Fake Names (Ben Dover, Buck Nakad, Etc.)
SPI...@vm.temple.edu
you know, like Buck Nakad or Ben Dover etc.
If you do, please post or E-mail me.
Chris Spigel
Purple Haze
Here's a few:
Amanda Hugginkis
Seymour Butts (author of Underneath the Bleachers)
Dick Longenhard
Homer Sexual
Al Coholic
I.P. Freely
Harry Cox
Virginia T.
Enjoy!
Jaci Minges :o)
Jaci's Commune
http://www.cris.com/~hazenet1/jaciweb/jaciweb.html
GNU Man
>does anyone have a list of all the "phone call" names
>
>you know, like Buck Nakad or Ben Dover etc.
>
>If you do, please post or E-mail me.
>
>Chris Spigel
How about "Studley Hungwell"?
Peter Bjoern
>SPI...@VM.TEMPLE.EDU wrote:
How about the following Bart Simpson phone pranks :
7G03: Hey, everybody, I. P. Freeley!
7G06: Hey guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.
7G01: Is there an Al Coholic here? ... and ...
Call for Oliver Kloushoff.
7F11: I wanna Seymour Butts.
7F15: C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
7F22: Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
8F08: Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
8F09: Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
9F06: Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss? ... and ...
Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
(Bart had an accomplice for this one.)
Justin C. Fauci
mike hunt
seymour Butts
ivanna tinkle
al coholic
i.p. freely (or daily)
harry ballsich
dick hertz
master bates
Jojoga
Sal Ami
Stu Pit
Phil D'Grave
Pepe Roni
Al Depantsyoo
Bill Loney
Edward Tarter
: does anyone have a list of all the "phone call" names
:
: you know, like Buck Nakad or Ben Dover etc.
:
: If you do, please post or E-mail me.
:
: Chris Spigel
How about Philip McKrevis
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Roger Dilworth
Buddy Booth
Bob Inforapples
Lou Dan Obseen
Joe King
The Ng family--Bob, Buck, Bill, Frank, Stew, Fuk
Dick Smoker
Bo D. Satva
I. Juan Tabloya
Studwell ESQ.
How about..... Hugh G. Wrection
RKNOFX
Chris
sau...@en.com
>MEL LESTER (I know a guy with this name!!!)
How about :
Dick Hertz or
Mr. Completely or
Harry Dick (a real name by the way)
Mike D'alto
>Cole Kuts
>Sal Ami
>Stu Pit
>Phil D'Grave
>Pepe Roni
>Al Depantsyoo
>Bill Loney
Also don't forget the ever popular
Dick Hertz and
Mike Hunt
Voodoo Child
rosy " " "
Hugh G " " "
Rufus Leaking
>Rob...@CRIS.COM (RKNOFX) wrote:
Yes! There was once a Baptist preacher in Kannapolis, NC named Harry
Claude Dick.
Rufus Leaking
Amanda B. Reckonwith
Peter Guzzinia
Eileen Dover
Pete Moss
Melanie Letters
Fanny Shining
Hilda Climb
Mel Function
Godiva Headache
Denise Shaking
Jack Off
Ethel L. Cahall
Phil Lattio
Connie Lingus
Neal Down
Ben D. Fender
Lance Boyle
Bruce Easley
Juan Morefore DeRhode
Olga Fokyrcelf
Ava Jyna
Harry P. Ness
Janet Uppissass
Dick Wipe
Marcus Absent
Annabelle Rang
Marco DeStinkshun
Anita Handjob (or Fix or Blowjob or you-name-it)
Mason Jarr
Bill Overdew
Elmer Sklue
Kay Mart
Polly Dent
Claire Voyance
Lafayette S. Cadrille
Hugh G. Rection
Arch N. Emmy
Pat Fanny
Sally Mander
Rhoda Mule
Rhea Pollster
Heather N. Yonn
Helen Highwater
Frieda Slaves
Al B. Tross
Teddy Bear
Etta Booger
Robin Droppings
Pepe C. Cola
Agatha L. Outtathere
Forrest Ranger
Bertha D. Blues
Carmen Ghia
Rex Karrs
Anne Teake
Stella Constellation
Phil N. Underwear
Olin DeMotor
Lulu Anna Bitcrazy
Art Exhibit
Eli Ondefloor
Homer Sexual
Ricky T. Ladder
Rod N. Tootheecore
Hammond Eggs
Shirley U. Jest
Anna Septic
Cass Trate
George Washington Sleptier
Hope Ferterbest
Tanya Hyde
Pat Pending
Frank Furter
Frank N. Beans
Dinah Might
Mandy Lifeboats
Allen Rench
Sharon Sharalike
Lotta Zits
Rob A. Bank
Morgan U. Canhandle
Hedda A. Borshun
Joy Anna DeLight
Pat McGroin
Jimmy DeLocke
Laura Norder
Kurt Remarque
May K. Fist
Darryl Likt
Taylor Maid
Perry Mecium
Roger Overandout
Frank N. Sense
Will U. Shuddup
Buddy System
Milton Yermouth
Is that enough for now?
