Fake Names (Ben Dover, Buck Nakad, Etc.)
Bill Wilson
> Hugh G. Rection
a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
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In article <4jpn92$s...@tribune.concentric.net>, haze...@concentric.net
says...
>
>SPI...@VM.TEMPLE.EDU wrote:
>
>>does anyone have a list of all the "phone call" names
>>
>>you know, like Buck Nakad or Ben Dover etc.
>>
>>If you do, please post or E-mail me.
>>
>>Chris Spigel
>
>Here's a few:
>
>Amanda Hugginkis
>Seymour Butts (author of Underneath the Bleachers)
>Dick Longenhard
>Homer Sexual
>Al Coholic
>I.P. Freely
>Harry Cox
>Virginia T.
>
>Enjoy!
>Jaci Minges :o)
> Jaci's Commune
>http://www.cris.com/~hazenet1/jaciweb/jaciweb.html
>
>
>
>
medge
>
> Rob...@CRIS.COM (RKNOFX) wrote:
>
> >MEL LESTER (I know a guy with this name!!!)
>
> How about :
> Dick Hertz or
> Mr. Completely or
> Harry Dick (a real name by the way)Other real names I know of:
Joe King
Shaun Lamb
and
Dwayne Pipe.
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me...@grace.ssabsa.sa.gov.au says...
Dick Creemer
Harry Bush
Tara Ralph
Anna Scarna
Or Richard Head (Dick for short).
A friend of mine once said he couldn't come out that night, since he was
seeing Pamela Hand...geddit??
shoeb hafiz
Ms. Oliver Closeoff
Mr. Ben Dover
darkwind
Dan Kamins
>
>Number101 wrote:
>
>> Hugh G. Rection
>
>a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
>
Any more?
d
~
James Anderson
: In article <316FD8...@midwest.net>, bi...@midwest.net says...
: Any more?
: d
: ~
Haywood Jablome
Hugh Jass
Hugh Jorgan
Onya Neesbitch
...keep'em rolling
Jeff Nykerk
Ben Dover and Phil McCrevis
On Monday, April 08, 1996, Mike D'alto wrote...
> joj...@aol.com (Jojoga) wrote:
>
> >Cole Kuts
> >Sal Ami
> >Stu Pit
> >Phil D'Grave
> >Pepe Roni
> >Al Depantsyoo
> >Bill Loney
>
> Also don't forget the ever popular
> Dick Hertz and
> Mike Hunt
>
>
>
Glick5
writes:
>>Harry Dick (a real name by the way)
>
>
>
Name of a Urologist in Iowa - really!
David Glick
Somewhere near Detroit
And brave (foolish) enough to admit it
Glick5
>Pat Manads
>Peter Fitzniceinsider
>Heywood Jablowme
>
>
>
Then there's the gay Scottish couple - Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald
Fitzpatrick
Jonathan Stein
> Dan Kamins (dka...@husc.harvard.edu) wrote:
> : a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
> : Any more?
> Haywood Jablome
> Hugh Jass
> Hugh Jorgan
> Onya Neesbitch
Should be Haywood Jablomy and the even more Slavic Onya Neesbich.
Then there is the more WASP-ish Karen A. Loade and Pierce D. Highman.
We certainly shouldn't forget our Jewish friends, Hirsch Itzmell and Lee
Kurtitzoff. Or our Asian representative, Li Sun Man. Payne N. Dasse,
Gabe Lade, and the Nigerian star, Goshute Ineryere round out the scoring
for this round.
Brer Cat
Hugh Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzhugh...
Paul L.
>rrac...@atcon.com (GNU Man) wrote:
>>SPI...@VM.TEMPLE.EDU wrote:
>>>does anyone have a list of all the "phone call" names
>>>
>>>you know, like Buck Nakad or Ben Dover etc.
>>>
>>>If you do, please post or E-mail me.
>>>
>>>Chris Spigel
>>How about "Studley Hungwell"?
>How about the following Bart Simpson phone pranks :
> 7G03: Hey, everybody, I. P. Freeley!
> 7G06: Hey guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.
> 7G01: Is there an Al Coholic here? ... and ...
> Call for Oliver Kloushoff.
> 7F11: I wanna Seymour Butts.
