> and the point of stitching a snatch closed.. ass training?
>

> Yanking the stitches out!

aka, first date bliss

>>>>>>>>>> then don't ram your dick down their throat 'til at
>>>>>>>>>> least an hour after they've eaten
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Why not? Just don't pull out, you keep the hole
>>>>>>>>> plugged.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> some folks call that murder, but it does keep 'em from
>>>>>>>> calling again
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Narrow minded bigots, all of them.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ain't that dissimilar from water boarding outside a dick in
>>>>>> the mouth, but I suppose if they're not around to complain,
>>>>>> no harm done
>>>>>
>>>>> That's the spirit!
>>>>
>>>> not to mention there's nothing wrong with a little pre-rigor
>>>> penetration
>>>
>>> Wonder if a jolt of electricity would make 'em jerk around...
>>
>> it does, and makes 'em tighter
>

> hmm... I have a stun gun...

camp outside a good bulimia clinic w/some tasty snacks and you're set

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On 2/24/2015 7:43 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 21 Feb 2015 11:39:34 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> ..why I'll never leave home w/out my Narcozep
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You have something against a blackjack?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I don't have a problem knocking 'em out cold for weeks
>>>>>>>> while I fill 'em like a tanker truck, but physically
>>>>>>>> hitting a woman ..can't do it
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Fuckin' beginners.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A few years back I was using a slut who was seriously
>>>>>>> into pain. Whipping is fun. So is carving. And when the
>>>>>>> blood gets flowing you can dump on some salt.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> you're talking about the conscious & willing..
>>>>>
>>>>> Yep. Just a fun anecdote.
>>>>
>>>> I suppose it builds trust..
>>>
>>> Jeez, I hope not.
>>
>> then give 'em more than they asked for, like a few harmless digit
>> amputations or some blue flame treatment
>

> Creative use for power washers.

I used to worry about that.. CSI's a fuckin' joke

>>>>>> and ya left out jumper cables, clamps, hot wax, and
>>>>>> spikes, though you may have to enlighten me on the carving
>>>>>> bit
>>>>>
>>>>> Trust me, I didn't leave out anything. Creative needle
>>>>> designs on tits is fun. So is stitching a snatch closed.
>>>>> Xacto knives are good carving tools.
>>>>
>>>> why do I imagine you're covered head-to-toe in tattoos?
>>>
>>> Nope, not even one.
>>
>> a tattooless snatch stitch yanker.. who'da thunk
>

> I'm not into pain.

what would you like with your strawberries and cream?

>>>> and the point of stitching a snatch closed.. ass training?
>>>
>>> Yanking the stitches out!
>>
>> aka, first date bliss
>

> As a receiver, that is.

dag nibbit.. gotta pitch again!

>>>>>>>>>>>> then don't ram your dick down their throat 'til
>>>>>>>>>>>> at least an hour after they've eaten
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Why not? Just don't pull out, you keep the hole
>>>>>>>>>>> plugged.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> some folks call that murder, but it does keep 'em
>>>>>>>>>> from calling again
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Narrow minded bigots, all of them.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ain't that dissimilar from water boarding outside a
>>>>>>>> dick in the mouth, but I suppose if they're not around
>>>>>>>> to complain, no harm done
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That's the spirit!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> not to mention there's nothing wrong with a little
>>>>>> pre-rigor penetration
>>>>>
>>>>> Wonder if a jolt of electricity would make 'em jerk
>>>>> around...
>>>>
>>>> it does, and makes 'em tighter
>>>
>>> hmm... I have a stun gun...
>>
>> camp outside a good bulimia clinic w/some tasty snacks and you're
>> set
>

> Dunkin' Donuts, here I cum!