student.canterbury.ac.nz
>Rob...@CRIS.COM (RKNOFX) wrote:
>>MEL LESTER (I know a guy with this name!!!)
>How about :
>Dick Hertz or
>Mr. Completely or
>Harry Dick (a real name by the way)
heard an absolute beauty. This is a real name believe me or not.
the girls name was Tessa Tickle.
You guesses it they call her Tess
i also found the name of a guy in the phone book it was Cream Puff.
Did his parents hate him or what.
Number101
Child) wrote:
Hugh G. Rection
Wilma Fingerdoo
Phil Latio
Phil McCrack
Heywood Jablowme
Connie Lingus
Jack Mehoff
Dick Gozinya
T. Michael Doll
>
> Rob...@CRIS.COM (RKNOFX) wrote:
>
> >MEL LESTER (I know a guy with this name!!!)
>
> How about :
> Dick Hertz or
> Mr. Completely or
Mark Fleschler
How about:
Adolf Oliver Bush?
Jenny Tillich?
Yuri Nate?
All of these i made up, and i think are better than the old IP FREELY
ones.
The Flashmeister
(Mark Fleschler)
phil...@ix.netcom.com
Bill Wilson
> Hugh G. Rection
a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
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Pat Manads
Peter Fitzniceinsider
Heywood Jablowme
David Schaefer
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In article <4jpn92$s...@tribune.concentric.net>, haze...@concentric.net
says...
>
>SPI...@VM.TEMPLE.EDU wrote:
>
>>does anyone have a list of all the "phone call" names
>>
>>you know, like Buck Nakad or Ben Dover etc.
>>
>>If you do, please post or E-mail me.
>>
>>Chris Spigel
>
medge
>
> Rob...@CRIS.COM (RKNOFX) wrote:
>
> >MEL LESTER (I know a guy with this name!!!)
>
> How about :
> Dick Hertz or
> Mr. Completely or
Joe King
Shaun Lamb
and
Dwayne Pipe.
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'That's probably why he never understands anything' added Pooh
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me...@grace.ssabsa.sa.gov.au says...
Dick Creemer
Harry Bush
Tara Ralph
Anna Scarna
Or Richard Head (Dick for short).
A friend of mine once said he couldn't come out that night, since he was
seeing Pamela Hand...geddit??
shoeb hafiz
Ms. Oliver Closeoff
Mr. Ben Dover
darkwind
Dan Kamins
>
>Number101 wrote:
>
>> Hugh G. Rection
>
>a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
>
Any more?
d
~
James Anderson
: In article <316FD8...@midwest.net>, bi...@midwest.net says...
: Any more?
: d
: ~
Haywood Jablome
Hugh Jass
Hugh Jorgan
Onya Neesbitch
...keep'em rolling
Jeff Nykerk
Ben Dover and Phil McCrevis
On Monday, April 08, 1996, Mike D'alto wrote...
Glick5
writes:
>>Harry Dick (a real name by the way)
>
>
>
Name of a Urologist in Iowa - really!
David Glick
Somewhere near Detroit
And brave (foolish) enough to admit it
Glick5
>Pat Manads
>Peter Fitzniceinsider
>Heywood Jablowme
>
>
>
Then there's the gay Scottish couple - Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald
Fitzpatrick
Jonathan Stein
> Dan Kamins (dka...@husc.harvard.edu) wrote:
> : a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
> : Any more?
