"I'm off like a......"

[Mick "The Merciless" Quigley]

OverMuch wrote in message <36e09...@news.prostar.com>...
>
>Ray <"spamless"ra...@australiamail.com> wrote in message ...
>>like a whore's drawers..
>
>
>I can't believe no one's said:
>
>I'm off like a prom dress.....
>
>OvrMch
>
>

or "Orf like mum's undies on father's day"

[natalie & gavin astwood & moyle]

I'm off like a jewish foreskin......

I'm off like grilled cheese and foetus sandwich....

Nat

WorryMeNot wrote in message <36E09D26...@hotmail.com>...

>OverMuch wrote:
>
>> I can't believe no one's said:
>>
>> I'm off like a prom dress.....
>

>they did but you missed it. didn't miss much.
>Kashia
>--
>Horn broken, watch for finger.
>
>

[Ricko Swahvay]

I'm off like a three-dollar pair of high heels!

[tait]

I'm off like a dugong invited to a black guy's barbecue

"We brake for tailgaters"

[Dr. Stuart Savory]

leather Jerkin!

as in " Robin Hood tore his leather jerkin off",
being careful NOT to insert a comma betwwen leather and jerkin ;-)

Jon Adams schrieb:
>
> I'm off like a Bondi Tram (old ain't I)
>
> Dunny wrote:
>
> > Got any more to add to the list???
> >
> > "I'm off like a sweaty sock"
> > "I'm off like a bucket of prawns in the midday sun"
> > "I'm off like a brides nighty"
> > "I'm off like a crayfish in a heating duct"
> > "I'm off like a wrestlers armpit"
> > "I'm off like an Arabs armpit"

[Doktor Enkephalin]

Folks, you've got to start saying these aloud to yourself for practice. And
if you still think it's funny, try running it past a co-worker. If his/her
laughter sounds the slightest bit edgy, go BACK to the drawing board.

Well, I'm off like a crotch rot on the mortician's pet cadaver.

Dok Enkephalin

---
"And Spring brought me an Idiot's Terrifying Laughter..."
-- "A Season in Hell",
Rimbaud
Dr. Stuart Savory wrote in message <36E3E97F...@pdb.siemens.de>...

[JC]

In article <36E3DE0E...@tac.com.au>, Jon Adams <jo...@tac.com.au> wrote:
>I'm off like a Bondi Tram (old ain't I)
>
>Dunny wrote:
>
>> Got any more to add to the list???
>>
>> "I'm off like a sweaty sock"
>> "I'm off like a bucket of prawns in the midday sun"
>> "I'm off like a brides nighty"
>> "I'm off like a crayfish in a heating duct"
>> "I'm off like a wrestlers armpit"
>> "I'm off like an Arabs armpit"
>

..a prom dress..

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But thats my opinion, I may be wrong.
-dennis miller
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[Lisa Hamel]

herd of turtles in a cloud of chicken shit and little rocks!

On Tue, 9 Mar 1999, Archie wrote:

> JC wrote:
>
> > ..a prom dress..
>
> ... YOUR prom dress!
>
> Archie - done with Xdressing - twisted my ankle trying those stilletoes
> out!
>
>

[Jon Adams]

[Archie]

[Archie]

Lisa Hamel wrote:
>
> herd of turtles in a cloud of chicken shit and little rocks!

Can I have that one please?

(God, I wish I'd thought of it)

Are you our new redhead by any chance???

Archie - (censored by the atj protocol desk!)

[Lilith]

In article <7bngb9$s...@internal.sa.gov.au>, "Dunny" says...

>
>Got any more to add to the list???
>
>"I'm off like a sweaty sock"
>"I'm off like a bucket of prawns in the midday sun"
>"I'm off like a brides nighty"
>"I'm off like a crayfish in a heating duct"
>"I'm off like a wrestlers armpit"
>"I'm off like an Arabs armpit"

Make like horse droppings and hit the trail.
Make like a baby and head out.

Lil

[JBAB]

I'm off in a cloud of henshit & little stones
Gone like a rat from an aqueduct

[Kris Domagala]

Anyone mentioned Off like a jewish foreskin?

