How about:
Harry P. Ness
Hugh Jorgen
KissyBoony <kissy...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19970929010...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
Hugh G. Wrection
In article <19970929010...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, kissy...@aol.com
says...
Howie Feltersnatch
Gabe Astard
Spanky Peters
Anita Dickens
KissyBoony <kissy...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19970929010...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
Vacantly Occupied wrote:
> Jack Hoff
> Harry Cox
> Neal N. Bob
> Eileen Dover (Ben's wife)
> Phil Lacio
> Connie Lingus
> Peter Guzinnia
>
> KissyBoony <kissy...@aol.com> wrote
> > Mike Hunt
> > Phil McCracken
> > Jack Mehoff
> > Dick Hertz
> > Mike Oxenfire (say real fast 4 or 5 times if you dont get it)
> > Ben Dover
> > Oliver Closeoff
> > I. P. Freely
> > Al Coholic
> > Amanda Huggenkiss
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Aaron Hertwat
Cocker Perole
Huan King
Fanny Fingerin
Willy Turt
Annie Chance
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Ian Wood %%%%
(-@]@-)
%%U%%
%%%
Norma Stitz
Ivor Hardon
Isaac Ox
Sheila Vasalik
Mona Lotinbed
Tia Wansum
Henrietta Pussy
Eric Torgan
Wilma Cockfit
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my favorite - Heywood Jablowme
Seymour Butts
Alec Arallover
Andon Minob
Howard Yam
Justin Cider
Whittaker Shower
Roger Furiously
Ophelia Squirm
Garrard Quickly
Everard Boner
Dougie Style
Rea Rentry
Honor Often
Philippa Crack
Sandy Cockchafe
Rhoda Allnight
Ginger Pubes
Lucy Lastic
Ella Verlay
In article <19970929010...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, KissyBoony
<kissy...@aol.com> writes
>if anyone knows more, let me know...
>
>Mike Hunt
>Phil McCracken
>Jack Mehoff
>Dick Hertz
>Mike Oxenfire (say real fast 4 or 5 times if you dont get it)
>Ben Dover
>Oliver Closeoff
>I. P. Freely
>Al Coholic
>Amanda Huggenkiss
>
>---------------------------------- < CUT HERE >
>---------------------------------------
>
>John (a.k.a. - John)
>Kissy...@aol.com
>"...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
--
THORSON60 <thor...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19971001144...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
> Here's one
>
> Seymour Butts
>
Jimmy Jackoff Head
Bob Penis Face
Billy Ray Butthole Fucker
Sally Semen Swallower
Norman Hugecock
Jimmy Suck Dick
Billy Frank Fuckhole
>Hugh G. Rection
Anyone have a list of these names??
Thank U o Thank U
There were a few in Monty Python's Life of Brian
Biggus Dickus
On Wed, 1 Oct 1997 08:47:38 +0100, Ian D Wood
<Ian...@naafit03.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>Old classmates I remember...
>
>Alec Arallover
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Frank Fucker
Cliff Cunt-Corks
ArseFuck Malone
Bollock Brain Brian
Dolphin Bollox O'Connor
Tit-Grippers Graham
Bollox Paste Pete
Shithead <Shit...@airmail.net> wrote in article
<61F9B6655FC7653B.184B5FF4...@library-proxy.airnews.ne
t>...
It's the female version of Mike Hunt.
Mike Hawk.
The Lt.Col.
Here's my favorites:
Cunt Boy
Connie Cock Smoker
Susan Suck Pole
Jack Me Off
Virgina Gaping Hole
Sandy Slutbitch
Bruce Bendsover
Harry Handmeat
Paul Pudpuller
Cheryl Slurpmyfatcock
These are the only people I know of right now.
THORSON60 wrote in article
Remove the second 2 from my address to reply
If you are going to quote me, PLEASE quote ME, not what I might be
replying to. It's embarrassing to see some of the things I am quoted
for, as it ain't mine.
Ciao, Ray (Boomer) McNairy
"624"
"So many fools, so few comets!"
How about Eric Shawn??? :-)
Robert Martin
Ben Dover and Phil McCracken
===== I don't know how it happened, but it seems there is
an applet in my toaster and some guy in Norway keeps
burning my bloody toast. =======
> Jack Hoff
> Harry Cox
> Neal N. Bob
> Eileen Dover (Ben's wife)
> Phil Lacio
> Connie Lingus
> Peter Guzinnia
>
> KissyBoony <kissy...@aol.com> wrote in article
> <19970929010...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
> > if anyone knows more, let me know...
