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DarioR111

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One of my personal favorites: Adolph Oliver Bush

Tim Brown

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KissyBoony wrote:
>
> if anyone knows more, let me know...
>
> Mike Hunt
> Phil McCracken
> Jack Mehoff
> Dick Hertz
> Mike Oxenfire (say real fast 4 or 5 times if you dont get it)
> Ben Dover
> Oliver Closeoff
> I. P. Freely
> Al Coholic
> Amanda Huggenkiss
>
> ---------------------------------- < CUT HERE >
> ---------------------------------------
>
> John (a.k.a. - John)
> Kissy...@aol.com
> "...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."

How about:

Harry P. Ness
Hugh Jorgen

ActionBoy

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Connie Lingus
Phil Aysheo

KissyBoony <kissy...@aol.com> wrote in article
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THE HACQ

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Neil Downaneeter

Hillbilly

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Back in high school, my personal favorite was:

Hugh G. Wrection


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says...

Hillbilly

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Hillbilly

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Hillbilly

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Hillbilly

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Back in high school, my personal favorite always was

KissyBoony

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Graciedisc

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Harry P. Ness

Howie Feltersnatch

Gabe Astard

Spanky Peters

Anita Dickens

ADAM KUCHARSKI

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Rudy Zarzoff
Mike Roch

Ranes

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Don't forget the Chardon brothers, Hugh and Lar

Vacantly Occupied

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Jack Hoff
Harry Cox
Neal N. Bob
Eileen Dover (Ben's wife)
Phil Lacio
Connie Lingus
Peter Guzinnia

KissyBoony <kissy...@aol.com> wrote in article
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Manly Matt Schulman

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Hugh G. Rection
Jenny Talia
Ima Hoe
Wayne Kerr
Mike Oxlong
Emerson Biggins

Vacantly Occupied wrote:

> Jack Hoff
> Harry Cox
> Neal N. Bob
> Eileen Dover (Ben's wife)
> Phil Lacio
> Connie Lingus
> Peter Guzinnia
>
> KissyBoony <kissy...@aol.com> wrote

> > Mike Hunt
> > Phil McCracken
> > Jack Mehoff
> > Dick Hertz
> > Mike Oxenfire (say real fast 4 or 5 times if you dont get it)
> > Ben Dover
> > Oliver Closeoff
> > I. P. Freely
> > Al Coholic
> > Amanda Huggenkiss

--
These words of wisdom from "Manly" Matt Schulman [manl...@bcscom.com]

Jayesh Kumar Patel

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Hugh Janus


===========================================================================
Jayesh Kumar Patel
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Ian D Wood

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In article <Bg0JcDAv...@naafit03.demon.co.uk>, Ian D Wood
<Ian...@naafit03.demon.co.uk> writes
>In article <19970929010...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, KissyBoony
><kissy...@aol.com> writes

>>if anyone knows more, let me know...
>>
>>Mike Hunt
>>Phil McCracken
>>Jack Mehoff
>>Dick Hertz
>>Mike Oxenfire (say real fast 4 or 5 times if you dont get it)
>>Ben Dover
>>Oliver Closeoff
>>I. P. Freely
>>Al Coholic
>>Amanda Huggenkiss
>
>
>Norma Stitz
>Ivor Hardon
>Isaac Ox
>Sheila Vasalik
>Mona Lotinbed
>Tia Wansum
>Henrietta Pussy
>Eric Torgan
>Wilma Cockfit
>
Not forgetting

Aaron Hertwat
Cocker Perole
Huan King
Fanny Fingerin
Willy Turt
Annie Chance
Carmen Sideme

--
Ian Wood %%%%
(-@]@-)
%%U%%
%%%

Ian D Wood

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In article <19970929010...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, KissyBoony
<kissy...@aol.com> writes
>if anyone knows more, let me know...
>
>Mike Hunt
>Phil McCracken
>Jack Mehoff
>Dick Hertz
>Mike Oxenfire (say real fast 4 or 5 times if you dont get it)
>Ben Dover
>Oliver Closeoff
>I. P. Freely
>Al Coholic
>Amanda Huggenkiss


Norma Stitz
Ivor Hardon
Isaac Ox
Sheila Vasalik
Mona Lotinbed
Tia Wansum
Henrietta Pussy
Eric Torgan
Wilma Cockfit

