Where's that list of NIGGER JOKES?
Keith Martin
Rdeagan <rde...@aol.com> wrote in article
> >could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
>
> Very well, then. I submit the following euphemisms for your
approval:
>
> Colored Person
> Person Of Color
> Jungle Bunny
> Spear Chucker
> Spade
> Pickaninny
> Niglet (offspring)
> Spook
> Democrat
> Defendant
>
> Would anyone care to add to the list?
>
Gee these are all so refreshingly creative & new, how could
anyone possibly add to them? KM
Keith Martin
Archie Bunker's fuckin' neighbor. wrote in article
<34ce82d5....@news3.ibm.net>...
> On 28 Jan 1998 00:36:37 GMT, miss...@aol.com (MissAlisS)
wrote:
>
> >next time.....could you please choose another word besides
"Nigger"? I'm a
> >white female and I find it offensive.....just have some
respect for other
> >people.
> >YES I realize that this is a Tasteless Joke newsgroup and
everything in here is
> >disrespectful....but you can atleast use the term "black
people".....it's alot
> >better that the other term used here.
> Hmmmmm...........White female............
> I wonder..........Hmmmmmmm..........Nah, I can't do it. Someone
else
> will have to call her a cunt. Oops. Excuse me, I mean Color
> Challenged, Penile Challenged, person. Shit, I did it
> again........what is the politically correct term for
> "person"?......Oh I know, it's "a member of the animal
kingdom", sort
> of like a bitch. Hmmmmmm..........bitch and cunt..........Sort
of go
> together don't they.......
>
Archie Bunker was a lot funnier than that. KM
Onyx
On Wed, 28 Jan 1998 18:12:31 -0000, "Sabre Man"
<damien....@virgin.net> wrote:
>What qualifies as good behavior in a Harlem school?
>...Raising your hand before you pop a cap in the teacher.
>What happens every time a nigger gets an abortion?
>...Crime Stoppers sends her a check for $500.
>What do you call a nigger at a KKK rally?
>...Soon to be an ex-nigger.
>What do you say to a black man in uniform?
>..."I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."
>What is a nigger's favorite anti-perspirant?
>...Unemployment.
>How can you spot a Black masochist?
>...He's the one working for a living.
>Hear about the black version of "Shogun"?
>...It's called "Shonuff".
>What do poor nigger kids use instead of Play-Doh ?
>...Fresh dog shit.
>Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
>...You put it on the front of your car.
>How do you get a black kid to take a shower?
>...Open a fire hydrant, and start selling crack on the other side.
>How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
>...He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
>Hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?
>...It comes in a spray can.
>What's the difference between good nigger kids and bad nigger kids?
>...Good nigger kids are in medium security prisons.
>How do you starve a nigger?
>...Hide the food stamps and welfare checks under a bar of soap.
>What is the most common form of transportation in Harlem?
>...Ambulances.
>Did you hear about the nigger and the Mexican who opened a restaurant?
>...It's called Nacho Mama.
>
>What do you call 100 parachuting niggers?
>...Skeet.
>Why did all the blacks die in Vietnam?
>...When the sergent said "Get down!", they got up and started dancing.
>What did the black kid get for Christmas?
>...My bike.
>How do you scare a black person?
>...Take him to an auction.
>What do you call a black-midget in Ireland?
>...A lepra-coon.
>What are the six words you never ever want to hear?
>..."Hi, I be yo' new neighbor."
>How is transportation being improved in Harlem?
>...They're planting the trees closer together.
>Why do blacks call white people "honkies"?
>...That's the last noise they hear before the white people run them
>over.
>How was break dancing invented?
>...By black kids stealing hubcaps from moving cars.
>Why does California have so many fags and New York have so many
>niggers?
>...California had first choice.
>What do you call a white guy surrounded by three blacks?
>...A victim.
>Twenty blacks?
>...Coach
>Thirty?
>...Quarterback
>200 blacks?
>...warden
>What is the difference between a "RAP" group's manager and a
>proctologist?
>...A proctologist only deals with one asshole at a time.
>What's green and pink and purple and orange?
>...A nigger dressed for church.
>
>What is the New York State motto? ..."Eat, Drink and be Merry, for
>tomorrow you may be killed by a nigger in
>Central park."
>What do you say to a nigger in a three-piece suit?
>..."Will the defendant please rise."
>Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving.?
>..."Kentucky Fried Chicken" isn't open on holidays
>Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
>...He lept waking up twice a week.
>What do niggers say during foreplay?
>..."If you scream, bitch, I'll kill you!"
>If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheetah be?
>...The brains of the outfit.
>What is eight miles long and has an I.Q. of 68?
>...The "Martin Luther King Day" parade.
>How do you stop five niggers from raping a white woman?
>...Thrown them a basketball.
>What's the first thing taught in a Harlem driving school?
>...How to unlock a car with a coat hanger.
>What do you call an unborn nigger baby?
>...Janitor in a drum.
>Why aren't there any sandboxes in Harlem?
>...Cats keep trying to bury the baby niggers.
>Hear about the new perfume for black women?
>...It's called "Eau de doo dah day."
>Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
>...They heard there were no jobs there.
>What is white yet has a black asshole?
>...The Washington D.C. Mayor's office.
>What does cotton have in common with noses?
>...Niggers are good at picken both.
>What do you call a conversation betwen Jesse Jackson & James Brown?
>...Gibberish
>Why was the wheelbarrow invented?
>...To teach Niggers to walk on their hind legs.
>Why do niggers stink?
>...So blind people can hate them too.
>What is printed on all African products?
>..."Untouched by human hands."
>What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger
>in the road?
>...Skid marks in front of the dog.
>How many niggers does it take to roof a building?
>...Ten, if you slice them thin enough.
>a man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
>"wow! where did you get it?" asks the bartender. "africa!" says the parrot.
>what happens when you shoot a black man riding a bike?
>you get your bike back.
>how do you stop a black man from drowning?
>take your foot off his head! second prize: put a rock in the water!
>what do you call a black preacher?
>holy shit!
>jesse jackson calls george at the white house and says "george, i understand
>that all of the washing machines at the white house are white." george
>responds,"i dunno jesse, let me check it out and i'll call you back." next
>day george calls jesse back and says,"jesse, you were right. i checked it
>out and all the washing machines at the white house are white, but all the
>agitators are black!"
>a black man is visiting china when he sees a couple go up to a fountain and
>throw in a coin. it echos "ching chang ching". he asks them why they did
>this and they said, "the echo shows your heritage!" so the black man threw
>in a coin and the sound came back... "chim pan zee".
>what did oprah winfrey's husband say when oprah asked to try a new position?
>how now brown cow?
>a black man asked a good-looking white woman, "let's play the road game!"
>"what's that?" she said. "you lay down and i'll blacktop you!"
>why don't black women make good nuns?
>they can't say "superior" after "mother".
>what is "fee fi fo fee fi fo fo"?
>a black guy's phone number!
>what's the difference between a black pussy and a bowling ball?
>you can eat a bowling ball.
>what color is a nigger after you run over him in the street?
>flat black.
>what do you call 10 niggers on a white guy?
>a fair fight.
>what do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
>a dumber gorilla.
>what does it say inside a nigger's lips?
>"inflate to 20 psi."
>what does harlem have in common with florsheim?
>10,000 black loafers.
>why don't niggers like convertibles?
>because their lips flap in the wind.
>what do you have when you put 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?
>a good start.
>why does a black man usually keep his fly open?
>in case he has to count to eleven.
>how do you spell cocoon?
>n-nigger.
>what do you call four niggers in a cadillac?
>grand theft auto.
>what does "pontiac" stand for in harlem?
>poor old nigger thinks it's a cadillac.
>what did jesse jackson say about the abortion bill?
>"the check's in the mail."
>did you hear about the 4 new legal holidays proposed for blacks?
>1. reggie jackson day. 2. michael jackson day. 3. jesse jackson day.
