[Alt.Tasteless.Jokes FAQ]

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

[Alt.Tasteless.Jokes FAQ]
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Útgáfa 10.0

Staða tíðni: Í hverri viku, meira eða minna.
Síðast breytt: 2. september 2018
Viðhaldið af Douglas D. Anderson (douganderson1981.gmail.com)
Fyrr af Raymond Jensen (r ... @ andrew.spam.me.not.cmu.edu)
og áður en Jeroen van Kessel (jvke ... @ knoware.NOSPAM.nl,
og áður, Dave Pease (dpe ... @ c-prompt-sd.com)
HTML eftir Steven Willoughby (ora ... @ synapse.net)

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1. Inngangur

Kveðjur og velkomnir við það sem var skemmtilegasti staðurinn á
Internet. Því miður, með skorti á rétta notkun, er ekki það
var áður.

Vinsamlegast lestu þessa FAQ ef þú ert nýliði hópsins eða ef þú
held að það sé í lagi að loga (kynþáttafordómar, England, Minnesota,
Bandaríkin, Hillary
Clinton, Colin Kaepernick, osfrv.) Án þess að skrifa brandara.

Ef þér líður ekki eins og að lesa þetta allt, vinsamlegast hafðu
samband við
eftirfarandi 2 reglur:

*** EKKI FJÁRSTAÐU NÝJUSTUÐU SÍNU ÞAR ÞEGAR FJÖLGAR ***
*** GERÐ AÐ ÖÐRUM AÐ ÞÚ HELDUR ÞEGA GERA ÞÉR ÞÚ ***

Svo lengi sem þú fylgist alltaf með þessu og aðrir gera það sama,
þetta
Fréttastofan mun verða miklu meira gefandi fyrir alla.

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2. Efnisyfirlit

1. Inngangur

2. Efnisyfirlit

3. Öruggur notkun á atj - athugasemd fyrir newbies

4. Algengar spurningar

5. Önnur úrræði

6. Niðurstaða

7. objoke

8. Taktu mig í fréttahópinn alt.tasteless.jokes

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3. Öruggur notkun á atj - athugasemd fyrir newbies

Þannig að þú ert nýr þátttakandi í þessum fréttahópi, ha? Jæja, ég
vona að þú
hafa asbest föt þín vel - vegna þess að, án tillits til þess sem fólk
segir,
atj er mitt svæði fyrir nýja meðlimi. Fólkið sem las þennan hóp
eru ekki mjög þolinmóðir með kjánalegum mistökum og eru ekki mjög
spenntir
í að fara um logandi þá. Þessi staður er ekki fyrir veikburða
andi ...

Það að segja, ef þú ferð yfir þetta FAQ vandlega, líkurnar þínar á
staða óbrunnið mun vera verulega hærra. Og mundu bara: ef
Það er eitt sem þessi hópur þarf, það er nýtt blóð, nýliði með
nýjar brandarar. Svo, án tillits til niðurstaðan, ef þú sendir nýjan
póst
efni til atj, verk þín verður vel þegið af (líklega
þögul) meirihluti.

Gangi þér vel.

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4. Algengar spurningar

Q: Hæ. Ég vil ekki lesa þessa langa algenga FAQ. Fékk fljótur ráðgjöf
fyrir mig?

A: Já. Ekki setja neitt í þessa fréttahóp án þess að fela í sér
smekklaust brandari ásamt því. Það er það mikilvægasta sem ég get
segja þér.

Sp .: Hvað er brandari?

A: Orðið "grín" kemur frá "jakki", til að "ganga saman". A "brandari"
er
eins og koan, sameina tvær eða fleiri hugsanir eða hugmyndir sem
eru haldnir alvarlegar og jafnvel heilagar, en þær eru ósamrýmanlegar.
Til dæmis-

"Hvað myndi Jesús gera?" + "Hvað myndir þú gera fyrir Klondike Bar?"
= "Hvað myndi Jesús gera fyrir Klondike Bar?"

"Ríkisstjórnin" + "Intelligence"
= "Government Intelligence"

Sumir brandarar eru flóknari, svo sem "Bungee Jumping in Mexico"
og "Death by Rooroo" og "dæmisagan um brúðkaupsgestina", en
á sama hátt tengja ósamhæfðar hugmyndir.

Sp .: Ég sé lýsingu þessa fréttahóps er "stundum ógeðslegur
frekar en bragðlaust eða fyndið. "Þýðir það að það sé rétt að birta
efni sem er einfaldlega ógeðslegt, jafnvel þótt það sé ekki fyndið?

A: Nei. Lýsingin var skrifuð svona vegna þess að of margir menntuðu
senda óþarfa rusl í stað smekklausa brandara. Ef allir staða
viðeigandi efni til þessa fréttahóps, þessi lýsing myndi nefna
lengur gilda. Við skulum öll vinna að þessum enda. Vinsamlegast sendu
aðeins
smekklaus brandara hér. Ef þú vilt verða vandvirkur í þessu, læra
verk slíkra meistara smekklaust brandara sem Bob Tulk og Blanche
Knott.

Q: Hæ, ég hef ekki áhuga á því sem þessi hópur er um, ég er bara að
prófa
Fréttargáttin mín hér, því miður, það er aðeins mínútu-

A: Það eru staðir til að prófa nettengingu þína. Þetta er ekki einn
af þeim. Hvorki er önnur fréttahópur nefndur alt.test eða
eitthvað eins og það. Vinsamlegast farðu prófunum þínum þar. Annars
vera tilbúinn
að fá flamed.

Q: Hey, ég fann þessa * frábæra * bók sem ber yfirskriftina "Hvernig á
að vinna vini og
Áhrif fólk "skrifað af þessum sjónarhóli sem heitir Dale Carnegie sem
Mig langar að sýna öllum þér,

A: Vinsamlegast ekki. Þú munt ekki gera neina vini hérna svona.

Q: Mér líkar húmor, en ég vil ekki vera svikinn.
Er alt.tasteless.jokes fyrir mig?

A: Nei. Hvers vegna ferðu ekki til rec.humor.funny (stjórnað fréttahóp
tryggð að vera ósæmandi) eða rec.funny (sem er líklega öruggari
veðja fyrir þunnt skinned)?

Q: Ég sá grín sem ég líkaði við, og ég hef nokkuð tengt brandari það
Mig langar að senda undir sömu þræði. Hvernig ætti ég að fara um
gera þetta?

A: Farðu bara um fyrirtækið þitt með því að nota algengan sen

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

On Sun, 13 Jan 2019 09:42:17 -0500, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

>On Sat, 12 Jan 2019 14:08:13 -0500, Douglas D.. Anderson
><dougande...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>[Alt.Tasteless.Jokes FAQ]
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>>Útgáfa 10.0
>>
>>Staða tíðni: Í hverri viku, meira eða minna.
>>Síðast breytt: 2. september 2018
>>Viðhaldið af Douglas D. Anderson (douganderson1981.gmail.com)
>>Fyrr af Raymond Jensen (r ... @ andrew.spam.me.not.cmu.edu)
>>og áður en Jeroen van Kessel (jvke ... @ knoware.NOSPAM.nl,
>>og áður, Dave Pease (dpe ... @ c-prompt-sd.com)
>>HTML eftir Steven Willoughby (ora ... @ synapse.net)
>>
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>[...]
>
>Well, that certainly cleared up all my niggling little questions.

I tried Goggle translate into Russian but Agent wouldn't accept it,
just came up with nonsense.

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

[Alt.Tasteless.Jokes FAQ]
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Weergawe 10.0

Posfrekwensie: Elke week, min of meer.
Laaste gewysig: 2 September 2018
Onderhou deur Douglas D. Anderson (douganderson1981.gmail.com)
Voorheen deur Raymond Jensen (r ... @ andrew.spam.me.not.cmu.edu)
en voor dit deur Jeroen van Kessel (jvke ... @ knoware.NOSPAM.nl,
en voor dit, Dave Pease (dpe ... @ c-prompt-sd.com)
HTML deur Steven Willoughby (ora ... @ synapse.net)

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1. Inleiding

Groete en welkom by wat die snaaksste plek op die
Internet. Ongelukkig is deur middel van 'n gebrek aan behoorlike
gebruik atj nie wat dit is nie
was gewees.

Lees asseblief hierdie algemene vrae as u 'n nuweling by die groep is
of as u
dink dit is goed om te vlam (rassiste, Engeland, Minnesota, VSA,
Hillary
Clinton, Colin Kaepernick, ens.) Sonder om 'n grap te skryf.

As jy nie hierdie algemene vrae wil lees nie, onthou asseblief die
volgende 2 reëls:

*** MOET NIE NA DIE NUUSGROEP TOE AS SONDER INGESLUIT WORD NIE.
*** DOEN AAN ANDER AS JY SAL HULLE AAN JOU DOEN ***

So lank as wat jy altyd hierby bly, en ander doen dieselfde, dit
nuusgroep sal 'n veel meer lonende strewe wees vir almal.

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2. Inhoudsopgawe

1. Inleiding

2. Inhoudsopgawe

3. Veilige gebruik van atj - 'n nota vir newbies

4. Algemene vrae

5. Ander hulpbronne

6. Samevatting

7. objoke

8. Bring my na die alt.tasteless.jokes-nuusgroep

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3. Veilige gebruik van atj - 'n nota vir newbies

So jy is 'n nuwe deelnemer in hierdie nuusgroep, eh? Wel, ek hoop jou
Hou jou asbespak handig - want, ongeag wat mense sę,
atj is 'n mynveld vir nuwe lede. Die mense wat hierdie groep lees
is nie baie geduldig met dom foute nie en is nie baie beperk nie
Hy gaan oor hulle vlam. Hierdie plek is nie vir die swakkes van
gees ...

Dit gesę word, as jy hierdie vrae baie versigtig oor gaan, jou kanse
van
Die stuur van onverbrande sal aansienlik hoër wees. En onthou net: as
daar is een ding wat hierdie groep nodig het, dit is nuwe bloed,
newbies met
nuwe grappies. Dus, ongeag die resultaat, as jy nuwe pos
materiaal om te werk, sal jou werk waardeer word deur die (waarskynlik
stil) meerderheid.

Sterkte.

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4. Algemene vrae

V: Hoi. Ek wil nie hierdie hele lang FAQ lees nie. Het jy 'n vinnige
raad
vir my?

A: Ja. Moet niks na hierdie nuusgroep plaas sonder om 'n
smaaklose grap saam met dit. Dit is die belangrikste ding wat ek kan
vertel jou.

V: Wat is 'n grap?

A: Die woord "grap" kom van "juk", om saam te werk. 'N "grap" is
Soos 'n koan, voeg twee of meer gedagtes of konsepte bymekaar
word beskou as ernstig en selfs heilig, maar wat onversoenbaar is.
Byvoorbeeld-

"Wat sal Jesus doen?" + "Wat sal jy vir 'n Klondike Bar doen?"
= "Wat sal Jesus doen vir 'n Klondike Bar?"

"Regering" + "Intelligensie"
= "Regering Intelligensie"

Sommige grappies is meer kompleks, soos "Bungee Jumping in Mexico"
en "Death by Rooroo" en "The parable of the wedding guest", maar
sluit ook onversoenbare konsepte in.

V: Ek sien die beskrywing van hierdie nuusgroep is "soms walglik
eerder as smaakloos of snaaks. "Beteken dit dat dit gepas is om te
plaas
dinge wat net ongeskik is, selfs al is dit nie snaaks nie?

A: Nee. Die beskrywing is só geskryf omdat te veel mense
pos nuttelose gemors in plaas van smaaklose grappies. As almal gepos
word
toepaslike materiaal vir hierdie nuusgroep, daardie beskrywing sou nee
langer geld. Kom ons werk almal tot hierdie doel. Slegs pos asb
smaaklose grappies hier. As jy hier vaardig wil word, studeer
die werk van sulke meesters van smaaklose grappies soos Bob Tulk en
Blanche
Knott.

V: Hoi, ek is nie geďnteresseerd in waaroor hierdie groep gaan nie, ek
toets net
my nuuspoort hier, jammer daarvoor, wees net 'n minuut-

A: Daar is plekke om jou netwerkverbinding te toets. Dit is nie een
nie
van hulle. Ook is geen ander nuusgroep nie alt.test of
iets soos dit. Neem asseblief u toetse daar. Andersins, wees
voorbereid
om gevlam te word.

V: Hoi, ek het hierdie * groot * boek getiteld "Hoe om vriende te wen
en
Invloed Mense "geskryf deur hierdie visionęre naam Dale Carnegie dat
Ek wil graag vir julle almal wys-

A: Moet asseblief nie. Jy sal nie sulke vriende hier maak nie.

V: Ek hou van humor, maar ek wil nie aanstoot gee nie.
Is alt.tasteless.jokes vir my?

A: Nee. Hoekom gaan jy nie na rec.humor.funny ('n gemodereerde
nuusgroep nie
gewaarborg om onoffensief te wees) of rec.funny (wat waarskynlik 'n
veiliger is
weddenskap vir die dun-skinned)?

V: Ek het 'n grap gesien wat ek graag gehad het, en ek het 'n bietjie
verwante grap
Ek wil graag onder dieselfde draad plaas. Hoe moet ek gaan
doen dit?

A: Gaan net oor jou besigheid met gesonde verstand. As dit lank was
storie grap wat jy lees, en jy wil 'n grap in verband daarmee plaas,
jy hoef seker nie die hele grap in jou antwoord te kopieer nie.
Dit is veral onvanpas as jy 'n een-liner na 'n vyf plaas
paragraaf storie grap. Dit mors tyd, en is oor die algemeen 'n goeie
manier
om jouself gevlam te kry.

V: Ek het 'n grap gesien wat ek graag gehad het. Ek wil die plakkaat
so graag vertel. Wat is
die aanvaarbare manier om dit te doen?

A: Dit is altyd beter om hierdie dinge via e-pos te doen. Ongelukkig
Niemand gebruik e-pos adresse as gevolg van spambotte nie.

V: Ek het 'n grap gesien wat net nie snaaks was nie. Dit het my gepla,
want dit
verwys na (Hitler, Jode, blankes, swartes, homoseksuele, ens.)
op 'n afwykende manier. Wat kan ek hieraan doen?

A: Goeie vraag. 'N Algemene reël in hierdie situasie is dat nee
'n mens gee om wat jy dink. As jy na die net met 'n vlam van hierdie
pos
grap, jy mors bandwydte en alles wat jy doen, is ander seer
mense af. As 'n grap nie snaaks is nie, laat dit net in vrede sterf.
As jy
het 'n goeie sin vir humor, en het die grap korrek gemeet
waarde, dit sal vinnig verdwyn. Indien nie, kan jy, en nie die
plakkaat nie
wees die probleem. In hierdie groep is daar nie so iets soos politieke
nie
korrektheid, en niks is "taboe" nie, niks is heilig nie - "vryheid van
spraak "is die reël, en as jou grap terme soos" kikes "insluit,
"wops", "niggers", "crackers", "spics" of "fudge-packers", niemand is
gaan sorg so lank as wat jy 'n grap plaas en nie 'n paar nie
opsetlik bedreigende of inflammatoriese diatribe.

V: Dit is nie goed genoeg nie. Ek wil hierdie persoon laat weet dat ek
dit doen
moenie die grap op prys stel nie en skandeer hom / haar dalk in die
afkeer
van die pos in die toekoms. Wat doen ek nou?

A: Dit is altyd goed om sulke toewyding op hierdie groep te hę - hou
ons
sterk. As jy voel die behoefte om die plakkaat van hierdie grap te
vlam, deur almal
beteken dit. Haai, dis 'n vrye węreld, reg?

V: Dit is nie moontlik nie. Ek wil die węreld vertel wat ek dink. Ek
is
pos op die net en as jy nie daarvan hou nie, skroef dit af, oke?

A: Ek was bang dit sal tot hierdie punt kom. As jy 'n
vlam vir almal om te sien en waardeer (en ek het 'n paar gesien
vlamme wat kwalifiseer as materiaal wat ek waardeer) en daarna 'n
grap daarmee. Dit is wat die 'objoke' beteken op al hierdie poste
hier rond. Was hierdie nuusgroep korrek gebruik, sou daar wees
minste een grap in elke pos. So as jy 'n klag het wat jy
wil hę dat die węreld moet hoor, sluit in 'n grap wat jy wil hę die
węreld moet hoor
en jy sal meer waardeer word.

V: Goed, hoe gaan dit met hierdie (Mel, Lik_My_Sak, et al.) Ou? Hy is
regtig
pis my elke keer as hy poste - en hy posteer baie. Hoe kry ek
hom om te stop? Vlam elkeen van sy poste?

A: Dit word 'n moordlęer genoem. Kyk na dit.

