Ant and Elephant Joke...

[Class Dinosauria]

Try this version out...

An elephant was out walking through the forest one day when he
stepped on a thorn. Along comes this ant who sees the elephant
is in pain and makes an offer. "I'll take the thorn out of your
foot if you let me do you up the butt!" Well, the elephant is in
a great deal of pain and says "Oh what the hell, it's a deal!"

So, the ant pulls out the thorn, climbs up the elephants leg and
starts climbing around the elephants asshole.

Meanwhile in a nearby tree, this monkey has been watching the
whole thing, and thinks it's hilarious! So he pulls off a
nearby coconut and chucks it at the elephants head. The coconut
hits the elephant in the head and the elephant screams "OUCH!!"
and the ant replies "TAKE IT ALL, BITCH!"

[IO9...@maine.maine.edu]

Gawd. I almost died laughing at that one... it's
two in the morning. I need to go to bed! :)

[Antonio Prats]

Another ant and elephant joke...

The elephant was walking through the jungle when he heard this faint,
high-pitched voice crying for help. He runs over to the sound and sees an
ant drowning in quicksand. The elephant shouts "hang on, Mr. ant...I'll
save you." He whips out his enrmous penis, throws it to the ant, and
drags the ant to safety. The ant thanks the elephant and says "if you
ever need any help, just ask." The elephant just sort of nods and
trundles off.

A couple of weeks later, the ant is wandering through the jungle and hears
this godawful trumpeting and goes to investigate. The elephant is caught
in another pit of quicksand. "Hang on, Mr. elephant, I'll save you!!" he
shouts as he runs off. A few minutes later a red Ferarri comes racing up
to the edge of the quicksand, the ant gets out and throws the elephant a
rope, and drags him to safety.

The Moral? If you have a red ferarri, you don't need a huge penis.4~