>4. september 21, the day new cadillacs come out.
>
>
>a plane in the air is about to crash. on the plane is jesse jackson, the
>president of the u.s., a priest and a school boy. there are only 3
>parachutes left on the plane. as the plane is going down, the president
>says "i'm the smartest white man in america!" he jumps out with a
>parachute. jesse jackson says "i'm the smartest black man in america!" he
>jumps out with the 2nd. there is only 1 parachute left now. the priest
>then says to the kid..."listen, child. i have lived my life and i want you
>to have a chance to live yours. you take the lastparachute." the kid says,
>"don't worry, we can both have a parachute, the smartest black man in
>america just took my school bag!"
>the dirtiest word in harlem and watts? work.
>what do you call a black man in thailand? a tycoon.
>what's the most confusing day in harlem? father's day.
>what do you call a black man in a tree? a branch manager.
>the 2 most famous black women in history?
>aunt jemima and mutha fucka.
>what do they do with dead blacks in florida?
>they skin them and use them for wet suits.
>what do you call a black smurf? a smigger.
>why does georgia have blacks and california have earthquakes?
>california had first pick.
>how do you tell if a black has been shot in the head?
>by the hole in his ghetto blaster.
>why did the black not want to marry a mexican?
>he didn't want his kids to grow up too lazy to steal.
>what do you do when you cross a black with a greek?
>a guy who doesn't mind riding in the back of the bus.
>what's black, has white eyes and knocks on glass?
>a nigger in a microwave.
>why don't blacks like blow jobs?
>they don't like jobs period.
>where did vanessa williams' parents pose nude?
>national geographic.
>why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
>because they have pubic hair growing on their heads.
>why do blacks have such big dicks?
>because god was so sorry about what he did to their hair.
>what do you call a black woman with braces?
>a black & decker pecker wrecker.
>what do you call a bunch of blacks buried in a field up to their necks?
>afroturf.
>in the depression, 2 darkies were screwin' on the railroad tracks when a
>train approached. cried the man to the train, "i's a comin', youse a
>comin', but youse the one with the brakes!"
>what's long, black & smelly?
>an unemployment line in the u.s.
>what do you get when you cross a black with a sioux indian?
>a sioux named boy.
>what do you get when you cross a black guy with a japanese guy?
>a guy who has an uncontrollable urge on dec. 7th to attack pearl bailey.
>why do blacks keep chickens?
>to teach their kids how to walk.
>how do you make a black person nervous?
>take him to an auction.
>why did god invent the climax?
>so niggers would know when to stop fucking.
>the definition of worthless?
>a 7' black with a 4" prick who can't play basketball.
>why do blacks wear wide-brimmed hats?
>so pigeons can't shit on their lips.
>what do you get when you cross a black with a groundhog?
>six more weeks of basketball season.
>how do we know that adam and eve weren't black?
>ever try to take ribs away from a black?
>did you hear about the little black kid who had diarrhea?
>he thought he was melting.
>if a wac is a white woman in the army, what is a black woman in the army
>called?
>a waccoon.
>why did the black kid have the biggest dick in 5th grade? he was 21.
>what do black people call the easter bunny? dinner.
>did you hear about the new black french restaurant?
>it's called chez what?
>what do you call 4 blacks in a '57 chevy? a blood vessel.
>what's black and shines in the dark? oakland.
>what did lincoln say after his 5-day drunk? "i freed who?"
>why do blacks like to wear white gloves?
>so they won't bite off their fingers eating tootsie rolls.
>why do black men have such narrow hips?
>so the roasting pole won't wobble.
>what's black and white, black and white, and black, white and red?
>a nigger and a pelican fighting over a carp.
>what do you get if you put odor eaters in a black's shoes?
>half a mile down the road you get a gold tooth, radio, and a
>pair of tennis shoes.
>what does the "n" stand for in atlanta's spelman (black) college?
>"nowledge".
>what did buckwheat (of little rascals' fame) call himself when he became a
>basketball player?
>kareem a'wheat.
>why are the palms and soles of black people white?
>they were spray-painted while assuming the position.
>how do you get rid of a bunch of libyans?
>tell a bunch of cajuns they're good eating and out of season.
>what do you call a white cock in a black pussy?
>blonde with black roots.
>what do you call a white cock in a black pussy?
>blackened whitefish.
>what do you call a white cock in a black pussy?
>reverse evolution.
>what do you call a white cock in a black pussy?
>white flight to the subhumans.
>what do you call a black cock in a white pussy?
>forced integration.
>what do you call a black cock in a white pussy?
>turd in the snow. second prize: cigar in the sand.
>what do you call a black cock in a white pussy?
>a tight fit.
>what do you call a black cock in a white pussy?
>paying for white guilt.
>what do you call a black cock in a white pussy?
>a well-fed cat.
>what do you call it when a black man rapes a white woman?
>forced bussing.
>what do you call it when a white man rapes a black woman?
>stocking the plantation.
>who won the race down the tunnel, the black or the pollock?
>the pollock, because the black had to stop and write "motherfucker" on the
>wall.
>the definition of an african momeback?
>the black that rides on the back of the garbage truck yelling, "momeback,
>momeback!"
>why did god invent golf?
>so that white people could dress up like blacks.
>what's black and white and red all over?
>an interracial couple in an auto wreck.
>why is the pubic hair of a negress as stiff as a wire brush?
>so she can do housework at the local stream.
>why do some white chicks prefer black men?
>for the same reason that some black chicks prefer horses.
>what has 10 legs and says "hodedo hodedo"?
>five blacks running for an elevator.
>why do blacks like watermelon?
>they finally have something big enough to use those lips on.
>why do blacks like chitlins?
>they are used to ropes.
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>why do blacks like ribs?
>the sauce paints their faces red.
>why did the nigger cross the road?
>he smelled chicken.
>how did the nigger cross the road?
>on another nigger's spear.
>what do tourists have to watch out for in african restrooms?
>gay limbo dancers.
>what's the difference between a nigger and a tire?
>a tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
>why don't black babies like to play in sandboxes?
>because cats keep trying to cover them up.
>why don't they circumcize niggers?
>because there's no end to those pricks.
>what did the black man do after he caught a white woman's baby
>she threw out of the window during a fire?
>spiked it on the ground and shouted "touchdown!"
>the 3 greatest lies?
>the check's in the mail, black is beautiful, and i won't
>cum in your mouth.
>why aren't there any black skiers?
>because their lips explode at high altitude.
>what do you get when you cross a nigger with a monkey?
>nothing, no monkey is dumb enough to fuck a nigger.
>a nigger, a frenchman, a german, and a pollock were sitting in a bar. "i
>like to fuck white women!" said the nigger. "that's grand!" said the
>frenchman. "gut for you!" said the german. "i don't blame you," said the
>pollock, "i don't like fucking those black ones either."
>why is a nigger like a miner?
>they are both lower than dirt and dig dark cavities.
>a white woman was being hit on by a black man in a bar.
>"i don't believe in changing colors" she said politely.
>what does a pussy have in common with a negro's head?
>both have kinky hair, big lips, and smell after a 15-minute workout.
>
>why do they call a half-black half-white child a mulatto?
>they don't know whether it is a white shit on by a mule or a black pissed on
>by two.
>what did the civil rights activist say after having quintuplets?
>"i have overcome!"
>in the same room were the presidents of the aclu, naacp, civil rights
>commission, and the grand dragon of the kkk. in walks a beautiful blonde
>blue-eyed white woman with a dark chocolate negro husband followed by some
>light chocolate mulatto children. what happened?
>they passed the chocolate.
>why do condoms come in 7-packs for blacks, 9-packs for mexicans, and
>12-packs for whites?
>blacks do it every night, mexicans do it every night and twice on weekends,
>and whites do it about once a month.
>the definition of endless love?
>stevie wonder and ray charles playing tennis.