they'll bring 'em right to your doorstep.. patience

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On 2/26/2015 10:44 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 24 Feb 2015 12:10:21 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>> ..why I'll never leave home w/out my Narcozep
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You have something against a blackjack?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I don't have a problem knocking 'em out cold for
>>>>>>>>>> weeks while I fill 'em like a tanker truck, but
>>>>>>>>>> physically hitting a woman ..can't do it
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Fuckin' beginners.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> A few years back I was using a slut who was seriously
>>>>>>>>> into pain. Whipping is fun. So is carving. And when
>>>>>>>>> the blood gets flowing you can dump on some salt.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> you're talking about the conscious & willing..
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yep. Just a fun anecdote.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I suppose it builds trust..
>>>>>
>>>>> Jeez, I hope not.
>>>>
>>>> then give 'em more than they asked for, like a few harmless
>>>> digit amputations or some blue flame treatment
>>>
>>> Creative use for power washers.
>>
>> I used to worry about that.. CSI's a fuckin' joke
>

> Hey, a good industrial power washer can strip asphalt. They make fun
> toys.

A buddy of mine was running turpentine through a paint gun at the end of
the day and thought he'd test the power with his finger. Damn thing shot
a hole through the skin and instantly filled the finger like a water
balloon. He squeezes it out (about 10 minutes of squeezing) and
announces he's OK. I's like, "the hell you are.. we're going to the
hospital". EMTs give him some pain pills and did nothing else even after
I pointed out it was turpentine he'd injected himself with. He wakes up
in the middle of the night in shear agony, wife rushes him to the
hospital again, and he comes to work the next day with a bandage around
his freshly amputated forefinger (the one he'd injected). Never did go
after the first EMT's ineptitude, and now his hand looks like one'a them
aliens from Independence Day. Can't help but wonder what it'd feel like
jackin' off without a forefinger, though..

>>>>>>>> and ya left out jumper cables, clamps, hot wax, and
>>>>>>>> spikes, though you may have to enlighten me on the
>>>>>>>> carving bit
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Trust me, I didn't leave out anything. Creative needle
>>>>>>> designs on tits is fun. So is stitching a snatch closed.
>>>>>>> Xacto knives are good carving tools.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> why do I imagine you're covered head-to-toe in tattoos?
>>>>>
>>>>> Nope, not even one.
>>>>
>>>> a tattooless snatch stitch yanker.. who'da thunk
>>>
>>> I'm not into pain.
>>
>> what would you like with your strawberries and cream?
>

> Chili.

what do you eat without chili as an accompaniment?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then don't ram your dick down their throat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'til at least an hour after they've eaten
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why not? Just don't pull out, you keep the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> hole plugged.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> some folks call that murder, but it does keep
>>>>>>>>>>>> 'em from calling again
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Narrow minded bigots, all of them.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> ain't that dissimilar from water boarding outside a
>>>>>>>>>> dick in the mouth, but I suppose if they're not
>>>>>>>>>> around to complain, no harm done
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That's the spirit!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> not to mention there's nothing wrong with a little
>>>>>>>> pre-rigor penetration
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Wonder if a jolt of electricity would make 'em jerk
>>>>>>> around...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> it does, and makes 'em tighter
>>>>>
>>>>> hmm... I have a stun gun...
>>>>
>>>> camp outside a good bulimia clinic w/some tasty snacks and
>>>> you're set
>>>
>>> Dunkin' Donuts, here I cum!
>>
>> they'll bring 'em right to your doorstep.. patience
>

> Dunkin' Donuts delivers bulimics? Who'd a thunk it!

they double as the cream filling suppliers

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> On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 07:52:53 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>> A buddy of mine was running turpentine through a paint gun at the
>> end of the day and thought he'd test the power with his finger.
>> Damn thing shot a hole through the skin and instantly filled the
>> finger like a water balloon. He squeezes it out (about 10 minutes
>> of squeezing) and announces he's OK. I's like, "the hell you are..
>> we're going to the hospital". EMTs give him some pain pills and
>> did nothing else even after I pointed out it was turpentine he'd
>> injected himself with. He wakes up in the middle of the night in
>> shear agony, wife rushes him to the hospital again, and he comes
>> to work the next day with a bandage around his freshly amputated
>> forefinger (the one he'd injected). Never did go after the first
>> EMT's ineptitude, and now his hand looks like one'a them aliens
>> from Independence Day. Can't help but wonder what it'd feel like
>> jackin' off without a forefinger, though..
>

> Prolly like your dick grew half an inch.

the bastard did it on purpose!

