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kevin jones

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Jul 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/6/96
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Anyone know of any strip joints or gay bars with funny names?
Two of my favorite gay bar names are

The Manhole
Ramrods

As for strip joints, there's one in Indianapolis called "PT's."
I laugh every time I see it, knowing that someone has gotten
away with posting an abbreviation for "poontang" in a place
where everyone can see it.

Kevin


James Charles Rau

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Jul 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/6/96
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cw...@inforamp.net (Chris Ward) wrote:

>ke...@big10.metrobbs.com (kevin jones) wrote:

>>Anyone know of any strip joints or gay bars with funny names?
>>Two of my favorite gay bar names are

>>The Manhole
>>Ramrods

>The Cockpit
>The Toolbox
>Woody's

Don't forget "The White Swallow."

John Dilley

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Jul 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/7/96
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A lesbian bar called Puss 'n Boots


Chris Ward

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Jul 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/7/96
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CSE...@uabdpo.dpo.uab.edu

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Jul 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/7/96
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>Anyone know of any strip joints or gay bars with funny names?


There was once a bar in B'ham called 'Mabel's Beauty Shop &
Chain Saw Repair'.

Tom Stauffer

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Jul 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/8/96
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kevin jones (ke...@big10.metrobbs.com) has said:
;Anyone know of any strip joints or gay bars with funny names?
;Two of my favorite gay bar names are

;The Manhole
;Ramrods
Woody's ( Philadelphia )

;As for strip joints, there's one in Indianapolis called "PT's."


;I laugh every time I see it, knowing that someone has gotten
;away with posting an abbreviation for "poontang" in a place
;where everyone can see it.

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Written by: Thomas Stauffer stau...@joda.cis.temple.edu
http://joda.cis.temple.edu/~stauffer
Non-Sequiter Disclaimer:
" A fool and his money are soon parted", and here is my $.02 worth.

Andy Martin

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Jul 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/14/96
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CSE...@uabdpo.dpo.uab.edu wrote:
>
> >Anyone know of any strip joints or gay bars with funny names?
>
>
> There was once a bar in B'ham called 'Mabel's Beauty Shop &
> Chain Saw Repair'.
>
>
In the 1970's there used to be a Lesbian bar on Hollywood Blvd (or maybe
it was Sunset) called Butch Gardens

CELTIC 211

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Jul 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/15/96
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In SanFran there is a gay bar "The Bottoms Up Club".
_________________________________________________________
"eat your heart out on a plastic tray,
don't do what ya want and you fade away"- Johnny Rotten
_________________________________________________________

a...@azstarnet.com

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Jul 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/18/96
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In Tucson there's a popular gay bar called IBT's (It's 'bout time).
I'm told that at one time the whole name was on the front, but as a
prank, people from another gay bar would remove the o so it read It's
'B ut Time. Now they have only the initials.


Madam Butterfly

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Jul 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/18/96
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In article <31E92E...@pacbell.net>, lag...@pacbell.net says...
In downtown Ottawa, on the bar strip, is a sign next to a bar "Entrance
at rear". Maybe a gay bar???


David C Warren

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Jul 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/19/96
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I don't know if this gay bar really exists, but it's called:

The White Swallow

Dave

Lumpy

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Jul 29, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/29/96
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If this has been done before, sorry to repeat.

Notorious Gay Bar in Liverpool, UK: Cockatoo
--
Lumpy

bu...@utdallas.edu

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Aug 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/6/96
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Lumpy (lu...@oh.goway.co.nz) wrote:

A long time ago, I remember a bar in California called the Cockpit.