> Haywood Jablome
> Hugh Jass
> Hugh Jorgan
> Onya Neesbitch
Should be Haywood Jablomy and the even more Slavic Onya Neesbich.
Then there is the more WASP-ish Karen A. Loade and Pierce D. Highman.
We certainly shouldn't forget our Jewish friends, Hirsch Itzmell and Lee
Kurtitzoff. Or our Asian representative, Li Sun Man. Payne N. Dasse,
Gabe Lade, and the Nigerian star, Goshute Ineryere round out the scoring
for this round.
Brer Cat
Hugh Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzhugh...
Paul L.
>rrac...@atcon.com (GNU Man) wrote:
>>SPI...@VM.TEMPLE.EDU wrote:
>>>does anyone have a list of all the "phone call" names
>>>
>>>you know, like Buck Nakad or Ben Dover etc.
>>>
>>>If you do, please post or E-mail me.
>>>
>>>Chris Spigel
>>How about "Studley Hungwell"?
>How about the following Bart Simpson phone pranks :
> 7G03: Hey, everybody, I. P. Freeley!
> 7G06: Hey guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.
> 7G01: Is there an Al Coholic here? ... and ...
> Call for Oliver Kloushoff.
> 7F11: I wanna Seymour Butts.
> 7F15: C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
> 7F22: Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
> 8F08: Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
> 8F09: Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
> 9F06: Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss? ... and ...
> Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
> (Bart had an accomplice for this one.)
I graduated college with 2 guys named Ronald McDonald and Peter Pan
JS. Nation
: Yuri Nate?
: All of these i made up, and i think are better than the old IP FREELY
: ones.
: The Flashmeister
: (Mark Fleschler)
: phil...@ix.netcom.com
My mum was going to call me Yuri, which I don't find at all amusing.
James Nation
James D. Armistead
Ben Doon
Phil McCrevis
and
Pat McGroin
Seagull
Mack Notten
Ben & Eilen Dover
Dick (or Peter) Palmer
Dick Puller
and so much more...
chris pearsone
>: >
>: >> Hugh G. Rection
>: >
>: >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
>: >
>: Any more?
>Haywood Jablome
>Hugh Jass
>Hugh Jorgan
>Onya Neesbitch
>...keep'em rolling
Jack Mehoff
Phil McGroin
Anyone know any with womens names???
Spiff
Walter Byrd
Etc.)>, 'pears...@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (chris pearsone)' wrote:
>I: >Number101 wrote:
>>: >
>>: >> Hugh G. Rection
>>: >
>>: >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
>>: >
>>: a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>
>>: Any more?
>
>>Haywood Jablome
>
>>Hugh Jass
>
>>Hugh Jorgan
>
>>Onya Neesbitch
>
>>...keep'em rolling
>
>Jack Mehoff
>
>Phil McGroin
>
Amanda Huginkiss
Tambrey E. Boyle
>From: pears...@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (chris pearsone)
>Subject: Re: Fake Names (Ben Dover, Buck Nakad, Etc.)
>Date: Sat, 20 Apr 1996 02:42:42 GMT
>I: >Number101 wrote:
>>: >
>>: >> Hugh G. Rection
>>: >
>>: >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
>>: >
>>: a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>>: Any more?
>>Haywood Jablome
>>Hugh Jass
>>Hugh Jorgan
>>Onya Neesbitch
>>...keep'em rolling
>Jack Mehoff
>Phil McGroin
>Anyone know any with womens names???
Phil McCrackin
Julie Kwon
Walter Byrd
Bunag Jeremy C
>Seriously now, I do work with a guy named Dick Long.
>
>
And I know a fellow whose name is Dick Flick...He has a cool cabin up in
Wisconsin!
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Walter Byrd
Etc.)>, 'rla...@slip.net (Spiff)' wrote:
>
>
Byrd
this fucking sucks, who would have a fucking name like that/......
these are made to SOUND reastic
C. Radcliffe
>>>: >
>>>: >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
>>>: >
>>>: a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>
>>>: Any more?
>
>>>Haywood Jablome
>
>>>Hugh Jass
>
>>>Hugh Jorgan
>
>>>Onya Neesbitch
>
>>>...keep'em rolling
>
>>Jack Mehoff
>
>>Phil McGroin
>
>
>>Anyone know any with womens names???