>>>>>>>>>> and ya left out jumper cables, clamps, hot wax, and
>>>>>>>>>> spikes, though you may have to enlighten me on the
>>>>>>>>>> carving bit
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Trust me, I didn't leave out anything. Creative
>>>>>>>>> needle designs on tits is fun. So is stitching a
>>>>>>>>> snatch closed. Xacto knives are good carving tools.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> why do I imagine you're covered head-to-toe in
>>>>>>>> tattoos?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Nope, not even one.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> a tattooless snatch stitch yanker.. who'da thunk
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm not into pain.
>>>>
>>>> what would you like with your strawberries and cream?
>>>
>>> Chili.
>>
>> what do you eat without chili as an accompaniment?
>

> You can do that?!?

I've heard rumors on a few conspiracy sites.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then don't ram your dick down their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> throat 'til at least an hour after
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they've eaten
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why not? Just don't pull out, you keep
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hole plugged.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some folks call that murder, but it does
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> keep 'em from calling again
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Narrow minded bigots, all of them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> ain't that dissimilar from water boarding
>>>>>>>>>>>> outside a dick in the mouth, but I suppose if
>>>>>>>>>>>> they're not around to complain, no harm done
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That's the spirit!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> not to mention there's nothing wrong with a little
>>>>>>>>>> pre-rigor penetration
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Wonder if a jolt of electricity would make 'em jerk
>>>>>>>>> around...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> it does, and makes 'em tighter
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> hmm... I have a stun gun...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> camp outside a good bulimia clinic w/some tasty snacks and
>>>>>> you're set
>>>>>
>>>>> Dunkin' Donuts, here I cum!
>>>>
>>>> they'll bring 'em right to your doorstep.. patience
>>>
>>> Dunkin' Donuts delivers bulimics? Who'd a thunk it!
>>
>> they double as the cream filling suppliers
>

> Jeez, I just flashed on the scene in Van Wilder with the frat guys
> eating cream filled donuts.

which in turn flashed me to the bulldog getting jacked off.. yeesh

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On 3/6/2015 7:57 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

>>> On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 07:52:53 -0700, ??
>>> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> A buddy of mine was running turpentine through a paint gun at
>>>> the end of the day and thought he'd test the power with his
>>>> finger. Damn thing shot a hole through the skin and instantly
>>>> filled the finger like a water balloon. He squeezes it out
>>>> (about 10 minutes of squeezing) and announces he's OK. I's
>>>> like, "the hell you are.. we're going to the hospital". EMTs
>>>> give him some pain pills and did nothing else even after I
>>>> pointed out it was turpentine he'd injected himself with. He
>>>> wakes up in the middle of the night in shear agony, wife rushes
>>>> him to the hospital again, and he comes to work the next day
>>>> with a bandage around his freshly amputated forefinger (the one
>>>> he'd injected). Never did go after the first EMT's ineptitude,
>>>> and now his hand looks like one'a them aliens from Independence
>>>> Day. Can't help but wonder what it'd feel like jackin' off
>>>> without a forefinger, though..
>>>
>>> Prolly like your dick grew half an inch.
>>
>> the bastard did it on purpose!
>

> Funny what some guys will do to gain half an inch.

pre-op trannies could donate their throwaways to the little guys

>>>>>>>> a tattooless snatch stitch yanker.. who'da thunk
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm not into pain.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> what would you like with your strawberries and cream?
>>>>>
>>>>> Chili.
>>>>
>>>> what do you eat without chili as an accompaniment?
>>>
>>> You can do that?!?
>>
>> I've heard rumors on a few conspiracy sites.
>

> Don't believe them. The alien invasion cover up stuff is all real,
> though.