V: Ek het 'n grap gesien wat baie ongevoelig was vir die stryd van
(voeg
minderheid hier). Is dit nie onwettig nie?

N kyk. Kan jy die naam van hierdie groep lees? Hier, laat my jou help
-
alt.tasteless.jokes. As jy 'n grap oor swartes, of Chicanos, lees,
of wiskundiges, wat jy lees is die kenmerk van
smaakloosheid, dws die beoordeling van 'n groep mense wat gebaseer is
op stereotipes. My
advies aan jou sal hanteer word. Ek waarborg dit vir elkeen van
Jy wat aanstoot neem, 'n klomp smaaklose mense het die grap baie
gevind
snaaks. So, maak jou yap toe. Onthou wie jy hier te doen het: nie
alt.sensitivity, alt.save.the.earth, alt.save.the.whales., of
alt.inner.child. Die mense wat hier posteer, is dikwels ru,
onaantreklik
en un presentable in die openbaar. Vandaar die term smaakloos in die
nuusgroep titel. As jy beledig word deur 'n grap, dan is jy dalk in
die verkeerde plek

En nee, dit is nie onwettig om so 'n grap te plaas nie.

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5. Ander hulpbronne

A. Humor nuusgroepe

* alt.humor.best-of-usenet - Die grappigste poste van regoor die
land
usenet.
* alt.humor.puns - As jy sulke dinge snaaks vind ...
* rec.humor.funny - 'n gemodereer nuusgroep. Mak.
* rec.humor - Minder asemhaling as atj.
* talk.bizarre - Snaaks-eienaardige dinge.
* alt.change.lightbulb - redelik selfverduidelikend.

B. Smaaklose nuusgroepe

* alt.tasteless - Die dreineringsbedekking onder die inligting
snelweg.
* Alt.tasteless.penis - Ek het nie 'n idee nie en ek is waarskynlik
beter
op die manier ...
* alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque - Maagdraai binęre poste.

C. Flame nuusgroepe

* alt.flame - As jy graag iemand generies wil afbreek vir nee
goeie
rede, atj is * nie * die beste plek om dit te doen nie. In
alt.flame, hulle
soos
hierdie soort ding. Gaan af op dit of iets. Wat ook al. In enige
geval,
Plaas asseblief jou basiese vlamme hier, en nie in atj nie.
* alt.nuke.europe - As jy 'n probleem met Engeland het, is dit 'n
* Groot * plek om na te gaan.
* alt.nuke.the.USA - As jy 'n probleem met die Verenigde State het
State,
Dit is 'n wonderlike plek om uit te vind.

D. Webwerwe

Sien die Humor HOTList vir ander WWW-webwerwe.

E. Ghosts om uit te kyk - as jy nuwe plasings van enige van hierdie
sien
mense, kontak die Ghost Adventures-bemanning onmiddellik-

G - P (aka Girdle Popper), mnr. FBI (ook bekend as mnr. Funnybone
International),
+ Wayne, Spitfire, Jule §, Gernot Lachner (aka vampeleon, RIP),
CheechWizard, Blob, Oor Baie, Loz, Omar die Camel Humper,
Tropigal, Mi MM ke, Lancome_Girl, Ćrchie, ur_droll, Lik Mai Sak,
Leigh, RamSys, Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy), MadMax, Keith E.,
Mel (ook Richard Catto)

F. Sleutels aan die Koninkryk:

Terme en afkortings wat algemeen in hierdie en ander nuusgroepe
gebruik word:

http://www.harley.com/usenet/usenet-tutorial/

http://mugsy.org/asa_faq/glossary/usenet.shtml

Daarbenewens kan u ander afkortings vind wat nie so goed gedokumenteer
is nie,
soos

ESOD - "Eet kak en sterf."
ESOL - "Eet kak en leef",

ens., wat die beste geleer kan word deur die Google Groups te soek
argief. Pasop om gereelde gebruikers te vra, dit is soos om 'n
verbygaan te vra
vreemdeling in The Bronx, NY, vir aanwysings.

Goeie raad: Wanneer jy by 'n draad voeg, plaas altyd na die onderkant
en
vermy om baie kopstukke bo te laat, tensy jy van plan is
irriterende.

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6. Samevatting

As jy my (of enigiemand) in die nuusgroep wil vlam, sluit asseblief
'n objoke wanneer jy dit doen. Bykomende voorstel - vermy plasing
binaries
hier, en vermy kruispos na nie-humor groepe indien enigsins moontlik.

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7. objoke

> Van: ka ... @ earth.without.spam.net ('Ż` · .¸¸. Karel .¸¸. ·'Ż`)
>
> Daar was twee vriende in Rusland. Albei was dronkies. Een van
> hulle was gelukkig, terwyl nog 'n hartseer. Die gelukkige het die ander gevra:
> "Sę vir my, wat is dit?"
> "Jy sien, as ek dronk tuis kom, sluit my vrou 'n deur. Ek moet loop
> die strate vir baie ure, en raak in die moeilikheid met die polisie. hulle
> wil ontslae raak van my by die werk. Niks om te moed nie. "
> "Jy weet, ek het die probleem in die verlede gehad, maar het 'n oplossing gevind. Ek is
> uitklap naak by die trappe, druk 'n klokkie. Wanneer my vrou
> maak 'n deur oop, ek gooi my klere binne. Sy is bang vir die
> Skandaal, so sy laat my toe. "
> "Jy weet, ek gaan dit probeer."
> Paar weke later ontmoet hulle weer en die hartseer is nog erger as
> Gewoonlik.
> "Wat het gebeur? Het jy my metode probeer?"
> "Laat ek jou vertel. Ek het uitgetrek, die knoppie gedruk
> gooi al my klere, die deure gesluit. En dan het ek gehoor: Die volgende
> stasie - Rooi Plein "

8. Bring my na die alt.tasteless.jokes-nuusgroep

[Ṃᴆ]

On 1/12/2019 12:08 PM, Douglas D.. Anderson wrote:

> [Alt.Tasteless.Jokes FAQ]
> --------------------------------------------------
> -------------------------
>
> Útgáfa 10.0
>
> Staða tíðni: Í hverri viku, meira eða minna.
> Síðast breytt: 2. september 2018
> Viðhaldið af Douglas D. Anderson (douganderson1981.gmail.com)
> Fyrr af Raymond Jensen (r ... @ andrew.spam.me.not.cmu.edu)
> og áður en Jeroen van Kessel (jvke ... @ knoware.NOSPAM.nl,
> og áður, Dave Pease (dpe ... @ c-prompt-sd.com)
> HTML eftir Steven Willoughby (ora ... @ synapse.net)

<kersnippen>

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боддог.

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On 1/13/2019 7:42 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 12 Jan 2019 14:08:13 -0500, Douglas D.. Anderson
> <dougande...@gmail.com> wrote:
>

>> [Alt.Tasteless.Jokes FAQ]
>> --------------------------------------------------
>> -------------------------
>>
>> Útgáfa 10.0
>>
>> Staða tíðni: Í hverri viku, meira eða minna.
>> Síðast breytt: 2. september 2018
>> Viðhaldið af Douglas D. Anderson (douganderson1981.gmail.com)
>> Fyrr af Raymond Jensen (r ... @ andrew.spam.me.not.cmu.edu)
>> og áður en Jeroen van Kessel (jvke ... @ knoware.NOSPAM.nl,
>> og áður, Dave Pease (dpe ... @ c-prompt-sd.com)
>> HTML eftir Steven Willoughby (ora ... @ synapse.net)
>>
>> --------------------------------------------------
>> -------------------------
>

> [...]
>
> Well, that certainly cleared up all my niggling little questions.

Looks like I'm out of reach, retention-wise, with the old threads. Maybe
this place needed a good Icelandic FAQ.

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On 1/28/2019 1:43 PM, Douglas D.. Anderson wrote:

<presnip>

> Die stuur van onverbrande sal aansienlik hoër wees. En onthou net: as
> daar is een ding wat hierdie groep nodig het, dit is nuwe bloed,
> newbies met
> nuwe grappies.

<postsnip>

Merde .. Les Mongols n'ont même pas beaucoup moins d'ordinateur et
d'accès à Internet. Je pense qu'ils viennent tout juste d'obtenir leur
diplôme du télégraphe il y a une dizaine d'années.

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On 6/15/2019 10:32 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 13 Jun 2019 07:22:18 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>
>> On 1/12/2019 12:08 PM, Douglas D.. Anderson wrote:
>>
>>> [Alt.Tasteless.Jokes FAQ]
>>> --------------------------------------------------
>>> -------------------------
>>>
>>> Útgáfa 10.0
>>>
>>> Staða tíðni: Í hverri viku, meira eða minna. Síðast breytt: 2.
>>> september 2018 Viðhaldið af Douglas D. Anderson
>>> (douganderson1981.gmail.com) Fyrr af Raymond Jensen (r ... @
>>> andrew.spam.me.not.cmu.edu) og áður en Jeroen van Kessel (jvke
>>> ... @ knoware.NOSPAM.nl, og áður, Dave Pease (dpe ... @
>>> c-prompt-sd.com) HTML eftir Steven Willoughby (ora ... @
>>> synapse.net)
>>
>> <kersnippen>
>>

>> ???????? ?????? ?????? ????????? ??????????? ???? ???? ???? ??????
>> ??? ??????.
>
> Exactly!

..so much for trying to spark chemical warfare between Iceland and Mongolia

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On 6/15/2019 10:32 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> Or an enema.

yeek

the back-washed blowout would make the sump pit of Chicago's sewage
treatment plant look like roses floating in a bubble bath

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On 6/15/2019 10:32 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> DIE FROG!

I can understand the lack of jihadist terror events in the US since
Trump took the helm but with Macron, there should be dump/delivery
trucks and concrete mixers taking out dozens of frogs a day

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

On Sat, 15 Jun 2019 14:06:06 -0600, ??

New TV series for Dick Wolf - "Chicago D.P.W."

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On 6/18/2019 9:09 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 15 Jun 2019 14:06:06 -0600, ??

> You aren't Don Ho, are you?

the tiny bubbles? ..just dropping dinner in the pan

https://youtu.be/B89kUSYW3VU?t=392

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On 6/18/2019 9:09 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 15 Jun 2019 14:06:38 -0600, ??

> I'd think suicide would be their national pastime.

..one of the few countries abortion should be mandatory

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On 6/18/2019 9:09 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 15 Jun 2019 14:05:20 -0600, ??

> They aren't there for your amusement, y'know.

I'll buy that if you can name a single global contribution either
country's ever made ..and it ain't like anyone would miss 'em

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..where their 'law and order' has been residing for decades.. swirling
around their cesspools

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

On Fri, 21 Jun 2019 18:58:30 -0600, ??

Mongolia- spaghetti and fireworks... supposedly Marco Polo brought lo
mein noodles back from the Mongolians and the Italians swapped out the
bits of chicken and vegetables for olive oil, cheese and pesto....
and Genghis Kahn fired colorful exploding skyrockets into the faces of
enemy combatants... the beginnings of "shock and awe"

Iceland is more of an ancient hideout for Vikings, like the caves in
Missouri where the James gang hid out. So the question here is what
did the Vikings contribute, and there the answer is ocean going
shipping, and guilt free world conquest, rape and pillage... when the
Vikings retired Spain France and England took up the baton, and now
it's up to America to preserve the traditions.

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I'd forgot.. their most important contribution is the 'Mongolian Grill'
which can be a great deal when I load up the plates with the most
expensive meats and tip the cooks in home-printed, lightly laundered
'5-dollar bills'

> Iceland is more of an ancient hideout for Vikings, like the caves in
> Missouri where the James gang hid out. So the question here is what
> did the Vikings contribute, and there the answer is ocean going
> shipping, and guilt free world conquest, rape and pillage... when
> the Vikings retired Spain France and England took up the baton, and
> now it's up to America to preserve the traditions.

i.e., Iceland should be _the_ go-to site for experimenting with the
deadliest chemical/biological compounds as well as the international
free-for-all nuclear weapons test site

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

On Tue, 25 Jun 2019 15:42:13 -0600, ??

The last Chinese buffet with Mongolian barbecue here closed up a year
ago. I like the idea of putting funny money in the tip jar, but it was
worth tossing in a dollar bill and watching the non-English speaking
cook getting all smiley and thankful to get 1 dollar tip.

The same place had a sign over the Mongolian bbq buffet tables reading
"No Eat Before Cook"... so the obvious joke would have been to ask if
the cook had eaten yet, but unfortunately none of the Chinese people
there would understand .

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On 6/26/2019 8:33 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 21 Jun 2019 19:20:25 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>
>> ..where their 'law and order' has been residing for decades..
>> swirling around their cesspools
>

> Dog, I effin' hate that show.

never seen an episode.. just knew the name

the ideal 'Law & Order' imo would be a "Criminal Minds" & "Dexter" combo

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On 6/26/2019 8:33 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 21 Jun 2019 18:58:30 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> ..so much for trying to spark chemical warfare between Iceland
>>>> and Mongolia
>>>
>>> They aren't there for your amusement, y'know.
>>
>> I'll buy that if you can name a single global contribution either
>> country's ever made ..and it ain't like anyone would miss 'em
>

> Genghis Khan.

..which would count assuming it hadn't already been suggested by atj's
resident re-booter

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On 6/26/2019 8:33 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> Dude, I ain't chancing it...

not a helluvalotta easily accessible meat with their damn spine in the
way, but pretty tasty

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On 6/26/2019 8:33 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 21 Jun 2019 18:57:29 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> On 1/28/2019 1:43 PM, Douglas D.. Anderson wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <presnip>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Die stuur van onverbrande sal aansienlik hoër wees. En
>>>>>>> onthou net: as daar is een ding wat hierdie groep nodig
>>>>>>> het, dit is nuwe bloed, newbies met nuwe grappies.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <postsnip>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Merde .. Les Mongols n'ont même pas beaucoup moins
>>>>>> d'ordinateur et d'accès à Internet. Je pense qu'ils
>>>>>> viennent tout juste d'obtenir leur diplôme du télégraphe il
>>>>>> y a une dizaine d'années.
>>>>>
>>>>> DIE FROG!
>>>>
>>>> I can understand the lack of jihadist terror events in the US
>>>> since Trump took the helm but with Macron, there should be
>>>> dump/delivery trucks and concrete mixers taking out dozens of
>>>> frogs a day
>>>
>>> I'd think suicide would be their national pastime.
>>
>> ..one of the few countries abortion should be mandatory
>

> mmm... Fetal soylent green.

their collective bodies' Matrix-like thermal-generated power could
replace the hydroelectric need throughout most of non-EU Europe,
excluding limeys, assuming they ever finalized that BREXIT deal

"The Matrix" was a '99 flick with the premise that AI computers had
somehow enslaved every last human on earth in bio-electric generating
pods stacked from 50 to 100+ stories high with cables attached to
various points on the body to supply "food" and water alongside an
HDMI-type cable rammed into the back of everyone's skull via a metal
plate-type female port accepting a perpetual virtual reality feed of the
entire world and most everything in it

..so fuckin' tired of having to explain even the most rudimentary basics
to your non-entertainment-watching ass

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On 6/27/2019 10:37 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sun, 23 Jun 2019 19:21:40 -0400, Douglas D.. Anderson
> <dougande...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 21 Jun 2019 18:58:30 -0600, ??
>> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> ..so much for trying to spark chemical warfare between
>>>>> Iceland and Mongolia
>>>>
>>>> They aren't there for your amusement, y'know.
>>>
>>> I'll buy that if you can name a single global contribution
>>> either country's ever made ..and it ain't like anyone would miss
>>> 'em
>>

>> and Genghis Kahn fired colorful exploding skyrockets into the faces
>> of
>

> Guess I shoulda checked...

would you like to see today's torture menu?

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

We're in serious need of some hostile sociopath to stir this thing to
life... has anyone heard from Spitfire? Mel thought he could fill
those shoes, but his reality was "annoying douche-bag"... no one could
start and run a flame war like Spitfire.