>why does ray charles smile all the time?
>he doesn't know he's black.
>have you ever seen ray charles's dick?
>don't worry, neither has he.
>why does ray charles only have a left nut?
>'cause you've got the right one, baby.
>do you know what n.a.a.c.p stands for?
>"niggers are actually colored pollocks".
>why do blacks walk the way they do?
>because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat
>hanger.
>why do black women eat watermelon with their panties off?
>to keep the flies off the watermelon.
>what would you call bo derek if she were black?
>a ten of spades.
>why do black guys wear high-heeled shoes?
>to keep from scraping their knuckles when they walk.
>why is the n.f.l. going to change to green footballs?
>did you ever hear of a black dropping a watermelon?
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>anybody seen these plays in the football games lately?
>nrl: definition.. nigga run left!
>nrr: definition.. nigga run right!
>spdn: definition.. same play different nigga!
>wbcr - white boy can't run
>ymgf - yo ma good fuck
>have you heard about the new black disaster movie?
>it's called a-pack-of-lips now.
>how come there were no black people in the flintstones?
>they were all apes back then.
>what do you call two black motorcycle cops?
>chocolate chips.
>what do you call a black with a c.b.?
>thief! thief!
>what is sickle-cell anemia?
>aids for spades.
>why does mike tyson cry during sex?
>mace will do that to you.
>what do you get when you cross a black and a frenchman?
>jacques cousteaudian.
>how come there are so few black astronauts?
>they don't like saying "yes nasa, no nasa...".
>did you hear about the two black guys on "that's incredible"?
>one had a job, and the other knew his father.
>what did god say when he made his second black man?
>"oops, burned another one."
>what is the "harlem rap"?
>"watermelon, chitlins, cadillac car, we're not as dumb as you think we is."
>did you hear about the toy store in harlem? it's called "toys'b'us."
>what did kunta-kinte say when they chopped his foot? "where my toe-be?"
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>this guy has a girlfriend named wendy, and he really wants to impress her on
>their first night, so he goes into the tattoo parlor to get her name
>tattooed on his penis. the tattooist said "most of the time, though, it will
>only read 'wy'". he said that was ok and went ahead and got the tattoo done.
>well his girlfriend was really impressed, and his sex life was great
>from then on.
>one day he was at a public washroom and he saw a jamaican guy at the urinal
>beside him. looking down, he saw the guy had 'wy' tattooed on his penis
>too.
>"wow, is your girlfriend's name wendy too?" he asked.
>"dream on, mine say 'welcome to jamaica and have a nice day'".
>two black guys from the city decide to go hunting out in the country.
>they're out all day and haven't shot a thing so they are about to give up.
>right about then they manage to shoot a
>small furry animal with rings on its tail and what looks like a mask over
>its eyes. well they've never seen such a creature so they decide to stop at
>a farm house on the way back and ask
>the people to identify it for them. when the door to the farm house is
>opened there stands the farmers wife. the two black men ask "could you tell
>us what we done shot?" to which the farmers wife replies "well that's a,
>it's a, well you see it's what you folks call each other". the one black
>turns to the other and says, "how 'bout that leroy, we done shot us a mother
>fucker!!"
>two black guys are in a hotel room, and the first one says, "hey man, let's
>get a couple of white girls up here." the second one says, "are you crazy?
>don't you know this is mississippi?"
>and the first guy says, "yeah, so? i just want to fuck em not go to school
>with em."
>three south africans, two whites and a black, had just recieved their
>sentences and were enroute to prison. they rode in silence for a while
>until finaly one white addressed the other: "what did you do and what did
>you get?" the second white answered: "killed a black man, got sentenced to 2
>years, but considering the circumstances, i'll be out in a year. how about
>you?" the first white responded: "killed a family of blacks, got sentenced
>to five years, but considering the circumstances, i'll be out in about 2
>years". they rode in silence until finaly one white turned to the black and
>said "what did you do and what did you get?" the black
>replied "i rode my bycycle without a headlight, got sentencedto 30 years,
>but considering it was daylight, i hope to be out in 15 years."
>what does this equation stand for?
> 1bm
> --- - c = 3 now
> 1bw
>1 black man over 1 black woman minus a condom equals 3 niggers on welfare.
>Whats long and hard on a nigger?
>The third grade.
>Why do niggers have flat noses?
>When they're born, the doctor slams them on the floor face down, puts
>his foot on the back of their necks, and pulls the tail off.
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>Q: What's white, 8 feet long and wrapped round a lump of shit?
>A: A turban.
>How do you tell how many Pakistanis live in a town?
>Count the windows of the cellars and multiply by 36.
>what do u do if u run over a nigger??
>reverse
>how do u stop niggers from hanging round your house??
>cut the ropes
>how do u stop a nigger from going out??
>pour more petrol on
>Why can niggers fuck all night?
>Because they don't have to get up the next morning and go to work!
>One day Leroy, whose in the fourth grade, raises his hand and asks the
>teacher if he can use the bathroom. While he's standing at the
>urinal, two white boys in his class come in and start to relieve
>themselves. Later, when he goes home he asks his mother, "Ma I went
>to the bathroom at school today, and noticed that my peepee is a lot
>bigger than the other boys in my class. Do you think it's 'cause I'm
>black and they're white?" "No, Leroy", his mother replied, "I think
>it's because your 19."
>they finally found what causes sickel cell enimia
>its from the glue on the back of food stamps
>How long does it take a black woman to have a shit? 9 months
>Why are there nude pics of black women? So apes can masturbate too.
>Why do dogs lick their balls? To get rid of the taste of NIGGER.
>Why did the ape commit suicide? He heard he may be descended from blacks.
>Q: How do you baby sit little Niglets?
>A: Dip their lips in the toilet and stick them to the wall.
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>PUBLIC NOTICE
>FISHING AND GAMING DEPARTMENT
>SUBJECT: HUNTING SEASON
>Be it known that due to the severe drought and fires this past season and
>decreased animal population, the hunting of duck, quail, goat, kangaroo and
>pig will be prohibited for the entire 1997/98 hunting season.
>The minister has provided, by special decree, for a substitute species to be
>hunted, so that no hunter will be disadvantaged or lose his skill during the
>season.
>Effective from the 1st July 1997 through to April 1998 there will be an open
>season on Coons. Regionally know as: Boongs, Blacks, Spear Chuckers, Jungle
>Bunnies, Spades, Spooks, Abbos or Flaggon Suckers.
>The following regulations will be strictly enforced:-
>It will be illegal to:-
>(a) Hunt in parties of more than fifty (50) persons or use more than fifty
>(50) dogs.
>(b) Hunt in areas considered to be game reserves, ie Welfare Offices, Public
>Bars, Welfare Offices, Used Care Lots, Welfare Offices, Town Gaols or
>Welfare Offices.
>Trapping Regulations
>(a) Traps may not be set within fifty (50) feet of a fish and chip shop or a
>Welfare Office.
>(b) Traps are not to be baited with Fried Chicken, Fish and Chips, Bottles
>of Port, Flagons of Muscat, Welfare Cheques, Sacred Burial Ground Location
>Maps, Station Wagon Keys or Disigner Clothes from St Vincent De Paul
>General
>(a) It shall be illegal to pick up or possess Road Killed Coons.
>(b) It shall be illegal to use amplified recordings to call Coons; (This
>shall include Kevin Bloody Wilson recordings).
>(c) DAILY LIMIT - 5 maximum, 20 in possession - this ensures a fair go for
>all hunters.
>To assist in the spotting of this elusive animal, the following hinnts may
>assist. Look for:- Holden Station Wagons, Empty Flagons, Kentucky Fried
>Chicken Containers, Empty Port Bottles and kicked in brick veneer welfare
>houses.
>PLEASE NOTE: BREACH OF ANY OR ALL OF THE ABOVE CONDITIONS WILL BE TOLERATED
>IF REASONABLE EXCUSES ARE OFFERED
>
>Aleka Smart wrote in message <6al1k6$1...@nuhou.aloha.net>...