>
>Phil McCrackin
>
Mike Hawkhertz
Phil McCrevice
Mike Hunt
Aeroplane
Anita Blow
Anonymous
Jackie
>
> In article <pearson.11....@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu> pears...@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (chris pearsone) writes:
> >From: pears...@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (chris pearsone)
> >Subject: Re: Fake Names (Ben Dover, Buck Nakad, Etc.)
> >Date: Sat, 20 Apr 1996 02:42:42 GMT
>
> >I: >Number101 wrote:
> >>: >
> >>: >
> >>: >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
> >>: >
> >>: a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>
> >>: Any more?
>
> >>Haywood Jablome
>
> >>Hugh Jass
>
> >>Hugh Jorgan
>
> >>Onya Neesbitch
>
> >>...keep'em rolling
>
> >Jack Mehoff
>
> >Phil McGroin
>
> >Anyone know any with womens names???
>
> Phil McCrackin
Ophelia Bottom
Neil Down
JOHN REYNOLDS
> Dan Kamins (dka...@husc.harvard.edu) wrote:
> : In article <316FD8...@midwest.net>, bi...@midwest.net says...
> : >
> : >Number101 wrote:
> : >
> : >> Hugh G. Rection
> : >
> : >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
> : >
> : a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>
> : Any more?
>
> : d
> : ~
>
> Haywood Jablome
>
> Hugh Jass
>
> Hugh Jorgan
>
> Onya Neesbitch
>
> ...keep'em rolling
>
Phil McCavity (This does not apply to dentistry)
Stan Dup
Justin Case
Justin Time
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>>Pat Manads
>>Peter Fitzniceinsider
>>Heywood Jablowme
>Then there's the gay Scottish couple - Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
Phil McCreviss.
Anita Handjob
Homer Sexual
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cartoon called Captain Pugwash. It was banned when the BBC discovered
what the names meant:
Captain Pugwash, master of the ship "The Black Pig" had two crewmen,
one called Seaman Staines, and the other called Master Baites.
This cartoon lasted for over a year before anyone worked it out.
MICHAEL
Phillip McCrack
Sharon Peters
Adolp Oliver Bush
Jon Weaver
>
> >: Any more?
>
> >Haywood Jablome
>
> >Hugh Jass
>
> >Hugh Jorgan
>
Not forgetting "Hugh Janous"
otto
Daniel Vila
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Organized sports are a tool of THE MAN to keep the people
pacified. -Noam Chomsky
Marsha Ann Folks
>>>: >> Hugh G. Rection
>>>: >
>>>: >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
>>>: >
>>>: a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>
>
>>>Haywood Jablome
>
>>>Hugh Jass
>
>>>Hugh Jorgan
>
>
>>>...keep'em rolling
>
>
>>Phil McGroin
>
>
>>Anyone know any with womens names???
>
Polly Graf
Mai Tung Burns
Jean Poole
Meg O. Watt
I Jess Kant
Mae B. Knott
Daddy Mac
In article <tambrey.7...@acsnet.com>, tam...@acsnet.com (Tambrey E.
Boyle) wrote:
> In article <pearson.11....@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu>
pears...@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (chris pearsone) writes:
> >From: pears...@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (chris pearsone)
> >Subject: Re: Fake Names (Ben Dover, Buck Nakad, Etc.)
> >Date: Sat, 20 Apr 1996 02:42:42 GMT
>
> >I: >Number101 wrote:
> >>: >
> >>: >> Hugh G. Rection
> >>: >
> >>: >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
> >>: >
> >>: a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>
> >>: Any more?
>
> >>Haywood Jablome
>
> >>Hugh Jass
>
> >>Hugh Jorgan
>
> >>Onya Neesbitch
>
> >>...keep'em rolling
>
> >Jack Mehoff
>
> >Phil McGroin
>
>
> >Anyone know any with womens names???
Jenny Talia
Sue Yurassoff
Conny Lingus
Hammer
In article <Pine.OSF.3.91.960422152608.17912D-100000@leofric>
JOHN REYNOLDS <jrey...@coventry.ac.uk> wrote:
> On 17 Apr 1996, James Anderson wrote:
>
> > Dan Kamins (dka...@husc.harvard.edu) wrote:
> > : In article <316FD8...@midwest.net>, bi...@midwest.net says...