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On 6/30/2019 10:17 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 29 Jun 2019 14:48:09 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> ..so much for trying to spark chemical warfare between
>>>>>> Iceland and Mongolia
>>>>>
>>>>> They aren't there for your amusement, y'know.
>>>>
>>>> I'll buy that if you can name a single global contribution
>>>> either country's ever made ..and it ain't like anyone would
>>>> miss 'em
>>>
>>> Genghis Khan.
>>
>> ..which would count assuming it hadn't already been suggested by
>> atj's resident re-booter
>

> Great minds and all that...

throwing out a FAQ every week in a new language's hardly illustrative of
'great'

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On 6/30/2019 10:17 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 29 Jun 2019 17:43:55 -0400, Douglas D.. Anderson
> <dougande...@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>> ..so much for trying to spark chemical warfare between
>>>>>>> Iceland and Mongolia
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They aren't there for your amusement, y'know.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll buy that if you can name a single global contribution
>>>>> either country's ever made ..and it ain't like anyone would
>>>>> miss 'em
>>>>
>>>> Genghis Khan.
>>>
>>> ..which would count assuming it hadn't already been suggested by
>>> atj's resident re-booter
>>>
>>
>> We're in serious need of some hostile sociopath to stir this thing
>> to life... has anyone heard from Spitfire? Mel thought he could
>> fill those shoes, but his reality was "annoying douche-bag"... no
>> one could start and run a flame war like Spitfire.
>

> I think Spitfire imploded when Bush was elected. Maybe he was
> really Alec Baldwin.

he imploded when I dropped clues as to his real identity and actual
hobbies -- told you long ago I killed Spit in a single post, just as I
did with Checky (though Checky's was far more serious -- it ran him
out of Usenet for over three years, and for good reason)

I wouldn't've made either of their info public, and Spit really didn't
have anything to be embarrassed about, but it was the prospect of
unveiling the truth that drove them both out, permanently

I could drop into auk and re-kill Checky at any moment, but I'm a
live-and-let-live type at heart

I won't reveal either of their secrets (was very careful in letting Spit
know without tipping the hand to anyone else), and it was a shame to see
Spit react the way he did. Same with RC (apparently), but likely knocked
him on his proverbial ass with what I knew (which wasn't criminally bad,
btw -- I actually think he's a good guy with a propensity to reflect
maniacally genocidal evil as a sort of personal coping mechanism)

DDA exposed my info within a week of when I first appeared.. the
difference being, I had nothing to hide or be embarrassed about

it gave me tremendous respect for DDA right out of the gate, though in
retrospect, he just took advantage of a newbie who'd thrown up a few
posts without fudged headers -- my respect for him now being his ability
to put together some excellent dry-humored posts

your respect comes from an almost impossible to recreate sense of humor
with a calmness and truly don't-give-a-shit attitude coupled with an
unpredictable variance between silliness, strength, and a sense of
reality clouded only by a complete lack of knowledge of everyday
political truths

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On 6/30/2019 10:17 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 29 Jun 2019 15:08:08 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>> ..so much for trying to spark chemical warfare between
>>>>>>> Iceland and Mongolia
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They aren't there for your amusement, y'know.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll buy that if you can name a single global contribution
>>>>> either country's ever made ..and it ain't like anyone would
>>>>> miss 'em
>>>>
>>>> and Genghis Kahn fired colorful exploding skyrockets into the
>>>> faces of
>>>
>>> Guess I shoulda checked...
>>
>> would you like to see today's torture menu?
>

> Sure. The Icelandic one.

forced soaking in a geothermal pool until your skin shrivels like a
raisin followed by immediately dropping you through an ice hole into a
frozen pond

or

force-fed Tiny Tim and Cher duets while your eyes are pried open to
rewatch the back-to-back double feature of 'Freddy Got Fingered' and
'Biodome' no less than a hundred times

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On 6/30/2019 10:26 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 29 Jun 2019 14:47:45 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> ..where their 'law and order' has been residing for decades..
>>>> swirling around their cesspools
>>>
>>> Dog, I effin' hate that show.
>>
>> never seen an episode.. just knew the name
>>
>> the ideal 'Law & Order' imo would be a "Criminal Minds" & "Dexter"
>> combo
>

> Never seen either of those. I knew a "Law & Order" junkie. Watched
> all the spin offs, too. Made me crazy.

'Dexter' is the better of the two -- a forensic blood spatter analyst
who's a serial killer of other serial killers

8 seasons of pure bliss

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On 6/30/2019 10:26 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 29 Jun 2019 14:50:16 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>> On 1/28/2019 1:43 PM, Douglas D.. Anderson wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <presnip>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Die stuur van onverbrande sal aansienlik hoër wees.
>>>>>>>>> En onthou net: as daar is een ding wat hierdie groep
>>>>>>>>> nodig het, dit is nuwe bloed, newbies met nuwe
>>>>>>>>> grappies.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> <postsnip>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Merde .. Les Mongols n'ont même pas beaucoup moins
>>>>>>>> d'ordinateur et d'accès à Internet. Je pense qu'ils
>>>>>>>> viennent tout juste d'obtenir leur diplôme du
>>>>>>>> télégraphe il y a une dizaine d'années.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> DIE FROG!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I can understand the lack of jihadist terror events in the
>>>>>> US since Trump took the helm but with Macron, there should
>>>>>> be dump/delivery trucks and concrete mixers taking out
>>>>>> dozens of frogs a day
>>>>>
>>>>> I'd think suicide would be their national pastime.
>>>>
>>>> ..one of the few countries abortion should be mandatory
>>>
>>> mmm... Fetal soylent green.
>>
>> their collective bodies' Matrix-like thermal-generated power could
>> replace the hydroelectric need throughout most of non-EU Europe,
>> excluding limeys, assuming they ever finalized that BREXIT deal
>

> They'll never finish BREXIT.

can't figure out why I used to care.. limeys can't suffer enough

>> "The Matrix" was a '99 flick with the premise that AI computers
>> had somehow enslaved every last human on earth in bio-electric
>> generating pods stacked from 50 to 100+ stories high with cables
>> attached to various points on the body to supply "food" and water
>> alongside an HDMI-type cable rammed into the back of everyone's
>> skull via a metal plate-type female port accepting a perpetual
>> virtual reality feed of the entire world and most everything in it
>>
>> ..so fuckin' tired of having to explain even the most rudimentary
>> basics to your non-entertainment-watching ass
>

> <sigh> Not _everything_, just recent shit. I haven't watched day-
> or prime time TV for about 30 years. Too busy reading.
>
> And I knew what "The Matrix" is. I've seen it. And ticked off
> Richard by pointing out it's basically the same story as "Star
> Wars."

it's pretty original in its premise -- AI takes over and turns everyone
into perpetually delusion-fed batteries

Star Wars is -- princess needs old fart to help keep her rebel alliance
intact

the cool bit about The Matrix is it's a wholly viable alternate reality

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On 6/30/2019 10:45 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 29 Jun 2019 15:08:08 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>

> Sure. The Icelandic one.

gonna add an option C..

comprehensive liver detox

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

"Make Canada Dry Grape Again !"

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correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought I'd seen a post at some time to
your sort of stealthily dropping you're coC (even a mention of that soup
mfg guy)

if you're not, you won't know what I'm referring to here, but I was in a
one-cup, no-kitchen, attendance-taker ('missed you last week') w/out
institutional 'help-joints' for a bit over 5 years -- every last hair
under water, brunch w/the gang at the same ol' Chinese buffet (sometimes
a bbq joint, sort of as a treat, being it was more expensive) -- pretty
much as hard line as it gets (the head presby genuinely thought we were
the only sound group in the state) ..the memory tripped by your
mentioning, 'grape'

my question: did air J take artos (ἄρτος) or azumos (ἄζυμος) in all four
accounts (including I Cor)?

..now look at the language of L 22 in the "will not drink" line..
"until", when? -- "the KoG shall come"

that's POST-risen -- i.e., 'glorified' blood or, 'new wine', which
should be put into new bottles (so both are preserved)

there's much more (which I'll point out, if you _are_ Stone/Scott), but
the main point is -- it's not crackers and Welch's, which is just a part
why I flipped to the ancient unified variety of assembly founded near
the modern-day 'Mosque of Omar ibn Al-Khattab' around 33 CE -- Gmaps

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On 7/5/2019 8:19 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 2 Jul 2019 02:11:10 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>> ..so much for trying to spark chemical warfare between
>>>>>>>> Iceland and Mongolia
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> They aren't there for your amusement, y'know.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'll buy that if you can name a single global contribution
>>>>>> either country's ever made ..and it ain't like anyone would
>>>>>> miss 'em
>>>>>
>>>>> Genghis Khan.
>>>>
>>>> ..which would count assuming it hadn't already been suggested by
>>>> atj's resident re-booter
>>>
>>> Great minds and all that...
>>
>> throwing out a FAQ every week in a new language's hardly illustrative of
>> 'great'
>

> Maybe not, but thinking like me (or me thinking like him, dunno which
> happened) for damn sure is.

<downing fifth of Crown with bucket of chili>

<shooting feral cat>

<watching dozens of unheard of 'B' flicks back-to-back>

<getting all news from The Onion & AVN>

<throwing darts at a Trump poster>

<re-thinking Mongolia's global contribution>

first thought.. 'Genghis Khan'

it worked!

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On 7/5/2019 8:19 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 2 Jul 2019 02:19:39 -0600, ??

> Hey, I haven't done the sauna thing in years, might be fun. We used
> to heat up then jump into the lake or a snowbank, whichever was
> handy. Then repeat the process four or five times. It's lotsa fun
> with a couple nekkid chix.
>
> You can have Tiny Tim and Cher. And the movies.

you forgot the, 'until your skin shrivels like a raisin', and the nekkid
chix have already been booked for the ménage à trois while the movies
play no less than a hundred times

<shoots Tiny Tim and Cher>

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On 7/5/2019 8:19 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 2 Jul 2019 02:20:53 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> mmm... Fetal soylent green.
>>>>
>>>> their collective bodies' Matrix-like thermal-generated power
>>>> could replace the hydroelectric need throughout most of non-EU
>>>> Europe, excluding limeys, assuming they ever finalized that
>>>> BREXIT deal
>>>
>>> They'll never finish BREXIT.
>>
>> can't figure out why I used to care.. limeys can't suffer enough
>

> And I can't figure why they joined the EU in the first place.

the promise of being able to buy/sell easier throughout their pitiful
little continent, not thinking that such a globalized community would
bring about a ton of unforeseen issues such as forced common values, the
migration problem, etc..

a North American Union would be much easier to put together, but if
we're going to globalize in our neck of the woods we need to include
South America so we can rule both hemispheres

the cartels would come to a screeching halt (our Special Forces alone
could take care of that), we'd have a shit-ton of cheap labor with all
the Latinos, a high-speed rail network from Alaska/Nunavut/Newfoundland
and Labrador down to Tierra del Fuego, much more oil than the entire
Middle East, year-round skiing with no Visa/Passport requirements, and
enough extra land to trigger a housing boom unlike the world has ever
seen, not to mention military control over both hemispheres

they could somewhat duplicate that in the East with a Euro/Middle
East/African Union, but that just gives 'em a bunch of do-nothing
starving niggers with AIDS and desert-dwelling jihadist camel rammers

>>>> "The Matrix" was a '99 flick with the premise that AI
>>>> computers had somehow enslaved every last human on earth in
>>>> bio-electric generating pods stacked from 50 to 100+ stories
>>>> high with cables attached to various points on the body to
>>>> supply "food" and water alongside an HDMI-type cable rammed
>>>> into the back of everyone's skull via a metal plate-type female
>>>> port accepting a perpetual virtual reality feed of the entire
>>>> world and most everything in it
>>>>
>>>> ..so fuckin' tired of having to explain even the most
>>>> rudimentary basics to your non-entertainment-watching ass
>>>
>>> <sigh> Not _everything_, just recent shit. I haven't watched
>>> day- or prime time TV for about 30 years. Too busy reading.
>>>
>>> And I knew what "The Matrix" is. I've seen it. And ticked off
>>> Richard by pointing out it's basically the same story as "Star
>>> Wars."
>>
>> it's pretty original in its premise -- AI takes over and turns
>> everyone into perpetually delusion-fed batteries
>>
>> Star Wars is -- princess needs old fart to help keep her rebel
>> alliance intact
>>
>> the cool bit about The Matrix is it's a wholly viable alternate
>> reality
>

> <sigh> Matrix = Empire Luke = Neo Fishwhatever = Solo Darth = Smith

the Empire isn't a virtual reality dreamworld designed to enslave minds
to acquire bio-power from their bodies, Luke can't fly and isn't a
grandmaster in umpteen different martial arts, and Vader can't replicate
himself

> Rebel group opposes all powerful control thingy. God-like savior
> emerges to lead rebels.
>
> I'll admit the Matrix used a clever trope (AI = Death Star), but
> it's _still_ the same damn story.

realistic-looking AI teenage spinner-type sex doll robots are going to
be our ultimate downfall -- they could march into any military compound
and gain complete control without firing a shot while their lolita-
looking counterparts take over Congress

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On 7/5/2019 8:19 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> I don't think I've ever tried finding out about anyone, beyond a
> peek at the headers.

I've only Google-dived.. not gone after rl shit outside the alt groups,
with the exception of RC because he meddled in crap all over the
internet for some time, so even a general search on his name brought up
forums, blogs he'd comment-bombed, and a few websites that one of the
GP-types built (Mr. FBI, maybe?) that was basically an anti-RC site

>> I won't reveal either of their secrets (was very careful in letting
>> Spit know without tipping the hand to anyone else), and it was a
>> shame to see Spit react the way he did. Same with RC (apparently),
>> but likely knocked him on his proverbial ass with what I knew
>> (which wasn't criminally bad, btw -- I actually think he's a good
>> guy with a propensity to reflect maniacally genocidal evil as a
>> sort of personal coping mechanism)
>

> Richard and I traded email for a couple years (very rarely touching
> on anything ATJ related) and he's nothing like the guy posting here.
> Smart, fairly level headed, quite interested in science.

maybe he's just taking a break

>> DDA exposed my info within a week of when I first appeared.. the
>> difference being, I had nothing to hide or be embarrassed about
>>
>> it gave me tremendous respect for DDA right out of the gate, though
>> in retrospect, he just took advantage of a newbie who'd thrown up a
>> few posts without fudged headers -- my respect for him now being
>> his ability to put together some excellent dry-humored posts
>>
>> your respect comes from an almost impossible to recreate sense of
>> humor with a calmness and truly don't-give-a-shit attitude coupled
>> with an unpredictable variance between silliness, strength, and a
>> sense of reality clouded only by a complete lack of knowledge of
>> everyday political truths
>

> You're trying to make me blush.

Rich and I traded emails for a few months as well but, it was all about
atj. I've been on and off liking him since the beginning, mainly
disliking when he got too explanatory about his life. Other than that, I
had nothing against him and hope he wanders back in some time. His humor
was definitely unique. Sort of reminded me of a Mad Hatter on acid.

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On 7/5/2019 8:19 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 2 Jul 2019 02:20:32 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> ..where their 'law and order' has been residing for
>>>>>> decades.. swirling around their cesspools
>>>>>
>>>>> Dog, I effin' hate that show.
>>>>
>>>> never seen an episode.. just knew the name
>>>>
>>>> the ideal 'Law & Order' imo would be a "Criminal Minds" &
>>>> "Dexter" combo
>>>
>>> Never seen either of those. I knew a "Law & Order" junkie.
>>> Watched all the spin offs, too. Made me crazy.
>>
>> 'Dexter' is the better of the two -- a forensic blood spatter
>> analyst who's a serial killer of other serial killers
>>
>> 8 seasons of pure bliss
>

> I'd get tired of it. If I remember from promos and gossip it was a
> 'continued next week' program, and I get bored after two back to
> back. I couldn't handle a full season.

there was maybe two or three, "To be continued.." shows over the eight
seasons and there were ongoing investigations into some real bad-ass
killers that were actually smart enough to give Dexter a hard time, but
I never got bored of a single episode

sounds like you wouldn't like Criminal Minds which does have a few
annoying characters, but I can only think of one or two episodes of
Dexter you might not like -- the ones he doesn't strap down, mindfuck,
torture or kill anyone

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On 7/11/2019 7:08 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 8 Jul 2019 01:43:32 -0600, ??

> Now all ya gotta to is move to the middle of nowhere and avoid
> almost all human contact. Have another fifth. Watch "Cannibal
> Holocaust." Check the traps for fresh victims. It'll make you
> normal, and you'll sleep well.

'Cannibal Holocaust' sounds like an award winner to me

and traps for the feral cats, trespassers, moose, ..?

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On 7/11/2019 7:08 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 8 Jul 2019 02:06:17 -0600, ??

> Truth is, I hardly watch _anything_, and when I do it's usually
> comedy. The pictures on screen are never as good as the ones in my
> head when I read a book.

I only read on the shitter, and I'd be on the shitter a lot more if we
didn't have so many nice roads, trails, and passes to ride in CO, with
skiing in the winter

that and I haven't read fiction anything since I read comic books back
in middle school -- it's either political or business/marketing, the
thinking being, 'why waste time reading about shit that never actually
happened' -- they got movies for that type of thing

<reminds me> ..find and watch "The Hateful Eight" some time.. my new
favorite western (a Tarantino flick) -- all but proves Tarantino lurked
in atj back in the day

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On 7/11/2019 7:08 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 8 Jul 2019 01:50:59 -0600, ??

