>Onyx wrote:
>>
>> Maybe from your Redneck Retard Dictionary.. all two pages of it.
>>
>> goat fucker??? hahaha where the hell do you find a goat in london???
>>
>> R.E.T.A.R.D.S. R us!!!
>
>Buckingham Palace. The goat is the one tied to the throne with a rope.
You're not wrong there!!!
At last someone with a sense of humour!!
Oh God.....that was a good one!!!!!
Porch Monkey
Muthafuka!
Jasbo
sambo
neegro
ummmm
welfare ho
ho
bitch
mambo lips
Nigger PLEASE :)!!!!
(I'm not racist, just relaying things overheard)
Did ya here about the black guy on Donahue, he KNEW who his father was!!
Gram wrote:
> Archie Bunker's fuckin' neighbor. wrote in article
> <34ce82d5....@news3.ibm.net>...
> > On 28 Jan 1998 00:36:37 GMT, miss...@aol.com (MissAlisS) wrote:
> >
> > >next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
> I'm a
> > >white female and I find it offensive.....
>
> Man, I am SICK of these fucking liberals.........................
Kashif Aziz Haque wrote:
> ">next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
> I'm a
> >white female and I find it offensive.....just have some respect for
> other
> >people.
> >YES I realize that this is a Tasteless Joke newsgroup and everything in
> here is
> >disrespectful....but you can atleast use the term "black
> people".....it's alot
> >better that the other term used here."
>
> The bitchy cunt who wrote this is gonna have to leave this group!!!
Probly LOVES black dick and has mixed kiddies!
dave headman wrote:
> Black people are great, I even have a couple in my family tree...
>
I agree, i think everyone ought to own at LEAST one!
Ya know they say black people ( PC TERM) are living proof Adam fucked Monkeys!!
: > >next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
: > >next time.....could you please choose another word besides
: "Nigger"? I'm a
: > >white female and I find it offensive.....just have some
: respect for other
: > >people.
: > >YES I realize that this is a Tasteless Joke newsgroup and
: everything in here is
: > >disrespectful....but you can atleast use the term "black
: people".....it's alot
: > >better that the other term used here.
: > Hmmmmm...........White female............
: > I wonder..........Hmmmmmmm..........Nah, I can't do it. Someone
: else
: > will have to call her a cunt. Oops. Excuse me, I mean Color
: > Challenged, Penile Challenged, person. Shit, I did it
: > again........what is the politically correct term for
: > "person"?......Oh I know, it's "a member of the animal
: kingdom", sort
: > of like a bitch. Hmmmmmm..........bitch and cunt..........Sort
: of go
: > together don't they.......
: >
: Archie Bunker was a lot funnier than that. KM
:
And they say that white people are proof that you can still function
as a knuckle scrapping neanderthal with only 3 brain cells.
Mind you they cannot distinguish between their mothers and their
sisters, and so fuck them both!
Hence the continual mental and physical degradation of these creatures
to a bunch of family and animal fuckers!
|>Neil Blunt wrote:
|>>
|>> I always like the word jigaboo.... Just rolls off the tounge...
|>> Jungle bunny is an old one
|>> A very old TV show in the UK called 'love thy neighbor' always used the
|>> word Sambo... the TV show does not run anymore in this PC world today.
|>>
|>> Rdeagan <rde...@aol.com> wrote in article
|>> <19980128133...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
|>> > >could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
|>> >
|>> > Very well, then. I submit the following euphemisms for your approval:
|>> >
|>> > Colored Person
|>> > Person Of Color
|>> > Jungle Bunny
|>> > Spear Chucker
|>> > Spade
|>> > Pickaninny
|>> > Niglet (offspring)
|>> > Spook
|>> > Democrat
|>> > Defendant
|>> >
|>> > Would anyone care to add to the list?
|>> >
|>********Porch Monkey
Smoked irishman
|>Rdeagan <rde...@aol.com> wrote in article
|><19980129185...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
|>> >Gee these are all so refreshingly creative & new, how could
|>> >anyone possibly add to them? KM
|>>
|>> Just like your responses RDE
|>>
|>Ah, the William Shakespeare of the Internet waxes profane!
|>Yo mama's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
|>Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw
|>her peanuts.
|>Yo mama's so fat her drivers license picture is continued on the
|>back.
|>Yo mama's so fat when she ran away as a child, they had to use
|>all
|>4 sides of the milk carton.
|>Yo mama's so fat instead of having lint in her belly-button she
|>has
|>sweaters. KM
|>
When she showers her feet don't get wet.