..explains Democrats

>>>>>>>>>>>> not to mention there's nothing wrong with a
>>>>>>>>>>>> little pre-rigor penetration
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Wonder if a jolt of electricity would make 'em
>>>>>>>>>>> jerk around...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> it does, and makes 'em tighter
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> hmm... I have a stun gun...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> camp outside a good bulimia clinic w/some tasty snacks
>>>>>>>> and you're set
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Dunkin' Donuts, here I cum!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> they'll bring 'em right to your doorstep.. patience
>>>>>
>>>>> Dunkin' Donuts delivers bulimics? Who'd a thunk it!
>>>>
>>>> they double as the cream filling suppliers
>>>
>>> Jeez, I just flashed on the scene in Van Wilder with the frat
>>> guys eating cream filled donuts.
>>
>> which in turn flashed me to the bulldog getting jacked off.. yeesh
>

> Yeah, way too gay. They shoulda had a chick do it.

replacing their milk with watered-down horse semen woulda been funnier

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On 3/9/2015 10:46 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

>>>>> On Fri, 27 Feb 2015 07:52:53 -0700, ??
>>>>> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>
>>>>>> and now his hand looks like one'a them aliens from
>>>>>> Independence Day. Can't help but wonder what it'd feel like
>>>>>> jackin' off without a forefinger, though..
>>>>>
>>>>> Prolly like your dick grew half an inch.
>>>>
>>>> the bastard did it on purpose!
>>>
>>> Funny what some guys will do to gain half an inch.
>>
>> pre-op trannies could donate their throwaways to the little guys
>

> That trannie shit might be contagious, I'd rather live with a
> shorty.

Mel did want to be a woman at one point.. and he mentioned he's a little
bigger than normal

..hmmmmmm..

>>>>>>> Chili.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> what do you eat without chili as an accompaniment?
>>>>>
>>>>> You can do that?!?
>>>>
>>>> I've heard rumors on a few conspiracy sites.
>>>
>>> Don't believe them. The alien invasion cover up stuff is all
>>> real, though.
>>
>> ..explains Democrats
>

> Something had to.

either that or some precursor to zombies

>>>>>>> Dunkin' Donuts delivers bulimics? Who'd a thunk it!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> they double as the cream filling suppliers
>>>>>
>>>>> Jeez, I just flashed on the scene in Van Wilder with the
>>>>> frat guys eating cream filled donuts.
>>>>
>>>> which in turn flashed me to the bulldog getting jacked off..
>>>> yeesh
>>>
>>> Yeah, way too gay. They shoulda had a chick do it.
>>
>> replacing their milk with watered-down horse semen woulda been
>> funnier
>

> I went out with a chick who was really into the lactation thing.
> And it was kinda fun for a while, but the novelty wears off after
> the fifth or sixth time you say "put a couple squirts in my coffee."
>
> It seems like I'm attracting the freaks.

what we attract depends on where we hang

sounds like you need to crash some different bars

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On 3/16/2015 12:55 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 11 Mar 2015 16:56:59 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> Funny what some guys will do to gain half an inch.
>>>>
>>>> pre-op trannies could donate their throwaways to the little
>>>> guys
>>>
>>> That trannie shit might be contagious, I'd rather live with a
>>> shorty.
>>
>> Mel did want to be a woman at one point.. and he mentioned he's a
>> little bigger than normal
>>
>> ..hmmmmmm..
>

> So you're going to try it.

nohoho.. Mel must have a pussy

>>>>>> I've heard rumors on a few conspiracy sites.
>>>>>
>>>>> Don't believe them. The alien invasion cover up stuff is
>>>>> all real, though.
>>>>
>>>> ..explains Democrats
>>>
>>> Something had to.
>>
>> either that or some precursor to zombies
>

> No, zombies are sentient. Compared to Democrats, anyway.

alien zombie sloths on Xanax

>>>>>>> Jeez, I just flashed on the scene in Van Wilder with the
>>>>>>> frat guys eating cream filled donuts.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> which in turn flashed me to the bulldog getting jacked
>>>>>> off.. yeesh
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah, way too gay. They shoulda had a chick do it.
>>>>
>>>> replacing their milk with watered-down horse semen woulda been
>>>> funnier
>>>
>>> I went out with a chick who was really into the lactation thing.
>>> And it was kinda fun for a while, but the novelty wears off after
>>> the fifth or sixth time you say "put a couple squirts in my
>>> coffee."
>>>
>>> It seems like I'm attracting the freaks.
>>
>> what we attract depends on where we hang
>>
>> sounds like you need to crash some different bars
>