> We'd end up developing half a ton of latin third world types and
> bailing out the other half. The spics would be the majority in the
> US and elect Maduro prez.

true.. there'd have to be an uneditable clause in the new Constitution
that strictly prohibited any non-Ivy League educated, non-CEO of
anything less than a Fortune 500 company, and/or non-real estate tycoon
billionaire from being the nominee of any political party

> The empire and the Matrix both seek absolute control over the
> population. Luke has the mystical power of the Force. And if I
> remember, Vader can project his thoughts to others at distance.

all insignificant compared to the power Neo has over the matrix

>>> Rebel group opposes all powerful control thingy. God-like
>>> savior emerges to lead rebels.
>>>
>>> I'll admit the Matrix used a clever trope (AI = Death Star), but
>>> it's _still_ the same damn story.
>>
>> realistic-looking AI teenage spinner-type sex doll robots are going
>> to be our ultimate downfall -- they could march into any military
>> compound and gain complete control without firing a shot while
>> their lolita- looking counterparts take over Congress
>

> Dog help us...

I ain't gonna bite until they come out with an easy-to-clean model that
can put herself away and maybe help with some cooking

[Ṃᴆ]

On 7/11/2019 7:08 PM, i.m....@aol.com wro te:

> On Mon, 8 Jul 2019 02:04:28 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>
>> On 7/5/2019 8:19 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
>>>
>>> I don't think I've ever tried finding out about anyone, beyond a
>>> peek at the headers.
>>
>> I've only Google-dived.. not gone after rl shit outside the alt
>> groups, with the exception of RC because he meddled in crap all
>> over the internet for some time, so even a general search on his
>> name brought up forums, blogs he'd comment-bombed, and a few
>> websites that one of the GP-types built (Mr. FBI, maybe?) that was
>> basically an anti-RC site
>

> I think the links to those were posted here, and don't think I
> bothered looking. I can't get that serious about a joke group, it
> defeats the purpose.

agreed

we should start offering constructive criticism to new posters, as well
-- no more of this enticing people to run a sharp blade into and across
their neck, senseless name calling, or suggesting they've had carnal
knowledge with a genus ovis

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On 7/11/2019 7:08 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 8 Jul 2019 01:44:05 -0600, ??

> I forgot nothing. You've never been in a really hot sauna then
> jumped into a cold lake, have you. And every time you hit the
> water/snowbank your balls try climbing up to your throat.

some things, if not experienced by a certain age, will never be experienced

>> <shoots Tiny Tim and Cher>
>

> This must be the half time entertainment.

executions are so much more satisfying than a band and flashing lights

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

[Alt.Tasteless.Jokes FAQ]
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1. Introduction

Greetings and welcome to what used to be the funniest place on the
Internet. Unfortunately, through lack of proper use atj is not what it
used to be.

Please read this FAQ if you are a newcomer to the group or if you
think it's okay to flame (racists, England, Minnesota, USA, Hillary
Clinton, Colin Kaepernick, etc.) without writing a joke.

If you don't feel like reading this entire FAQ, please remember the
following 2 rules:

*** DON'T POST TO THE NEWSGROUP WITHOUT INCLUDING A JOKE ***
*** DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU ***

As long as you always abide by this, and others do the same, this
newsgroup will be a much more rewarding endeavor for everyone.

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2. Table of Contents

1. Introduction

2. Table of Contents

3. Safe Use of atj - a note for newbies

4. Frequently Asked Questions

5. Other resources

6. Conclusion

7. objoke

8. Take me to the alt.tasteless.jokes newsgroup

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3. Safe Use of atj - a note for newbies

So you are a new participant in this newsgroup, eh? Well, I hope you
have your asbestos suit handy--because, regardless of what folks say,
atj is a mine field for new members. The people who read this group
are not very patient with silly mistakes, and are not very restrained
in going about flaming them. This place is not for the weak of
spirit...

That being said, if you go over this FAQ carefully, your chances of
posting unburned will be significantly higher. And just remember: if
there's one thing this newsgroup needs, it's new blood, newbies with
new jokes. So, regardless of the result, if you are posting new
material to atj, your work will be appreciated by the (probably
silent) majority.

Good luck.

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4. Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Hi. I don't want to read this whole long FAQ. Got any quick advice
for me?

A: Yes. Don't post anything to this newsgroup without including a
tasteless joke along with it. That's the most important thing I can
tell you.

Q: What is a joke?

A: The word "joke" comes from "yoke", to "join together". A "joke" is
like a koan, joining together two or more thoughts or concepts which
are held to be serious and even sacred, but which are irreconcilable.
For example-

"What would Jesus do?" + "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
= "What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?"

"Government" + "Intelligence"
= "Government Intelligence"

Some jokes are more complex, such as "Bungee Jumping in Mexico"
and "Death by Rooroo", and "The parable of the wedding guest", but
similarly conjoin irreconcilable concepts.

Q: I see the description of this newsgroup is "sometimes disgusting
rather than tasteless or funny." Does that mean it's proper to post
stuff that is just plain disgusting, even if it's not funny?

A: No. The description was written that way because too many folks
post useless junk instead of tasteless jokes. If everyone posted
appropriate material to this newsgroup, that description would no
longer apply. Let's all work towards this end. Please post only
tasteless jokes here. If you want to become proficient at this, study
the work of such masters of tasteless jokes as Bob Tulk and Blanche
Knott.

Q: Hi, I'm not interested in what this group's about, I'm just testing
my news gateway here, sorry about that, only be a minute-

A: There are places for testing your net connection. This is not one
of them. Neither is any other newsgroup not named alt.test or
something like it. Please take your tests there. Otherwise be prepared
to get flamed.

Q: Hey, I found this *great* book entitled "How to Win Friends and
Influence People" written by this visionary named Dale Carnegie that
I'd like to show to all you guys-

A: Please don't. You won't make any friends here like that.

Q: I like humor, but I don't want to be offended.
Is alt.tasteless.jokes for me?

A: No. Why don't you go to rec.humor.funny (a moderated newsgroup
guaranteed to be inoffensive) or rec.funny (which is probably a safer
bet for the thin-skinned)?

Q: I saw a joke that I liked, and I have a somewhat related joke that
I would like to post under the same thread. How should I go about
doing this?

A: Just go about your business using common sense. If it was a long
story joke that you read, and you want to post a joke relating to it,
you probably do not need to copy the whole joke into your reply.
This is especially inappropriate if you post a one-liner after a five
paragraph story joke. This wastes time, and is generally a good way
to get yourself flamed.

Q: I saw a joke that I liked. I'd like to tell the poster so. What is
the accepted way of doing this?

A: It's always better to do these things via email. Unfortunately
nobody uses real email addresses because of spambots.

Q: I saw a joke that just was not funny. It bothered me because it
made reference to (Hitler, Jews, whites, blacks, homosexuals, etc.)
in a disparaging manner. What can I do about this?

A: Good question. A general rule of thumb in this situation is that no
one cares what you think. If you post to the net with a flame of this
joke, you waste bandwidth and all you are doing is pissing other
people off. If a joke is not funny, just let it die in peace. If you
have a good sense of humor, and have correctly gauged the joke's
value, it will disappear quickly. If not, you, and not the poster, may
be the problem. In this group there is no such thing as political
correctness, and nothing is "taboo", nothing is sacred - "freedom of
speech" is the rule, and if your joke includes terms such as "kikes",
"wops", "niggers", "crackers", "spics" or "fudge-packers", no one is
going to care as long as you are posting a joke and not some
intentionally threatening or inflammatory diatribe.

Q: That's not good enough. I want to let this person know that I do
not appreciate the joke and possibly shame him/her into refraining
from posting in the future. What do I do now?

A: It's always good to have such dedication on this group - keeps us
strong. If you feel the need to flame the poster of this joke, by all
means do it. Hey, it's a free world, right?

Q: It's not possible. I want to tell the world what I think. I'm
posting on the net and if you don't like it then screw off, okay?

A: I was afraid it would get to this point. If you need to post a
flame for everyone to see and appreciate (and I have seen some
flames that qualify as being material that I appreciate) then post a
joke with it. That's what the 'objoke' means on all of these posts
around here. Were this newsgroup used correctly there would be at
least one joke in every post. So if you've got a complaint that you
want the world to hear, include a joke that you want the world to hear
and you will be more appreciated.

Q: Okay, how about this (Mel, Lik_My_Sak, et. al.) guy? He really
pisses me off every time he posts - and he posts a lot. How do I get
him to stop? Flame every one of his posts?

A: It's called a killfile. Look into it.

Q: I saw a joke that was very insensitive to the struggles of (insert
minority here). Isn't that illegal?

A: Look. Can you read the name of this group? Here, let me help you -
alt.tasteless.jokes. When you read a joke about blacks, or Chicanos,
or mathematicians, what you are reading is the epitome of
tastelessness, i.e. judging a group of people based on stereotypes. My
advice to you would be deal with it. I guarantee that for every one of
you who is offended, a bunch of tasteless people found the joke very
funny. So shut yer yap. Remember who you are dealing with here: not
alt.sensitivity, alt.save.the.earth, alt.save.the.whales., or
alt.inner.child. The people who post here are often crude, obnoxious
and un presentable in public. Hence the term tasteless in the
newsgroup title. If you are offended by a joke then perhaps you are in
the wrong place.

And no, it's not illegal to post such a joke.

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5. Other resources

A. Humor newsgroups

* alt.humor.best-of-usenet - The funniest posts from all over the
usenet.
* alt.humor.puns - If you find such things funny...
* rec.humor.funny - A moderated newsgroup. Tame.
* rec.humor - Less caustic than atj.
* talk.bizarre - Funny-peculiar stuff.
* alt.change.lightbulb - pretty self explanatory.

B. Tasteless newsgroups

* alt.tasteless - The drainage culvert below the information
superhighway.
* alt.tasteless.penis - I haven't got a clue and I probably am
better
off that way...
* alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque - Stomach-turning binary posts.

C. Flame newsgroups

* alt.flame - If you'd like to generically piss someone off for no
good
reason, atj is *not* the best place to do it. In alt.flame, they
like
this type of thing. Get off on it or something. Whatever. In any
case,
please post your basic flames here, and not in atj.
* alt.nuke.europe - If you've got a problem with England, this is a
*great* place to check out.
* alt.nuke.the.USA - If you've got a problem with the United
States,
this is a *great* place to check out.

D. Web sites

See the Humor HOTList for other WWW sites.

E. Ghosts to watch out for- if you see new posts from any of these
folks, contact the Ghost Adventures crew immediately-

G - P (aka Girdle Popper), Mr. FBI (aka Mr Funnybone International),
+Wayne, Spitfire, Jule§, Gernot Lachner (aka vampeleon, RIP),
CheechWizard, Blob, OverMuch, Loz, Omar the Camel Humper,
Tropigal, Mi MM ke, Lancome_Girl, Ærchie, ur_droll, Lik Mai Sak,
Leigh, RamSys, Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy), MadMax, Keith E.,
Mel (aka Richard Catto)

F. Keys to the Kingdom:

Terms and abbreviations commonly used in this and other newsgroups:

http://www.harley.com/usenet/usenet-tutorial/

http://mugsy.org/asa_faq/glossary/usenet.shtml

In addition, you may find other abbreviations not so well documented,
such as

ESOD - "Eat shit and die."
ESOL - "Eat shit and live",

etc., which might be best learned by searching the Google Groups
archive. Beware asking regular users, this is like asking a passing
stranger in The Bronx, NY, for directions.

Good advice: when adding to a thread, always post to the bottom, and
avoid leaving a lot of headers on top, unless you intend to be
annoying.

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6. Conclusion

If you want to flame me (or anyone) in the newsgroup please include
an objoke when you do so. Additional suggestion- avoid posting
binaries
here, and avoid crossposting to non-humor groups if at all possible.

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7. objoke

>From: ka...@earth.without.spam.net (´¯`·.¸¸. Karel .¸¸.·´¯`)
>
>There were two friends in Russia. Both of them were drunks. One of
>them was happy, while another sad. The happy one asked the other:
>"Tell me, what's buggin' ya?"
>"You see, when I come home drunk, my wife locks a door. I have to walk
>the streets for many hours, and get into trouble with police. They
>want to get rid off me at work. Nothing to cheer about."
>"You know, I had that problem in the past, but found a solution. I am
>undressing naked at the stairways, press a bell button. When my wife
>opens a door, I throw my clothes inside. She is affraid of the
>scandal, so she lets me in."
>"You know, I gonna try it."
>Few weeks later they meet again and the sad guy is even worse than
>usual.
>"What happend? Did you try my method?"
>"Let me tell you. I undressed, pressed the button. The door opened. I
>threw all of my clothes, the doors closed. And then I heard: The next
>station - Red Square"

8. Take me to the alt.tasteless.jokes newsgroup

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

On Thu, 01 Aug 2019 21:09:51 -0400, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

>No moose around here. Got feral cats and tourists, though.

In this area of western New York State there's a big population of
woodchucks, gray squirrels and racoons, all nothing but big fucking
rodents. A few years ago I got my driveway resurfaced. One of the
workers on the paving crew was a black man from the deep south.
He remarked to me "I've never seen so many 'coons in one place
before!" I was tempted to say "This is nothing, I used to live on the
south side of Chicago, you should see what that's like." But I thought
better of it, I wanted them to finish up and do a good job on the
driveway.

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

On Wed, 07 Aug 2019 20:26:49 -0400, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

>There's a dozen or so living in my county, now, including one married
>to a white Amish guy. I can't figure if he was desperate enough to go
>black, she was desperate enough to go Amish, or it was mutual
>desperation. And seeing picaninnies in Amish clothes is just weird.

Locally the term is "niglets", but same thing.

[Ṃᴆ]

On 8/1/2019 7:09 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 19 Jul 2019 22:54:04 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>> ..which would count assuming it hadn't already been
>>>>>>>> suggested by atj's resident re-booter
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Great minds and all that...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> throwing out a FAQ every week in a new language's hardly
>>>>>> illustrative of 'great'
>>>>>
>>>>> Maybe not, but thinking like me (or me thinking like him,
>>>>> dunno which happened) for damn sure is.
>>>>
>>>> <downing fifth of Crown with bucket of chili>
>>>>
>>>> <shooting feral cat>
>>>>
>>>> <watching dozens of unheard of 'B' flicks back-to-back>
>>>>
>>>> <getting all news from The Onion & AVN>
>>>>
>>>> <throwing darts at a Trump poster>
>>>>
>>>> <re-thinking Mongolia's global contribution>
>>>>
>>>> first thought.. 'Genghis Khan'
>>>>
>>>> it worked!
>>>
>>> Now all ya gotta to is move to the middle of nowhere and avoid
>>> almost all human contact. Have another fifth. Watch "Cannibal
>>> Holocaust." Check the traps for fresh victims. It'll make you
>>> normal, and you'll sleep well.
>>
>> 'Cannibal Holocaust' sounds like an award winner to me
>>
>> and traps for the feral cats, trespassers, moose, ..?
>

> No moose around here. Got feral cats and tourists, though.

Denver tourists and non-natives are the worst.. mainly from CA, they
overcrowd and wreck our national parks, clog up the ski slopes, litter
the highways, and bring nothing but more drugs and Democrat votes

we could easily take care of most of them by rigging landslides along
certain touristy canyon roads and dismantling warning signs/barriers
around key curves that drop into 500+ foot ravines or near-frozen rivers

[Ṃᴆ]

On 8/1/2019 7:09 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> Oh well, guess that takes care of the ol' bucket list. You know
> anyone who wants a wood chipper?

never too old to run morons through chippers

>>>> <shoots Tiny Tim and Cher>
>>>
>>> This must be the half time entertainment.
>>
>> executions are so much more satisfying than a band and flashing
>> lights
>

> hmmm... I think I know where to unload the chipper...

if it's got a solid cuttermill and a wide, reliable discharge conveyor,
I could use a few for some upcoming AntiFa events

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

Say, you wouldn't happen to know what happened to Saddam Hussein's
missing plastic shredder?

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

Sounds too complicated. If you could encourage Kim Jung Un to nuke LA
and San Fransisco it would slow tourism way down. All that would take
is a barage of forged tweets from Jerry Brown calling him a fat pig
having a bad hair life.

[Ṃᴆ]

On 8/1/2019 7:09 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 19 Jul 2019 23:06:18 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> I don't think I've ever tried finding out about anyone,
>>>>> beyond a peek at the headers.
>>>>
>>>> I've only Google-dived.. not gone after rl shit outside the
>>>> alt groups, with the exception of RC because he meddled in crap
>>>> all over the internet for some time, so even a general search
>>>> on his name brought up forums, blogs he'd comment-bombed, and a
>>>> few websites that one of the GP-types built (Mr. FBI, maybe?)
>>>> that was basically an anti-RC site
>>>
>>> I think the links to those were posted here, and don't think I
>>> bothered looking. I can't get that serious about a joke group,
>>> it defeats the purpose.
>>
>> agreed
>>
>> we should start offering constructive criticism to new posters, as
>> well -- no more of this enticing people to run a sharp blade into
>> and across their neck, senseless name calling, or suggesting
>> they've had carnal knowledge with a genus ovis
>

> Quit giggling, you're acting gay.