How you like it if I called your mama a CompuServe user?
or your sista a Prodigy bitch?
Lets keep the language down to racist terms that we can say in front of
our children!
How is that possible???
Does the water evaporate on it's way to the<BR>
bottom of the bathtub or shower stall???
<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
<BR>
JEParham65 wrote:
> >When she showers her feet don't get wet.<BR>
> <BR>
> <BR>
>
> How is that possible???
>
either she has big fat tits or lips
Self preservation. She lives next door to a bigot with aol. KM
Tar Baby
>> Ya know they say black people ( PC TERM) are living proof Adam
>fucked Monkeys!!
>>
>Uh, was Adam Black or white? KM
Had to be white! If he was black, eve would have been in charge!
MissAlisS wrote:
> next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"? I'm a
> white female and I find it offensive.....just have some respect for other
> people.
> YES I realize that this is a Tasteless Joke newsgroup and everything in here is
> disrespectful....but you can atleast use the term "black people".....it's alot
> better that the other term used here.
Just go down to the projects and fuck a half dozen buckwheats and you will feel
much better about your white guilt. Hell, why not just move in with them? They
are niggers by birth, you can be one by choice.
Bad Billie wrote in message <34D53860...@whitehouse.net>...
>
>
>MissAlisS wrote:
< shit snipped >
> Just go down to the projects and fuck a half dozen buckwheats and you
will feel
>much better about your white guilt. Hell, why not just move in with them?
They
>are niggers by birth, you can be one by choice.
Don't move in with them... They will lose the welfare man!!!!
>> dave headman wrote:
>>
>> > Black people are great, I even have a couple in my family
>tree...
>> >
>> Ya know they say black people ( PC TERM) are living proof Adam
>fucked Monkeys!!
>>
>Uh, was Adam Black or white? KM
Neither. He was actually a lovely chartreuse.
--
Keith E.
Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni
Adam and Eve were in the garden of Eden, and Eve asked Adam whether they
were black or white. He didn't know, so he went to ask God.
God said to him "You are what you are."
So Adam went back and told Eve that he now knew that they were white.
His logic was that if he had been black, God would have said to him
"You is what you is."
--
Ian Wood
%%%%
(-@]@-)
%%U%%
%%%
On Tue, 27 Jan 1998, slowmo wrote:
> who let the bitches in here?
> go back to the kitchen..]
>
>
>
> MissAlisS wrote in message
> <19980128003...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
On Wed, 28 Jan 1998, Jillie wrote:
> Neil Blunt wrote:
> >
> > I always like the word jigaboo.... Just rolls off the tounge...
> > Jungle bunny is an old one
> > A very old TV show in the UK called 'love thy neighbor' always used the
> > word Sambo... the TV show does not run anymore in this PC world today.
> >
> > Rdeagan <rde...@aol.com> wrote in article
> > <19980128133...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
> > > >could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
> > >
That's what I like......complete coherent statements. Especially when the
asshole posts them in uppercase
On Wed, 28 Jan 1998, Neil Blunt wrote:
> Come on chill out.... Everyones loves a Nigger ... Just carn't eat a full
> one !!!!
>
> Oh that's not nice.... I think every home should have ... to do the cooking
> cleaning... Hey bring back the good old days....
>
>
>
> MissAlisS <miss...@aol.com> wrote in article
On Fri, 30 Jan 1998, Lunatus wrote:
> What did they call the first black test tube baby??
> Janitor in a drum...
On Fri, 30 Jan 1998, Lunatus wrote:
> Fuckin A I AGREE!!!
> Geeze We didnt sell them for slaves any way, OTHER NIGGERS DID!!
>
> Gram wrote:
>
> > Archie Bunker's fuckin' neighbor. wrote in article
> > <34ce82d5....@news3.ibm.net>...
> > > On 28 Jan 1998 00:36:37 GMT, miss...@aol.com (MissAlisS) wrote:
> > >
> > > >next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
> > I'm a
> > > >white female and I find it offensive.....
> >
> > Man, I am SICK of these fucking liberals.........................
>
>
>
>
>
On Fri, 30 Jan 1998, Lunatus wrote:
>
>
> dave headman wrote:
>
> > Black people are great, I even have a couple in my family tree...
> >
>
> I agree, i think everyone ought to own at LEAST one!