> 7F15: C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
> 7F22: Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
> 8F08: Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
> 8F09: Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
> 9F06: Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss? ... and ...
> Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
> (Bart had an accomplice for this one.)
I graduated college with 2 guys named Ronald McDonald and Peter Pan
JS. Nation
: pet...@inet.uni-c.dk (Peter Bjoern) wrote:
: How about:
: Yuri Nate?
: All of these i made up, and i think are better than the old IP FREELY
: ones.
: The Flashmeister
: (Mark Fleschler)
: phil...@ix.netcom.com
My mum was going to call me Yuri, which I don't find at all amusing.
James Nation
James D. Armistead
Ben Doon
Phil McCrevis
and
Pat McGroin
Seagull
Mack Notten
Ben & Eilen Dover
Dick (or Peter) Palmer
Dick Puller
and so much more...
chris pearsone
>: >
>: >> Hugh G. Rection
>: >
>: >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
>: >
>: Any more?
>Haywood Jablome
>Hugh Jass
>Hugh Jorgan
>Onya Neesbitch
>...keep'em rolling
Jack Mehoff
Phil McGroin
Anyone know any with womens names???
Spiff
Walter Byrd
Etc.)>, 'pears...@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (chris pearsone)' wrote:
>I: >Number101 wrote:
>>: >
>>: >> Hugh G. Rection
>>: >
>>: >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
>>: >
>>: a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>
>>: Any more?
>
>>Haywood Jablome
>
>>Hugh Jass
>
>>Hugh Jorgan
>
>>Onya Neesbitch
>
>>...keep'em rolling
>
>Jack Mehoff
>
>Phil McGroin
>
Amanda Huginkiss
Tambrey E. Boyle
>From: pears...@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (chris pearsone)
>Subject: Re: Fake Names (Ben Dover, Buck Nakad, Etc.)
>Date: Sat, 20 Apr 1996 02:42:42 GMT
>I: >Number101 wrote:
>>: >
>>: >> Hugh G. Rection
>>: >
>>: >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
>>: >
>>: a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>>: Any more?
>>Haywood Jablome
>>Hugh Jass
>>Hugh Jorgan
>>Onya Neesbitch
>>...keep'em rolling
>Jack Mehoff
>Phil McGroin
>Anyone know any with womens names???
Phil McCrackin
Julie Kwon
Walter Byrd
Bunag Jeremy C
>Seriously now, I do work with a guy named Dick Long.
>
>
And I know a fellow whose name is Dick Flick...He has a cool cabin up in
Wisconsin!
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Walter Byrd
Etc.)>, 'rla...@slip.net (Spiff)' wrote:
>
>
Byrd
this fucking sucks, who would have a fucking name like that/......
these are made to SOUND reastic
C. Radcliffe
>>>: >
>>>: >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
>>>: >
>>>: a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>
>>>: Any more?
>
>>>Haywood Jablome
>
>>>Hugh Jass
>
>>>Hugh Jorgan
>
>>>Onya Neesbitch
>
>>>...keep'em rolling
>
>>Jack Mehoff
>
>>Phil McGroin
>
>
>>Anyone know any with womens names???
>
>Phil McCrackin
>
Mike Hawkhertz
Phil McCrevice
Mike Hunt
Aeroplane
Anita Blow
Anonymous
Jackie
>
> In article <pearson.11....@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu> pears...@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (chris pearsone) writes:
> >From: pears...@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (chris pearsone)
> >Subject: Re: Fake Names (Ben Dover, Buck Nakad, Etc.)
> >Date: Sat, 20 Apr 1996 02:42:42 GMT
>
> >I: >Number101 wrote:
> >>: >
> >>: >
> >>: >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
> >>: >
> >>: a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>
> >>: Any more?
>
> >>Haywood Jablome
>
> >>Hugh Jass
>
> >>Hugh Jorgan
>
> >>Onya Neesbitch
>
> >>...keep'em rolling
>
> >Jack Mehoff
>
> >Phil McGroin
>
> >Anyone know any with womens names???
>
> Phil McCrackin
Ophelia Bottom
Neil Down
JOHN REYNOLDS
> Dan Kamins (dka...@husc.harvard.edu) wrote:
> : In article <316FD8...@midwest.net>, bi...@midwest.net says...