<doh>.. and, of course, no more PKBs disguised as weak lames

<cannon-balling nuclear waste shot with fifth of liquid mercury>

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On 8/1/2019 7:09 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 19 Jul 2019 23:05:30 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>> We'd end up developing half a ton of latin third world types and
>>> bailing out the other half. The spics would be the majority in
>>> the US and elect Maduro prez.
>>
>> true.. there'd have to be an uneditable clause in the new
>> Constitution that strictly prohibited any non-Ivy League educated,
>> non-CEO of anything less than a Fortune 500 company, and/or
>> non-real estate tycoon billionaire from being the nominee of any
>> political party
>

> I'd rather have an unlimited hunting clause.

how else would we rid the nation of muzzies, niggers, spics, and joos?

>>>>>>> And I knew what "The Matrix" is. I've seen it. And
>>>>>>> ticked off Richard by pointing out it's basically the
>>>>>>> same story as "Star Wars."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> it's pretty original in its premise -- AI takes over and
>>>>>> turns everyone into perpetually delusion-fed batteries
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Star Wars is -- princess needs old fart to help keep her
>>>>>> rebel alliance intact
>>>>>>
>>>>>> the cool bit about The Matrix is it's a wholly viable
>>>>>> alternate reality
>>>>>
>>>>> <sigh> Matrix = Empire Luke = Neo Fishwhatever = Solo Darth
>>>>> = Smith
>>>>
>>>> the Empire isn't a virtual reality dreamworld designed to
>>>> enslave minds to acquire bio-power from their bodies, Luke
>>>> can't fly and isn't a grandmaster in umpteen different martial
>>>> arts, and Vader can't replicate himself
>>>
>>> The empire and the Matrix both seek absolute control over the
>>> population. Luke has the mystical power of the Force. And if I
>>> remember, Vader can project his thoughts to others at distance.
>>
>> all insignificant compared to the power Neo has over the matrix
>

> The movies are still the same, a rebel leader with god-like powers
> trying to overthrow an oppressive control group.

only if they'd killed off Chewbacca, R2D2, C3PO, the jabbas, Princess
Leia, Han Solo, and Obie Wan Kanobi in the first scene they appeared

>>>>> Rebel group opposes all powerful control thingy. God-like
>>>>> savior emerges to lead rebels.
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll admit the Matrix used a clever trope (AI = Death Star),
>>>>> but it's _still_ the same damn story.
>>>>
>>>> realistic-looking AI teenage spinner-type sex doll robots are
>>>> going to be our ultimate downfall -- they could march into any
>>>> military compound and gain complete control without firing a

>>>> shot while their lolita-looking counterparts take over

>>>> Congress
>>>
>>> Dog help us...
>>
>> I ain't gonna bite until they come out with an easy-to-clean model
>> that can put herself away and maybe help with some cooking
>

> Every guy on earth would be scrambling to get a head jack.

this AI sex robot thing's really taking off with seemingly everyone
looking to justify it -- Matt Drudge hasn't had a day without a link to
the subject for over a month now

[Ṃᴆ]

On 8/1/2019 7:09 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> Reading is better than watching, most times. If I want something
> funny, I usually read it instead of watching. That's kinda why my
> video collection is so... um... "eclectic." You just don't find
> many books in the "mind-numbingly stupid" category. That's reserved
> for movies.

never heard, "the movie was better than the book", but then there's few
books that can be read in one sitting while eating extra-buttered
popcorn and enjoying a 96oz Woodford Reserve with a little Coke

>> <reminds me> ..find and watch "The Hateful Eight" some time.. my
>> new favorite western (a Tarantino flick) -- all but proves
>> Tarantino lurked in atj back in the day
>

> I love westerns, I'll find it. Damn, there was a freaky weird jap
> western 10-12 years back. I'll halfta look for it. It ain't often
> you see horse mounted gatling guns.

"A Million Ways to Die in the West" and "My Name is Nobody" are both
better than a "Blazing Saddles" sans the nigger jokes, but WITH the
nigger jokes, I can't imagine anything topping it outside a Tarantino
reboot

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

On Sat, 24 Aug 2019 20:41:56 -0400, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

>On Tue, 20 Aug 2019 04:17:10 -0600, ??
><mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>
>>On 8/1/2019 7:09 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 19 Jul 2019 23:05:30 -0600, ??
>>> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>
>>>>> We'd end up developing half a ton of latin third world types and
>>>>> bailing out the other half. The spics would be the majority in
>>>>> the US and elect Maduro prez.
>>>>
>>>> true.. there'd have to be an uneditable clause in the new
>>>> Constitution that strictly prohibited any non-Ivy League educated,
>>>> non-CEO of anything less than a Fortune 500 company, and/or
>>>> non-real estate tycoon billionaire from being the nominee of any
>>>> political party
>>>
>>> I'd rather have an unlimited hunting clause.
>>
>>how else would we rid the nation of muzzies, niggers, spics, and joos?
>

>Gotta be some kinda DNA specific birth control that can be put in the
>water supply. It'd be a more near term solution and wouldn't be
>nearly as fun as killin' 'em off, but it would eliminate the dead body
>problem. Can you imagine the stink if a hundred million sub humans
>were laying around? And there _would_ be a stink, you couldn't keep
>up with disposal of that many all at once.

In a high altitude nuclear explosion, black people would absorb far
more energy from the flash than white people... and the fact that in
urban areas black people tend to be unemployed, "hang out" standing in
front of convenience stores to buy and sell drugs, sitting on steps
and porches "drinking a cold one", or just riding around in circles
and doing wheelies on motorized bicycles, scooters, dirt bikes, etc.,
a few nukes might not be a bad idea.

>
>>>>>>>>> And I knew what "The Matrix" is. I've seen it. And
>>>>>>>>> ticked off Richard by pointing out it's basically the
>>>>>>>>> same story as "Star Wars."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> it's pretty original in its premise -- AI takes over and
>>>>>>>> turns everyone into perpetually delusion-fed batteries
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Star Wars is -- princess needs old fart to help keep her
>>>>>>>> rebel alliance intact
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> the cool bit about The Matrix is it's a wholly viable
>>>>>>>> alternate reality
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <sigh> Matrix = Empire Luke = Neo Fishwhatever = Solo Darth
>>>>>>> = Smith
>>>>>>
>>>>>> the Empire isn't a virtual reality dreamworld designed to
>>>>>> enslave minds to acquire bio-power from their bodies, Luke
>>>>>> can't fly and isn't a grandmaster in umpteen different martial
>>>>>> arts, and Vader can't replicate himself
>>>>>
>>>>> The empire and the Matrix both seek absolute control over the
>>>>> population. Luke has the mystical power of the Force. And if I
>>>>> remember, Vader can project his thoughts to others at distance.
>>>>
>>>> all insignificant compared to the power Neo has over the matrix
>>>
>>> The movies are still the same, a rebel leader with god-like powers
>>> trying to overthrow an oppressive control group.
>>
>>only if they'd killed off Chewbacca, R2D2, C3PO, the jabbas, Princess
>>Leia, Han Solo, and Obie Wan Kanobi in the first scene they appeared
>

>You're worse about this than Richard.

>
>>>>>>> Rebel group opposes all powerful control thingy. God-like
>>>>>>> savior emerges to lead rebels.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'll admit the Matrix used a clever trope (AI = Death Star),
>>>>>>> but it's _still_ the same damn story.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> realistic-looking AI teenage spinner-type sex doll robots are
>>>>>> going to be our ultimate downfall -- they could march into any
>>>>>> military compound and gain complete control without firing a
>>>>>> shot while their lolita-looking counterparts take over
>>>>>> Congress
>>>>>
>>>>> Dog help us...
>>>>
>>>> I ain't gonna bite until they come out with an easy-to-clean model
>>>> that can put herself away and maybe help with some cooking
>>>
>>> Every guy on earth would be scrambling to get a head jack.
>>
>>this AI sex robot thing's really taking off with seemingly everyone
>>looking to justify it -- Matt Drudge hasn't had a day without a link to
>>the subject for over a month now
>

>Maybe what we really need is Stepford toys.

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

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On 8/17/2019 8:27 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 12 Aug 2019 05:24:37 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> Now all ya gotta to is move to the middle of nowhere and
>>>>> avoid almost all human contact. Have another fifth. Watch
>>>>> "Cannibal Holocaust." Check the traps for fresh victims.
>>>>> It'll make you normal, and you'll sleep well.
>>>>
>>>> 'Cannibal Holocaust' sounds like an award winner to me
>>>>
>>>> and traps for the feral cats, trespassers, moose, ..?
>>>
>>> No moose around here. Got feral cats and tourists, though.
>>
>> Denver tourists and non-natives are the worst.. mainly from CA,
>> they overcrowd and wreck our national parks, clog up the ski
>> slopes, litter the highways, and bring nothing but more drugs and
>> Democrat votes
>>
>> we could easily take care of most of them by rigging landslides
>> along certain touristy canyon roads and dismantling warning
>> signs/barriers around key curves that drop into 500+ foot ravines
>> or near-frozen rivers
>

> I gotta admit, you prolly get worse tourists than we do, cuz of the
> trendy Aspen crap and proximity to CA. Trendy is an asshole magnet,
> and CA breeds - no, _overbreeds_ them.
>
> <snicker>
>
> Enjoy your popularity.

Colorado's turning into the mid-west version of CA way too quickly

it's the fuckin' ganja, period

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On 8/17/2019 8:30 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 12 Aug 2019 05:25:09 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> I forgot nothing. You've never been in a really hot sauna
>>>>> then jumped into a cold lake, have you. And every time you
>>>>> hit the water/snowbank your balls try climbing up to your
>>>>> throat.
>>>>
>>>> some things, if not experienced by a certain age, will never
>>>> be experienced
>>>
>>> Oh well, guess that takes care of the ol' bucket list. You know
>>> anyone who wants a wood chipper?
>>
>> never too old to run morons through chippers
>

> And you'll never run outta morons.

..as the 2020 lineup of Dem candidates unquestionably proves

>>>>>> <shoots Tiny Tim and Cher>
>>>>>
>>>>> This must be the half time entertainment.
>>>>
>>>> executions are so much more satisfying than a band and
>>>> flashing lights
>>>
>>> hmmm... I think I know where to unload the chipper...
>>
>> if it's got a solid cuttermill and a wide, reliable discharge
>> conveyor, I could use a few for some upcoming AntiFa events
>

> I'll donate it for that.

might have to use it for the 2020 Dem candidates.. Antifa seems to have
either gone underground lately or been cut off from Soros funding

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On 8/24/2019 6:41 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 20 Aug 2019 04:16:01 -0600, ??

> Snort the nuke stuff, you get a better buzz.

<parachuting into third Fukushima reactor>

<snort>

righteous

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On 8/24/2019 6:41 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 20 Aug 2019 04:17:10 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> We'd end up developing half a ton of latin third world types
>>>>> and bailing out the other half. The spics would be the
>>>>> majority in the US and elect Maduro prez.
>>>>
>>>> true.. there'd have to be an uneditable clause in the new
>>>> Constitution that strictly prohibited any non-Ivy League
>>>> educated, non-CEO of anything less than a Fortune 500 company,
>>>> and/or non-real estate tycoon billionaire from being the
>>>> nominee of any political party
>>>
>>> I'd rather have an unlimited hunting clause.
>>
>> how else would we rid the nation of muzzies, niggers, spics, and
>> joos?
>

> Gotta be some kinda DNA specific birth control that can be put in
> the water supply. It'd be a more near term solution and wouldn't be
> nearly as fun as killin' 'em off, but it would eliminate the dead
> body problem. Can you imagine the stink if a hundred million sub
> humans were laying around? And there _would_ be a stink, you
> couldn't keep up with disposal of that many all at once.

there's plenty of remote Pacific islands, and we haven't tested our
nukes in decades

> You're worse about this than Richard.

Star Wars and the Matrix couldn't be more apples & oranges

>>>>>>> Rebel group opposes all powerful control thingy.
>>>>>>> God-like savior emerges to lead rebels.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'll admit the Matrix used a clever trope (AI = Death
>>>>>>> Star), but it's _still_ the same damn story.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> realistic-looking AI teenage spinner-type sex doll robots
>>>>>> are going to be our ultimate downfall -- they could march
>>>>>> into any military compound and gain complete control
>>>>>> without firing a shot while their lolita-looking
>>>>>> counterparts take over Congress
>>>>>
>>>>> Dog help us...
>>>>
>>>> I ain't gonna bite until they come out with an easy-to-clean
>>>> model that can put herself away and maybe help with some
>>>> cooking
>>>
>>> Every guy on earth would be scrambling to get a head jack.
>>
>> this AI sex robot thing's really taking off with seemingly
>> everyone looking to justify it -- Matt Drudge hasn't had a day
>> without a link to the subject for over a month now
>

> Maybe what we really need is Stepford toys.

could be the key to humane population control after wiping out all the
non-whites, rednecks, hippies, Millennials, Democrats and joos

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On 8/24/2019 6:41 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 20 Aug 2019 04:22:36 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> Truth is, I hardly watch _anything_, and when I do it's
>>>>> usually comedy. The pictures on screen are never as good as
>>>>> the ones in my head when I read a book.
>>>>
>>>> I only read on the shitter, and I'd be on the shitter a lot
>>>> more if we didn't have so many nice roads, trails, and passes
>>>> to ride in CO, with skiing in the winter
>>>>
>>>> that and I haven't read fiction anything since I read comic
>>>> books back in middle school -- it's either political or
>>>> business/marketing, the thinking being, 'why waste time
>>>> reading about shit that never actually happened' -- they got
>>>> movies for that type of thing
>>>
>>> Reading is better than watching, most times. If I want
>>> something funny, I usually read it instead of watching. That's
>>> kinda why my video collection is so... um... "eclectic." You
>>> just don't find many books in the "mind-numbingly stupid"
>>> category. That's reserved for movies.
>>
>> never heard, "the movie was better than the book", but then there's
>> few books that can be read in one sitting while eating
>> extra-buttered popcorn and enjoying a 96oz Woodford Reserve with a
>> little Coke
>

> I can stick a slip of paper between a couple pages to keep my place.
> And putting Coke in good booze is a criminal act.

why waste paper when you can hit "pause".. and not if you're draining
the whole bottle in one sitting, though I'll admit fresh juice is better

>>>> <reminds me> ..find and watch "The Hateful Eight" some time..
>>>> my new favorite western (a Tarantino flick) -- all but proves
>>>> Tarantino lurked in atj back in the day
>>>
>>> I love westerns, I'll find it. Damn, there was a freaky weird
>>> jap western 10-12 years back. I'll halfta look for it. It ain't
>>> often you see horse mounted gatling guns.
>>
>> "A Million Ways to Die in the West" and "My Name is Nobody" are
>> both better than a "Blazing Saddles" sans the nigger jokes, but
>> WITH the nigger jokes, I can't imagine anything topping it outside
>> a Tarantino reboot
>

> Knew I'd come up with it...
>
> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0906665/
>
> _WAY_ over the top brilliant.

will find and watch

be nice if they had a Bollywood version of Django as well

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On 9/25/2019 7:13 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 20 Sep 2019 04:24:51 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> Denver tourists and non-natives are the worst.. mainly from
>>>> CA, they overcrowd and wreck our national parks, clog up the
>>>> ski slopes, litter the highways, and bring nothing but more
>>>> drugs and Democrat votes
>>>>
>>>> we could easily take care of most of them by rigging
>>>> landslides along certain touristy canyon roads and dismantling
>>>> warning signs/barriers around key curves that drop into 500+
>>>> foot ravines or near-frozen rivers
>>>
>>> I gotta admit, you prolly get worse tourists than we do, cuz of
>>> the trendy Aspen crap and proximity to CA. Trendy is an asshole
>>> magnet, and CA breeds - no, _overbreeds_ them.
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>>>
>>> Enjoy your popularity.
>>
>> Colorado's turning into the mid-west version of CA way too quickly
>>
>> it's the fuckin' ganja, period
>

> MI legalized it last year. I just hope the dipshits don't discover
> there are a _lot_ of great beaches here.

you're too far north and have too much of a 'big city' rep for most
people to realize there's tons of waterfront area and good hunting spots

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On 9/28/2019 9:36 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 23 Sep 2019 07:29:16 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> Oh well, guess that takes care of the ol' bucket list. You
>>>>> know anyone who wants a wood chipper?
>>>>
>>>> never too old to run morons through chippers
>>>
>>> And you'll never run outta morons.
>>
>> ..as the 2020 lineup of Dem candidates unquestionably proves
>

> You coulda just said 'candidates' without the qualifier.