On Sun, 1 Feb 1998, Bad Billie wrote:
>
>
> MissAlisS wrote:
>
> > next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"? I'm a
> > white female and I find it offensive.....just have some respect for other
> > people.
> > YES I realize that this is a Tasteless Joke newsgroup and everything in here is
> > disrespectful....but you can atleast use the term "black people".....it's alot
> > better that the other term used here.
>
>Some time back, someone posted an extensive list of racist jokes that
>offencively ridicule our Afro-brothers and sisters.
>
>Can you please re-post that list? My daddy is going to his first Klan
>meeting in 30 years and he forgot all the old jokes.
>
Since the word nigger offens I'll change the term.
what do you call a nig nog with a 12 inch dick and a bullwhip?
SIR!
>WHY DO YOU THINK THE WORD NIGGER REFERS TO BLACK PEOPLE. THERE ARE
>NIGGERS OF ALL COLORS. THE FIRST ATROCITY IS TO CALL SOME ONE A NIGGER
>AND THE SECOND IS TO ASSUME THAT ALL PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT ARE
>NIGGERS. I GUESS WHEN YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF AS BEING "WHITE" WHEN IN FACT
>YOU HAVE NO DISTINGUISHABLE COLOR AT ALL YOU CAN JUST RIDE THAT TRAIN INOT
>OTHER MISTAKEN THOUGHTS.
Jeez, ain't nothin' worse than a nigger with an attitude.
>WHY DO YOU THINK THE WORD NIGGER REFERS TO BLACK PEOPLE. THERE ARE
>NIGGERS OF ALL COLORS. THE FIRST ATROCITY IS TO CALL SOME ONE A NIGGER
>AND THE SECOND IS TO ASSUME THAT ALL PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT ARE
>NIGGERS. I GUESS WHEN YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF AS BEING "WHITE" WHEN IN FACT
>YOU HAVE NO DISTINGUISHABLE COLOR AT ALL YOU CAN JUST RIDE THAT TRAIN INOT
>OTHER MISTAKEN THOUGHTS.
Repeating yourself is the first sign of insanity.
Repeating yourself is the first sign of insanity.
>and you are proof positive that adam was a monkey
But why do you keep trying to prove his descendants are, also?
..worse.....they are not worth the air they suck......
>>
>> Jeez, ain't nothin' worse than a nigger with an attitude.
>> --
>> Keith E.
>>
>Then you ain't met one with a gun. KM
no....but i met a pollock with one...........
On Tue, 3 Feb 1998, Keith Ehrle wrote:
> On Mon, 2 Feb 1998 09:29:58 -0600, joyce m alim
> <murr...@students.uiuc.edu> wrote:
>
> >WHY DO YOU THINK THE WORD NIGGER REFERS TO BLACK PEOPLE. THERE ARE
> >NIGGERS OF ALL COLORS. THE FIRST ATROCITY IS TO CALL SOME ONE A NIGGER
> >AND THE SECOND IS TO ASSUME THAT ALL PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT ARE
> >NIGGERS. I GUESS WHEN YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF AS BEING "WHITE" WHEN IN FACT
> >YOU HAVE NO DISTINGUISHABLE COLOR AT ALL YOU CAN JUST RIDE THAT TRAIN INOT
> >OTHER MISTAKEN THOUGHTS.
>
> Jeez, ain't nothin' worse than a nigger with an attitude.
>
> --
> Keith E.
>
> Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni
>
>
>
>whoever wrote this is a stupid ass bastard
>
Wow, what clever repartee!!!!
We stand in awe of your insightful and meaningful comments!!!!!
Please, emlighten us with more great words, teacher!!!!!!
What a cunt.
She can shout all she wants, as long as she does it quietly!
>In article <6b6hgj$b...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>, "Keith Martin" <keith....@att.net> wrote:
>
>>>
>>> Jeez, ain't nothin' worse than a nigger with an attitude.
>>> --
>>> Keith E.
>>>
>>Then you ain't met one with a gun. KM
>
>
>no....but i met a pollock with one...........
Dead now?
>there is something worse. your mother having sex with the family great
>dane
Don't judge my Momma's snatch size by yours, joyce. Mom's got a
Chocolate Lab. Fuckers name is Bear. They're expecting a litter
soon.