> > : >
> > : >
> > : >> Hugh G. Rection
> > : >
> > : >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
> > : >
> > : a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
> >
> > : Any more?
> >
> > : ~
> >
> > Haywood Jablome
> >
> > Hugh Jass
> >
> > Hugh Jorgan
> >
> > Onya Neesbitch
> >
> > ...keep'em rolling
> >
>
> Stan Dup
>
> Justin Case
>
> Justin Time
Amanda Huginkis
>Ivana Tinkle
Pat McGroin
Ben Dover
dwc...@midwest.net
How about the Heinie family siblings?
No one knows
Big Red, Thor, or Ophelia Heinie?
Charles R. Cartwright
Miss Verschot Miss Bea Verschot
wl-swee...@society.com
Ok, here are some more names.
how about Anita Blow, and Harry Petersm and Sharon Peters
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don keyballs
harry palmer
harry peters
did you ever read the books?
- "over the cliff" by ugo first
- "the yellow river" by I.P.daily
Hugh Jorgan
<wl-swee...@society.com> wrote:
>Ok, here are some more names.
>how about Anita Blow, and Harry Petersm and Sharon Peters
If Bernadette Peters, Ivan Dixon and Wally Cox were to start a
talent agency together, it would be called "Dixon, Peters and Cox".
Chuck
I really enjoyed the book "The Electrocuted China Man" by Me Fuckee
Light Sockee.
Ryan W. Walker
No lie, I know a guy named Mike Hunt! (not really fake, but funny anyway)
On 24 Apr 1996, Daniel Vila wrote:
> Mike Hawk
Andrew Ross
Gday,
>Seriously now, I do work with a guy named Dick Long.
Here in Australia we have Aussie Rules footy. One of the clubs,
Essendon, had a player by the name of Willy Dick. So one commentator,
Rex Hunt (who else) decided to call him William Richard!
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Gday,
>Don't forget those famous Scotsmen...
>Ben Doon
>Phil McCrevis
>and
>Pat McGroin
And what about from the "Wired World Of Sports" (Australia)
Phil McCracken
Andrew Ross
Gday,
>>> Also don't forget the ever popular
>>> Dick Hertz and
>>> Mike Hunt
And also
Hugh Jars
Wayne King
Hugh Jorgan
asr...@mugcb.cc.monash.edu.au (Andrew Ross) wrote:
>Here in Australia we have Aussie Rules footy. One of the clubs,
>Essendon, had a player by the name of Willy Dick.
Anyone follow NASCAR racing? There's a driver named Dick Trickle.
Funnier that any fake names I've ever heard.
Acid-Burn
Hugh Jass
John Gonzalez
How about these:
-Mona Lott-
-Lena Guenster-
-Peter Gozinya-
Tom
Particularly for the one race where he was "sitting
on the pole"... yuc yuc..
mike macloskey
In article <Pine.OSF.3.91.960423...@paul.spu.edu> MICHAEL <mike...@paul.spu.edu> writes:
>From: MICHAEL <mike...@paul.spu.edu>
>Subject: Re: Fake Names (Ben Dover, Buck Nakad, Etc.)
>Here are some more.
>Phillip McCrack
>Sharon Peters
>Adolp Oliver Bush
>On Mon, 22 Apr 1996, JOHN REYNOLDS wrote:
>> On 17 Apr 1996, James Anderson wrote:
>>
>> > Dan Kamins (dka...@husc.harvard.edu) wrote:
>> > : In article <316FD8...@midwest.net>, bi...@midwest.net says...
>> > : >
>> > : >Number101 wrote:
>> > : >
>> > : >> Hugh G. Rection
>> > : >
>> > : >a.k.a. Hugh G. Rexion
>> > : >
>> > : a.k.a. Hugh G. Reksien
>> >
>> > : Any more?
>> >
>> > : d
>> > : ~
>> >
>> > Haywood Jablome
>> >
>> > Hugh Jass
>> >
>> > Hugh Jorgan
>> >
>> > Onya Neesbitch
>> >
>> > ...keep'em rolling
>> >
>> Phil McCavity (This does not apply to dentistry)
>>
>> Stan Dup
>>
>> Justin Case
>>
>> Justin Time
>>
>>
>> Stu Pidasso
>> Yera Nassol
>> Iva Woody
>> Yorrick Hunt
>> Red Ruffensor
sca...@in.net
sh...@fuck.cum (Hugh Jorgan) wrote:
><wl-swee...@society.com> wrote:
Try the National Lampoon's High school Yearbook for an enormous
compendium of names.