--

SkyArtist

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>>In article <19970929010...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, KissyBoony
>><kissy...@aol.com> writes
>>>if anyone knows more, let me know...
>>>
>>>Mike Hunt
>>>Phil McCracken
>>>Jack Mehoff
>>>Dick Hertz
>>>Mike Oxenfire (say real fast 4 or 5 times if you dont get it)
>>>Ben Dover
>>>Oliver Closeoff
>>>I. P. Freely
>>>Al Coholic
>>>Amanda Huggenkiss

my favorite - Heywood Jablowme

THORSON60

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Here's one

Seymour Butts

Ian D Wood

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Old classmates I remember...

Alec Arallover
Andon Minob
Howard Yam
Justin Cider
Whittaker Shower
Roger Furiously
Ophelia Squirm
Garrard Quickly
Everard Boner
Dougie Style
Rea Rentry
Honor Often
Philippa Crack
Sandy Cockchafe
Rhoda Allnight
Ginger Pubes
Lucy Lastic
Ella Verlay

In article <19970929010...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, KissyBoony
<kissy...@aol.com> writes
>if anyone knows more, let me know...
>
>Mike Hunt
>Phil McCracken
>Jack Mehoff
>Dick Hertz
>Mike Oxenfire (say real fast 4 or 5 times if you dont get it)
>Ben Dover
>Oliver Closeoff
>I. P. Freely
>Al Coholic
>Amanda Huggenkiss
>

>---------------------------------- < CUT HERE >
>---------------------------------------
>
>John (a.k.a. - John)
>Kissy...@aol.com
>"...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."

--

A.W.

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Hugh G. Rection
--


THORSON60 <thor...@aol.com> wrote in article
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> Here's one
>
> Seymour Butts
>

Shithead

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Jimmy Jackoff Head
Bob Penis Face
Billy Ray Butthole Fucker
Sally Semen Swallower
Norman Hugecock
Jimmy Suck Dick
Billy Frank Fuckhole


Gary F. Kiley

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Richard Dragon
Craven Morehead
Dick Fitzwell
Sofonda Cox
Phil Macrevice

Kim

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"A.W." <n...@abraxis.com> wrote:

>Hugh G. Rection

Anyone have a list of these names??

Thank U o Thank U

Chris M.

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There were a few in Monty Python's Life of Brian

Biggus Dickus

On Wed, 1 Oct 1997 08:47:38 +0100, Ian D Wood
<Ian...@naafit03.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>Old classmates I remember...
>
>Alec Arallover

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Womans Shoe

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I Like the ones below!..here's some more

Frank Fucker
Cliff Cunt-Corks
ArseFuck Malone
Bollock Brain Brian
Dolphin Bollox O'Connor
Tit-Grippers Graham
Bollox Paste Pete


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Lt.Col.Death

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You guys forgot my personal favorite.

It's the female version of Mike Hunt.

Mike Hawk.


The Lt.Col.

duh

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Here's my favorites:

Cunt Boy
Connie Cock Smoker
Susan Suck Pole
Jack Me Off
Virgina Gaping Hole
Sandy Slutbitch
Bruce Bendsover
Harry Handmeat
Paul Pudpuller
Cheryl Slurpmyfatcock

These are the only people I know of right now.

Joe Beale

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How about Robert Sole (R Sole) ?


THORSON60 wrote in article

mon...@eel.ufl.edu

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Phil McCrevice


ray mcnairy

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The classic Ophelia Pratt

Remove the second 2 from my address to reply

If you are going to quote me, PLEASE quote ME, not what I might be
replying to. It's embarrassing to see some of the things I am quoted
for, as it ain't mine.

Ciao, Ray (Boomer) McNairy
"624"
"So many fools, so few comets!"


Robert Martin

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In article <0bp0CAAa...@naafit03.demon.co.uk>, Ian D Wood (Ian...@naafit03.demon.co.uk) writes:
>Old classmates I remember...
>
>Alec Arallover

How about Eric Shawn??? :-)

Robert Martin


Colin Francis

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"Joe Beale" <j...@abacus.bw> wrote:

Ben Dover and Phil McCracken

===== I don't know how it happened, but it seems there is
an applet in my toaster and some guy in Norway keeps
burning my bloody toast. =======

Fred

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On 30 Sep 1997, Vacantly Occupied wrote:

> Jack Hoff
> Harry Cox
> Neal N. Bob
> Eileen Dover (Ben's wife)
> Phil Lacio
> Connie Lingus
> Peter Guzinnia
>

> KissyBoony <kissy...@aol.com> wrote in article
> <19970929010...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...