>>Some time back, someone posted an extensive list of racist jokes that
>>offencively ridicule our Afro-brothers and sisters.
>>
>>Can you please re-post that list? My daddy is going to his first Klan
>>meeting in 30 years and he forgot all the old jokes.
>>
>
Awwwww Yawn hmmmm Yawn. oo oh you've finished!
what mind numbing, coma enducing, utter drivel demonstrating that a
certain proportion of our society still have not managed to advance
past neanderthal man.
I see a level of intellect, at least above that of groundhog, wasn't
a pre-requisite to participate in this err, hum, I use the term
loosely, "news group".
Well, I hope you can rest easy in the fact that you have been allowed
to live in a country which you "stole" from these people.
Onyx
On 27 Jan 1998 16:22:30 GMT, ab...@juno.nospam.com (Aleka Smart) wrote:
>Some time back, someone posted an extensive list of racist jokes that
>offencively ridicule our Afro-brothers and sisters.
>
>Can you please re-post that list? My daddy is going to his first Klan
>meeting in 30 years and he forgot all the old jokes.
Same place where I put that list of jokes about your MAMA
Kashif Aziz Haque
forgot about coon....
Kashif
JEParham65
>>what mind numbing, coma enducing, utter drivel demonstrating >>that a certain
proportion of our society still have not managed to >>advance past neanderthal
man.
>>
>>I see a level of intellect, at least above that of groundhog, >>wasn't a
pre-requisite to participate in this err, hum, I use the >>term loosely, "news
group".
>>
Hey asshole, nobody is forcing you to read the posts in this newsgroup.
If you don't like it, stick to something more suitable for you, like
alt.whining, or alt.I'm.an.asshole.and.everybody.better.pay.attention.to.me
Rdeagan
>Gee these are all so refreshingly creative & new, how could
>anyone possibly add to them? KM
Just like your responses RDE
joeshmow
If you're going to enter this newsgroup, show some backbone and take it
with a grain of salt. If you can't handle alt.tasteless, then get the
fuck out of here; you're obviously in the wrong newsgroup.
Keith Martin
> >Gee these are all so refreshingly creative & new, how could
> >anyone possibly add to them? KM
>
> Just like your responses RDE
>
Yo mama's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw
her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat her drivers license picture is continued on the
back.
Yo mama's so fat when she ran away as a child, they had to use
all
4 sides of the milk carton.
Yo mama's so fat instead of having lint in her belly-button she
has
sweaters. KM
Onyx
On 29 Jan 1998 18:18:55 GMT, jepar...@aol.com (JEParham65) wrote:
>>>what mind numbing, coma enducing, utter drivel demonstrating >>that a certain
>proportion of our society still have not managed to >>advance past neanderthal
>man.
>>>
>>>I see a level of intellect, at least above that of groundhog, >>wasn't a
>pre-requisite to participate in this err, hum, I use the >>term loosely, "news
>group".
>>>
>
>Hey asshole, nobody is forcing you to read the posts in this newsgroup.
>
>If you don't like it, stick to something more suitable for you, like
>alt.whining, or alt.I'm.an.asshole.and.everybody.better.pay.attention.to.me
>
>
>
>
>
oh.... Ok then. So what do we call this group then
ALT.OH.WA.TA.BUN.CHOF.RAY.CYST.BIG.OTS???
OR alt. white. shits.are.us.
And yes i agree no one forced me to read this err, hum 'area'
But its kinda amusing to find such people like you ACUALLY EXIST!!
Are you guys really for real?? hahahaaaa!
Have you always existed on such a base level of intelligence?? I am
really curious to find out....
Do you have to practice at being so painfully ignorant? or was you
just born a dumb ass, hick ?
abe mane
you-racest-ass hole
Kevin-NERD
Keith Martin wrote:
>
> Archie Bunker's fuckin' neighbor. wrote in article
> <34ce82d5....@news3.ibm.net>...
> > On 28 Jan 1998 00:36:37 GMT, miss...@aol.com (MissAlisS)
> wrote:
> >
> > >next time.....could you please choose another word besides
> "Nigger"? I'm a
> > >white female and I find it offensive.....just have some
> respect for other
> > >people.
> > >YES I realize that this is a Tasteless Joke newsgroup and
> everything in here is
> > >disrespectful....but you can atleast use the term "black
> people".....it's alot
> > >better that the other term used here.
> > Hmmmmm...........White female............
> > I wonder..........Hmmmmmmm..........Nah, I can't do it. Someone
> else
> > will have to call her a cunt.
anything goes - otherwise it would be boring
Onyx
Such colorful language...its just so damn funny actually coming across
people like you!
I mean are you guys for real...??
I quite like alot of the jokes that are on here, but they're the ones
not fueled by ugly , ignorant, bigoted , unintelligent, low grade, go
get an education racist attitudes .
Yeah I like tasteless jokes, but not when they ridicule other
cultures....its kinda strange dont you think that no one has posted
any WHITE RACIST JOKES yet??? Do you know any??? Id like to hear them.
maybe we should rename this 'area' alt.lobotomies.are.us
HA HA
Onyx
WHERE'S THAT LIST OF WHITE TRASH JOKES?????
Id love to read jokes about white 'red-neck' trash!
JEParham65
><HTML>oh.... Ok then. So what do we call this group then<BR>
><BR>
>ALT.OH.WA.TA.BUN.CHOF.RAY.CYST.BIG.OTS???<BR>
><BR>
>OR alt. white. shits.are.us.<BR>
><BR>
><BR>
>And yes i agree no one forced me to read this err, hum 'area'<BR>
>But its kinda amusing to find such people like you ACUALLY EXIST!!<BR>
><BR>
>Are you guys really for real?? hahahaaaa!<BR>
><BR>
>Have you always existed on such a base level of intelligence?? I am<BR>
>really curious to find out....<BR>
><BR>
>Do you have to practice at being so painfully ignorant? or was you<BR>
>just born a dumb ass, hick ?<BR>
Ouch, yeah, that hurt.
Like I give a flying fuck what some limey goat fucker like you thinks.
I think the group you most likely would fit into is alt.choad-smokers
or perhaps
alt.no.goats?.no.problem.bend.over.mate!
Jennifer Williams
Onyx <on...@cableinet.co.uk> wrote in article
<34d21721....@news.cableinet.co.uk>...
>
> Such colorful language...its just so damn funny actually coming across
> people like you!
>
> I mean are you guys for real...??
>
> I quite like alot of the jokes that are on here, but they're the ones
> not fueled by ugly , ignorant, bigoted , unintelligent, low grade, go
> get an education racist attitudes .
[snipped some]
Look, I personally could give a rat's ass whether people are black, white,
purple or whatever and I can't stand racists. But whatever your beliefs
are, could you please *stop* *quoting* *550* *lines* *over* *and* *over*
*again* *just* *to* *put* *your* *two* *cents* *worth* *in* *at* *the*
*end*?
Keith Martin
you
>
Onyx
I think you do mate otherwise you wouldnt have responded FOOL!
Duh!!!! Hello?? Anyone in there??? tap tap??? I can hear something
rattling around in there...that brain cell getting lonely??
You need to keep your err umm "jimbob" style lingo to yourself
mate...cos its mean absolute JACk to me!
Please supply a glossary for the terms:
limey
choad-smoker
Maybe from your Redneck Retard Dictionary.. all two pages of it.
goat fucker??? hahaha where the hell do you find a goat in london???
R.E.T.A.R.D.S. R us!!!
Jandro
Onyx wrote:
>
> Maybe from your Redneck Retard Dictionary.. all two pages of it.
>
> goat fucker??? hahaha where the hell do you find a goat in london???
>
> R.E.T.A.R.D.S. R us!!!