Rex

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Aug 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/8/96
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bu...@utdallas.edu wrote:

>Lumpy (lu...@oh.goway.co.nz) wrote:

There's the My Yung Dong Club in Albuquerque


cswan...@gmail.com

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Jan 16, 2019, 1:51:27 PM1/16/19
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On Saturday, July 6, 1996 at 12:00:00 AM UTC-7, kevin jones wrote:
> Anyone know of any strip joints or gay bars with funny names?
> Two of my favorite gay bar names are
>
> The Manhole
> Ramrods
>
> As for strip joints, there's one in Indianapolis called "PT's."
> I laugh every time I see it, knowing that someone has gotten
> away with posting an abbreviation for "poontang" in a place
> where everyone can see it.
>
> Kevin

..could mean "Prick Teaser"

Douglas D.. Anderson

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Jan 19, 2019, 11:30:01 AM1/19/19
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On a bit of a tangent, going west on I44 just past Rolla, Missouri,
are several huge billboards proclaiming the nearby "Uranus Fudge
Factory", one of which brags about their fudge packing operation.

Btw- the alpha string "LGBTQ" needs to be replaced with "FPMDCS"-
"Fudge packers, Muff Divers and Cock-suckers"

Ṃᴆ

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Jun 13, 2019, 9:24:43 AM6/13/19
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They should move the fudge factory to Slickpoo, ID, Mud Butte, SD, Ding
Dong, TX ..or maybe Bumpass, VA


Ṃᴆ

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Jun 13, 2019, 9:25:30 AM6/13/19
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On 2/1/2019 10:41 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> Or maybe "HERE LIES __________"

They deserve nothing in the way of rights. What they need is a remote
Pacific island we can ship them and a shit-ton of Spam, canned generic
mac'n cheese, and maybe a pot so they can boil/distill their own
saltwater. After 50 to 60 years.. no more faggots on earth.


Ṃᴆ

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Jun 15, 2019, 4:11:15 PM6/15/19
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On 6/15/2019 10:32 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> Why not make cat food outta them? Then kill all the cats. And if
> you gotta keep 'em alive, I object to wasting a Pacific island on
> them, when they could be sent to the south pole as part of a study
> on the effects of extreme cold on nekkid people.

so long as they're put in a metal building with aluminum foil walls and
a rusty space heater, Antarctica sounds like a winner, though Morbark's
been looking for bulk test material for its new 50/48X Drum Chipper

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Jun 21, 2019, 9:12:05 PM6/21/19
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On 6/18/2019 9:09 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 15 Jun 2019 14:11:14 -0600, ??
> Building? Don't mollycoddle them! Kinda put a new spin on a fudge
> sickle.

that's kinda giving them what they want unless you're thinking rusted
and heavily barbed poles


Ṃᴆ

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Jun 29, 2019, 4:47:56 PM6/29/19
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On 6/26/2019 8:33 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> Nope, just plain ol' frozen spook.

I imagined 'em impaled on iron poles, barely within shouting distance of
one another, scattered over Antarctica with maybe a small space heater
they could flick on and off with their toes, just to prolong the
suffering and give a little false hope


Ṃᴆ

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Jul 2, 2019, 4:25:24 AM7/2/19
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On 6/30/2019 10:36 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 29 Jun 2019 14:47:55 -0600, ??
> <shrug> I'm not big on suffering if I'm not there to watch.

there'd be insulated Skype cams with auto-defrost lenses mounted high
enough to deter penguin attacks


Ṃᴆ

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Jul 8, 2019, 3:53:20 AM7/8/19
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On 7/5/2019 8:19 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 2 Jul 2019 02:25:23 -0600, ??
> www.FrozenFudgePackerCam.com

think of the server array it'd take to accommodate the bandwidth demand


Ṃᴆ

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Jul 20, 2019, 1:10:59 AM7/20/19
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On 7/11/2019 7:08 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 8 Jul 2019 01:53:19 -0600, ??
> Think of the subscription bucks!

still weighing it with the drum chipper seeing as only the chipper
guarantees their final extinction -- don't need some frozen faggot
brought back to life 20 years from now