> : >
> : >Number101 wrote:
> : >
> : >> Hugh G. Rection
> : >
> : >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
> : >
> : a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>
> : Any more?
>
> : d
> : ~
>
> Haywood Jablome
>
> Hugh Jass
>
> Hugh Jorgan
>
> Onya Neesbitch
>
> ...keep'em rolling
>
Phil McCavity (This does not apply to dentistry)
Stan Dup
Justin Case
Justin Time
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>>Pat Manads
>>Peter Fitzniceinsider
>>Heywood Jablowme
>Then there's the gay Scottish couple - Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
Phil McCreviss.
Anita Handjob
Homer Sexual
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cartoon called Captain Pugwash. It was banned when the BBC discovered
what the names meant:
Captain Pugwash, master of the ship "The Black Pig" had two crewmen,
one called Seaman Staines, and the other called Master Baites.
This cartoon lasted for over a year before anyone worked it out.
MICHAEL
Phillip McCrack
Sharon Peters
Adolp Oliver Bush
Jon Weaver
>
> >: Any more?
>
> >Haywood Jablome
>
> >Hugh Jass
>
> >Hugh Jorgan
>
Not forgetting "Hugh Janous"
otto
Daniel Vila
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Marsha Ann Folks
>>>: >> Hugh G. Rection
>>>: >
>>>: >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
>>>: >
>>>: a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>
>
>>>Haywood Jablome
>
>>>Hugh Jass
>
>>>Hugh Jorgan
>
>
>>>...keep'em rolling
>
>
>>Phil McGroin
>
>
>>Anyone know any with womens names???
>
Polly Graf
Mai Tung Burns
Jean Poole
Meg O. Watt
I Jess Kant
Mae B. Knott
Daddy Mac
In article <tambrey.7...@acsnet.com>, tam...@acsnet.com (Tambrey E.
Boyle) wrote:
> In article <pearson.11....@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu>
pears...@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (chris pearsone) writes:
> >From: pears...@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (chris pearsone)
> >Subject: Re: Fake Names (Ben Dover, Buck Nakad, Etc.)
> >Date: Sat, 20 Apr 1996 02:42:42 GMT
>
> >I: >Number101 wrote:
> >>: >
> >>: >> Hugh G. Rection
> >>: >
> >>: >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
> >>: >
> >>: a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>
> >>: Any more?
>
> >>Haywood Jablome
>
> >>Hugh Jass
>
> >>Hugh Jorgan
>
> >>Onya Neesbitch
>
> >>...keep'em rolling
>
> >Jack Mehoff
>
> >Phil McGroin
>
>
> >Anyone know any with womens names???
Jenny Talia
Sue Yurassoff
Conny Lingus
Hammer
In article <Pine.OSF.3.91.960422152608.17912D-100000@leofric>
JOHN REYNOLDS <jrey...@coventry.ac.uk> wrote:
> On 17 Apr 1996, James Anderson wrote:
>
> > Dan Kamins (dka...@husc.harvard.edu) wrote:
> > : In article <316FD8...@midwest.net>, bi...@midwest.net says...
> > : >
> > : >
> > : >> Hugh G. Rection
> > : >
> > : >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
> > : >
> > : a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
> >
> > : Any more?
> >
> > : ~
> >
> > Haywood Jablome
> >
> > Hugh Jass
> >
> > Hugh Jorgan
> >
> > Onya Neesbitch
> >
> > ...keep'em rolling
> >
>
> Stan Dup
>
> Justin Case
>
> Justin Time
Amanda Huginkis
>Ivana Tinkle
Pat McGroin
Ben Dover
dwc...@midwest.net
How about the Heinie family siblings?
No one knows
Big Red, Thor, or Ophelia Heinie?
Charles R. Cartwright
Miss Verschot Miss Bea Verschot
wl-swee...@society.com
Ok, here are some more names.
how about Anita Blow, and Harry Petersm and Sharon Peters
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don keyballs
harry palmer
harry peters
did you ever read the books?
- "over the cliff" by ugo first
- "the yellow river" by I.P.daily
Hugh Jorgan
<wl-swee...@society.com> wrote:
>Ok, here are some more names.
>how about Anita Blow, and Harry Petersm and Sharon Peters
If Bernadette Peters, Ivan Dixon and Wally Cox were to start a
talent agency together, it would be called "Dixon, Peters and Cox".