Buckingham Palace. The goat is the one tied to the throne with a rope.
Onyx
On Fri, 30 Jan 1998 10:38:59 -0500, Jandro <boy...@concentric.net>
wrote:
You're not wrong there!!!
At last someone with a sense of humour!!
JEParham65
>>> <BR>
>>> R.E.T.A.R.D.S. R us!!!<BR>
>><BR>
>>Buckingham Palace. The goat is the one tied to the throne with a rope.<BR>
Oh God.....that was a good one!!!!!
Lunatus
You want something besides nigger.
Porch Monkey
Muthafuka!
Jasbo
sambo
neegro
ummmm
welfare ho
ho
bitch
mambo lips
Nigger PLEASE :)!!!!
(I'm not racist, just relaying things overheard)
Lunatus
What did they call the first black test tube baby??
Janitor in a drum...
Did ya here about the black guy on Donahue, he KNEW who his father was!!
Lunatus
Fuckin A I AGREE!!!
Geeze We didnt sell them for slaves any way, OTHER NIGGERS DID!!
Gram wrote:
> Archie Bunker's fuckin' neighbor. wrote in article
> <34ce82d5....@news3.ibm.net>...
> > On 28 Jan 1998 00:36:37 GMT, miss...@aol.com (MissAlisS) wrote:
> >
> > >next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
> I'm a
> > >white female and I find it offensive.....
>
> Man, I am SICK of these fucking liberals.........................
Lunatus
Kashif Aziz Haque wrote:
> ">next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
> I'm a
> >white female and I find it offensive.....just have some respect for
> other
> >people.
> >YES I realize that this is a Tasteless Joke newsgroup and everything in
> here is
> >disrespectful....but you can atleast use the term "black
> people".....it's alot
> >better that the other term used here."
>
> The bitchy cunt who wrote this is gonna have to leave this group!!!
Probly LOVES black dick and has mixed kiddies!
Lunatus
dave headman wrote:
> Black people are great, I even have a couple in my family tree...
>
I agree, i think everyone ought to own at LEAST one!
Ya know they say black people ( PC TERM) are living proof Adam fucked Monkeys!!
Lunatus
Tell ya what , lets change the topic from niggas to AOL users! :)
yoy...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
You know that's only slang for the latin word Negro - which means black.
: > >next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
yoy...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
Makes you kind of curious as to why she would make it a point to tell
everyone she is white???
: > >next time.....could you please choose another word besides
: "Nigger"? I'm a
: > >white female and I find it offensive.....just have some
: respect for other
: > >people.
: > >YES I realize that this is a Tasteless Joke newsgroup and
: everything in here is
: > >disrespectful....but you can atleast use the term "black
: people".....it's alot
: > >better that the other term used here.
: > Hmmmmm...........White female............
: > I wonder..........Hmmmmmmm..........Nah, I can't do it. Someone
: else
: > will have to call her a cunt. Oops. Excuse me, I mean Color
: > Challenged, Penile Challenged, person. Shit, I did it
: > again........what is the politically correct term for
: > "person"?......Oh I know, it's "a member of the animal
: kingdom", sort
: > of like a bitch. Hmmmmmm..........bitch and cunt..........Sort
: of go
: > together don't they.......
: >
: Archie Bunker was a lot funnier than that. KM
:
Onyx
On Fri, 30 Jan 1998 17:37:32 -0600, Lunatus <lun...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
And they say that white people are proof that you can still function
as a knuckle scrapping neanderthal with only 3 brain cells.
Mind you they cannot distinguish between their mothers and their
sisters, and so fuck them both!
Hence the continual mental and physical degradation of these creatures
to a bunch of family and animal fuckers!
Wm James
On Wed, 28 Jan 1998 10:37:04 -0500, Jillie <Ji...@buckingham.uk>
wrote:
|>Neil Blunt wrote:
|>>
|>> I always like the word jigaboo.... Just rolls off the tounge...
|>> Jungle bunny is an old one
|>> A very old TV show in the UK called 'love thy neighbor' always used the
|>> word Sambo... the TV show does not run anymore in this PC world today.
|>>
|>> Rdeagan <rde...@aol.com> wrote in article
|>> <19980128133...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
|>> > >could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
|>> >
|>> > Very well, then. I submit the following euphemisms for your approval:
|>> >
|>> > Colored Person
|>> > Person Of Color
|>> > Jungle Bunny
|>> > Spear Chucker
|>> > Spade
|>> > Pickaninny
|>> > Niglet (offspring)
|>> > Spook
|>> > Democrat
|>> > Defendant
|>> >
|>> > Would anyone care to add to the list?
|>> >
|>********Porch Monkey
Smoked irishman
Wm James
On 29 Jan 1998 22:40:35 GMT, "Keith Martin" <keith....@att.net>
wrote:
|>Rdeagan <rde...@aol.com> wrote in article
When she showers her feet don't get wet.
Aleka Smart
In article <34D264C0...@hotmail.com>, lun...@hotmail.com says...
>
>Tell ya what , lets change the topic from niggas to AOL users! :)
>
Can we help it if we took a wrong turn in life and can never turn the
AOL off? Isn't it bad enough that I will have to pay AOL forever
because there is no way to stop this terrible blight?
How you like it if I called your mama a CompuServe user?
or your sista a Prodigy bitch?
Lets keep the language down to racist terms that we can say in front of
our children!
JEParham65
>When she showers her feet don't get wet.<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
How is that possible???
Does the water evaporate on it's way to the<BR>
bottom of the bathtub or shower stall???
<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
Mike Rothman
JEParham65 wrote:
> >When she showers her feet don't get wet.<BR>
> <BR>
> <BR>
>
> How is that possible???
>
either she has big fat tits or lips
Keith Martin
> mate...cos its mean absolute JACk to me!
>
london???
>
Uh, 10 Downing Street? Just a thought. KM
Keith Martin
> Tell ya what , lets change the topic from niggas to AOL users!
:)
>
Keith Martin
> Tell ya what , lets change the topic from niggas to AOL users!
:)
>
Keith Martin
yoy...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca wrote in article
<6attrk$85g$4...@news.sas.ab.ca>...
> Makes you kind of curious as to why she would make it a point
to tell
> everyone she is white???
Self preservation. She lives next door to a bigot with aol. KM
Keith Martin
Lunatus <lun...@hotmail.com> wrote in article
>
Keith Martin
> dave headman wrote:
>
> > Black people are great, I even have a couple in my family
tree...
> >
fucked Monkeys!!
>
Keith Martin
father was!!
>
Todd Trimpe
Wm James wrote:
>
> On Wed, 28 Jan 1998 10:37:04 -0500, Jillie <Ji...@buckingham.uk>
> wrote:
>
> |>Neil Blunt wrote:
> |>>
> |>> I always like the word jigaboo.... Just rolls off the tounge...
> |>> Jungle bunny is an old one
> |>> A very old TV show in the UK called 'love thy neighbor' always used the
> |>> word Sambo... the TV show does not run anymore in this PC world today.
> |>>
> |>> > >could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
> |>> >
> |>> > Very well, then. I submit the following euphemisms for your approval:
> |>> >
> |>> > Colored Person
> |>> > Person Of Color
> |>> > Jungle Bunny
> |>> > Spear Chucker
> |>> > Spade
> |>> > Pickaninny
> |>> > Niglet (offspring)
> |>> > Spook
> |>> > Democrat
> |>> > Defendant
> |>> >
> |>> > Would anyone care to add to the list?
> |>> >
> |>********Porch Monkey
>
> Smoked irishman
Tar Baby
Jayman
>> Ya know they say black people ( PC TERM) are living proof Adam
>fucked Monkeys!!
>>
>Uh, was Adam Black or white? KM
Had to be white! If he was black, eve would have been in charge!
Bad Billie
MissAlisS wrote:
> next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"? I'm a
> white female and I find it offensive.....just have some respect for other
> people.