> >
> > Mike Hunt
> > Phil McCracken
> > Jack Mehoff
> > Dick Hertz
> > Mike Oxenfire (say real fast 4 or 5 times if you dont get it)
> > Ben Dover
> > Oliver Closeoff
> > I. P. Freely
> > Al Coholic
> > Amanda Huggenkiss
> >
> > ---------------------------------- < CUT HERE >
> > ---------------------------------------
> >
> > John (a.k.a. - John)
> > Kissy...@aol.com
> > "...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
> >
>
>
Seymor Butts
Hu Slung Poo
Claud Balls
Another favorite (I used this as an alias for a while): Justin Otherman.
Ms T Windows
Mr Earl-Lee Riser
Mr Frank N Stein
Mr P Lourice
Mr Hugh Mungus
Along side all that I honestly know someone called Richard William
Seaman (dick willy seaman) Honest, how unfortunate!
--
Jo Perkins
<snip>
>Ian D Wood wrote:
>>
>> Old classmates I remember...
>>
>> Alec Arallover
>> Andon Minob
>> Howard Yam
>> Justin Cider
>> Whittaker Shower
>> Roger Furiously
>> Ophelia Squirm
>> Garrard Quickly
>> Everard Boner
>> Dougie Style
>> Rea Rentry
>> Honor Often
>> Philippa Crack
>> Sandy Cockchafe
>> Rhoda Allnight
>> Ginger Pubes
>> Lucy Lastic
>> Ella Verlay
>>
>> In article <19970929010...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, KissyBoony
>> <kissy...@aol.com> writes
>> >if anyone knows more, let me know...
>> >
>> >Mike Hunt
>> >Phil McCracken
>> >Jack Mehoff
>> >Dick Hertz
>> >Mike Oxenfire (say real fast 4 or 5 times if you dont get it)
>> >Ben Dover
>> >Oliver Closeoff
>> >I. P. Freely
>> >Al Coholic
>> >Amanda Huggenkiss
>> >
>> >---------------------------------- < CUT HERE >
>> >---------------------------------------
>> >
>> >John (a.k.a. - John)
>> >Kissy...@aol.com
>> >"...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
>>
>> --
>> Ian Wood %%%%
>> (-@]@-)
>> %%U%%
>> %%%
>>
>>
>Richard Dragon
>Craven Morehead
>Dick Fitzwell
>Sofonda Cox
>Phil Macrevice
How about:
Buster Cherry
Jack Meoff
E. Normus Johnson
In Australia we have a footy commentator called Rex Hunt, and a few years
back there was an Essendon player whose proper name was Willy Dick. So he
used to call him as William Richard. Then again, he's got some kind of weird
name for everyone.
RoSsCo
Him wrote:
> >>Hugh G. Rection
> > >>Jenny Talia
> > >>Ima Hoe
> > >>Wayne Kerr
> > >>Mike Oxlong
> > >>Emerson Biggins
> > >>> Jack Hoff
> > >>> Harry Cox
> > >>> Neal N. Bob
> > >>> Eileen Dover (Ben's wife)
> > >>> Phil Lacio
> > >>> Connie Lingus
> > >>> Peter Guzinnia
> > >>> > Mike Hunt
> > >>> > Phil McCracken
> > >>> > Jack Mehoff
> > >>> > Dick Hertz
> > >>> > Mike Oxenfire
> > >>> > Ben Dover
> > >>> > Oliver Closeoff
> > >>> > I. P. Freely
> > >>> > Al Coholic
> > >>> > Amanda Huggenkiss
From the Bob and Tom show:
Dicken's Cider (Give your girl a hot Dicken's Cider)
-=P a n j a b=-
It's not so much that nothing means nothing, but more that it keeps meaning
nothing. -C. Bukowski
>>> >Mike Hunt
>>> >Phil McCracken
>>> >Jack Mehoff
>>> >Dick Hertz
>>> >Mike Oxenfire (say real fast 4 or 5 times if you dont get it)
>>> >Ben Dover
>>> >Oliver Closeoff
>>> >I. P. Freely
>>> >Al Coholic
>>> >Amanda Huggenkiss
>>> >
>>> >---------------------------------- < CUT HERE >
>>> >---------------------------------------
>>> >
>>> >John (a.k.a. - John)
>>> >Kissy...@aol.com
>>> >"...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
>>>
>>> --
>>> Ian Wood %%%%
>>> (-@]@-)
>>> %%U%%
>>> %%%
>>>
>>>
>>Richard Dragon
>>Craven Morehead
>>Dick Fitzwell
>>Sofonda Cox
>>Phil Macrevice
>
>
>How about:
>
>Buster Cherry
>Jack Meoff
>E. Normus Johnson
How about "Harry Paratesties"?