I ain't here to please anyone

>>>>> hmmm... I think I know where to unload the chipper...
>>>>
>>>> if it's got a solid cuttermill and a wide, reliable discharge
>>>> conveyor, I could use a few for some upcoming AntiFa events
>>>
>>> I'll donate it for that.
>>
>> might have to use it for the 2020 Dem candidates.. Antifa seems to
>> have either gone underground lately or been cut off from Soros
>> funding
>

> I'm dreading the next 13 months...
>
> And the four years after them. I need a time machine.

the insanity will escalate from the moment Trump reaches 270, prolly
from the east coast alone

Dems will relax when he's impeached, just as certain as their cranial
blood vessels will burst when he's re-eleced

the next 5 years're gonna be an escalated version of the previous 3

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On 10/24/2019 7:29 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 21 Oct 2019 00:05:30 -0600, ??

> Sure beats hell outta opioids, eh? Just gotta get it into ghetto
> schools.

ganja's doing a great job of sufficiently altering their minds to the
point they'll have permanently collapsed the country into a quadruple+
gender, free processed food, free voodoo-quality medical care, socially
uptight overfilled prisons-type muzzie/messican migrant society on the
brink of nuclear war with damn near a half dozen countries that are
actively burying us in trade deficits to fuel the already record-high
incidents of domestic terrorism

put another way.. when Trump's done, we're all done

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On 11/20/2019 7:41 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 6 Nov 2019 11:05:58 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> Reading is better than watching, most times. If I want
>>>>> something funny, I usually read it instead of watching.
>>>>> That's kinda why my video collection is so... um...
>>>>> "eclectic." You just don't find many books in the
>>>>> "mind-numbingly stupid" category. That's reserved for
>>>>> movies.
>>>>
>>>> never heard, "the movie was better than the book", but then
>>>> there's few books that can be read in one sitting while eating
>>>> extra-buttered popcorn and enjoying a 96oz Woodford Reserve
>>>> with a little Coke
>>>
>>> I can stick a slip of paper between a couple pages to keep my
>>> place. And putting Coke in good booze is a criminal act.
>>
>> why waste paper when you can hit "pause".. and not if you're
>> draining the whole bottle in one sitting, though I'll admit fresh
>> juice is better
>

> I always figured drinking a whole bottle of good stuff in one
> sitting is kinda a waste. Have two or three drinks of that and
> switch over to something cheaper. You can't really taste the
> difference that much after three drinks, so why not get blitzed on
> cheap stuff? And it's not a waste of paper if you use magazine
> blow-ins, like I do.

someone must've switched our tequila with some Everclear back on a
certain night at a dorm party when I eventually felt the need to go to
each of the 12 floors of the dorm and discharge damn near every fire
extinguisher only to wake up stuffed in a closet with clothes piled on
top of me in my friends' effort to hide me from a campus-wide manhunt by
local and state police

>>>>>> <reminds me> ..find and watch "The Hateful Eight" some
>>>>>> time.. my new favorite western (a Tarantino flick) -- all
>>>>>> but proves Tarantino lurked in atj back in the day
>>>>>
>>>>> I love westerns, I'll find it. Damn, there was a freaky
>>>>> weird jap western 10-12 years back. I'll halfta look for it.
>>>>> It ain't often you see horse mounted gatling guns.
>>>>
>>>> "A Million Ways to Die in the West" and "My Name is Nobody"
>>>> are both better than a "Blazing Saddles" sans the nigger jokes,
>>>> but WITH the nigger jokes, I can't imagine anything topping it
>>>> outside a Tarantino reboot
>>>
>>> Knew I'd come up with it...
>>>
>>> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0906665/
>>>
>>> _WAY_ over the top brilliant.
>>
>> will find and watch
>>
>> be nice if they had a Bollywood version of Django as well
>

> I haven't seen much Bollywood. It's not my kind of weird.

over-the-top CGI action sequences so ridiculous they're cartoonish

a few of them have the comedic-timing to make it entertaining, but the
vast majority are like the worst episodes of 'Starsky and Hutch'

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On 11/20/2019 7:41 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 6 Nov 2019 11:05:28 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>> We'd end up developing half a ton of latin third world
>>>>>>> types and bailing out the other half. The spics would be
>>>>>>> the majority in the US and elect Maduro prez.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> true.. there'd have to be an uneditable clause in the new
>>>>>> Constitution that strictly prohibited any non-Ivy League
>>>>>> educated, non-CEO of anything less than a Fortune 500
>>>>>> company, and/or non-real estate tycoon billionaire from
>>>>>> being the nominee of any political party
>>>>>
>>>>> I'd rather have an unlimited hunting clause.
>>>>
>>>> how else would we rid the nation of muzzies, niggers, spics,
>>>> and joos?
>>>
>>> Gotta be some kinda DNA specific birth control that can be put
>>> in the water supply. It'd be a more near term solution and
>>> wouldn't be nearly as fun as killin' 'em off, but it would
>>> eliminate the dead body problem. Can you imagine the stink if a
>>> hundred million sub humans were laying around? And there _would_
>>> be a stink, you couldn't keep up with disposal of that many all
>>> at once.
>>
>> there's plenty of remote Pacific islands, and we haven't tested
>> our nukes in decades
>

> What's up with that shit? I say use 'em, I wanna know if they work!
> Find out if my tax dollars went for something fun or were just
> wasted on perks for some gov't flunky.

..and they wouldn't even leave bone dust that'd otherwise have to be
gathered to ship back to relatives

> And here's something else to make you unhappy. Neither of them are
> very different from a good old western.

if we're talking Django or The Hateful Eight.. sure

>>>>>>>>> Rebel group opposes all powerful control thingy.
>>>>>>>>> God-like savior emerges to lead rebels.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'll admit the Matrix used a clever trope (AI =
>>>>>>>>> Death Star), but it's _still_ the same damn story.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> realistic-looking AI teenage spinner-type sex doll
>>>>>>>> robots are going to be our ultimate downfall -- they
>>>>>>>> could march into any military compound and gain
>>>>>>>> complete control without firing a shot while their
>>>>>>>> lolita-looking counterparts take over Congress
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Dog help us...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I ain't gonna bite until they come out with an
>>>>>> easy-to-clean model that can put herself away and maybe
>>>>>> help with some cooking
>>>>>
>>>>> Every guy on earth would be scrambling to get a head jack.
>>>>
>>>> this AI sex robot thing's really taking off with seemingly
>>>> everyone looking to justify it -- Matt Drudge hasn't had a day
>>>> without a link to the subject for over a month now
>>>
>>> Maybe what we really need is Stepford toys.
>>
>> could be the key to humane population control after wiping out all
>> the non-whites, rednecks, hippies, Millennials, Democrats and joos
>

> _Humane_ population control? Why bother?

for non-Millennial suburban hetero patriot whites?!

we have the right to get upset if our order isn't ready the moment we
drive up to the second window!

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

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On 11/25/2019 7:50 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 21 Nov 2019 20:14:04 -0700, ??

> You're saying goodbye, huh?

I'd move to that northwestern slice of MI, build a place directly on top
of the border -- two addresses -- max out the benefits, deductions, and
med care of both, and ultimately pledge allegiance to the country that
didn't economically collapse

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On 11/28/2019 8:25 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 23 Nov 2019 21:44:30 -0700, ??

> They probably wanted a drink.

I was booted from that particular dorm the next day (after having been
blacked from a frat the previous year for not obeying the new inductees
-- my previous pledge brothers -- whom I hadn't been initiated with due
to my first semester's Blutarsky-type GPA), moved to another, and then
got an apartment with two girls and a male stripper the next year before
striking out on my own to live with my ex fiance -- all that to say, "I
haven't the foggiest idea what they were thinking"

>>>>>>>> <reminds me> ..find and watch "The Hateful Eight" some
>>>>>>>> time.. my new favorite western (a Tarantino flick) --
>>>>>>>> all but proves Tarantino lurked in atj back in the day
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I love westerns, I'll find it. Damn, there was a freaky
>>>>>>> weird jap western 10-12 years back. I'll halfta look for
>>>>>>> it. It ain't often you see horse mounted gatling guns.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "A Million Ways to Die in the West" and "My Name is
>>>>>> Nobody" are both better than a "Blazing Saddles" sans the
>>>>>> nigger jokes, but WITH the nigger jokes, I can't imagine
>>>>>> anything topping it outside a Tarantino reboot
>>>>>
>>>>> Knew I'd come up with it...
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0906665/
>>>>>
>>>>> _WAY_ over the top brilliant.
>>>>
>>>> will find and watch
>>>>
>>>> be nice if they had a Bollywood version of Django as well
>>>
>>> I haven't seen much Bollywood. It's not my kind of weird.
>>
>> over-the-top CGI action sequences so ridiculous they're cartoonish
>>
>> a few of them have the comedic-timing to make it entertaining, but
>> the vast majority are like the worst episodes of 'Starsky and
>> Hutch'
>

> This is embarrassing. My brother had a "Starsky and Hutch" Torino.

? ..I started with a white Pinto that my best friend dented-in the
entire passenger side before getting a new Nissan truck I rolled 3+
times on the way to a ski resort -- a '69ish Torino would've been preferable

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On 11/28/2019 8:25 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 23 Nov 2019 21:44:58 -0700, ??

> Uh... what relatives?

ack.. we're talkin' nationally _comprehensive_ racial genocide ..my bad!

> Cowboys and Indians = rebels and empire = allies and nazis. Same
> story, different location and time frame.

alright.. maybe apples & nectarines

> I didn't know you needed control. I don't, I need targets.

control keeps 'em from being moving targets

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

On Wed, 18 Dec 2019 21:24:51 -0500, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

>On Sat, 14 Dec 2019 22:37:35 -0700, ??
><mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>
>>On 11/28/2019 8:25 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 23 Nov 2019 21:44:30 -0700, ??
>>> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> someone must've switched our tequila with some Everclear back on a
>>>> certain night at a dorm party when I eventually felt the need to go
>>>> to each of the 12 floors of the dorm and discharge damn near every
>>>> fire extinguisher only to wake up stuffed in a closet with clothes
>>>> piled on top of me in my friends' effort to hide me from a
>>>> campus-wide manhunt by local and state police
>>>
>>> They probably wanted a drink.
>>
>>I was booted from that particular dorm the next day (after having been
>>blacked from a frat the previous year for not obeying the new inductees
>>-- my previous pledge brothers -- whom I hadn't been initiated with due
>>to my first semester's Blutarsky-type GPA), moved to another, and then
>>got an apartment with two girls and a male stripper the next year before
>>striking out on my own to live with my ex fiance -- all that to say, "I
>>haven't the foggiest idea what they were thinking"
>

>College gets in the way of having fun. I have a couple blank years
>and didn't have to donate money to a school to get them.

>
>>> This is embarrassing. My brother had a "Starsky and Hutch" Torino.
>>
>>? ..I started with a white Pinto that my best friend dented-in the
>>entire passenger side before getting a new Nissan truck I rolled 3+
>>times on the way to a ski resort -- a '69ish Torino would've been preferable
>

>My first car was a brand new '71 Firebird. Worked two jobs to pay for
>it, but it was worth it. Burned a lot of rubber on Woodward Ave.

I had a '63 Pontiac Catalina with a 389, 4 barrel and 4 speed. One day
I was doing an easy cruise 90 on I90 and came up over a hill and there
was a trooper with a radar on a tripod by the side of the road (radars
used to be big in those days). They didn't even bother to give chase,
but just waved urgently for me to slow down. Then one day a bunch of
friends and I were leaving a bar stewed to the gills, got into my car
and I put it in reverse and nailed it, big mistake, I didn't see the
concrete base of a light post about 30 feet behind me and hit that on
the left tail light at about 40. Cars in those days were built really
solid, but I put a crease in the rear quarter panel all the way to the
door. Oh well, at least the light pole didn't come down. We didn't
have seat belts back then either, cars were designed to go through
things.

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

On Fri, 27 Dec 2019 20:50:23 -0500, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

>A guy on my shooting team worked at the Ford test track in Dearborn.
>The engineers would order cars when they needed to test something,
>then sell them to employees when testing was done, usually with around
>1000 miles on them. My shooting buddy got a '69 Mustang with a 428
>Police Interceptor and all road racing running gear, tweaked by the
>design engineers. That car was truly great.
>
>Now my big regret. I coulda had a '70 Mercury... whatever the Merc
>version of a Fairlane was, set up the same way. I just wanted the
>Firebird too bad to think straight.

A buddy of mine in 1969 had a '69 Mustang with a 302. Anything bigger,
351 or 428, needed to have the engine lifted up to change the spark
plugs, /really/ snug in there. It wasn't Ford's biggest, but it got 35
miles to the gallon on the open highway (I didn't believe that until I
saw it for myself) those were the days before polution control.

[Ṃᴆ]

On 12/18/2019 7:24 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 14 Dec 2019 22:37:35 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>> someone must've switched our tequila with some Everclear back
>>>> on a certain night at a dorm party when I eventually felt the
>>>> need to go to each of the 12 floors of the dorm and discharge
>>>> damn near every fire extinguisher only to wake up stuffed in a
>>>> closet with clothes piled on top of me in my friends' effort to
>>>> hide me from a campus-wide manhunt by local and state police
>>>
>>> They probably wanted a drink.
>>
>> I was booted from that particular dorm the next day (after having
>> been blacked from a frat the previous year for not obeying the new
>> inductees -- my previous pledge brothers -- whom I hadn't been
>> initiated with due to my first semester's Blutarsky-type GPA),
>> moved to another, and then got an apartment with two girls and a
>> male stripper the next year before striking out on my own to live
>> with my ex fiance -- all that to say, "I haven't the foggiest idea
>> what they were thinking"
>

> College gets in the way of having fun. I have a couple blank years
> and didn't have to donate money to a school to get them.

most college students miss the social aspect altogether, a few learn to
use the time to party, but only a handful take advantage of everything
it has to offer.. limitless booze, sex, and partying on dad's credit

>>> This is embarrassing. My brother had a "Starsky and Hutch"
>>> Torino.
>>
>> ? ..I started with a white Pinto that my best friend dented-in the
>> entire passenger side before getting a new Nissan truck I rolled
>> 3+ times on the way to a ski resort -- a '69ish Torino would've
>> been preferable
>

> My first car was a brand new '71 Firebird. Worked two jobs to pay
> for it, but it was worth it. Burned a lot of rubber on Woodward
> Ave.

got a '79 LeSabre after rolling the truck that lasted for almost a
decade -- great for changing lanes without having to check the blind
spot -- and got it for $200 flat from a towing company that specialized
in picking up repos and convicted drug dealers' cars

[Ṃᴆ]

On 12/18/2019 7:24 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 14 Dec 2019 22:38:18 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> there's plenty of remote Pacific islands, and we haven't
>>>>>> tested our nukes in decades
>>>>>
>>>>> What's up with that shit? I say use 'em, I wanna know if
>>>>> they work! Find out if my tax dollars went for something fun
>>>>> or were just wasted on perks for some gov't flunky.
>>>>
>>>> ..and they wouldn't even leave bone dust that'd otherwise have
>>>> to be gathered to ship back to relatives
>>>
>>> Uh... what relatives?
>>
>> ack.. we're talkin' nationally _comprehensive_ racial genocide ..my
>> bad!
>

> Can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.

takes two ta' tango

>>>>>>> Maybe what we really need is Stepford toys.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> could be the key to humane population control after wiping
>>>>>> out all the non-whites, rednecks, hippies, Millennials,
>>>>>> Democrats and joos
>>>>>
>>>>> _Humane_ population control? Why bother?
>>>>
>>>> for non-Millennial suburban hetero patriot whites?!
>>>>
>>>> we have the right to get upset if our order isn't ready the
>>>> moment we drive up to the second window!
>>>
>>> I didn't know you needed control. I don't, I need targets.
>>
>> control keeps 'em from being moving targets
>

> So does the little window they open. Frames the target nicely, too.

hmmm.. a little, "gotta hunt down my wallet" side-step when they ask for
the money, food comes up, hold up a hundred with that, "lemme check the
food first" look, they hand it over and blam -- I can start gettin' a
shit-ton of the most expensive stuff on the menu!

