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KissyBoony

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Sep 28, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/28/97
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again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.

taking a dump
growing a tail
pinching a loaf
having a brown baby
droppin the kids off at the pool

John (a.k.a. - John)
Kissy...@aol.com
"...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."

Gazza

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Tim Brown <QUOR...@sprintmail.com> wrote in article
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> Or when You first Have to go, you:
>
> Have a TURTLE HEAD.
>
>
>

How about Stewing a Rabbit?

Kathy Burton

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Sep 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/29/97
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How about

Laying a cable
Pony and Trap
Tom Tit
Plimsole line raising

John Galt

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Sep 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/29/97
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KissyBoony wrote:
>
> again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.
>
> taking a dump
> growing a tail
> pinching a loaf
> having a brown baby
> droppin the kids off at the pool
>
> John (a.k.a. - John)
> Kissy...@aol.com
> "...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."

Choke a dark one.

-John Galt

James Henderson

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Sep 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/29/97
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And......

Pressing Putty
Laying a coil
Giving birth to a brown python
Doing ass exercises


In article <342FA8...@america.net>, John Galt <jg...@america.net>
writes

--
James Henderson

Bizzquik

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Sep 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/29/97
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drive a porcelien bus
"about the biggest pair you've ever seen, dingleberry" --unknown, clerks

Tim Brown

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Sep 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/29/97
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KissyBoony wrote:
>
> again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.
>
> taking a dump
> growing a tail
> pinching a loaf
> having a brown baby
> droppin the kids off at the pool
>
> John (a.k.a. - John)
> Kissy...@aol.com
> "...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."

Or when You first Have to go, you:

Have a TURTLE HEAD.

Bill Blue

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Sep 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/29/97
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>again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.
>
>taking a dump
>growing a tail
>pinching a loaf
>having a brown baby
>droppin the kids off at the pool

Giving birth to the big brown slug


Graham

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Sep 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/29/97
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Droppin' Bill in the bowl

--
Graham

"Mr President, your proctologist called, they found your head."

V Metz

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Sep 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/30/97
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how about
faxing Hitler

KissyBoony wrote in article
<19970928192...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...

>again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.
>
>taking a dump
>growing a tail
>pinching a loaf
>having a brown baby
>droppin the kids off at the pool
>

Michael Caputo

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Sep 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/30/97
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Tim Brown (QUOR...@sprintmail.com) wrote:
: KissyBoony wrote:
: >
: > again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.

: >
: > taking a dump
: > growing a tail
: > pinching a loaf
: > having a brown baby
: > droppin the kids off at the pool
: >
: > John (a.k.a. - John)
: > Kissy...@aol.com
: > "...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."

using the shit shoot

: Or when You first Have to go, you:

: Have a TURTLE HEAD.

--


+====================================+===================================+
| Perhaps, if I am very lucky, | If you define cowardice as |
| the feeble efforts of my lifetime | running away at the first sign |
| will someday be noticed, and maybe,| of danger, screaming and tripping |
| in some small way, they will be | and begging for mercy, then yes, |
| aknowledged as the greatest works | Mister Brave man, I guess I am a |
| of genius ever created by man. | Coward. |
+====================================+===================================+


Trombone Players do it in 7 positions.

__________/|
(_|__|_____\|________
|_|_____________)


ADAM KUCHARSKI

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Oct 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/1/97
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Hang a turd
Drop the frog

HOLOCAUST


On Mon, 29 Sep 1997, Bill Blue wrote:

> >again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.
> >
> >taking a dump
> >growing a tail
> >pinching a loaf
> >having a brown baby
> >droppin the kids off at the pool
>

Nick

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Oct 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/1/97
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when you're about to go round here we say
the turtles head is showing...

Jim

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Oct 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/1/97
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crowning

Nick wrote in article <01bccea0$b2c3d900$04a369c2@nibada>...

joll...@mc.net

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Oct 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/2/97
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> KissyBoony wrote:
> >
> > again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.
> >
> > taking a dump
> > growing a tail
> > pinching a loaf
> > having a brown baby
> > droppin the kids off at the pool
> >

> > John (a.k.a. - John)
> > Kissy...@aol.com
> > "...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
>

> Choke a dark one.
>
> -John Galt
>

Honk out a dirt snake
Take a core dump (computer geeks)

George "GT Rules" Chase

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Oct 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/2/97
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I'm cuttin' some lumber and my ass is the lumberjack

On Mon, 29 Sep 1997, Kathy Burton wrote:

> How about
>
> Laying a cable
> Pony and Trap
> Tom Tit
> Plimsole line raising
>

> KissyBoony wrote:
>
> > again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.
> >
> > taking a dump
> > growing a tail
> > pinching a loaf
> > having a brown baby
> > droppin the kids off at the pool
> >
> > John (a.k.a. - John)
> > Kissy...@aol.com
> > "...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
>
>
>
>
>

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MICHAEL SHAY

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Oct 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/3/97
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Making John Howard lookalikes.