mike hawk
Abe Lacock_71038 "A black cock"
Anita Forker_32013 "I need to fuck her"
Art Fay_2277 "Fart"
Deloris N. Labbie_71051 "Clitoris in labia"
Isaac Moe cox "I suck more cocks"
Juan Demore_33943 "Want any more?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lana Dick "Lay on a Dick"
Les B. Forkin_47408 "Let's be fucking"
Melvin Shorts_8612 "Melvin shorts"
Mr. Head_962 "Missed her head"
Mrs. Headd_40519 "Misses head"
Newt Body_11915 "Nude doby"
Newt Ith_31790 "Nudist"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Newt Ith_31790-Colony_74061 "Nudist colony"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Newt Pitcher_4767 "Nude picture"
Newt Women_76021 "Nude women"
Noah Jes_71639 "No or yes?"!!!!!!!!!!
P. S. Ickes_9681 "Pee is icky"
Rob R. Klitz_40277 "Rub her clit"
Wanda Forgue_38012 "Want to fuck?"
Wanda Forker_32013 "Want to fuck her?"
Wanda Haven_5783-Nooner_33161 "Want to have a nooner?"!!!!!!!!
dobe
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www.eskimo.com/~dobe/
RESOURCE: www.census.gov/genealogy/names/dist.all.last
dobeN...@eskimo.com
> "Mike Hunt" type names...
Govikings4 (govik...@aol.com) wrote:
: Ivana Tinkle
: Sharon Peters
: > "Mike Hunt" type names...
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A multitude of laws in a country is like a great number of physicians, a sign
of weakness and maladay.
Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
Steve Stefanowicz
Dixon Cox
Myra Mains
Stu Pidas
Sue Demonas (For You Medical/Bio People)
Hugh Jardon
Peter Gozinya
Craven Morehead
Chris Conner
Steve Stefanowicz wrote in message ...
>Have you heard this one yet?
>Adolph Oliver Bush
>
>Steve Stefanowicz
>
Haywood Jablome
Jenny Talea
Connie Lingus
Peter Gozinya
troy j.
As an interesting side note, there is actually a guy in the Bloomington,
Indiana phone book named Heywood Jablome.
ta-ta
> Rex Hymens and his brother Buster.
Anita Dick, and her Husband, Harry.
===================================================================
Hey, you see that big thing that says
DANGER: 10,000 Volts at High Amperage?
That's where God lives.
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There's always good ole:
Roger Ingham-Knightley
Nosey
Gene had a fit of creativity at 9:25 AM on 10/17/97
87 Shelby GLHS #484
97 Plymouth Neon Expresso DOHC 16V
79 Dodge D-100 PU 318 2bbl/auto
John and Carey
Florida
~~~~Perception is Reality~~~~
:-)
Ted J. <te...@rsn.hp.com> wrote in article
<Pine.HPP.3.96.971017...@midas.rsn.hp.com>...
Gregory C. Lambert wrote:
> > >Have you heard this one yet?
> > >Adolph Oliver Bush
> >
> > Dixon Cox
>
> Myra Mains
> Stu Pidas
> Sue Demonas (For You Medical/Bio People)
Adolf MaWheeny
Amanda Hugginkiss
Heywood Jablohmi
and, true story, at my last base we had a sailor named Tony Eder, and
yes, he was Seaman Eder.
-Mike Kohan (not one of the names)
>On 16 Oct 1997, Mark Alan Teagarden wrote:
>> Rex Hymens and his brother Buster.
>Anita Dick, and her Husband, Harry.
I had a paperboy once named Hung Dang. Kid had business cards printed and
everything . . . .
And i once worked with the Nuss brothers, Andy and Peter. Our employer named
our computer accounts based on first initial and last name, which made them
ANuss and PNuss.