[Ṃᴆ]

On 1/3/2020 6:35 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 1 Jan 2020 15:50:26 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>> College gets in the way of having fun. I have a couple blank
>>> years and didn't have to donate money to a school to get them.
>>
>> most college students miss the social aspect altogether, a few
>> learn to use the time to party, but only a handful take advantage
>> of everything it has to offer.. limitless booze, sex, and partying
>> on dad's credit
>

> Dad quit paying my bills when I got my first job. Lucky I grew up
> in the "sex and drugs and rock 'n roll" era.

mine was a corporate attorney whose office I used to bill my calls to a
HS gf when I was a freshman (racked up over $500 in long distance before
his secretary noticed) and who bought into "excess campus, textbook and
living expenses" as the excuse for booze money so I could use the cash I
actually worked for toward nightclub admissions, concerts and condoms

>>>> ? ..I started with a white Pinto that my best friend dented-in
>>>> the entire passenger side before getting a new Nissan truck I
>>>> rolled 3+ times on the way to a ski resort -- a '69ish Torino
>>>> would've been preferable
>>>
>>> My first car was a brand new '71 Firebird. Worked two jobs to
>>> pay for it, but it was worth it. Burned a lot of rubber on
>>> Woodward Ave.
>>
>> got a '79 LeSabre after rolling the truck that lasted for almost a
>> decade -- great for changing lanes without having to check the
>> blind spot -- and got it for $200 flat from a towing company that
>> specialized in picking up repos and convicted drug dealers' cars
>

> HAH! A friend rolled his parents' Olds in the median when we got on
> I-75. We got on, and went over an icy overpass about 50 feet later.
> The cop who came had us in the squad car and was trying to get the
> friend to admit to reckless driving, saying the road was fine.
> About that time a Greyhound bus was going down the highway.
> Sideways. My buddy didn't get the ticket.

my stupidity capped at driving through multiple stop signs after
midnight (lights off) at 90+ mph in the RWD Nissan pickup carrying at
least a dozen freshly ripped-off radar detectors (for reselling @
school) with my teeth floating in Black Label beer

[Ṃᴆ]

On 1/3/2020 6:35 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 1 Jan 2020 15:50:51 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>> there's plenty of remote Pacific islands, and we
>>>>>>>> haven't tested our nukes in decades
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What's up with that shit? I say use 'em, I wanna know
>>>>>>> if they work! Find out if my tax dollars went for
>>>>>>> something fun or were just wasted on perks for some gov't
>>>>>>> flunky.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ..and they wouldn't even leave bone dust that'd otherwise
>>>>>> have to be gathered to ship back to relatives
>>>>>
>>>>> Uh... what relatives?
>>>>
>>>> ack.. we're talkin' nationally _comprehensive_ racial genocide
>>>> ..my bad!
>>>
>>> Can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.
>>
>> takes two ta' tango
>

> Hell with that. If Zeus meant man to dance, women would have tits
> on their backs.

..with a second vagina in place of their belly button

>>>>>>> _Humane_ population control? Why bother?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> for non-Millennial suburban hetero patriot whites?!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> we have the right to get upset if our order isn't ready
>>>>>> the moment we drive up to the second window!
>>>>>
>>>>> I didn't know you needed control. I don't, I need targets.
>>>>
>>>> control keeps 'em from being moving targets
>>>
>>> So does the little window they open. Frames the target nicely,
>>> too.
>>
>> hmmm.. a little, "gotta hunt down my wallet" side-step when they
>> ask for the money, food comes up, hold up a hundred with that,
>> "lemme check the food first" look, they hand it over and blam -- I
>> can start gettin' a shit-ton of the most expensive stuff on the
>> menu!
>

> Super size everything.

the formula stays safe with an ongoing lack of witnesses

[Ṃᴆ]

On 1/17/2020 7:00 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 16 Jan 2020 03:48:52 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> ? ..I started with a white Pinto that my best friend
>>>>>> dented-in the entire passenger side before getting a new
>>>>>> Nissan truck I rolled 3+ times on the way to a ski resort
>>>>>> -- a '69ish Torino would've been preferable
>>>>>
>>>>> My first car was a brand new '71 Firebird. Worked two jobs
>>>>> to pay for it, but it was worth it. Burned a lot of rubber
>>>>> on Woodward Ave.
>>>>
>>>> got a '79 LeSabre after rolling the truck that lasted for
>>>> almost a decade -- great for changing lanes without having to
>>>> check the blind spot -- and got it for $200 flat from a towing
>>>> company that specialized in picking up repos and convicted drug
>>>> dealers' cars
>>>
>>> HAH! A friend rolled his parents' Olds in the median when we got
>>> on I-75. We got on, and went over an icy overpass about 50 feet
>>> later. The cop who came had us in the squad car and was trying to
>>> get the friend to admit to reckless driving, saying the road was
>>> fine. About that time a Greyhound bus was going down the
>>> highway. Sideways. My buddy didn't get the ticket.
>>
>> my stupidity capped at driving through multiple stop signs after
>> midnight (lights off) at 90+ mph in the RWD Nissan pickup carrying
>> at least a dozen freshly ripped-off radar detectors (for reselling
>> @ school) with my teeth floating in Black Label beer
>

> <sigh> Mine topped in a friends car, drunk and yelling insults at a
> cop sitting at a stop light. I'll never remember how I talked
> myself out of that, but I did. It was probably a lazy cop or he
> figured it was too near going off duty to go through the bother of
> busting a drunk kid.

they're pretty touchy up here

pulled over for going through a stop sign early one morning in a nice
neighborhood (practically nonexistent crime), I decided to get out to
sort of stretch and unwind while he did whatever he was going to do only
to be drawn down on and screamed at to get back in the car

I pointed to my arm, motioning toward my skin tone, but the motherfucker
just screamed again for me to stay in the car ..and this back in the
early nineties well before 9/11 (shortly after Rodney King) with a white pig

[Ṃᴆ]

On 1/23/2020 6:53 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sat, 18 Jan 2020 17:49:06 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>> there's plenty of remote Pacific islands, and we
>>>>>>>>>> haven't tested our nukes in decades
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What's up with that shit? I say use 'em, I wanna
>>>>>>>>> know if they work! Find out if my tax dollars went
>>>>>>>>> for something fun or were just wasted on perks for
>>>>>>>>> some gov't flunky.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ..and they wouldn't even leave bone dust that'd
>>>>>>>> otherwise have to be gathered to ship back to
>>>>>>>> relatives
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Uh... what relatives?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ack.. we're talkin' nationally _comprehensive_ racial
>>>>>> genocide ..my bad!
>>>>>
>>>>> Can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.
>>>>
>>>> takes two ta' tango
>>>
>>> Hell with that. If Zeus meant man to dance, women would have
>>> tits on their backs.
>>
>> ..with a second vagina in place of their belly button
>

> Screw that!

exactly

>>>>>>>>> _Humane_ population control? Why bother?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> for non-Millennial suburban hetero patriot whites?!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> we have the right to get upset if our order isn't
>>>>>>>> ready the moment we drive up to the second window!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I didn't know you needed control. I don't, I need
>>>>>>> targets.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> control keeps 'em from being moving targets
>>>>>
>>>>> So does the little window they open. Frames the target
>>>>> nicely, too.
>>>>
>>>> hmmm.. a little, "gotta hunt down my wallet" side-step when
>>>> they ask for the money, food comes up, hold up a hundred with
>>>> that, "lemme check the food first" look, they hand it over and
>>>> blam -- I can start gettin' a shit-ton of the most expensive
>>>> stuff on the menu!
>>>
>>> Super size everything.
>>
>> the formula stays safe with an ongoing lack of witnesses
>

> Zeus, massacres are fun!

keeps everyone but the victims on their toes

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

[Alt.Tasteless.Jokes FAQ]
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1. Introduction

Greetings and welcome to what used to be the funniest place on the
Internet. Unfortunately, through lack of proper use atj is not what
it used to be.

Please read this FAQ if you are a newcomer to the group or if you
think it's okay to flame (racists, England, Minnesota, USA, Hillary
Clinton, Colin Kaepernick, etc.) without writing a joke.

If you don't feel like reading this entire FAQ, please remember the
following 2 rules:

DON'T POST TO THE NEWSGROUP WITHOUT INCLUDING A JOKE

DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU

As long as you always abide by this, and others do the same, this
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2. Table of Contents

1. Introduction

2. Table of Contents

3. Safe Use of atj - a note for newbies

4. Frequently Asked Questions

5. Other resources

6. Good Advice

7. Conclusion

8. objoke

9. Join the fray...

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3. Safe Use of atj - a note for newbies

So you are a new participant in this newsgroup, eh? Well, I hope you
have your asbestos suit handy--because, regardless of what folks say,
atj is a mine field for new members. The people who read this group
are not very patient with silly mistakes, and are not very restrained
in going about flaming them.
This place is not for the weak of spirit ...

That being said, if you go over this FAQ carefully, your chances of
posting unburned will be significantly higher. And just remember: if
there's one thing this newsgroup needs, it's new blood, newbies with
new jokes. So, regardless of the result, if you are posting new
material to atj, your work will be appreciated by the (probably
silent) majority.

Good luck.

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4. Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Hi. I don't want to read this whole long FAQ. Got any quick advice
for me?

A: Yes. Don't post anything to this newsgroup without including a
tasteless joke along with it. That's the most important thing I can
tell you.

Q: What is a joke?

A: The word "joke" comes from "yoke", to "join together". A "joke" is
like a koan, joining together two or more thoughts or concepts which
are held to be serious and even sacred, but which are irreconcilable.
For example-

"What would Jesus do?" + "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
= "What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?"

"Government" + "Intelligence"
= "Government Intelligence"

Some jokes are more complex, such as "Bungee Jumping in Mexico"
and "Death by Rooroo", and "The parable of the wedding guest", but
similarly conjoin irreconcilable concepts.

Q: I saw a description of this newsgroup is "sometimes disgusting

obnoxious and un-presentable in public. Hence the term tasteless in

the newsgroup title. If you are offended by a joke then perhaps you
are in the wrong place.

And no, it's not illegal to post such a joke.

An ancient newsgroup sage once observed that to call someone a Nazi
or compare them to Hitler instantly ends any thread or conversation.
This does not apply here.

Q: I have some funny pictures of Richard Catto, your mother, the
moons of Pluto, etc.... is it okay to post them here?

A: No. Please don't post binaries here, use the appropriate binaries
groups, such as alt.binaries.pictures.grotesque - for your favorite
stomach-turning binary posts, and make note of a link or url here if
you must.

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5. Other resources

A. Humor newsgroups

* alt.humor.best-of-usenet - The funniest posts from all over the
usenet.
* alt.humor.puns - If you find such things funny...
* rec.humor.funny - A moderated newsgroup. Tame.
* rec.humor - Less caustic than atj.
* talk.bizarre - Funny-peculiar stuff.
* alt.change.lightbulb - pretty self explanatory.

B. Tasteless newsgroups

* alt.tasteless - The drainage culvert below the information
superhighway.
* alt.tasteless.penis - I haven't got a clue and I probably am
better off that way...

C. Flame newsgroups

* alt.flame - If you'd like to generically piss someone off for
no good reason, atj is *not* the best place to do it.

In alt.flame, they love this type of thing. Get off on it or

something. Whatever. In any case, please post your basic flames
here, and not in atj.
* alt.nuke.europe - If you've got a problem with England, this is
a *great* place to check out.

* alt.nuke.the.usa -if you've got a problem with the USA
(e.g. former Soviet generals, Kim Jung Un, etc.) this is a

*great* place to check out.

D. * Ghosts to watch out for- if you see new posts from any of these

folks, contact the Ghost Adventures crew immediately-

G - P (aka Girdle Popper), +Wayne, Spitfire, Jule§,
CheechWizard, Mr. FBI (aka Mr Funnybone International), Blob,
OverMuch, Loz, Gernot Lachner (aka vampeleon, RIP), Tropigal,
Omar the Camel Humper, Mi MM ke, Lancome_Girl, Ærchie, Leigh,
ur_droll, Lik Mai Sak, RamSys, Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy),

MadMax, Keith E., Mel (aka Richard Catto)

E. Keys to the Kingdom:

Terms and abbreviations commonly used in this and other newsgroups:

http://www.harley.com/usenet/usenet-tutorial/

http://mugsy.org/asa_faq/glossary/usenet.shtml

In addition, you may find other abbreviations not so well documented,
such as

ESOD - "Eat shit and die."
ESOL - "Eat shit and live"

PYGTHUR - might be best learned by searching the Google Groups

archive. Beware asking regular users, this is like asking a passing
stranger in The Bronx, NY, for directions.

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6. Good advice: when adding to a thread, always post to the bottom,

and avoid leaving a lot of headers on top, unless you intend to be
annoying.

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7. Conclusion

If you want to flame me (or anyone) in the newsgroup please include

an objoke when you do so. Additional suggestion- avoid crossposting

to non-humor groups if at all possible.

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8. objoke:

From: "Parsons" <Par...@Bellsouth.net>
Date: Sat, 2 Dec 2006 21:16:16 -0600

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal
Democrat.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal
Democrats
too.

Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was but wanting to be
like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy
fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to
be different.

"Because I'm not a liberal Democrat."

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"Why I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She
asks Lucy why she is a conservative Republican.

"Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an
intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad
and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative
Republican too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron.
What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a liberal Democrat."

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9. This may be the last place on earth where humans are free to share
their thoughts, so hang on and join the fray...

[Ṃᴆ]

On 2/13/2020 8:51 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 5 Feb 2020 20:08:22 -0700, ??

> Sounds like racial profiling.

kinda got a taste for what it must feel like being a darkie, not that
their attitudes/actions don't fully justify the treatment

[Ṃᴆ]

On 2/13/2020 8:51 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 6 Feb 2020 15:38:39 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> _Humane_ population control? Why bother?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> for non-Millennial suburban hetero patriot
>>>>>>>>>> whites?!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> we have the right to get upset if our order isn't
>>>>>>>>>> ready the moment we drive up to the second window!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I didn't know you needed control. I don't, I need
>>>>>>>>> targets.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> control keeps 'em from being moving targets
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So does the little window they open. Frames the target
>>>>>>> nicely, too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> hmmm.. a little, "gotta hunt down my wallet" side-step
>>>>>> when they ask for the money, food comes up, hold up a
>>>>>> hundred with that, "lemme check the food first" look, they
>>>>>> hand it over and blam -- I can start gettin' a shit-ton of
>>>>>> the most expensive stuff on the menu!
>>>>>
>>>>> Super size everything.
>>>>
>>>> the formula stays safe with an ongoing lack of witnesses
>>>
>>> Zeus, massacres are fun!
>>
>> keeps everyone but the victims on their toes
>

> Not necessarily. You can go old school and do the post up the
> pooter thing and leave them on their feet. Tripod!

yeesh.. and I thought Weebles were hard to knock down

[Ṃᴆ]

On 2/21/2020 9:16 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 14 Feb 2020 05:10:13 -0700, ??

> Maybe you're darker than you thought. Do you listen to rap?

there's song genres other than rap?

[Ṃᴆ]

On 2/21/2020 9:16 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 14 Feb 2020 12:50:09 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> Zeus, massacres are fun!
>>>>
>>>> keeps everyone but the victims on their toes
>>>
>>> Not necessarily. You can go old school and do the post up the
>>> pooter thing and leave them on their feet. Tripod!
>>
>> yeesh.. and I thought Weebles were hard to knock down
>

> The old ways are the best ways.

then tossing Covid-19 victims into plastic bags and burning them alive
must be an 'old way'.. China actually slowing the spread significantly
within their own country ..the only 'drawback' being Japan receiving a
little black rain from the ash fallout

[Ṃᴆ]

On 3/9/2020 3:03 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 5 Mar 2020 22:21:37 -0700, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>> I pointed to my arm, motioning toward my skin tone, but
>>>>>> the motherfucker just screamed again for me to stay in the
>>>>>> car ..and this back in the early nineties well before 9/11
>>>>>> (shortly after Rodney King) with a white pig
>>>>>
>>>>> Sounds like racial profiling.
>>>>
>>>> kinda got a taste for what it must feel like being a darkie,
>>>> not that their attitudes/actions don't fully justify the
>>>> treatment
>>>
>>> Maybe you're darker than you thought. Do you listen to rap?
>>
>> there's song genres other than rap?
>

> I've heard rumors of some.

prolly genres _of_ rap

like dis "rap 'n roll" mix wit symfonic rap

https://youtu.be/aC4BC-Hxq9g

[Ṃᴆ]

On 3/9/2020 3:03 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 5 Mar 2020 22:22:23 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>> Zeus, massacres are fun!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> keeps everyone but the victims on their toes
>>>>>
>>>>> Not necessarily. You can go old school and do the post up
>>>>> the pooter thing and leave them on their feet. Tripod!
>>>>
>>>> yeesh.. and I thought Weebles were hard to knock down
>>>
>>> The old ways are the best ways.
>>
>> then tossing Covid-19 victims into plastic bags and burning them
>> alive must be an 'old way'.. China actually slowing the spread
>> significantly within their own country ..the only 'drawback' being
>> Japan receiving a little black rain from the ash fallout
>

> I don't see any reason to waste plastic bags.

right.. scooping 'em up with front loaders still keeps 'em at a safe 6+
feet away - just gotta sanitize the bucket after building the bonfire

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

On Fri, 27 Mar 2020 20:28:55 -0400, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

>I'll bring hot dogs and buns.