* * * * * **** * *
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mj....@student.qut.edu.au
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* * * * * **** *

On Mon, 29 Sep 1997, John Galt wrote:

> KissyBoony wrote:
> >
> > again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.
> >
> > taking a dump
> > growing a tail
> > pinching a loaf
> > having a brown baby
> > droppin the kids off at the pool
> >
> > John (a.k.a. - John)
> > Kissy...@aol.com
> > "...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
>

Edward F. O'Brien

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Oct 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/3/97
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Dropping the wife and kids off at the pool

George "GT Rules" Chase <bad...@unm.edu> wrote in article
<Pine.A41.3.96.971002...@enzu.unm.edu>...


> I'm cuttin' some lumber and my ass is the lumberjack
>
> On Mon, 29 Sep 1997, Kathy Burton wrote:
>
> > How about
> >
> > Laying a cable
> > Pony and Trap
> > Tom Tit
> > Plimsole line raising
> >

> > KissyBoony wrote:
> >
> > > again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.
> > >
> > > taking a dump
> > > growing a tail
> > > pinching a loaf
> > > having a brown baby
> > > droppin the kids off at the pool
> > >
> > > John (a.k.a. - John)
> > > Kissy...@aol.com
> > > "...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>

G Green

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Oct 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/3/97
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Releasing Marines for sea duty

MICHAEL SHAY wrote:

> Making John Howard lookalikes.
>
> * * * * * **** * *
> * * * ** * * * *
> * * * * * * *** *
> mj....@student.qut.edu.au
> * * * * ** * * *
> * * * * * **** *
>

> On Mon, 29 Sep 1997, John Galt wrote:
>
> > KissyBoony wrote:
> > >
> > > again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.
> > >
> > > taking a dump
> > > growing a tail
> > > pinching a loaf
> > > having a brown baby
> > > droppin the kids off at the pool
> > >
> > > John (a.k.a. - John)
> > > Kissy...@aol.com
> > > "...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
> >

Timothy Ace Holleran

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Oct 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/3/97
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Laying some cable.

Ace

D. Jones

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Oct 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/3/97
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In article <Pine.BSI.3.96.971002...@maxx.mc.net>,

<joll...@mc.net> wrote:
>
>> KissyBoony wrote:
>> >
>> > again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.
>> >
>> > taking a dump
>> > growing a tail
>> > pinching a loaf
>> > having a brown baby
>> > droppin the kids off at the pool
>> >
>> > John (a.k.a. - John)
>> > Kissy...@aol.com
>> > "...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
>>
>> Choke a dark one.
>>
>> -John Galt
>>
>Honk out a dirt snake
>Take a core dump (computer geeks)
>
>
Laying cable

fae...@bunghole.net

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Oct 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/4/97
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In article <60qpgr$a7p$1...@hermes.is.co.za>, V Metz <me...@icon.co.za>
writes

> how about
>faxing Hitler
>
>KissyBoony wrote in article
><19970928192...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
>
>>again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.
>>
>>taking a dump
>>growing a tail
>>pinching a loaf
>>having a brown baby
>>droppin the kids off at the pool
>>
>>John (a.k.a. - John)
>>Kissy...@aol.com
>>"...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
>
>
How about

Stretching the chocolate starfish


--
Captain Faeces


There's klingons on the starboard bow

a1a...@webtv.net

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Oct 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/4/97
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Shooting hoops and then name them after a team.
Trailblazers
Pistons
Supersonics

Living my life
like a song

David Batty

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Oct 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/4/97
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In article <Pine.BSI.3.96.971002...@maxx.mc.net>,
joll...@mc.net writes

>
>> KissyBoony wrote:
>> >
>> > again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.
>> >
>> > taking a dump
>> > growing a tail
>> > pinching a loaf
>> > having a brown baby
>> > droppin the kids off at the pool
>> >
>> > John (a.k.a. - John)
>> > Kissy...@aol.com
>> > "...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
>>
>> Choke a dark one.
>>
>> -John Galt
>>
>Honk out a dirt snake
>Take a core dump (computer geeks)
>
>
Why would anyone want these terms, you cannot find them funny, can you?
David Batty
www.sectorsoftware.demon.co.uk
da...@sectorsoftware.demon.co.uk


Lawrence Gillespie

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Oct 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/4/97
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A steaming three-coiler with a DQ tip.


BluCatLDog

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Oct 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/4/97
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Bombing Hanoi

Sabre Man

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Oct 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/5/97
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Father and son are doing fine - I've called it Richard.