<ties 100lbs of C4 to Walt's cryopreservation tube>

Ṃᴆ

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Sep 23, 2019, 9:26:54 AM9/23/19
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On 8/1/2019 7:09 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 19 Jul 2019 23:10:58 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> that's kinda giving them what they want unless
>>>>>>>>>> you're thinking rusted and heavily barbed poles
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Nope, just plain ol' frozen spook.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I imagined 'em impaled on iron poles, barely within
>>>>>>>> shouting distance of one another, scattered over
>>>>>>>> Antarctica with maybe a small space heater they could
>>>>>>>> flick on and off with their toes, just to prolong the
>>>>>>>> suffering and give a little false hope
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <shrug> I'm not big on suffering if I'm not there to
>>>>>>> watch.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> there'd be insulated Skype cams with auto-defrost lenses
>>>>>> mounted high enough to deter penguin attacks
>>>>>
>>>>> www.FrozenFudgePackerCam.com
>>>>
>>>> think of the server array it'd take to accommodate the
>>>> bandwidth demand
>>>
>>> Think of the subscription bucks!
>>
>> still weighing it with the drum chipper seeing as only the chipper
>> guarantees their final extinction -- don't need some frozen faggot
>> brought back to life 20 years from now
>>
>> <ties 100lbs of C4 to Walt's cryopreservation tube>
>
> That shit needs an explosive rethink. Walt in particular, then
> everyone else who thought he was so damn indispensable the world
> couldn't do without him. So after 500 years in a vat the sucker
> gets thawed out, and promptly finds out he's useless and Martians
> rule. I hate all things Disney.

Trump should thaw him out on Mars in his own little eco-chamber with
pics of Mickey and Goofy plastered everywhere, and a sign, "Earth -->
140 million miles".


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Nov 10, 2019, 1:23:52 AM11/10/19
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On 9/28/2019 9:36 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 23 Sep 2019 07:26:51 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> <ties 100lbs of C4 to Walt's cryopreservation tube>
>>>
>>> That shit needs an explosive rethink. Walt in particular, then
>>> everyone else who thought he was so damn indispensable the world
>>> couldn't do without him. So after 500 years in a vat the sucker
>>> gets thawed out, and promptly finds out he's useless and
>>> Martians rule. I hate all things Disney.
>>
>> Trump should thaw him out on Mars in his own little eco-chamber
>> with pics of Mickey and Goofy plastered everywhere, and a sign,
>> "Earth --> 140 million miles".
>
> NO! Jeez, the sonovabitch would inundate us with cutesy saccharine
> sweet martian cartoons!

so we amputate both hands before thawing him out


Ṃᴆ

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Dec 5, 2019, 8:07:11 PM12/5/19
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On 11/22/2019 6:56 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 9 Nov 2019 23:23:52 -0700, ??
> Launch the sumbitch toward the nearest black hole. Tape a note to
> his forehead saying, "Write when you know what's on the other side."

really a shame he put his parks in central Florida just out of reach of
most Category 5 hurricanes -- the shots of airborne Disney characters
flailing in horror'd be priceless


Ṃᴆ

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Dec 15, 2019, 12:41:28 AM12/15/19
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On 12/8/2019 8:08 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 5 Dec 2019 18:07:09 -0700, ??
> Each with a whiney five year old hanging on for dear life screaming
> "save me Mickey!"

..whom "Mickey" would promptly use as a flying debris shield and landing
cushion


Douglas D.. Anderson

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Dec 22, 2019, 7:37:00 PM12/22/19
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On Wed, 18 Dec 2019 21:24:51 -0500, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
>Rodents are survivors. Which pretty much explains living politicians,
>come to think of it.

St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Irland and they settled in
D.C.

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Jan 1, 2020, 5:51:13 PM1/1/20
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On 12/18/2019 7:24 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 14 Dec 2019 22:41:27 -0700, ??
> Rodents are survivors. Which pretty much explains living
> politicians, come to think of it.

certainly explains the current batch in the House and any RINOs in the
Senate that vote for removal


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Jan 18, 2020, 7:48:32 PM1/18/20
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On 1/3/2020 6:35 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 1 Jan 2020 15:51:12 -0700, ??
> _All_ of them. Ain't a one wouldn't pimp his family for a vote.

precisely why they've been going after Trump from Day 1.. the White
House was a downgrade for him, and he knows all the idjits in Congress,
sans Jordan, Cotton and a handful of others, do nothing outside keeping
each other in a relative 'lap of luxury'


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Feb 6, 2020, 5:38:25 PM2/6/20
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On 1/23/2020 6:53 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 18 Jan 2020 17:48:31 -0700, ??
> The WH wasn't a downgrade, it was a business decision. He prolly
> figured it'd put off another bankruptcy.

at least he was smart enough to coerce Ukraine to take out Biden while
sidestepping impeachment by threatening to take out any Republican who
supported his removal

..heh..