Chuck
I really enjoyed the book "The Electrocuted China Man" by Me Fuckee
Light Sockee.
Ryan W. Walker
No lie, I know a guy named Mike Hunt! (not really fake, but funny anyway)
On 24 Apr 1996, Daniel Vila wrote:
> Mike Hawk
Andrew Ross
Gday,
>Seriously now, I do work with a guy named Dick Long.
Here in Australia we have Aussie Rules footy. One of the clubs,
Essendon, had a player by the name of Willy Dick. So one commentator,
Rex Hunt (who else) decided to call him William Richard!
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Gday,
>Don't forget those famous Scotsmen...
>Ben Doon
>Phil McCrevis
>and
>Pat McGroin
And what about from the "Wired World Of Sports" (Australia)
Phil McCracken
Andrew Ross
Gday,
>>> Also don't forget the ever popular
>>> Dick Hertz and
>>> Mike Hunt
And also
Hugh Jars
Wayne King
Hugh Jorgan
asr...@mugcb.cc.monash.edu.au (Andrew Ross) wrote:
>Here in Australia we have Aussie Rules footy. One of the clubs,
>Essendon, had a player by the name of Willy Dick.
Anyone follow NASCAR racing? There's a driver named Dick Trickle.
Funnier that any fake names I've ever heard.
Acid-Burn
Hugh Jass
John Gonzalez
How about these:
-Mona Lott-
-Lena Guenster-
-Peter Gozinya-
Tom
Particularly for the one race where he was "sitting
on the pole"... yuc yuc..
mike macloskey
In article <Pine.OSF.3.91.960423...@paul.spu.edu> MICHAEL <mike...@paul.spu.edu> writes:
>From: MICHAEL <mike...@paul.spu.edu>
>Subject: Re: Fake Names (Ben Dover, Buck Nakad, Etc.)
>Here are some more.
>Phillip McCrack
>Sharon Peters
>Adolp Oliver Bush
>On Mon, 22 Apr 1996, JOHN REYNOLDS wrote:
>> On 17 Apr 1996, James Anderson wrote:
>>
>> > Dan Kamins (dka...@husc.harvard.edu) wrote:
>> > : In article <316FD8...@midwest.net>, bi...@midwest.net says...
>> > : >
>> > : >Number101 wrote:
>> > : >
>> > : >> Hugh G. Rection
>> > : >
>> > : >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
>> > : >
>> > : a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>> >
>> > : Any more?
>> >
>> > : d
>> > : ~
>> >
>> > Haywood Jablome
>> >
>> > Hugh Jass
>> >
>> > Hugh Jorgan
>> >
>> > Onya Neesbitch
>> >
>> > ...keep'em rolling
>> >
>> Phil McCavity (This does not apply to dentistry)
>>
>> Stan Dup
>>
>> Justin Case
>>
>> Justin Time
>>
>>
>> Stu Pidasso
>> Yera Nassol
>> Iva Woody
>> Yorrick Hunt
>> Red Ruffensor
sca...@in.net
sh...@fuck.cum (Hugh Jorgan) wrote:
><wl-swee...@society.com> wrote:
Try the National Lampoon's High school Yearbook for an enormous
compendium of names.
Phil Adio, Harry P. Ness, Connie Lingus, Anita Woody, and Frank N.
Stein
A. Rakowicz
how about:
I. E. Tass
P. Ness
:)
Tim Wescott
In article <4m5nvu$f...@news.azstarnet.com>, Hugh Jorgan <sh...@fuck.cum>
writes
>asr...@mugcb.cc.monash.edu.au (Andrew Ross) wrote:
>
>>Here in Australia we have Aussie Rules footy. One of the clubs,
>>Essendon, had a player by the name of Willy Dick.
>
> Anyone follow NASCAR racing? There's a driver named Dick Trickle.
>Funnier that any fake names I've ever heard.
>
>
>
Has anyone else heard of the 1978 Dutch World Cup football player called
'Hertz van Rental'. I think he came on as sub.!!
nosferatu
How about:
-Harry Crevice
-Wanda Swallow
-Shelly Fingers
m...@jetlink.net
Mark
how abought Pat McCrotch
On Thursday, May 02, 1996, nosferatu wrote...