> > if anyone knows more, let me know...
> >
> > Mike Hunt
> > Phil McCracken
> > Jack Mehoff
> > Dick Hertz
> > Mike Oxenfire (say real fast 4 or 5 times if you dont get it)
> > Ben Dover
> > Oliver Closeoff
> > I. P. Freely
> > Al Coholic
> > Amanda Huggenkiss
> >

> > ---------------------------------- < CUT HERE >
> > ---------------------------------------
> >
> > John (a.k.a. - John)
> > Kissy...@aol.com
> > "...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
> >
>
>

Seymor Butts

Hu Slung Poo

Claud Balls


Dr. Goatlips

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I had a supervisor once named Richard (aka Dick) Head. He was a good guy
so nobody called him Dick Head too much.

Another favorite (I used this as an alias for a while): Justin Otherman.

Jo Perkins

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In article <343b4dfe...@eskinews.eskimo.com>, "Dobe F. Doinat"
<do...@eskimo.com> writes
>Hi all,
>See all these but many more at the Archive! See below for most recent.
>
>The number appearing after the name in the recent examples are the
>order of frequency of last names in america per census site. Thanks
>and send in those submissions!

>
>>Hugh G. Rection
>>Jenny Talia
>>Ima Hoe
>>Wayne Kerr
>>Mike Oxlong
>>Emerson Biggins
>>> Jack Hoff
>>> Harry Cox
>>> Neal N. Bob
>>> Eileen Dover (Ben's wife)
>>> Phil Lacio
>>> Connie Lingus
>>> Peter Guzinnia
>>> > Mike Hunt
>>> > Phil McCracken
>>> > Jack Mehoff
>>> > Dick Hertz
>>> > Mike Oxenfire
>>> > Ben Dover
>>> > Oliver Closeoff
>>> > I. P. Freely
>>> > Al Coholic
>>> > Amanda Huggenkiss
>Punny Names Sorted 10-4-97

Ms T Windows
Mr Earl-Lee Riser
Mr Frank N Stein
Mr P Lourice
Mr Hugh Mungus

Along side all that I honestly know someone called Richard William
Seaman (dick willy seaman) Honest, how unfortunate!
--
Jo Perkins

Him

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Jo Perkins <j...@bridgems.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<Dr6fmBA9$NO0...@bridgems.demon.co.uk>...
We used to have a famous (for us) cricketer in South Africa named Dick
Cocks. How the hell the announcer never laughed when saying his name I'll
never guess.


The Eye

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The Minister for Racing in New South Wales Australia is Mr Richard Face.
Cruel parents.

<snip>

ace...@ballistic.com

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On Wed, 01 Oct 1997 16:06:57 -0400, "Gary F. Kiley" <gfk...@mtu.edu>
wrote:

>Ian D Wood wrote:
>>
>> Old classmates I remember...
>>
>> Alec Arallover
>> Andon Minob
>> Howard Yam
>> Justin Cider
>> Whittaker Shower
>> Roger Furiously
>> Ophelia Squirm
>> Garrard Quickly
>> Everard Boner
>> Dougie Style
>> Rea Rentry
>> Honor Often
>> Philippa Crack
>> Sandy Cockchafe
>> Rhoda Allnight
>> Ginger Pubes
>> Lucy Lastic
>> Ella Verlay
>>
>> In article <19970929010...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, KissyBoony
>> <kissy...@aol.com> writes

>> >if anyone knows more, let me know...
>> >

>> >Mike Hunt
>> >Phil McCracken
>> >Jack Mehoff
>> >Dick Hertz

>> >Mike Oxenfire (say real fast 4 or 5 times if you dont get it)

>> >Ben Dover
>> >Oliver Closeoff
>> >I. P. Freely
>> >Al Coholic
>> >Amanda Huggenkiss
>> >

>> >---------------------------------- < CUT HERE >
>> >---------------------------------------
>> >
>> >John (a.k.a. - John)
>> >Kissy...@aol.com
>> >"...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
>>

>> --
>> Ian Wood %%%%
>> (-@]@-)
>> %%U%%
>> %%%
>>
>>
>Richard Dragon
>Craven Morehead
>Dick Fitzwell
>Sofonda Cox
>Phil Macrevice


How about:

Buster Cherry
Jack Meoff
E. Normus Johnson

Andrew Ross

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Gday All,

In Australia we have a footy commentator called Rex Hunt, and a few years
back there was an Essendon player whose proper name was Willy Dick. So he
used to call him as William Richard. Then again, he's got some kind of weird
name for everyone.