>On Tue, 3 Feb 1998, Keith Ehrle wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 2 Feb 1998 09:29:58 -0600, joyce m alim
>> <murr...@students.uiuc.edu> wrote:
>>
>> >WHY DO YOU THINK THE WORD NIGGER REFERS TO BLACK PEOPLE. THERE ARE
>> >NIGGERS OF ALL COLORS. THE FIRST ATROCITY IS TO CALL SOME ONE A NIGGER
>> >AND THE SECOND IS TO ASSUME THAT ALL PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT ARE
>> >NIGGERS. I GUESS WHEN YOU IMAGINE YOURSELF AS BEING "WHITE" WHEN IN FACT
>> >YOU HAVE NO DISTINGUISHABLE COLOR AT ALL YOU CAN JUST RIDE THAT TRAIN INOT
>> >OTHER MISTAKEN THOUGHTS.
>>
>> Jeez, ain't nothin' worse than a nigger with an attitude.
--
Keith E.
Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni
Jayman <the...@nospam.aol.yearight.com> wrote in article
<6b3h1o$ofn$1...@beezer.infocom.com>...
>
> Bad Billie wrote in message <34D53860...@whitehouse.net>...
> >
> >
> >MissAlisS wrote:
>
> < shit snipped >
>
>
> > Just go down to the projects and fuck a half dozen buckwheats and you
> will feel
> >much better about your white guilt. Hell, why not just move in with
them?
> They
> >are niggers by birth, you can be one by choice.
>
> Don't move in with them... They will lose the welfare man!!!!
>
>
> Thats pretty sad thinking ..... In many areas as many if not more white
are on welfare.. And yes I am white but not on welfare. Think about the
fact there are assholes in every color not just black........
Shell
>From: Kashif Aziz Haque <ku...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu>
>Date: Thu, Jan 29, 1998 12:34 EST
>Message-id: <34D0BDC1...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu>
>
>forgot about coon....
A man was walking down the street with a racoon on a leash. A black came up
and asked, "Hey man, what kind of animal that be?"
"Well Bro, you have been called one of these all your life."
"Is dat a real live mother fucker?"
>> Thats pretty sad thinking ..... In many areas as many if not more white
>are on welfare.. And yes I am white but not on welfare. Think about the
>fact there are assholes in every color not just black........
>
>Shell
and to think I have only been fucking black assholes all this time...
I guess I can move on to purple, green and blue now...
Jay...@english.com <thedude@nospam.(e)nglish.com> wrote in article
<6bdng2$4dp$1...@beezer.infocom.com>...
> Purple , green and blue .... well to me that sounds like an asshole that
has already been fucked mighty hard .........
.....or just show us yer tits..............................
CheechWizard <loc...@a.tittybar> wrote in article
<6bfe72$s...@hermes.acs.unt.edu>...
> In article <6bdng2$4dp$1...@beezer.infocom.com>, "Jay...@english.com"
<jay...@english.com> wrote:
> >
> >>....
> >>
> >
> >
> ....shell...you are a l'il too formal...too logical...
> you need to twist yer mind a bit more..............
>
> .....or just show us yer tits..............................
>
Cheech ... I am to sweet of a person to be twisted even if I try and I am
afraid if I showed you my tits you might get excited and want to touch ...
Shell
>get a history book it was the lazy no color tramps who needed the slaves
>so tha they could have some body to do their work for them because they
>had to have carnal knowledge of the farm animals while the real work was
>being done. i hear that so much "we didnt sell them into slavery.
>dumbass
Actually, it's widely documented that tribes in Africa would sell
captives from rivals into the European slave trade. Maybe you should
have paid attention in school -- I'm sure they taught that before 8th
grade.
As for carnal knowledge of farm animals, how did AIDS transfer from
monkeys into Africans?
>On Fri, 30 Jan 1998, Lunatus wrote:
>
>> Fuckin A I AGREE!!!
>> Geeze We didnt sell them for slaves any way, OTHER NIGGERS DID!!
>>
>> Gram wrote:
>>
>> > Archie Bunker's fuckin' neighbor. wrote in article
>> > <34ce82d5....@news3.ibm.net>...
>> > > On 28 Jan 1998 00:36:37 GMT, miss...@aol.com (MissAlisS) wrote:
>> > >
>> > > >next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
>> > I'm a
>> > > >white female and I find it offensive.....
>> >
>> > Man, I am SICK of these fucking liberals.........................
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>Wm James wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 28 Jan 1998 10:37:04 -0500, Jillie <Ji...@buckingham.uk>
>> wrote:
>>
>> |>Neil Blunt wrote:
>> |>>
>> |>> I always like the word jigaboo.... Just rolls off the tounge...
