chubby quotes

[CARL STEPHEN WILKS]

Some of my favourite Chubby Brown quotes/jokes:

'There's some lovely ladies in the audience tonight, any of you
ladies having trouble with the old clitoris?........come and see chubby
after the show, I'm not an experienced gynaecologist,
But I'll have a fucking good look at it.'

'Last night I felt like a bit of oral sex, so I stripped my wife
and made her lay on the bed. I got down between her legs, and you know
that bit of skin between the arse and the fanny, the chin-rest,
I was there and she FARTED!!, one of those cabbagy, brussel sprouty,
sunday dinner ones,.............Well it was like a breath of fresh air.

'My wife is so fat eating her minge is like looking over the top
of a sliced loaf'

'alright there lads, now chubby can't tell you anything about
licking pussy can he, ...................well that'll save us about two
fucking hours then.'

A quick song from his extensive repetoire.
sorry but you'll have to guess the tune.

I'D USE YOUR SHIT FOR TOOTHPASTE

I'd use your shit for toothpaste,
wash my face with your pubic hair,
I'd bottle your farts for a keepsake,
let you gobble me,
which is fair,
my tongue would fertilise your egg,
while my prick's in a private place,
but how can I say I love you,
when your sitting on my fucking face.

Roy "Chubby" Brown.

My favourite chubby quote....

'It's not funny if you dont fucking swear'