The Digital Man
Marsha Ann Folks wrote:
> >>Anyone know any with womens names???
My favorite is still Connie Lingus.
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How about
Mike Kokasard
Willie Banger
Oliver Klozov
Mae Cuhmekum
Andy Skrooder
theosus
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On Sat, 4 May 1996, The Digital Man wrote:
> > >>Anyone know any with womens names???
>
> My favorite is still Connie Lingus.
How about:
Amanda Hugginkiss
or
Gloria Snockers
Les Fairall
How about some from the Don & Mike show..
Holden Magroin
Dick Cheese
Mike Hunt
or one i heard years ago
Tyrone Shoes
Tim Parichan
Mike Hunt &
Hugh G. Rection
Ross Lomazov
how about the new dinosaur that anthropologists recently discovered
"Lickolotopus"
<No Value Set>
On 30 Apr 1996, John Gonzalez wrote:
> Date: 30 APR 1996 22:53:03 GMT
> From: John Gonzalez <LMC...@prodigy.com>
> Newgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
> Subject: Re: Fake Names (Ben Dover, Buck Nakad, Etc.)
>
> How about these:
>
> -Mona Lott-
> -Lena Guenster-
> -Peter Gozinya-
A name for a russian prostitute:-
Gerrof MaBackuBitch
sle...@goodnet.com
Letterman's top ten list from San Francisco last night provided some nice
additions to the list....and they were real people who announced their own
names, and showed their driver's licenses !
The Top Ten List
"Our Favorite California Names"
As presented on the 05/07/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
10. Dick Hertz
9. Phil McCracken
8. Anita Legg
7. Harry Dong
6. George Tittmann
5. Justa Duck
4. Dick Weed
3. Teddy Bair
2. Harry Bush
1. Dick Head
phreex
This is one from the central florida fone b00k
Heywould Jablowme
heard it on the radio
The Mad Scot
you can't forget the ever famous two gay irishmen:-
Henry fitzpatric and Patrick Fitzhenry!!
The Mad Scot.
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In article <4moq9l$f...@ramp2.tir.com>, rlom...@tir.com says...
>
>how about the new dinosaur that anthropologists recently discovered
>
>
> "Lickolotopus"
Myra Mains
Paul E. Ester
Rabbi Kutchurpekkerov
>
tb...@houdini.qualcomm.com
> In article <4moq9l$f...@ramp2.tir.com>, rlom...@tir.com says...
> >
> >how about the new dinosaur that anthropologists recently discovered
> >
> >
> > "Lickolotopus"
>
>
>>> Anita Legg
>>> Phil McCracken
>>> Harry Dong
>>> George Tittman
>>> Justa Duck
>>> Dick Weed
>>> Teddy Bair
>>> Harry Bush
>>> Dick Head
eric gwinn
In article <tbuu-17059...@tbuu-mac.qualcomm.com>,
tb...@houdini.qualcomm.com says...
I knew a guy named " eulicha myscrotemov"
Michael Angelo Purcell
How about the two Irish gay guys...
Patrick Fitzjerald and Jerald Fitzpatrick
:)
Sandy McMillan
How about the Irishman
Phil McCracken
Paul A Brown
Hugh Jardon
Malfouf al-Makboos
A while ago, there used to be an entry in the San Francisco
phone book that read:
Forna, Kate 123-4567
A local columnist heard about it, called and found that
a bartender had put it in as a joke. Unfortunately, after
the phone company found out about it, they stopped
letting him do it.
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On 5/14/96 8:41PM, in message <4nbjou$2...@apollo.worldramp.net>, phreex
<phr...@worldramp.net> wrote:
>
>
> This is one from the central florida fone b00k
>
> Heywould Jablowme
>
> heard it on the radio
>
There's always the ever-popular
"Hugh Jardon" or "Hugh Jass"
But I actually had CLIENTS with names like...
Pearley Wadd (80 something year old lady)
and
Les Balls (40 something bike shop owner)
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gtp...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>On 5/14/96 8:41PM, in message <4nbjou$2...@apollo.worldramp.net>, phreex
><phr...@worldramp.net> wrote:
> >
> >
> > This is one from the central florida fone b00k
> >
> > Heywould Jablowme
> >
> > heard it on the radio
> >
>There's always the ever-popular
>"Hugh Jardon" or "Hugh Jass"
>But I actually had CLIENTS with names like...