[Djinn]

Off like a Prom Dress!

>
>

[Rosemary]

I am off like a homesick angel!

[Walter Ego]

I'm off like a blind cheetah in a ferrari

[McSpavie]

"I'm off like an Ethiopian with a McDonalds voucher"

[Dunny]

Got any more to add to the list???

"I'm off like a sweaty sock"
"I'm off like a bucket of prawns in the midday sun"
"I'm off like a brides nighty"
"I'm off like a crayfish in a heating duct"

"I'm off like a wrestlers armpit"
"I'm off like an Arabs armpit"

[Amirvafaie]

I am off like shit off a shovel

[bd]

Amirvafaie wrote:
>
> I am like shit off a shovel

I couldn't agree more.

bd
--
"Send lawyers, guns, and money - the shit has hit the fan"
- W. Zevon

oderint dum metuant

[cpenny]

"i'm off like a frog in a sock"

[Sandgroper]

Dunny <dunn...@NOOSPAM.saugov.sa.gov.au> wrote in article
<7bngb9$s...@internal.sa.gov.au>...

> Got any more to add to the list???
>
> "I'm off like a sweaty sock"
> "I'm off like a bucket of prawns in the midday sun"
> "I'm off like a brides nighty"
> "I'm off like a crayfish in a heating duct"
> "I'm off like a wrestlers armpit"

> "I'm off like an Arabs armpit"
>

I am off like a piece of cheese.

Sandgroper
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[-= Margaret :) =-]

I'm off like a whore's panties after she's been paid

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[ash]

I'm off like bucket of prawns in the hot sun

[Deevo]

Up and down more often than a pair of kangaroos in the mating season.
----

Deevo
To be or not to be that is the question.
I wish someone would give me the answer.
http://www.midwest.com.au/~mckenzie/p165.htm

[Sandgroper]

Mick "The Merciless" Quigley <mi...@cornerpub.com> wrote in article
<7bo1em$c0$1...@ftp.curtin.edu.au>...
> Not strictly the same, but with a similar meaning...
>
> "I'm gunna make like a baby and head out!"
>

Another saying using the head :

" she has got a head on her like a robber's dog"

[Mick "The Merciless" Quigley]

[Mutters]

Amirvafaie wrote in message <36df...@10.0.0.66>...
>I am off like shit off a shovel
>

shit off a shiny shovel.

[OverMuch]

Ray <"spamless"ra...@australiamail.com> wrote in message ...
>like a whore's drawers..

I can't believe no one's said:

I'm off like a prom dress.....

OvrMch

[Michael]

Hot Snot
cpenny wrote in message <36DF5FF0...@zipworld.com.au>...

[Bobby Spuggets]

>" she has got a head on her like a robber's dog"

Or a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

[WorryMeNot]

OverMuch wrote:

> I can't believe no one's said:
>
> I'm off like a prom dress.....

they did but you missed it. didn't miss much.
Kashia
--
Horn broken, watch for finger.

[Ray]

like a whore's drawers..

Ray
bd wrote in message <36DFFC...@bigfoot.com>...

[sparrowsp...@gmail.com]

On Friday, March 5, 1999 at 7:00:00 PM UTC+11, Dunny wrote:
> Got any more to add to the list???
>
> "I'm off like a sweaty sock"
> "I'm off like a bucket of prawns in the midday sun"
> "I'm off like a brides nighty"
> "I'm off like a crayfish in a heating duct"

> "I'm off like a wrestlers armpit"
> "I'm off like an Arabs armpit"

I'm off like a piece of cheese.

I'm off like a prom dress.

I'm off like a light switch.
I'm off like an old person with a rocker.
I'm off like a door without a hinge.
I'm off like an old rag.
I'm off like a milkshake made in 1943.

[rockin...@gmail.com]

On Thursday, March 4, 1999 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-5, Djinn wrote:
> Off like a Prom Dress!
>
> >
> >

I'm off, like a used condom

[Ṃᴆ]

damn shame yer dad didn't use one..