> Not bars, events. Tip-Up Town is always good for strangeness. So
> is the potato festival. There's a winter road rally just south of
> here. Of course there's hooker seaso... I mean hunting season. A guy
> I know throws a naked weekend every year. The year Butch passed out
> while going for another beer was memorable; he fell into the
> bonfire. Too bad I have a city phobia, I'd head to Ann Arbor (U-M)
> for the Hash Bash. They might still be doing the Naked Mile, too.

we missed rampant college orgies by a little over 2 decades ya know

typical college day today is a few classes, a few beers, and then a
fuckfest before bedtime

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On 3/23/2015 8:01 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

>>> On Wed, 11 Mar 2015 16:56:59 -0600, ??
>>> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>
>>>>>>> Funny what some guys will do to gain half an inch.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> pre-op trannies could donate their throwaways to the little
>>>>>> guys
>>>>>
>>>>> That trannie shit might be contagious, I'd rather live with a
>>>>> shorty.
>>>>
>>>> Mel did want to be a woman at one point.. and he mentioned
>>>> he's a little bigger than normal
>>>>
>>>> ..hmmmmmm..
>>>
>>> So you're going to try it.
>>
>> nohoho.. Mel must have a pussy
>

> Dare to find the truth.

certainly.. I'll give you $1,000 if you penetrate him

>>>>>>>> I've heard rumors on a few conspiracy sites.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Don't believe them. The alien invasion cover up stuff is
>>>>>>> all real, though.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ..explains Democrats
>>>>>
>>>>> Something had to.
>>>>
>>>> either that or some precursor to zombies
>>>
>>> No, zombies are sentient. Compared to Democrats, anyway.
>>
>> alien zombie sloths on Xanax
>

> ... sounds like a boink target I used about four years ago.

I only do those types at their place and give 'em false everything,
including the name

>>>>>> replacing their milk with watered-down horse semen woulda
>>>>>> been funnier
>>>>>
>>>>> I went out with a chick who was really into the lactation
>>>>> thing. And it was kinda fun for a while, but the novelty
>>>>> wears off after the fifth or sixth time you say "put a
>>>>> couple squirts in my coffee."
>>>>>
>>>>> It seems like I'm attracting the freaks.
>>>>
>>>> what we attract depends on where we hang
>>>>
>>>> sounds like you need to crash some different bars
>>>
>>> Not bars, events. Tip-Up Town is always good for strangeness. So
>>> is the potato festival. There's a winter road rally just south
>>> of here. Of course there's hooker seaso... I mean hunting season.
>>> A guy I know throws a naked weekend every year. The year Butch
>>> passed out while going for another beer was memorable; he fell
>>> into the bonfire. Too bad I have a city phobia, I'd head to Ann
>>> Arbor (U-M) for the Hash Bash. They might still be doing the
>>> Naked Mile, too.
>>
>> we missed rampant college orgies by a little over 2 decades ya
>> know
>>
>> typical college day today is a few classes, a few beers, and then a
>> fuckfest before bedtime
>

> Speak for yourself, Tonto. I hit the free love era.

how many orgies?

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On 3/27/2015 5:27 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

>>>>> On Wed, 11 Mar 2015 16:56:59 -0600, ??
>>>>> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Funny what some guys will do to gain half an inch.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> pre-op trannies could donate their throwaways to the
>>>>>>>> little guys
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> That trannie shit might be contagious, I'd rather live
>>>>>>> with a shorty.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mel did want to be a woman at one point.. and he mentioned
>>>>>> he's a little bigger than normal
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ..hmmmmmm..
>>>>>
>>>>> So you're going to try it.
>>>>
>>>> nohoho.. Mel must have a pussy
>>>
>>> Dare to find the truth.
>>
>> certainly.. I'll give you $1,000 if you penetrate him
>

> I'm easy, but I ain't cheap.