> YES I realize that this is a Tasteless Joke newsgroup and everything in here is
> disrespectful....but you can atleast use the term "black people".....it's alot
> better that the other term used here.
Just go down to the projects and fuck a half dozen buckwheats and you will feel
much better about your white guilt. Hell, why not just move in with them? They
are niggers by birth, you can be one by choice.
Jayman
Bad Billie wrote in message <34D53860...@whitehouse.net>...
>
>
>MissAlisS wrote:
< shit snipped >
> Just go down to the projects and fuck a half dozen buckwheats and you
will feel
>much better about your white guilt. Hell, why not just move in with them?
They
>are niggers by birth, you can be one by choice.
Don't move in with them... They will lose the welfare man!!!!
Michael Diak
chimney toad
Darkie
Mooley (sp? Italian derivitive)
Shvartza (Yiddish)
'groid
Keith Ehrle
On 1 Feb 1998 20:37:40 GMT, "Keith Martin" <keith....@att.net>
wrote:
>> dave headman wrote:
>>
>> > Black people are great, I even have a couple in my family
>tree...
>> >
>> Ya know they say black people ( PC TERM) are living proof Adam
>fucked Monkeys!!
>>
>Uh, was Adam Black or white? KM
Neither. He was actually a lovely chartreuse.
--
Keith E.
Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni
Keith Martin
> > next time.....could you please choose another word besides
"Nigger"?
>
and you will feel
> much better about your white guilt. Hell, why not just move in
with them? They
> are niggers by birth, you can be one by choice.
>
from Harvard? Are you gutter scum by birth or was it a choice?
KM
Keith Martin
Jayman <the...@aol.com>
buckwheats and you
> will feel
> >much better about your white guilt. Hell, why not just move
in with them?
> They
> >are niggers by birth, you can be one by choice.
>
>
Keith Martin
Jayman <the...@nospam.aol.yearight.com>
> >> Ya know they say black people ( PC TERM) are living proof
Adam
> >fucked Monkeys!!
> >>
> >Uh, was Adam Black or white? KM
>
charge!
>
Black (I suspected it all along, Hitler was part Jewish) & if
Adam was black, Eve could have been Black, too--would she still
be in charge? Okay, I'll accept "He had to be white!", then Adam
fucked Monkeys, hope they were better than your mother, though
she's a direct descenant. KM
Keith Martin
> Jayman <the...@aol.com>
> > >> Ya know they say black people ( PC TERM) are living proof
> Adam
> > >fucked Monkeys!!
> > >>
> > >Uh, was Adam Black or white? KM
> >
> > Had to be white! If he was black, eve would have been in
> charge!
> >
> Heavy logic strikes again. If Adam was Black then you are part
> Black (I suspected it all along, Hitler was part Jewish) & if
> Adam was black, Eve could have been Black, too--would she still
> be in charge? Okay, I'll accept "He had to be white!", then
Adam
> fucked Monkeys, hope they were better than your mother, though
> she's a direct descendant. KM
------------------------------------------------------------------
--
Ian D Wood
In article <6b2mek$6...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>, Keith Martin
<keith....@att.net> writes
>>
>Uh, was Adam Black or white? KM
Adam and Eve were in the garden of Eden, and Eve asked Adam whether they
were black or white. He didn't know, so he went to ask God.
God said to him "You are what you are."
So Adam went back and told Eve that he now knew that they were white.
His logic was that if he had been black, God would have said to him
"You is what you is."
--
Ian Wood
%%%%
(-@]@-)
%%U%%
%%%
joyce m alim
WHY DO YOU THINK THE WORD NIGGER REFERS TO BLACK PEOPLE. THERE ARE
NIGGERS OF ALL COLORS. THE FIRST ATROCITY IS TO CALL SOME ONE A NIGGER
AND THE SECOND IS TO ASSUME THAT ALL PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT ARE
NIGGERS. I GUESS WHEN YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF AS BEING "WHITE" WHEN IN FACT
YOU HAVE NO DISTINGUISHABLE COLOR AT ALL YOU CAN JUST RIDE THAT TRAIN INOT
OTHER MISTAKEN THOUGHTS.
On Tue, 27 Jan 1998, slowmo wrote:
> who let the bitches in here?
> go back to the kitchen..]
>
>
>
> MissAlisS wrote in message
> <19980128003...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
joyce m alim
What about my father's wife. OR
the woman my father found that night he only had a quarter to spend on a
whore. or
well you get the drift
On Wed, 28 Jan 1998, Jillie wrote:
> Neil Blunt wrote:
> >
> > I always like the word jigaboo.... Just rolls off the tounge...
> > Jungle bunny is an old one
> > A very old TV show in the UK called 'love thy neighbor' always used the
> > word Sambo... the TV show does not run anymore in this PC world today.
> >
> > Rdeagan <rde...@aol.com> wrote in article
> > <19980128133...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
> > > >could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
> > >
JEParham65
><HTML>YOU HAVE NO DISTINGUISHABLE COLOR AT ALL YOU CAN JUST RIDE THAT TRAIN
>INOT<BR>
>OTHER MISTAKEN THOUGHTS.<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
That's what I like......complete coherent statements. Especially when the
asshole posts them in uppercase
joyce m alim
WHY DO YOU THINK THE WORD NIGGER REFERS TO BLACK PEOPLE. THERE ARE
NIGGERS OF ALL COLORS. THE FIRST ATROCITY IS TO CALL SOME ONE A NIGGER
AND THE SECOND IS TO ASSUME THAT ALL PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT ARE
NIGGERS. I GUESS WHEN YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF AS BEING "WHITE" WHEN IN FACT
On Wed, 28 Jan 1998, Neil Blunt wrote:
> Come on chill out.... Everyones loves a Nigger ... Just carn't eat a full
> one !!!!
>
> Oh that's not nice.... I think every home should have ... to do the cooking
> cleaning... Hey bring back the good old days....
>
>
>
> MissAlisS <miss...@aol.com> wrote in article
joyce m alim
s
dfa
On Fri, 30 Jan 1998, Lunatus wrote:
> What did they call the first black test tube baby??
> Janitor in a drum...
joyce m alim
get a history book it was the lazy no color tramps who needed the slaves
so tha they could have some body to do their work for them because they
had to have carnal knowledge of the farm animals while the real work was
being done. i hear that so much "we didnt sell them into slavery.
dumbass
On Fri, 30 Jan 1998, Lunatus wrote:
> Fuckin A I AGREE!!!
> Geeze We didnt sell them for slaves any way, OTHER NIGGERS DID!!
>
> Gram wrote:
>
> > Archie Bunker's fuckin' neighbor. wrote in article
> > <34ce82d5....@news3.ibm.net>...
> > > On 28 Jan 1998 00:36:37 GMT, miss...@aol.com (MissAlisS) wrote:
> > >
> > > >next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
> > I'm a
> > > >white female and I find it offensive.....
> >
> > Man, I am SICK of these fucking liberals.........................
>
>
>
>
>
joyce m alim
and you are proof positive that adam was a monkey
On Fri, 30 Jan 1998, Lunatus wrote:
>
>
> dave headman wrote:
>
> > Black people are great, I even have a couple in my family tree...
> >
>
> I agree, i think everyone ought to own at LEAST one!
joyce m alim
as opposed to being the by product of an ass and hole
by heridity
On Sun, 1 Feb 1998, Bad Billie wrote:
>
>
> MissAlisS wrote:
>
> > next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"? I'm a
> > white female and I find it offensive.....just have some respect for other
> > people.
> > YES I realize that this is a Tasteless Joke newsgroup and everything in here is
> > disrespectful....but you can atleast use the term "black people".....it's alot
> > better that the other term used here.
>
Jayman
That is great!!!! :)
AMANDA JENKINS
-> > Just go down to the projects and fuck a half dozen buckwheats and you
-> will feel
-> > much better about your white guilt. Hell, why not just move in with them?
