VOLVO CAR JOKES PLEASE
Rebecca High
world? I've owned zillions of them and hubby is a Volvo Master
Tech.........can't say a single thing bad about them...why would you even
THINK that they are joke-worthy??????
Calder & Co wrote in message ...
>A friend is going to buy a volvo and I would like some jokes about
>volvo's if anyone knows of any
>
>thanks
Calder & Co
DBT News
sentence unless you are talking about be overcharged for an outdated and
homely car.
Calder & Co wrote in message ...
scott
and need to be replaced because
they are too expensive to fix? HMM?
THey do have the aerodynamics of a billboard....
Rebecca High wrote in message ...
>There are NO Volvo jokes, baby.. .what can you say about the BEST car in he
>world? I've owned zillions of them and hubby is a Volvo Master
>Tech.........can't say a single thing bad about them...why would you even
>THINK that they are joke-worthy??????
CheechWizard
>Hmm, if you've owned 'zillions' of them, what happened to them? Break down
>and need to be replaced because
>they are too expensive to fix? HMM?
>
>THey do have the aerodynamics of a billboard....
..and if they don't float like
the 'ol volkswagon beetle
then they ain't worth a shit............
CheechWizard
>Calder & Co wrote:
>
>> A friend is going to buy a volvo and I would like some jokes about
>> volvo's if anyone knows of any
>
>When he or she asks why, say:
>"There’s something about an aqua Volvo, man."
>
>(Explanation: In the U.S. there’s an aftershave named Aqua Velva.
>They once ran commercials where gorgeous women would say:
>"There’s something about an Aqua Velva man.")
>
>
........jezuz h. christ <sigh>.......................
Michael M. McDermott
Calder & Co
<ed...@calderoffice.demon.co.uk> writes
>A friend is going to buy a volvo and I would like some jokes about
>volvo's if anyone knows of any
>
I have found out that a Volvo's are female There called Valvu (look it
up in a dictionary)
Knopgat
Calder & Co wrote in message ...
>volvo's if anyone knows of any
>
>thanks
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car
pulls over next to him.
"If you get in the car," the driver says "I'll give you $10 and a
packet of sweets."
The boy refuses and keeps on walking.
A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man driving the
car pulls over again. "How about $20 and two packets of sweets?"
The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on walking.
Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side road. "Ok,"
he says. "This is my final offer. I'll give you $50 and all the
sweets you can eat."
The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in.
"Look," he shouts to the driver. "You bought the damned
Volvo, Dad. You'll have to live with it!"
___________________________________________
Anagram: Mother-in-law = -Woman Hitler-
Des Bromilow
"World's Safest car, for the World's WORST drivers"
des :)
Rebecca High wrote:
>
> There are NO Volvo jokes, baby.. .what can you say about the BEST car in he
> world? I've owned zillions of them and hubby is a Volvo Master
> Tech.........can't say a single thing bad about them...why would you even
> THINK that they are joke-worthy??????