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On 2/13/2020 8:51 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 6 Feb 2020 15:38:24 -0700, ??
> All hail King Don the First?

<clink!>


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Mar 24, 2020, 6:18:30 PM3/24/20
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On 3/9/2020 3:03 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 3 Mar 2020 01:00:28 -0700, ??
> <thud>
>
> I wonder what the next scandal will be.

mask profiteering


Ṃᴆ

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On 3/29/2020 10:11 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> Chicks holding signs at freeway on/off ramps, "Will fuck for toilet
> paper."

followed closely by a mass armed invasion of homes just for toilet paper


Ṃᴆ

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May 6, 2020, 12:38:36 AM5/6/20
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On 4/11/2020 8:04 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 8 Apr 2020 00:15:14 -0600, ??
> With apologies to Marie Antoinette, "Let them use leaves!"

seems the tp hoarding's done, but I'd pay up to $100 for an extra large
bottle of Purell


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May 30, 2020, 6:17:10 PM5/30/20
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On 5/15/2020 5:57 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 5 May 2020 22:38:35 -0600, ??
> Us hermits don't worry about that kinda thing.

mailmen can be asymptomatic carriers and get that COVID shit all over
your parcels

maybe appeal to Whitman for an EO requiring 'em to wear hazmat suits


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Jun 23, 2020, 2:32:51 AM6/23/20
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On 6/11/2020 8:44 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 30 May 2020 16:17:09 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>>> I wonder what the next scandal will be.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> mask profiteering
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Chicks holding signs at freeway on/off ramps, "Will fuck
>>>>>>> for toilet paper."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> followed closely by a mass armed invasion of homes just
>>>>>> for toilet paper
>>>>>
>>>>> With apologies to Marie Antoinette, "Let them use leaves!"
>>>>
>>>> seems the tp hoarding's done, but I'd pay up to $100 for an
>>>> extra large bottle of Purell
>>>
>>> Us hermits don't worry about that kinda thing.
>>
>> mailmen can be asymptomatic carriers and get that COVID shit all
>> over your parcels
>>
>> maybe appeal to Whitman for an EO requiring 'em to wear hazmat
>> suits
>
> I have a PO box. Let it sit a week, open the box, and it goes in a
> bag. Add a squirt of Lysol and I'm good.

MI's finally on the decline and the death rate's rising fastest in the
riot cities where, hopefully, they fall way short on ventilators, pain
meds and comfortable beds

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Jul 29, 2020, 3:22:55 PM7/29/20
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On 7/5/2020 10:04 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 23 Jun 2020 00:32:50 -0600, ??
> MI is off the decline. So is damn near everyone else. HERMIT
> POWER!

damn good thing most hermits vote red


Ṃᴆ

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Sep 21, 2020, 4:29:44 PM9/21/20
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On 8/11/2020 9:47 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 29 Jul 2020 13:22:54 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>> seems the tp hoarding's done, but I'd pay up to $100
>>>>>>>> for an extra large bottle of Purell
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Us hermits don't worry about that kinda thing.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> mailmen can be asymptomatic carriers and get that COVID
>>>>>> shit all over your parcels
>>>>>>
>>>>>> maybe appeal to Whitman for an EO requiring 'em to wear
>>>>>> hazmat suits
>>>>>
>>>>> I have a PO box. Let it sit a week, open the box, and it
>>>>> goes in a bag. Add a squirt of Lysol and I'm good.
>>>>
>>>> MI's finally on the decline and the death rate's rising fastest
>>>> in the riot cities where, hopefully, they fall way short on
>>>> ventilators, pain meds and comfortable beds
>>>
>>> MI is off the decline. So is damn near everyone else. HERMIT
>>> POWER!
>>
>> damn good thing most hermits vote red
>
> I vote gun.

same thing


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Dec 22, 2020, 9:28:51 PM12/22/20
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On 10/11/2020 8:03 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 21 Sep 2020 14:29:41 -0600, ??
> Nah. Even Obama claimed to be pro gun. Even had a pic of him
> shooting an O/U shotgun like you'd fire a rifle.