>Pearley Wadd (80 something year old lady)
>and
>Les Balls (40 something bike shop owner)
Speaking of clients, I once had a client named:
Harry Wiener
James
Matt barling
Connie Lingus
Sue Ridge
Rubma Passage
Rusty Pipe
Phil Good
-all good friends of mine
Jason Oliver
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Organization: I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
As I said on another thread, I knew a guy in high school called
Paul Hardcock. :) No kidding!
Kieron Dunbar
Once upon a time, Mil...@gnn.com (Michael Angelo Purcell) wrote thus:
>How about the two Irish gay guys...
>Patrick Fitzjerald and Jerald Fitzpatrick
>:)
It'd be better with Gs, IMO - it'd actually use names which exist...
kwaheri, Kieron
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Greg Gillen
I currently work with a guy named Richard Blocker. Yes he realy goes
by the name Dick, so a lot of people call looking for "Dick Blocker"
Gundoo
jol...@chat.carleton.ca (Jason Oliver) wrote:
> As I said on another thread, I knew a guy in high school called
>Paul Hardcock. :) No kidding!
One time when I was in a cab in East Asia, the taxi driver's
name was "Fuk Yiu Chu". No joke.
Zayphod/Fred
s...@hk.super.net (Gundoo) wrote:
>jol...@chat.carleton.ca (Jason Oliver) wrote:
A guy at work had the name Richard Head, but he'd advise anyone meeting him for
the first time, you can just call me "Dick."
Zay...@aol.com (America On Line)
Zay...@hs.wisenet.com (High Society BBS, Fort Lauderdale, FL)
Zay...@tfnbbs.com (The Fetish Network BBS, Fort Lauderdale, FL)
"I refuse to prove that I exist" says God, "for proof denies
faith, and without faith, I am nothing." "Oh," says man,
"but the Babel Fish is a dead give-away, isn't it? It proves
You exist, and so therefore You don't. Q.E.D."
"Oh, I hadn't thought of that." says God, who
promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
--- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
daniel lander
My favorite is Heywood Jeblomi.
For more info on this topic, check out alt.tv.simpsons and look for a
"Bart's funniest prank calls" thread.
--Dan The Man.
Dave the Brave
Friend of a workmate: Randy Dick. ('s true! Randolph Dick!)
You'd never need to find a way to break the ice, would you?
Dave.
Chris Debelius
I had an "Engineer" working for me in Korea, his name was SUK DAE HONG...
I told him he either changed his name or moved to San Francisco.
He quit.
-
?:->JSD...@prodigy.com
Karim Awenat
Kieron Dunbar wrote:
>
> Once upon a time, Mil...@gnn.com (Michael Angelo Purcell) wrote thus:
>
> >How about the two Irish gay guys...
> >Patrick Fitzjerald and Jerald Fitzpatrick
> >:)
>
> It'd be better with Gs, IMO - it'd actually use names which exist...
Don't forget the two Scots gays
Ben Doone &
Phil McRevis
John Donaldson
In article <4ojbeq$g...@news.wisenet.com>, Zay...@hs.wisenet.com (Zayphod/Fred) says:
>
>s...@hk.super.net (Gundoo) wrote:
>
>>jol...@chat.carleton.ca (Jason Oliver) wrote:
>
>>> As I said on another thread, I knew a guy in high school called
>>>Paul Hardcock. :) No kidding!
>
>>One time when I was in a cab in East Asia, the taxi driver's
>>name was "Fuk Yiu Chu". No joke.
>
>A guy at work had the name Richard Head, but he'd advise anyone meeting him for
>the first time, you can just call me "Dick."
How about race-car driver Dick Trickle?
And someone I once knew -- Richard Dick. A couple of his nick-('dick')-
names were 'Dick squared' and Dick Dick.
L.J. Silver
joh...@infi.net (John Donaldson) wrote:
When I was in the Navy, I had a Division Officer named Richard Brain.
Everyone called him Dick Brain and was he ever. Asshole would show up
in the morning with one black shoe and one brown shoe on.
L J Silver
Mean People Suck
Nice People Swallow
pfaff
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