RoSsCo

Him wrote:
> >>Hugh G. Rection

> > >>Jenny Talia
> > >>Ima Hoe
> > >>Wayne Kerr
> > >>Mike Oxlong
> > >>Emerson Biggins
> > >>> Jack Hoff
> > >>> Harry Cox
> > >>> Neal N. Bob
> > >>> Eileen Dover (Ben's wife)
> > >>> Phil Lacio
> > >>> Connie Lingus
> > >>> Peter Guzinnia

> > >>> > Mike Hunt
> > >>> > Phil McCracken
> > >>> > Jack Mehoff
> > >>> > Dick Hertz
> > >>> > Mike Oxenfire

> > >>> > Ben Dover
> > >>> > Oliver Closeoff
> > >>> > I. P. Freely
> > >>> > Al Coholic
> > >>> > Amanda Huggenkiss

PortiaMan

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Peter Fitznicinsider

C. M.

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From the Bob and Tom show:

Dicken's Cider (Give your girl a hot Dicken's Cider)

space

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degraves - phill degraves
Roni - Pepe Roni

-=P a n j a b=-

It's not so much that nothing means nothing, but more that it keeps meaning
nothing. -C. Bukowski

Matt

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>>> >Mike Hunt
>>> >Phil McCracken
>>> >Jack Mehoff
>>> >Dick Hertz

>>> >Mike Oxenfire (say real fast 4 or 5 times if you dont get it)

>>> >Ben Dover
>>> >Oliver Closeoff
>>> >I. P. Freely
>>> >Al Coholic
>>> >Amanda Huggenkiss
>>> >

>>> >---------------------------------- < CUT HERE >
>>> >---------------------------------------
>>> >
>>> >John (a.k.a. - John)
>>> >Kissy...@aol.com
>>> >"...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
>>>
>>> --
>>> Ian Wood %%%%
>>> (-@]@-)
>>> %%U%%
>>> %%%
>>>
>>>
>>Richard Dragon
>>Craven Morehead
>>Dick Fitzwell
>>Sofonda Cox
>>Phil Macrevice
>
>
>How about:
>
>Buster Cherry
>Jack Meoff
>E. Normus Johnson

How about "Harry Paratesties"?
mike hawk


Dobe F. Doinat

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>Seamen Staines A man in the U.S. Coast Guard. I'm not lying, I'm in the
>Coast Guard too.
Punny Name Sorted 10-9-97 PM (Crude)

Abe Lacock_71038 "A black cock"
Anita Forker_32013 "I need to fuck her"
Art Fay_2277 "Fart"
Deloris N. Labbie_71051 "Clitoris in labia"
Isaac Moe cox "I suck more cocks"
Juan Demore_33943 "Want any more?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lana Dick "Lay on a Dick"
Les B. Forkin_47408 "Let's be fucking"
Melvin Shorts_8612 "Melvin shorts"
Mr. Head_962 "Missed her head"
Mrs. Headd_40519 "Misses head"
Newt Body_11915 "Nude doby"
Newt Ith_31790 "Nudist"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Newt Ith_31790-Colony_74061 "Nudist colony"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Newt Pitcher_4767 "Nude picture"
Newt Women_76021 "Nude women"
Noah Jes_71639 "No or yes?"!!!!!!!!!!
P. S. Ickes_9681 "Pee is icky"
Rob R. Klitz_40277 "Rub her clit"
Wanda Forgue_38012 "Want to fuck?"
Wanda Forker_32013 "Want to fuck her?"
Wanda Haven_5783-Nooner_33161 "Want to have a nooner?"!!!!!!!!

dobe
--
National Archive of "Punny Names"
www.eskimo.com/~dobe/
RESOURCE: www.census.gov/genealogy/names/dist.all.last
dobeN...@eskimo.com

P.J. Foote

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Phil McKrackin


Govikings4

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Ivana Tinkle
Sharon Peters

> "Mike Hunt" type names...

mar...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca

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Jack Meoff
Phil Achito
Connie Lingus
Dick Hertz

Govikings4 (govik...@aol.com) wrote:
: Ivana Tinkle
: Sharon Peters

: > "Mike Hunt" type names...