Anna Gates

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Oct 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/6/97
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Laying a coiler.


On Thu, 2 Oct 1997, George "GT Rules" Chase wrote:

> I'm cuttin' some lumber and my ass is the lumberjack
>
> On Mon, 29 Sep 1997, Kathy Burton wrote:
>
> > How about
> >
> > Laying a cable
> > Pony and Trap
> > Tom Tit
> > Plimsole line raising
> >

> > KissyBoony wrote:
> >
> > > again, heres all i could think of...please add to the list.
> > >
> > > taking a dump
> > > growing a tail
> > > pinching a loaf
> > > having a brown baby
> > > droppin the kids off at the pool
> > >
> > > John (a.k.a. - John)
> > > Kissy...@aol.com
> > > "...assuring the world there is no shortage of stupidity."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>

Timothy S. Gourley

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Oct 8, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/8/97
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BluCatLDog wrote:

> Bombing Hanoi

Why not building a log cabin?
Adding poop to the soup.
Canning a brown ham.
Playing with the play-dough factory.

Oh yeah and no one has mentioned Good Ol' #2!

Tim


LAPMIGRA

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Oct 8, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/8/97
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> Why not building a log cabin?
>Adding poop to the soup.
>Canning a brown ham.
>Playing with the play-dough factory.
>
>

I've always used "dropping the kids off at the pool"........
La P Migra
El Paso Texas

Peter Bozoki

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Oct 12, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/12/97
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ja...@edgenet.net wrote:
: On Wed, 08 Oct 1997 14:35:28 -0500, "Timothy S. Gourley"
: <tsgo...@ou.edu> wrote:

: >
: >
: >BluCatLDog wrote:
: >
: >> Bombing Hanoi
: >
: > Why not building a log cabin?


: >Adding poop to the soup.
: >Canning a brown ham.
: >Playing with the play-dough factory.

: >
: >Oh yeah and no one has mentioned Good Ol' #2!
: >
: >Tim
: how 'bout "giving birth to a nigger"
or "make a deposit"

--


Jan Jelle Sijbesma

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Oct 13, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/13/97
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On Sun, 12 Oct 1997 22:49:04 GMT, cg...@torfree.net (Peter Bozoki)
wrote:

How about : elongating your spine

King Nev

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Oct 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/15/97
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giving birth to a brown trout.
laying a cable.

DIO

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Oct 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/15/97
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King Nev wrote:
>
> giving birth to a brown trout.
> laying a cable.

Baptizing a baby ruth.
Hershey squirts

Kenny Tan

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Oct 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/15/97
to LAPMIGRA

How about:
Making a chocolate cake.
Serving desert (speaking to guests after dinner).


On 8 Oct 1997, LAPMIGRA wrote:

> > Why not building a log cabin?
> >Adding poop to the soup.
> >Canning a brown ham.
> >Playing with the play-dough factory.
> >
> >
>

James Parham

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Oct 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/16/97
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How about these:

Backing the trailer in
Big brown man knocking on the back door
Blow mud
Choke a brownie
Choke a darkie
Download some brownware
Cook up a butt burrito
Lettin off a corn rocket
Heave a Havana


Honk out a dirt snake

Launch a Scud
Take a Newt Gingrich
Drop a chocolate cobra
Drop a spike
Grow a tail
Drop your ordinance
Make a core dump
Eject the warp core (For you Trekkies out there.)
Stock the pond with brown trout
Squeeze out a few last calories
Lay a brick

John_Mares

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Oct 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/16/97
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Drop the kids off at the pool
Release the Hostages
Snap a Growler

James Parham <jeparhamH...@iamerica.net> wrote in article
<3446034E...@iamerica.net>...

Mark Alan Teagarden

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Oct 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/16/97
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Distribution:

pinching a loaf
rolling a havana
rolling a log


Hyatt Saikin

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Oct 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/17/97
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The Shit List

THE GHOST SHIT
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper,
but there's no shit in the bowl.

THE CLEAN SHIT
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but
there's no shit on the toilet paper.

THE WET SHIT
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end
up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't
ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

THE SECOND WAVE SHIT
This shit happenes when you've finished, your pants are up to your
knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

THE BRAIN HEMORRAHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE SHIT
Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Shit".
You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and
practically have a stroke.

THE CORN SHIT
No explanation necessary.

THE LINCOLN LOG SHIT
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down
without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

THE NOTORIUS DRINKER SHIT
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking.
It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the
toilet bowl after you flush.

THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD SHIT" SHIT
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts
all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting shit.

THE WET CHEEKS SHIT
Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your
ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

THE LIQUID SHIT
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt,
splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time,
ch