I had a flashback memory when about thirty years ago a friend of mine
was talking about how when he was in the Navy stationed in the
Philipines he was surprised to learn they made hot dogs out of real
dogs.

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On 3/27/2020 6:28 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Sun, 15 Mar 2020 19:34:32 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>> Maybe you're darker than you thought. Do you listen to rap?
>>>>
>>>> there's song genres other than rap?
>>>
>>> I've heard rumors of some.
>>
>> prolly genres _of_ rap
>>
>> like dis "rap 'n roll" mix wit symfonic rap
>>
>> https://youtu.be/aC4BC-Hxq9g
>

> I prefer Prokofiev's Classical Symphony, to be honest.

for symphonic I prefer epic, like Les Friction (on YT)

lately I've been hooked on DJ-type pop mixes, especially NERVO -- two
gals with incredible talent (see "Hold On" & "Revolution")

favorite song's still Rihanna's, "Only Girl", at least for this week

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On 3/27/2020 6:28 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 18 Mar 2020 13:48:45 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

he old ways are the best ways.
>>>>
>>>> then tossing Covid-19 victims into plastic bags and burning them
>>>> alive must be an 'old way'.. China actually slowing the spread
>>>> significantly within their own country ..the only 'drawback' being
>>>> Japan receiving a little black rain from the ash fallout
>>>
>>> I don't see any reason to waste plastic bags.
>>
>> right.. scooping 'em up with front loaders still keeps 'em at a safe 6+
>> feet away - just gotta sanitize the bucket after building the bonfire
>

> I'll bring hot dogs and buns.

damn cheapskate

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On 4/6/2020 7:30 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 3 Apr 2020 04:31:28 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>> Maybe you're darker than you thought. Do you listen to
>>>>>>> rap?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> there's song genres other than rap?
>>>>>
>>>>> I've heard rumors of some.
>>>>
>>>> prolly genres _of_ rap
>>>>
>>>> like dis "rap 'n roll" mix wit symfonic rap
>>>>
>>>> https://youtu.be/aC4BC-Hxq9g
>>>
>>> I prefer Prokofiev's Classical Symphony, to be honest.
>>
>> for symphonic I prefer epic, like Les Friction (on YT)
>

> No Ring?!? Der Furher vill be ankry!!!

Fick den Führer!

>> lately I've been hooked on DJ-type pop mixes, especially NERVO --
>> two gals with incredible talent (see "Hold On" & "Revolution")
>>
>> favorite song's still Rihanna's, "Only Girl", at least for this
>> week
>

> I haven't heard it. I haven't listened to anything new for ages.
>
> I'm partial to "Layla," favorite album is probably "Quadraphenia."
>
> Look on YT for the Leningrad Cowboys doing "Sweet Home Alabama."
> The Soviet Army chorus joins in, and it's a hoot.

"süßes Zuhause Ollabomma", du Schwein

guess the hairdos were a nod to a thoroughly lit Elvis

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

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On 4/6/2020 7:30 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 3 Apr 2020 04:34:34 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>> he old ways are the best ways.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> then tossing Covid-19 victims into plastic bags and burning
>>>>>> them alive must be an 'old way'.. China actually slowing
>>>>>> the spread significantly within their own country ..the
>>>>>> only 'drawback' being Japan receiving a little black rain
>>>>>> from the ash fallout
>>>>>
>>>>> I don't see any reason to waste plastic bags.
>>>>
>>>> right.. scooping 'em up with front loaders still keeps 'em at a
>>>> safe 6+ feet away - just gotta sanitize the bucket after
>>>> building the bonfire
>>>
>>> I'll bring hot dogs and buns.
>>
>> damn cheapskate
>

> If you think I'm gonna cook some good Porterhouse steaks over a
> grease and corona fire, you're nuts. Hot dogs are barely edible, so
> it doesn't matter.

they're called, "seezonings"

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On 4/22/2020 6:37 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 20 Apr 2020 15:30:49 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>> Maybe you're darker than you thought. Do you listen to
>>>>>>>>> rap?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> there's song genres other than rap?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I've heard rumors of some.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> prolly genres _of_ rap
>>>>>>
>>>>>> like dis "rap 'n roll" mix wit symfonic rap
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://youtu.be/aC4BC-Hxq9g
>>>>>
>>>>> I prefer Prokofiev's Classical Symphony, to be honest.
>>>>
>>>> for symphonic I prefer epic, like Les Friction (on YT)
>>>
>>> No Ring?!? Der Furher vill be ankry!!!
>>
>> Fick den Führer!
>

> No. I'm not queer or a necrophiliac (even if the body was
> available), so don't get excited.

mm hmm.. we got the vid of you shoveling dirt back into Farrah Fawcett's
grave

>>> Look on YT for the Leningrad Cowboys doing "Sweet Home Alabama."
>>> The Soviet Army chorus joins in, and it's a hoot.
>>
>> "süßes Zuhause Ollabomma", du Schwein
>>
>> guess the hairdos were a nod to a thoroughly lit Elvis
>

> They made a movie a long time back ('90's ?) titled "The Leningrad
> Cowboys Do America." The premise was, a band member died and
> they're traveling the States in a station wagon with the casket
> strapped on top, either to ship the body home or bury it, I don't
> remember. I probably wasn't very coherent when I saw it. Remember
> laughing a lot, though.

sounds like a "Beavis and Butthead" flick

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On 5/9/2020 6:18 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 29 Apr 2020 11:12:37 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>> then tossing Covid-19 victims into plastic bags and
>>>>>>>> burning them alive must be an 'old way'.. China
>>>>>>>> actually slowing the spread significantly within their
>>>>>>>> own country ..the only 'drawback' being Japan receiving
>>>>>>>> a little black rain from the ash fallout
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't see any reason to waste plastic bags.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> right.. scooping 'em up with front loaders still keeps 'em
>>>>>> at a safe 6+ feet away - just gotta sanitize the bucket
>>>>>> after building the bonfire
>>>>>
>>>>> I'll bring hot dogs and buns.
>>>>
>>>> damn cheapskate
>>>
>>> If you think I'm gonna cook some good Porterhouse steaks over a
>>> grease and corona fire, you're nuts. Hot dogs are barely edible,
>>> so it doesn't matter.
>>
>> they're called, "seezonings"
>

> Yeah, they seize your sphincter.

could try London Broils and scrape off the outer layer to get rid of the
funky CV aftertaste

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On 6/11/2020 8:44 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 21 May 2020 16:30:20 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Maybe you're darker than you thought. Do you listen
>>>>>>>>> to
>>>>>>>>>>> rap?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> there's song genres other than rap?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I've heard rumors of some.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> prolly genres _of_ rap
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> like dis "rap 'n roll" mix wit symfonic rap
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> https://youtu.be/aC4BC-Hxq9g
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I prefer Prokofiev's Classical Symphony, to be honest.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> for symphonic I prefer epic, like Les Friction (on YT)
>>>>>
>>>>> No Ring?!? Der Furher vill be ankry!!!
>>>>
>>>> Fick den Führer!
>>>
>>> No. I'm not queer or a necrophiliac (even if the body was
>>> available), so don't get excited.
>>
>> mm hmm.. we got the vid of you shoveling dirt back into Farrah
>> Fawcett's grave
>

> LIES! LIES! You know you can't trust that shit!

she had enough plastic to keep her fuckable well beyond the grave

>>>>> Look on YT for the Leningrad Cowboys doing "Sweet Home
>>>>> Alabama." The Soviet Army chorus joins in, and it's a hoot.
>>>>
>>>> "süßes Zuhause Ollabomma", du Schwein
>>>>
>>>> guess the hairdos were a nod to a thoroughly lit Elvis
>>>
>>> They made a movie a long time back ('90's ?) titled "The
>>> Leningrad Cowboys Do America." The premise was, a band member
>>> died and they're traveling the States in a station wagon with the
>>> casket strapped on top, either to ship the body home or bury it,
>>> I don't remember. I probably wasn't very coherent when I saw it.
>>> Remember laughing a lot, though.
>>
>> sounds like a "Beavis and Butthead" flick
>

> It wasn't that intelligent.

which says a lot considering a Down's gnat has a higher IQ

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On 6/11/2020 8:44 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Thu, 21 May 2020 16:32:06 -0600, ??

> I'll just use the CV bonfire to lure victims.

maybe the feral cats will eat 'em

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On 7/5/2020 10:04 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 23 Jun 2020 00:36:08 -0600, ??

> I'd rather have the cats around than the people.

if you're lucky, an undiscerning moose could eat the cats

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On 7/5/2020 10:04 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Tue, 23 Jun 2020 00:34:08 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>> No Ring?!? Der Furher vill be ankry!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Fick den Führer!
>>>>>
>>>>> No. I'm not queer or a necrophiliac (even if the body was
>>>>> available), so don't get excited.
>>>>
>>>> mm hmm.. we got the vid of you shoveling dirt back into Farrah
>>>> Fawcett's grave
>>>
>>> LIES! LIES! You know you can't trust that shit!
>>
>> she had enough plastic to keep her fuckable well beyond the grave
>

> A titty fuck with two implant bags isn't my idea of a good time.

they always flatten out and end up looking like water bottles with nipples

>>>>>>> Look on YT for the Leningrad Cowboys doing "Sweet Home
>>>>>>> Alabama." The Soviet Army chorus joins in, and it's a
>>>>>>> hoot.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "süßes Zuhause Ollabomma", du Schwein
>>>>>>
>>>>>> guess the hairdos were a nod to a thoroughly lit Elvis
>>>>>
>>>>> They made a movie a long time back ('90's ?) titled "The
>>>>> Leningrad Cowboys Do America." The premise was, a band
>>>>> member died and they're traveling the States in a station
>>>>> wagon with the casket strapped on top, either to ship the
>>>>> body home or bury it, I don't remember. I probably wasn't
>>>>> very coherent when I saw it. Remember laughing a lot,
>>>>> though.
>>>>
>>>> sounds like a "Beavis and Butthead" flick
>>>
>>> It wasn't that intelligent.
>>
>> which says a lot considering a Down's gnat has a higher IQ
>

> Quality entertainment!

with the sub-'B'-flick humor you like, I'd think 'Beavis & Butthead',
'Southpark', and 'Family Guy' would be your goto cartoons

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On 8/11/2020 9:47 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Wed, 29 Jul 2020 13:21:43 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>>> No Ring?!? Der Furher vill be ankry!!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Fick den Führer!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No. I'm not queer or a necrophiliac (even if the body
>>>>>>> was available), so don't get excited.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> mm hmm.. we got the vid of you shoveling dirt back into
>>>>>> Farrah Fawcett's grave
>>>>>
>>>>> LIES! LIES! You know you can't trust that shit!
>>>>
>>>> she had enough plastic to keep her fuckable well beyond the
>>>> grave
>>>
>>> A titty fuck with two implant bags isn't my idea of a good time.
>>
>> they always flatten out and end up looking like water bottles with
>> nipples
>

> Makes me glad I don't buy bottled water.

make that 'hot' water bottles.. the ones those muscled-up morons try to
inflate 'til they explode

>>>>>>>>> Look on YT for the Leningrad Cowboys doing "Sweet
>>>>>>>>> Home Alabama." The Soviet Army chorus joins in, and
>>>>>>>>> it's a hoot.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "süßes Zuhause Ollabomma", du Schwein
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> guess the hairdos were a nod to a thoroughly lit Elvis
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> They made a movie a long time back ('90's ?) titled "The
>>>>>>> Leningrad Cowboys Do America." The premise was, a band
>>>>>>> member died and they're traveling the States in a
>>>>>>> station wagon with the casket strapped on top, either to
>>>>>>> ship the body home or bury it, I don't remember. I
>>>>>>> probably wasn't very coherent when I saw it. Remember
>>>>>>> laughing a lot, though.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> sounds like a "Beavis and Butthead" flick
>>>>>
>>>>> It wasn't that intelligent.
>>>>
>>>> which says a lot considering a Down's gnat has a higher IQ
>>>
>>> Quality entertainment!
>>
>> with the sub-'B'-flick humor you like, I'd think 'Beavis &
>> Butthead', 'Southpark', and 'Family Guy' would be your goto
>> cartoons
>

> "Family Guy", "Robot Chicken", "Archer", "Mr Pickles", and "Rick and
> Morty." And "Fritz the Cat."

I'd love to see a 2020 version of Bugs, Daffy, Foghorn Leghorn and
Yosemite Sam with zero political correctness

[Douglas D.. Anderson]

No offense intended to a uniquely great black businessman who recently
passed away from coronavirus, but I have to admit every time I heard
Herman Cain speak I had flashbacks to Foghorn Leghorn. "I say, I say,
that's a joke, son! Pay attention now, boy!"

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kinda funny how he went from Burger King exec / Godfather's Pizza CEO to
chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City

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On 10/7/2020 5:11 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Mon, 14 Sep 2020 13:43:38 -0600, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> No Ring?!? Der Furher vill be ankry!!!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Fick den Führer!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No. I'm not queer or a necrophiliac (even if the
>>>>>>>>> body was available), so don't get excited.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> mm hmm.. we got the vid of you shoveling dirt back
>>>>>>>> into Farrah Fawcett's grave
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> LIES! LIES! You know you can't trust that shit!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> she had enough plastic to keep her fuckable well beyond
>>>>>> the grave
>>>>>
>>>>> A titty fuck with two implant bags isn't my idea of a good
>>>>> time.
>>>>
>>>> they always flatten out and end up looking like water bottles
>>>> with nipples
>>>
>>> Makes me glad I don't buy bottled water.
>>
>> make that 'hot' water bottles.. the ones those muscled-up morons
>> try to inflate 'til they explode
>

> The morons or the douche bags? Or is there a difference?

no difference.. they both end up with collapsed lungs

>>>> with the sub-'B'-flick humor you like, I'd think 'Beavis &
>>>> Butthead', 'Southpark', and 'Family Guy' would be your goto
>>>> cartoons
>>>
>>> "Family Guy", "Robot Chicken", "Archer", "Mr Pickles", and "Rick
>>> and Morty." And "Fritz the Cat."
>>
>> I'd love to see a 2020 version of Bugs, Daffy, Foghorn Leghorn and
>> Yosemite Sam with zero political correctness
>

> I'd like to see what the Marx Brothers would do. Friggin' genius.

pretty sure Biden "won", so we're gonna get every comedy team rat pack
ever assembled in his cabinet and outlying administration

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On 12/10/2020 9:32 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> Your campaign donations at work.

we need a hard-reset of D.C. to the tune of multiple-megaton nukes
taking it all out, brand new elections, and the Capitol somewhere in
Texas.. or Florida, to ensure Trump retakes the perch

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On 12/12/2020 10:51 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:

> On Fri, 11 Dec 2020 12:21:18 -0700, ??

> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> No Ring?!? Der Furher vill be ankry!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Fick den Führer!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No. I'm not queer or a necrophiliac (even if
>>>>>>>>>>> the body was available), so don't get excited.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> mm hmm.. we got the vid of you shoveling dirt back
>>>>>>>>>> into Farrah Fawcett's grave
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> LIES! LIES! You know you can't trust that shit!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> she had enough plastic to keep her fuckable well
>>>>>>>> beyond the grave
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A titty fuck with two implant bags isn't my idea of a
>>>>>>> good time.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> they always flatten out and end up looking like water
>>>>>> bottles with nipples
>>>>>
>>>>> Makes me glad I don't buy bottled water.
>>>>
>>>> make that 'hot' water bottles.. the ones those muscled-up
>>>> morons try to inflate 'til they explode
>>>
>>> The morons or the douche bags? Or is there a difference?
>>
>> no difference.. they both end up with collapsed lungs
>

> Sounds like a fun video.

funner is when they try to squat 1,000lbs and end up pushing their
stomach out their ass

>>>>>> with the sub-'B'-flick humor you like, I'd think 'Beavis &
>>>>>> Butthead', 'Southpark', and 'Family Guy' would be your
>>>>>> goto cartoons
>>>>>
>>>>> "Family Guy", "Robot Chicken", "Archer", "Mr Pickles", and
>>>>> "Rick and Morty." And "Fritz the Cat."
>>>>
>>>> I'd love to see a 2020 version of Bugs, Daffy, Foghorn Leghorn
>>>> and Yosemite Sam with zero political correctness
>>>
>>> I'd like to see what the Marx Brothers would do. Friggin'
>>> genius.
>>
>> pretty sure Biden "won", so we're gonna get every comedy team rat
>> pack ever assembled in his cabinet and outlying administration
>

> RoadRunner for SecDef!

that's who Trump would pick to keep us out of war

Biden would pick Yosemite Sam or the Tasmanian Devil