--
###########################################################################
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# Edmonton, Alberta Canada #
#############################################################################

A multitude of laws in a country is like a great number of physicians, a sign
of weakness and maladay.
Voltaire (1694 - 1778)


Steve Stefanowicz

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Have you heard this one yet?
Adolph Oliver Bush

Steve Stefanowicz


Toimadog

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>Have you heard this one yet?
>Adolph Oliver Bush

Dixon Cox

Gregory C. Lambert

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> >Have you heard this one yet?
> >Adolph Oliver Bush
>
> Dixon Cox

Myra Mains
Stu Pidas
Sue Demonas (For You Medical/Bio People)

CCONNER44

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A few others that may have been posted...

Hugh Jardon
Peter Gozinya
Craven Morehead
Chris Conner


Mark Alan Teagarden

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Rex Hymens and his brother Buster.


Troy James

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Steve Stefanowicz wrote in message ...


>Have you heard this one yet?
>Adolph Oliver Bush
>

>Steve Stefanowicz
>
Haywood Jablome
Jenny Talea
Connie Lingus
Peter Gozinya

troy j.


Mark Alan Teagarden

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Troy James (mend...@psyber.com) wrote:
> Haywood Jablome

As an interesting side note, there is actually a guy in the Bloomington,
Indiana phone book named Heywood Jablome.

ta-ta

Ted J.

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On 16 Oct 1997, Mark Alan Teagarden wrote:

> Rex Hymens and his brother Buster.

Anita Dick, and her Husband, Harry.

===================================================================
Hey, you see that big thing that says
DANGER: 10,000 Volts at High Amperage?

That's where God lives.
===================================================================


aims

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There's always good ole:

Roger Ingham-Knightley

Nosey

GLHS2GO

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I can't believe nobody has said my favorite yet..... Hugh G. Rection


Gene had a fit of creativity at 9:25 AM on 10/17/97
87 Shelby GLHS #484
97 Plymouth Neon Expresso DOHC 16V
79 Dodge D-100 PU 318 2bbl/auto

John and Carey

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Dick Head and his wife Gimmy (male is real person)
Ricky Dick, the police chief (real person)
Richard Cephalus - figure it out
--
In Friendship,