>> |>> Jungle bunny is an old one
>> |>> A very old TV show in the UK called 'love thy neighbor' always used the
>> |>> word Sambo... the TV show does not run anymore in this PC world today.
>> |>>
>> |>> Rdeagan <rde...@aol.com> wrote in article
>> |>> <19980128133...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
>> |>> > >could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
>> |>> >
>> |>> > Very well, then. I submit the following euphemisms for your approval:
>> |>> >
>> |>> > Colored Person
>> |>> > Person Of Color
>> |>> > Jungle Bunny
>> |>> > Spear Chucker
>> |>> > Spade
>> |>> > Pickaninny
>> |>> > Niglet (offspring)
>> |>> > Spook
>> |>> > Democrat
>> |>> > Defendant
>> |>> >
>> |>> > Would anyone care to add to the list?
>> |>> >
>> |>********Porch Monkey
>>
>> Smoked irishman
>
>Tar Baby
SWAMP DIGGEN ZOMBIE
Can you please re-post that list? My daddy is going to his first Klan
meeting in 30 years and he forgot all the old jokes.
MissAlisS wrote in message
<19980128003...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"? I'm a
>white female and I find it offensive.....just have some respect for other
>people.
>YES I realize that this is a Tasteless Joke newsgroup and everything in
here is
>disrespectful....but you can atleast use the term "black people".....it's
alot
>better that the other term used here.
Rdeagan wrote in message <19980128133...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
Rdeagan <rde...@aol.com> wrote in article
The bitchy cunt who wrote this is gonna have to leave this group!!!
Archie Bunker's fuckin' neighbor. wrote in article
<34ce82d5....@news3.ibm.net>...
> On 28 Jan 1998 00:36:37 GMT, miss...@aol.com (MissAlisS) wrote:
>
> >next time.....could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
I'm a
I think what you're looking for is SOW - The Other White Meat...
Same place where I put that list of jokes about your MAMA
>>>what mind numbing, coma enducing, utter drivel demonstrating >>that a certain
>proportion of our society still have not managed to >>advance past neanderthal
>man.
>>>
>>>I see a level of intellect, at least above that of groundhog, >>wasn't a
>pre-requisite to participate in this err, hum, I use the >>term loosely, "news
>group".
>>>
>
>Hey asshole, nobody is forcing you to read the posts in this newsgroup.
>
>If you don't like it, stick to something more suitable for you, like
>alt.whining, or alt.I'm.an.asshole.and.everybody.better.pay.attention.to.me
>
>
>
>
>
oh.... Ok then. So what do we call this group then
ALT.OH.WA.TA.BUN.CHOF.RAY.CYST.BIG.OTS???
OR alt. white. shits.are.us.
And yes i agree no one forced me to read this err, hum 'area'
But its kinda amusing to find such people like you ACUALLY EXIST!!
Are you guys really for real?? hahahaaaa!
Have you always existed on such a base level of intelligence?? I am
really curious to find out....
Do you have to practice at being so painfully ignorant? or was you
just born a dumb ass, hick ?
Kashif
Absolut <abs...@execpc.com> wrote in article
<6aoekl$1...@newsops.execpc.com>...
> How about Moon Cricket
> Sabre Man wrote in message
<6ansbc$cja$1...@nclient5-gui.server.virgin.net>...
> >Coon
> >Sambo
> >Gorilla
> >Wog
> >Nig Nog
> >Nigress (female)
> >
> >
> >Rdeagan wrote in message
<19980128133...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
> >>>could you please choose another word besides "Nigger"?
> >>
> >>Very well, then. I submit the following euphemisms for your approval:
> >>
> >>Colored Person
> >>Person Of Color
> >>Jungle Bunny
> >>Spear Chucker
> >>Spade
> >>Pickaninny
> >>Niglet (offspring)
> >>Spook
> >>Democrat
> >>Defendant
> >>
> >>Would anyone care to add to the list?
> >
> >
>
>
Mr Spoon (as in egg and spoon - koon)
I had a friend called Winston. As a favour recently, I offered to look up
his family tree. Half his family were still living in it.
Don't blame me, blame society.
Member Name: Missy
Location: Branford, CT
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Aunt's Acura Integra (love it!)
Computers: my dog is my favorite thing in the world....he's like my son.
Rotty/Shepard mix....such a 'punkin, and VERY protective of me.
Occupation: affectionatly known as "Repo Bitch" to my co-workers....I'm the
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