Harris will want 'em all, including air rifles and slingshots


Ṃᴆ

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On 12/23/2020 6:37 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 22 Dec 2020 19:28:49 -0700, ??
> And cap guns.

she's already measuring the curtains in the fake Oval Office they got
set up on that Hollywood lot

once she's taken over as fake POTUS, I'd imagine she'll ramp up the
flightless virtual "meetings" with world leaders (actually 10-minute
videos of her making a statement at a movie set podium that's emailed to
said leaders) and fly private jets (as opposed to AF1 or 2) around the
country to further the effort of turning our military into a gender
fluid-friendly club that can be used to go from state to state and
threaten to knock right-leaning voters over the head with pink fur-lined
batons if they don't turn over their guns


Ṃᴆ

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May 8, 2021, 3:59:32 AM5/8/21
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On 3/21/2021 8:23 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> Gonna be a lot of shot up pink fur floating around.

covered in AIDS-splattered blood


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May 21, 2021, 7:45:20 PM5/21/21
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On 5/8/2021 2:40 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 8 May 2021 01:59:31 -0600, ??
> Make use of the goddamn lgbt idiots.

they're only good as backstops at sniper ranges


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Jun 17, 2021, 6:14:01 AM6/17/21
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On 5/22/2021 7:48 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 21 May 2021 17:45:19 -0600, ??
> Shark chum, bear bait, lion bait... Don't limit yourself.

lab rats for all the vaccines


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Jun 28, 2021, 10:48:45 PM6/28/21
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On 6/17/2021 8:17 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 17 Jun 2021 04:14:00 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>> once she's taken over as fake POTUS, I'd imagine she'll
>>>>>>>> ramp up the flightless virtual "meetings" with world
>>>>>>>> leaders (actually 10-minute videos of her making a
>>>>>>>> statement at a movie set podium that's emailed to said
>>>>>>>> leaders) and fly private jets (as opposed to AF1 or 2)
>>>>>>>> around the country to further the effort of turning our
>>>>>>>> military into a gender fluid-friendly club that can be
>>>>>>>> used to go from state to state and threaten to knock
>>>>>>>> right-leaning voters over the head with pink fur-lined
>>>>>>>> batons if they don't turn over their guns
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Gonna be a lot of shot up pink fur floating around.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> covered in AIDS-splattered blood
>>>>>
>>>>> Make use of the goddamn lgbt idiots.
>>>>
>>>> they're only good as backstops at sniper ranges
>>>
>>> Shark chum, bear bait, lion bait... Don't limit yourself.
>>
>> lab rats for all the vaccines
>
> Level 4 test animals at Fort Detrick? I wanna see the 'after' pics.

they needa fire up the Eight Ball again so we can test the latest
aerobiological bombs on 'em


Ṃᴆ

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Jul 11, 2021, 7:16:41 PM7/11/21
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On 6/29/2021 1:53 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 28 Jun 2021 20:48:42 -0600, ??
> "How many can we kill?"
>
> https://magic-8ball.com/

"All of them"


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On 7/13/2021 1:13 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sun, 11 Jul 2021 17:16:39 -0600, ??
> And people say those things don't work.

it got me a 99% on a true/false statistics exam I hadn't studied 5
minutes for


Douglas D. Anderson

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Jul 22, 2021, 7:25:56 PM7/22/21
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True/false exams aren't permitted anymore- they're obviously racist
and intended to hold back black and brown people.


"We choose truth over facts" - Joe Biden

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Aug 5, 2021, 6:34:45 PM8/5/21
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which is funny considering they give 'em a better chance at getting
a 50%.. the equivalent of a Rhodes Scholar in the nagger community

Ṃᴆ

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