John and Carey
Florida

~~~~Perception is Reality~~~~
:-)


Ted J. <te...@rsn.hp.com> wrote in article
<Pine.HPP.3.96.971017...@midas.rsn.hp.com>...

Michael Kohan

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Gregory C. Lambert wrote:

> > >Have you heard this one yet?
> > >Adolph Oliver Bush
> >

> > Dixon Cox
>
> Myra Mains
> Stu Pidas
> Sue Demonas (For You Medical/Bio People)

Adolf MaWheeny
Amanda Hugginkiss
Heywood Jablohmi

and, true story, at my last base we had a sailor named Tony Eder, and
yes, he was Seaman Eder.

-Mike Kohan (not one of the names)


Maaddog

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Ben Dover
Ivan Yaginov
Hary Paratesties
Seymore Butts
Peter Dragon

Vinny Hrovat

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In our last episode, "Ted J." <te...@rsn.hp.com> spoke thusly:

>On 16 Oct 1997, Mark Alan Teagarden wrote:

>> Rex Hymens and his brother Buster.

>Anita Dick, and her Husband, Harry.

I had a paperboy once named Hung Dang. Kid had business cards printed and
everything . . . .

And i once worked with the Nuss brothers, Andy and Peter. Our employer named
our computer accounts based on first initial and last name, which made them
ANuss and PNuss.


---
Vinny Hrovat | "All persons, living and dead,
grix at wco com | are purely coincidental."

LAPMIGRA

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Hal Apeno?
La P Migra
El Paso Texas

Him

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Ben Doon and Phil MacCavity ?

Your Name <your_...@clear.net.nz> wrote in article
<01bcdcff$83b241c0$463361cb@jeffs>...
> What About
> Iva Biggun
> Busta Blodvessel
> Ilene dover
> Phil McKraken
> Micheal Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmicheal
> Hugh Jass
>
>

H...@cbl.umces.edu

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Oceans9 wrote:
>
> Seymour Beavers

Buster Hymen
Connie Lingus
Ben Dover
Dick Gazinia

Jim Kiernan

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Two actual people in Massachusetts:

Richard Small (he hated to be called Dick)
and
Iona Bush

SMELLOR

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Paul (sie...@omen.net.au) wrote:
: I can't belive you haven't heard of Pat Mycock
:
or that Russian guy Yuri Fugginuglibitch
:

--

Jason Mayfield

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Paul (sie...@omen.net.au) wrote:

: I can't belive you haven't heard of Pat Mycock

Well, in my HMO book, there's an OB/GYN named Harry C Beaver. Sad thing
is, it's not a joke.

--
Jason Mayfield, Arlington VA
Persist, Persevere, Deny, Pursue, Pain, Survive, Ignore, Endure, Strive,
Laugh, Cry, Live, Prevail, Scream, Sweat, Bleed, Sustain, Learn, Ascend,
Give, Get, GO! 312 Days Until Ironman Canada '98

YRUFAT

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what about:

Betty Doeser

Jim Kiernan <jkiernan...@ici.net> wrote in article
<344d27e3.104987636@news>...

Tom & Nancy

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Robert Lablaw wrote:
> Ivan Yakenov
how about; howie feldersnatch

Alan MacBride

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Ben Dover
Iva Soreass
Don Menchenit
Bob Wire
Lisa Nucarr
Justin Case
Barry Menow
Al B. Dare
Betty Will
Betty Wont
Juan Hung Lo (a Hispanic/Oriental)
Gladis Hard
Dee Lited
Dee Frocked

Speaking of which...
A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street. They see several Boy
Scouts.
The Priest says: "Let's fuck 'em."
The Rabbi says: "Out of what?"

Dee Funct
Dee Generate

Speaking of which...
A Rabbi, a Minister and a Priest are on cruise ship along with a troop
of Boy Scouts, (probably the same bunch as before). The ship hits a rock
and starts sinking.
The Rabbi: "We have to save the boys!"
The Minister: " Ah, fuck 'em."
The Priest: "Do we have time?"

Dale L. Bacon

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On Tue, 21 Oct 1997 12:12:20 +0000, H...@cbl.umces.edu Offered theses lines of
Wisdom:

A for real name

Craven Cox!


Dale L. Bacon

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Billly Bob

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TVSTUDIO - Imperial College wrote:
>
> Or the two scots:
>
> Ben Doon & Phil McCavity

Or Phil McCracken

Toimadog

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>>
>> Or the two scots:
>>
>> Ben Doon & Phil McCavity
>
>Or Phil McCracken

Faulk Q. Mann
Dixon Cox

RM Duxbury *remove spamsux to reply*

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In article <345AB6...@no.com>, Billly Bob <bi...@no.com> wrote:
>TVSTUDIO - Imperial College wrote:
>>
>> Or the two scots:
>> Ben Doon & Phil McCavity
>Or Phil McCracken

It's actually Philip McCrevice
Also: Haywood Jablome, Buster Hyman, Dick Swett, The russian porno star Ivana
Bychakokov


Ranger

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Toimadog <toim...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19971101214...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...


> >>
> >> Or the two scots:
> >>
> >> Ben Doon & Phil McCavity
> >
> >Or Phil McCracken
>

> Faulk Q. Mann
> Dixon Cox

> Patrick FitzHenry and Henry FitzPatrick (Gay Irishmen)

MTi...@gemsoft.co.uk