100 cases of Crown

>>>>>>>>>> I've heard rumors on a few conspiracy sites.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Don't believe them. The alien invasion cover up
>>>>>>>>> stuff is all real, though.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ..explains Democrats
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Something had to.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> either that or some precursor to zombies
>>>>>
>>>>> No, zombies are sentient. Compared to Democrats, anyway.
>>>>
>>>> alien zombie sloths on Xanax
>>>
>>> ... sounds like a boink target I used about four years ago.
>>
>> I only do those types at their place and give 'em false
>> everything, including the name
>

> Great body, beautiful face, and not a brain in her head.

walking, unlimited deposit sperm banks

>>>>>>>> replacing their milk with watered-down horse semen
>>>>>>>> woulda been funnier
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I went out with a chick who was really into the
>>>>>>> lactation thing. And it was kinda fun for a while, but
>>>>>>> the novelty wears off after the fifth or sixth time you
>>>>>>> say "put a couple squirts in my coffee."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It seems like I'm attracting the freaks.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> what we attract depends on where we hang
>>>>>>
>>>>>> sounds like you need to crash some different bars
>>>>>
>>>>> Not bars, events. Tip-Up Town is always good for
>>>>> strangeness. So is the potato festival. There's a winter
>>>>> road rally just south of here. Of course there's hooker
>>>>> seaso... I mean hunting season. A guy I know throws a naked
>>>>> weekend every year. The year Butch passed out while going
>>>>> for another beer was memorable; he fell into the bonfire. Too
>>>>> bad I have a city phobia, I'd head to Ann Arbor (U-M) for the
>>>>> Hash Bash. They might still be doing the Naked Mile, too.
>>>>
>>>> we missed rampant college orgies by a little over 2 decades ya
>>>> know
>>>>
>>>> typical college day today is a few classes, a few beers, and
>>>> then a fuckfest before bedtime
>>>
>>> Speak for yourself, Tonto. I hit the free love era.
>>
>> how many orgies?
>

> A few. Put twenty or thirty drunk and stoned kids on a beach and
> you get a lot sex.

only three I'd label an orgy here, but almost a dozen fuckfests (the
difference being how often you switch), but kids today squeeze in a
dozen a month

you guys did too many drugs to fuck as frequently, and we did too few

today they have a virtual buffet of drugs they're socially intelligent
enough not to OD on, so they're at it like a chipmunk colony damn near
nightly

Ed Tobiasz

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btvb wrote:
>
> The mass of the ass is proportional to the angle of the dangle; provided
> that, the heat of the meat stays constant.

The heat of the meat is proportional to the angle of dangle times the
torque of the pork.

Ed

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Bob Horvath

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Ed Tobiasz <e...@accesscom.com> wrote:

>btvb wrote:
>>
>> The mass of the ass is proportional to the angle of the dangle; provided
>> that, the heat of the meat stays constant.
>

>The heat of the meat is proportional to the angle of dangle times the
>torque of the pork.
>
>Ed

The angle of the dangle, plus the square of the hair, equals the speed
of the deed.

Bob

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PHYSICS OF SEX

The heat of the meat is directly proportional to the angle of the dangle
times the motion of the ocean minus the square root of the size of the
prize. And is inversely proportional to the mass of the ass. This
quantity must be associated with the relative of the grace of the face.

btvb <xxx...@hotmail.com> wrote in article <33DCC5...@hotmail.com>...

Joshua Rosenthal

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On Tue, 29 Jul 1997, Bob Horvath wrote:

> Ed Tobiasz <e...@accesscom.com> wrote:
>
> >btvb wrote:
> >>

> >> The mass of the ass is proportional to the angle of the dangle; provided
> >> that, the heat of the meat stays constant.
> >

> >The heat of the meat is proportional to the angle of dangle times the
> >torque of the pork.
> >
> >Ed
>
> The angle of the dangle, plus the square of the hair, equals the speed
> of the deed.