-> T hey
-> > are niggers by birth, you can be one by choice.
whoever wrote this is a stupid ass bastard
Frank
On 27 Jan 1998 16:22:30 GMT, ab...@juno.nospam.com (Aleka Smart) wrote:
>Some time back, someone posted an extensive list of racist jokes that
>offencively ridicule our Afro-brothers and sisters.
>
>Can you please re-post that list? My daddy is going to his first Klan
>meeting in 30 years and he forgot all the old jokes.
>
Since the word nigger offens I'll change the term.
what do you call a nig nog with a 12 inch dick and a bullwhip?
SIR!
Keith Martin
JEParham65 <jepar...@aol.com> wrote in article
Especially when the
> asshole posts them in uppercase
>
Keith Martin
Ian D Wood <Ian...@naafit03.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
> In article Keith Martin
> <keith....@att.net> writes
> >>
> >Uh, was Adam Black or white? KM
>
> Adam and Eve were in the garden of Eden, and Eve asked Adam
whether they
> were black or white. He didn't know, so he went to ask God.
>
> God said to him "You are what you are."
>
> So Adam went back and told Eve that he now knew that they were
white.
>
> His logic was that if he had been black, God would have said to
him
> "You is what you is."
> --
> Ian Wood
>
Keith Ehrle
>WHY DO YOU THINK THE WORD NIGGER REFERS TO BLACK PEOPLE. THERE ARE
>NIGGERS OF ALL COLORS. THE FIRST ATROCITY IS TO CALL SOME ONE A NIGGER
>AND THE SECOND IS TO ASSUME THAT ALL PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT ARE
>NIGGERS. I GUESS WHEN YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF AS BEING "WHITE" WHEN IN FACT
>YOU HAVE NO DISTINGUISHABLE COLOR AT ALL YOU CAN JUST RIDE THAT TRAIN INOT
>OTHER MISTAKEN THOUGHTS.
Jeez, ain't nothin' worse than a nigger with an attitude.
Keith Ehrle
On Mon, 2 Feb 1998 12:15:40 -0600, joyce m alim
<murr...@students.uiuc.edu> wrote:
>WHY DO YOU THINK THE WORD NIGGER REFERS TO BLACK PEOPLE. THERE ARE
>NIGGERS OF ALL COLORS. THE FIRST ATROCITY IS TO CALL SOME ONE A NIGGER
>AND THE SECOND IS TO ASSUME THAT ALL PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT ARE
>NIGGERS. I GUESS WHEN YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF AS BEING "WHITE" WHEN IN FACT
>YOU HAVE NO DISTINGUISHABLE COLOR AT ALL YOU CAN JUST RIDE THAT TRAIN INOT
>OTHER MISTAKEN THOUGHTS.
Repeating yourself is the first sign of insanity.
Repeating yourself is the first sign of insanity.
Keith Ehrle
>and you are proof positive that adam was a monkey
But why do you keep trying to prove his descendants are, also?
Keith Martin
Keith Ehrle <kei...@bigfoot.com> wrote in article
>
> >WHY DO YOU THINK THE WORD NIGGER REFERS TO BLACK PEOPLE.
THERE ARE
> >NIGGERS OF ALL COLORS. THE FIRST ATROCITY IS TO CALL SOME ONE
A NIGGER
> >AND THE SECOND IS TO ASSUME THAT ALL PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT
ARE
> >NIGGERS. I GUESS WHEN YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF AS BEING "WHITE"
WHEN IN FACT
> >YOU HAVE NO DISTINGUISHABLE COLOR AT ALL YOU CAN JUST RIDE
THAT TRAIN INOT
> >OTHER MISTAKEN THOUGHTS.
>
> --
> Keith E.
>
CheechWizard
..worse.....they are not worth the air they suck......
CheechWizard
In article <34d86fed...@news.voyager.net>, kei...@bigfoot.com (Keith Ehrle) wrote:
>On Mon, 2 Feb 1998 09:29:58 -0600, joyce m alim
>
>>WHY DO YOU THINK THE WORD NIGGER REFERS TO BLACK PEOPLE. THERE ARE
>>NIGGERS OF ALL COLORS. THE FIRST ATROCITY IS TO CALL SOME ONE A NIGGER
>>AND THE SECOND IS TO ASSUME THAT ALL PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT ARE
>>NIGGERS. I GUESS WHEN YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF AS BEING "WHITE" WHEN IN FACT
>>YOU HAVE NO DISTINGUISHABLE COLOR AT ALL YOU CAN JUST RIDE THAT TRAIN INOT
>>OTHER MISTAKEN THOUGHTS.
>
>Jeez, ain't nothin' worse than a nigger with an attitude.
>
CheechWizard
>>
>> Jeez, ain't nothin' worse than a nigger with an attitude.
>> --
>> Keith E.
>>
>Then you ain't met one with a gun. KM
no....but i met a pollock with one...........
joyce m alim
there is something worse. your mother having sex with the family great
dane
On Tue, 3 Feb 1998, Keith Ehrle wrote:
> On Mon, 2 Feb 1998 09:29:58 -0600, joyce m alim
> <murr...@students.uiuc.edu> wrote:
>
> >WHY DO YOU THINK THE WORD NIGGER REFERS TO BLACK PEOPLE. THERE ARE
> >NIGGERS OF ALL COLORS. THE FIRST ATROCITY IS TO CALL SOME ONE A NIGGER
> >AND THE SECOND IS TO ASSUME THAT ALL PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT ARE
> >NIGGERS. I GUESS WHEN YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF AS BEING "WHITE" WHEN IN FACT
> >YOU HAVE NO DISTINGUISHABLE COLOR AT ALL YOU CAN JUST RIDE THAT TRAIN INOT
> >OTHER MISTAKEN THOUGHTS.
>
> Jeez, ain't nothin' worse than a nigger with an attitude.
>
> --
> Keith E.
>
> Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni
>
>
JEParham65
On Mon, 02 Feb 98, amanda....@i.hate.spam.com (AMANDA JENKINS) became so
constipated that this shit spewed forth from her mouth:
>
>whoever wrote this is a stupid ass bastard
>
Wow, what clever repartee!!!!
We stand in awe of your insightful and meaningful comments!!!!!
Please, emlighten us with more great words, teacher!!!!!!
What a cunt.
Keith Ehrle
On 3 Feb 1998 05:02:56 GMT, "Keith Martin" <keith....@att.net>
wrote:
She can shout all she wants, as long as she does it quietly!
Keith Ehrle
On Tue, 03 Feb 1998 15:33:51 GMT, loc...@a.tittybar (CheechWizard)
wrote:
>In article <6b6hgj$b...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>, "Keith Martin" <keith....@att.net> wrote:
>
>>>
>>> Jeez, ain't nothin' worse than a nigger with an attitude.
>>> --
>>> Keith E.
>>>
>>Then you ain't met one with a gun. KM
>
>
>no....but i met a pollock with one...........
Dead now?
Keith Ehrle
>there is something worse. your mother having sex with the family great
>dane
Don't judge my Momma's snatch size by yours, joyce. Mom's got a
Chocolate Lab. Fuckers name is Bear. They're expecting a litter
soon.
>On Tue, 3 Feb 1998, Keith Ehrle wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 2 Feb 1998 09:29:58 -0600, joyce m alim
>> <murr...@students.uiuc.edu> wrote:
>>
>> >WHY DO YOU THINK THE WORD NIGGER REFERS TO BLACK PEOPLE. THERE ARE
>> >NIGGERS OF ALL COLORS. THE FIRST ATROCITY IS TO CALL SOME ONE A NIGGER
>> >AND THE SECOND IS TO ASSUME THAT ALL PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT ARE
>> >NIGGERS. I GUESS WHEN YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF AS BEING "WHITE" WHEN IN FACT
>> >YOU HAVE NO DISTINGUISHABLE COLOR AT ALL YOU CAN JUST RIDE THAT TRAIN INOT
>> >OTHER MISTAKEN THOUGHTS.