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> > > Ben Doon and Phil MacCavity ?
> > > > What About
> > > > Iva Biggun
> > > > Busta Blodvessel
> > > > Ilene dover
> > > > Phil McKraken
> > > > Micheal Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmicheal
> > > > Hugh Jass
> > > >
> > > >
> >
> > Ivan Yakenov
> how about; howie feldersnatch
>

Hugh G. Rection

CT-Hokie

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wi...@aol.com (Wijim) wrote:

>don't forget
>Craven Moorehead
>ben dover
>pat McCrotch
>jaque strappe

Anita Blow

"It is better to keep quiet and look stupid, than to open your
mouth and removing all doubt."

-Mark Twain

http://www.geocities.com/collegepark/3752

harry colon

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Jbcpharmd wrote:
>
> Buster Hymen
>
> Or the famous Russian Urologist...
> I. Toracokov

And then theres my favorites,
Harry Colon
Seymour Cleavage
Doug Holes
Red Ruffensore
Chuck Letsoda
Guy Zandolls

The Judge

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In article <01bcec3b$47242cf0$0b00a8c0@pc11>, MTi...@gemsoft.co.uk
wrote

I used to have friends in a punk rock group called :
Buster Hymen and the Penetrations
--
Ken

Jerry Johnson

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Jbcpharmd wrote:
>
> Buster Hymen
>
> Or the famous Russian Urologist...
> I. Toracokov
Or the Russian Prostitute:

Shelia Rotuorcokov

harry colon

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Jbcpharmd wrote:
>
> Buster Hymen
>
> Or the famous Russian Urologist...
> I. Toracokov

Lets not forget Bart Simpsons favorites

Hugh Jass?

Pat Magroin!!

Amanda Hugginkiss!!

Mike Rotch

Phil McCrackin!!

Wayne King

Isabelle Ringing

Ivana Tinkle

Anita Bath

Oliver Klosoff?

Bea O'Problem?

Seymour Butts!!

I.P Daily!!

Holden Magroin

Al Coholic

Stu Pidass

Jock Strap

H...@cbl.umces.edu

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MTi...@gemsoft.co.uk wrote:
>
> > > > Ben Doon and Phil MacCavity ?
> > > > > What About
> > > > > Iva Biggun
> > > > > Busta Blodvessel
> > > > > Ilene dover
> > > > > Phil McKraken
> > > > > Micheal Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmicheal
> > > > > Hugh Jass
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > > Ivan Yakenov
> > how about; howie feldersnatch
> >
>
> Hugh G. Rection

Pat McGroin
Ben Dover
Connie Lingus
Rodger Kokov

Brooks Parfitt

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> Pat McGroin
> Ben Dover
> Connie Lingus
> Rodger Kokov

Haywood Jibloehmy


spike

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Hugh G. Rection

spike (|======>
___________________________________
"quitting smoking now greatly reduces your chances of
smoking in the future."

Deltoid97

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my friends name is jack goff , honest

David Wallace

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Hung Wow
Iva Biggin (Real name!!)
Hellen Back
--
"Dolly Rocker.........its called Dolly Rocker.....
......its an old make of dress.........
......well months old.........you know........
........that sort of thing.

Jon Mills <jmi...@jmills.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<9Ghw2PAs...@jmills.demon.co.uk>...
> Apparently Jim Kerr's parents originally christened him "Juan"

Jon Mills

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Empathy105

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there is a skating ad featuring tony hawk's "brother mike. go ahead and say
mike's full name a few times.. . . . . .what happened to it?


AMSUITES

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How about:

Hugh-Jim Bissel
lo...@megsinet.net

Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.


Mike Oxbig

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Hows these:
Mike Rotch
Hugh G Rection
Mike Oxbig
Dick Fitzwell
Sharon Peters
Fonda Peters
Jack Meoff
Amanda Kissnhug
Al Cohol
Peter Guzinya
Dill Dough
Clint Oris
Ivanna licku
>
>

David Bridgeman

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Empathy105 wrote:
>
> there is a skating ad featuring tony hawk's "brother mike. go ahead and say
> mike's full name a few times.. . . . . .what happened to it?I know someone named "Mike Hock". Try saying that a few times.

KKC

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I had an English prof in college who SWORE he once knew a student named
Ophelia Rass.

Maverick

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I wanted to call my racehorse Hoof Hearted


davmac.rem...@netcomuk.co.uk

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There is a racehorse based in the UK called "Betty Swollocks".
--
Dave Mac
http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~davmac/home.htm

Maverick wrote in message <01bcfc16$f843bc40$1d419ec2@default>...

Neumann

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Paul wrote:
>
> I can't belive you haven't heard of Pat Mycock
How about these.

Dick Goesinya

Or for those of us who are ex Navy

Seaman Stains

starstar

greg...@gmail.com

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Buster hymen

Douglas D.. Anderson

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