---
Vinny Hrovat | "All persons, living and dead,
grix at wco com | are purely coincidental."
Your Name <your_...@clear.net.nz> wrote in article
<01bcdcff$83b241c0$463361cb@jeffs>...
> What About
> Iva Biggun
> Busta Blodvessel
> Ilene dover
> Phil McKraken
> Micheal Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmicheal
> Hugh Jass
>
>
Buster Hymen
Connie Lingus
Ben Dover
Dick Gazinia
Richard Small (he hated to be called Dick)
and
Iona Bush
--
: I can't belive you haven't heard of Pat Mycock
Well, in my HMO book, there's an OB/GYN named Harry C Beaver. Sad thing
is, it's not a joke.
--
Jason Mayfield, Arlington VA
Persist, Persevere, Deny, Pursue, Pain, Survive, Ignore, Endure, Strive,
Laugh, Cry, Live, Prevail, Scream, Sweat, Bleed, Sustain, Learn, Ascend,
Give, Get, GO! 312 Days Until Ironman Canada '98
Betty Doeser
Jim Kiernan <jkiernan...@ici.net> wrote in article
<344d27e3.104987636@news>...
Ben Dover
Iva Soreass
Don Menchenit
Bob Wire
Lisa Nucarr
Justin Case
Barry Menow
Al B. Dare
Betty Will
Betty Wont
Juan Hung Lo (a Hispanic/Oriental)
Gladis Hard
Dee Lited
Dee Frocked
Speaking of which...
A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street. They see several Boy
Scouts.
The Priest says: "Let's fuck 'em."
The Rabbi says: "Out of what?"
Dee Funct
Dee Generate
Speaking of which...
A Rabbi, a Minister and a Priest are on cruise ship along with a troop
of Boy Scouts, (probably the same bunch as before). The ship hits a rock
and starts sinking.
The Rabbi: "We have to save the boys!"
The Minister: " Ah, fuck 'em."
The Priest: "Do we have time?"
A for real name
Craven Cox!
Or Phil McCracken
Faulk Q. Mann
Dixon Cox
It's actually Philip McCrevice
Also: Haywood Jablome, Buster Hyman, Dick Swett, The russian porno star Ivana
Bychakokov
Toimadog <toim...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19971101214...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
> >>
> >> Or the two scots:
> >>
> >> Ben Doon & Phil McCavity
> >
> >Or Phil McCracken
>
> Faulk Q. Mann
> Dixon Cox
> Patrick FitzHenry and Henry FitzPatrick (Gay Irishmen)
Hugh G. Rection
>don't forget
>Craven Moorehead
>ben dover
>pat McCrotch
>jaque strappe
Anita Blow
"It is better to keep quiet and look stupid, than to open your
mouth and removing all doubt."
-Mark Twain
And then theres my favorites,
Harry Colon
Seymour Cleavage
Doug Holes
Red Ruffensore
Chuck Letsoda
Guy Zandolls
I used to have friends in a punk rock group called :
Buster Hymen and the Penetrations
--
Ken
Shelia Rotuorcokov
Lets not forget Bart Simpsons favorites
Hugh Jass?
Pat Magroin!!
Amanda Hugginkiss!!
Mike Rotch
Phil McCrackin!!
Wayne King
Isabelle Ringing
Ivana Tinkle
Anita Bath
Oliver Klosoff?
Bea O'Problem?
Seymour Butts!!
I.P Daily!!
Holden Magroin
Al Coholic
Stu Pidass
Jock Strap
Pat McGroin
Ben Dover
Connie Lingus
Rodger Kokov
Haywood Jibloehmy
spike (|======>
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"quitting smoking now greatly reduces your chances of
smoking in the future."
Jon Mills <jmi...@jmills.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<9Ghw2PAs...@jmills.demon.co.uk>...
> Apparently Jim Kerr's parents originally christened him "Juan"
Hows these:
Mike Rotch
Hugh G Rection
Mike Oxbig
Dick Fitzwell
Sharon Peters
Fonda Peters
Jack Meoff
Amanda Kissnhug
Al Cohol
Peter Guzinya
Dill Dough
Clint Oris
Ivanna licku
>
>
I had an English prof in college who SWORE he once knew a student named
Ophelia Rass.
Maverick wrote in message <01bcfc16$f843bc40$1d419ec2@default>...
Dick Goesinya
Or for those of us who are ex Navy
Seaman Stains
starstar