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Lord Valve wrote:
>
> In <5rqpm5$58a$1...@news.duke.edu> jm...@acpub.duke.edu (Jonathan Michael
> Seeber) writes:
> >

> >btvb (xxx...@hotmail.com) wrote:
> >: The mass of the ass is proportional to the angle of the dangle;
> provided
> >: that, the heat of the meat stays constant.
>

> Hey, wait...what about the square of the hair...not to mention the
> torque on the pork? I invoke the rule of the tool!

And the sum of the cum should roughly equal to the up of the rub.

Nikhil Deshpande

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jaybird wrote:
>
> Eric Johnson <trai...@netropolis.net> wrote:
>

> >btvb wrote:
>
> >> The mass of the ass is proportional to the angle of the dangle;
> >> provided
> >> that, the heat of the meat stays constant.
>

> > Ok. I read it three times and it just isn't funny. Is just me?
>

> I read your post twice and it wasn't funny. So it must be you.

I new a slight variant which is probably more physical???
the angle of the dangle is proportional to the pressure of the breast
while the mass of the ass(arse to u brits) remains constant

Matthew King

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Hi.

On Mon, 28 Jul 1997 12:13:23 -0400, btvb <xxx...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>The mass of the ass is proportional to the angle of the dangle; provided
>that, the heat of the meat stays constant.

:)

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>
> In <5rqpm5$58a$1...@news.duke.edu> jm...@acpub.duke.edu (Jonathan Michael
> Seeber) writes:
> >

> >btvb (xxx...@hotmail.com) wrote:
> >: The mass of the ass is proportional to the angle of the dangle;
> provided
> >: that, the heat of the meat stays constant.
>

> Hey, wait...what about the square of the hair...not to mention the
> torque on the pork? I invoke the rule of the tool!

And then there's the pucker of the pecker and the throb of the knob.
--
Chris (purely a personal opinion)

Alain

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test

Matthew King <ne...@zip.com.au> a écrit dans l'article
<33e54158...@news.zip.com.au>...
> Hi.

>
> On Mon, 28 Jul 1997 12:13:23 -0400, btvb <xxx...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >The mass of the ass is proportional to the angle of the dangle; provided
> >that, the heat of the meat stays constant.
>

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The angle of the dangle is equal to the ratio of fellatio provided the heat of the meat is proportionate

Douglas D. Anderson

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<hgoode...@gmail.com> wrote > The angle of the dangle is equal to

the ratio of fellatio provided the heat of the meat is proportionate
>

Whoa... the original of that witicism is so old what is called "physics"
today
was called "natural philosophy"... Francis Bacon was no doubt sharing that
in 1620 ...
Bacon- "Hah hah...Ye angle of ye dangle equals ye degree of heat of ye
meat..."
James I - "Shut ye the fuck up, Verulam..."

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I see it's gonna suck hittin' 70

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> FYI - I think it's somewhere in "The Miller's Tale," too.

that was a red hot coulter jammed up Nicholas' ass

learn yer fuckin' Chaucer.. sheesh

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> Jeez, it's been twenty years since I last read that stuff, and a
> reread just for an atj line ain't what I'd call cost effective.

I was forced to read it in high school and swore I'd never touch it
again.. and you voluntarily read it in your forties??

alan...@amgdevco.com

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On Monday, July 28, 1997 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, btvb wrote:
> The mass of the ass is proportional to the angle of the dangle; provided

> that, the heat of the meat stays constant.

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat providing the decay of the bounce of the balls going up and down dissipate like a spring of the ding. Oh well, just ram it through and be done with it.

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On Monday, July 28, 1997 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, btvb wrote:
> The mass of the ass is proportional to the angle of the dangle; provided
> that, the heat of the meat stays constant.

In my physics class at Rutgers in 1969 a note was passed around, stating that the mass of the ass times the angle of the dangle equals the heat of the meat times the torque of the pork. That was back in the old days , no computers. But we still shared important information. Our physics prof was great. Made the class fun. Even poured liquid oxygen ( or nitrogen) in his bald head to demonstrate something. We would throw pennies & nckels down when he did somethig good. He always stopped his lecture and went and picked up the change.