Phil Adio, Harry P. Ness, Connie Lingus, Anita Woody, and Frank N.
Stein
A. Rakowicz
how about:
I. E. Tass
P. Ness
:)
Tim Wescott
In article <4m5nvu$f...@news.azstarnet.com>, Hugh Jorgan <sh...@fuck.cum>
writes
>asr...@mugcb.cc.monash.edu.au (Andrew Ross) wrote:
>
>>Here in Australia we have Aussie Rules footy. One of the clubs,
>>Essendon, had a player by the name of Willy Dick.
>
> Anyone follow NASCAR racing? There's a driver named Dick Trickle.
>Funnier that any fake names I've ever heard.
>
>
>
Has anyone else heard of the 1978 Dutch World Cup football player called
'Hertz van Rental'. I think he came on as sub.!!
nosferatu
How about:
-Harry Crevice
-Wanda Swallow
-Shelly Fingers
m...@jetlink.net
Mark
how abought Pat McCrotch
On Thursday, May 02, 1996, nosferatu wrote...
The Digital Man
Marsha Ann Folks wrote:
> >>Anyone know any with womens names???
My favorite is still Connie Lingus.
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How about
Mike Kokasard
Willie Banger
Oliver Klozov
Mae Cuhmekum
Andy Skrooder
theosus
The guy who ran the computer center at my college was:
Dr. Dick Swallow
no lie....
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Chris Weiss
On Sat, 4 May 1996, The Digital Man wrote:
> > >>Anyone know any with womens names???
>
> My favorite is still Connie Lingus.
How about:
Amanda Hugginkiss
or
Gloria Snockers
Les Fairall
How about some from the Don & Mike show..
Holden Magroin
Dick Cheese
Mike Hunt
or one i heard years ago
Tyrone Shoes
Tim Parichan
Mike Hunt &
Hugh G. Rection
Ross Lomazov
how about the new dinosaur that anthropologists recently discovered
"Lickolotopus"
<No Value Set>
On 30 Apr 1996, John Gonzalez wrote:
> Date: 30 APR 1996 22:53:03 GMT
> From: John Gonzalez <LMC...@prodigy.com>
> Newgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes
> Subject: Re: Fake Names (Ben Dover, Buck Nakad, Etc.)
>
> How about these:
>
> -Mona Lott-
> -Lena Guenster-
> -Peter Gozinya-
A name for a russian prostitute:-
Gerrof MaBackuBitch
sle...@goodnet.com
Letterman's top ten list from San Francisco last night provided some nice
additions to the list....and they were real people who announced their own
names, and showed their driver's licenses !
The Top Ten List
"Our Favorite California Names"
As presented on the 05/07/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
10. Dick Hertz
9. Phil McCracken
8. Anita Legg
7. Harry Dong
6. George Tittmann
5. Justa Duck
4. Dick Weed
3. Teddy Bair
2. Harry Bush
1. Dick Head
phreex
This is one from the central florida fone b00k
Heywould Jablowme
heard it on the radio
The Mad Scot
you can't forget the ever famous two gay irishmen:-
Henry fitzpatric and Patrick Fitzhenry!!
The Mad Scot.
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Curtis Kendall
In article <4moq9l$f...@ramp2.tir.com>, rlom...@tir.com says...
>
>how about the new dinosaur that anthropologists recently discovered
>
>
> "Lickolotopus"
Myra Mains
Paul E. Ester
Rabbi Kutchurpekkerov
>
tb...@houdini.qualcomm.com
> In article <4moq9l$f...@ramp2.tir.com>, rlom...@tir.com says...
> >
> >how about the new dinosaur that anthropologists recently discovered
> >
> >
> > "Lickolotopus"
>
>
>>> Anita Legg
>>> Phil McCracken
>>> Harry Dong
>>> George Tittman
>>> Justa Duck
>>> Dick Weed
>>> Teddy Bair
>>> Harry Bush
>>> Dick Head