>>
>> Jeez, ain't nothin' worse than a nigger with an attitude.
--
Keith E.
Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni
CheechWizard
In article <34f5abed...@news.voyager.net>, kei...@bigfoot.com (Keith Ehrle) wrote:
>On Tue, 03 Feb 1998 15:33:51 GMT, loc...@a.tittybar (CheechWizard)
>wrote:
>
>>In article <6b6hgj$b...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>, "Keith Martin"
> <keith....@att.net> wrote:
>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Keith E.
>>>>
>>
>>
>>no....but i met a pollock with one...........
>
>Dead now?
>
Shell
Jayman <the...@nospam.aol.yearight.com> wrote in article
<6b3h1o$ofn$1...@beezer.infocom.com>...
>
> Bad Billie wrote in message <34D53860...@whitehouse.net>...
> >
> >
> >MissAlisS wrote:
>
> < shit snipped >
>
>
> > Just go down to the projects and fuck a half dozen buckwheats and you
> will feel
> >much better about your white guilt. Hell, why not just move in with
them?
> They
> >are niggers by birth, you can be one by choice.
>
> Don't move in with them... They will lose the welfare man!!!!
>
>
> Thats pretty sad thinking ..... In many areas as many if not more white
are on welfare.. And yes I am white but not on welfare. Think about the
fact there are assholes in every color not just black........
Shell
DKGurney
>From: Kashif Aziz Haque <ku...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu>
>Date: Thu, Jan 29, 1998 12:34 EST
>Message-id: <34D0BDC1...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu>
>
>forgot about coon....
A man was walking down the street with a racoon on a leash. A black came up
and asked, "Hey man, what kind of animal that be?"
"Well Bro, you have been called one of these all your life."
"Is dat a real live mother fucker?"
the...@nospam.nglish.com
>> Thats pretty sad thinking ..... In many areas as many if not more white
>are on welfare.. And yes I am white but not on welfare. Think about the
>fact there are assholes in every color not just black........
>
>Shell
and to think I have only been fucking black assholes all this time...
I guess I can move on to purple, green and blue now...
Shell
Jay...@english.com <thedude@nospam.(e)nglish.com> wrote in article
<6bdng2$4dp$1...@beezer.infocom.com>...
> Purple , green and blue .... well to me that sounds like an asshole that
has already been fucked mighty hard .........
CheechWizard
In article <6bdng2$4dp$1...@beezer.infocom.com>, "Jay...@english.com" <jay...@english.com> wrote:
>
>>> Thats pretty sad thinking ..... In many areas as many if not more white
>>are on welfare.. And yes I am white but not on welfare. Think about the
>>fact there are assholes in every color not just black........
>>
>>Shell
>
you need to twist yer mind a bit more..............
.....or just show us yer tits..............................
Shell
CheechWizard <loc...@a.tittybar> wrote in article
<6bfe72$s...@hermes.acs.unt.edu>...
> In article <6bdng2$4dp$1...@beezer.infocom.com>, "Jay...@english.com"
<jay...@english.com> wrote:
> >
> >>....
> >>
> >
> >
> ....shell...you are a l'il too formal...too logical...
> you need to twist yer mind a bit more..............
>
> .....or just show us yer tits..............................
>
Cheech ... I am to sweet of a person to be twisted even if I try and I am
afraid if I showed you my tits you might get excited and want to touch ...
Shell
WAR
On Mon, 2 Feb 1998 12:28:57 -0600, joyce m alim
<murr...@students.uiuc.edu> decided to take finger to keyboard and
send:
>get a history book it was the lazy no color tramps who needed the slaves
>so tha they could have some body to do their work for them because they
>had to have carnal knowledge of the farm animals while the real work was
>being done. i hear that so much "we didnt sell them into slavery.
>dumbass
Actually, it's widely documented that tribes in Africa would sell
captives from rivals into the European slave trade. Maybe you should
have paid attention in school -- I'm sure they taught that before 8th
grade.
As for carnal knowledge of farm animals, how did AIDS transfer from
monkeys into Africans?
>On Fri, 30 Jan 1998, Lunatus wrote:
>
>> Fuckin A I AGREE!!!
>> Geeze We didnt sell them for slaves any way, OTHER NIGGERS DID!!
>>
>> Gram wrote:
>>
>> > Archie Bunker's fuckin' neighbor. wrote in article
>> > <34ce82d5....@news3.ibm.net>...
>> > > On 28 Jan 1998 00:36:37 GMT, miss...@aol.com (MissAlisS) wrote:
>> > >
>> > > >next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
>> > I'm a
>> > > >white female and I find it offensive.....
>> >
>> > Man, I am SICK of these fucking liberals.........................
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
Dna2prot
On Sun, 01 Feb 1998 16:57:57 -0600, Todd Trimpe <tri...@pionet.net>
wrote:
>Wm James wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 28 Jan 1998 10:37:04 -0500, Jillie <Ji...@buckingham.uk>
>> wrote:
>>
>> |>Neil Blunt wrote:
>> |>>
>> |>> I always like the word jigaboo.... Just rolls off the tounge...
>> |>> Jungle bunny is an old one
>> |>> A very old TV show in the UK called 'love thy neighbor' always used the
>> |>> word Sambo... the TV show does not run anymore in this PC world today.
>> |>>
>> |>> Rdeagan <rde...@aol.com> wrote in article
>> |>> <19980128133...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
>> |>> > >could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
>> |>> >
>> |>> > Very well, then. I submit the following euphemisms for your approval:
>> |>> >
>> |>> > Colored Person
>> |>> > Person Of Color
>> |>> > Jungle Bunny
>> |>> > Spear Chucker
>> |>> > Spade
>> |>> > Pickaninny
>> |>> > Niglet (offspring)
>> |>> > Spook
>> |>> > Democrat
>> |>> > Defendant
>> |>> >
>> |>> > Would anyone care to add to the list?
>> |>> >
>> |>********Porch Monkey
>>
>> Smoked irishman
>
>Tar Baby
SWAMP DIGGEN ZOMBIE
Mr Bill
Boogies, Mau-Mau's, Coons come to mind.
PlayasGRV
THE ORIGINAL MAN
Aleka Smart
Some time back, someone posted an extensive list of racist jokes that
offencively ridicule our Afro-brothers and sisters.
Can you please re-post that list? My daddy is going to his first Klan
meeting in 30 years and he forgot all the old jokes.
aold...@webtv.net
Miss AlliS, If your going to be that offended of the N_____ word, maybe
you should find a more mellow news group. It gets alot worse than that
word. I'm warning you!
slowmo
who let the bitches in here?
go back to the kitchen..]
MissAlisS wrote in message
<19980128003...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"? I'm a
>white female and I find it offensive.....just have some respect for other
>people.
>YES I realize that this is a Tasteless Joke newsgroup and everything in
here is
>disrespectful....but you can atleast use the term "black people".....it's
alot
>better that the other term used here.
Jillie
Neil Blunt wrote:
>
> I always like the word jigaboo.... Just rolls off the tounge...
> Jungle bunny is an old one
> A very old TV show in the UK called 'love thy neighbor' always used the
> word Sambo... the TV show does not run anymore in this PC world today.
>
> Rdeagan <rde...@aol.com> wrote in article
> <19980128133...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
> >
Absolut
How about Moon Cricket
Sabre Man wrote in message <6ansbc$cja$1...@nclient5-gui.server.virgin.net>...
>Coon
>Sambo
>Gorilla
>Wog
>Nig Nog
>Nigress (female)
>
>
>Rdeagan wrote in message <19980128133...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
Rdeagan
Sabre Man
Coon
Sambo
Gorilla
Wog
Nig Nog
Nigress (female)
Rdeagan wrote in message <19980128133...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...