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Smitti62

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Dec 24, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/24/98
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I'm looking for funny names....such as

Mike Hunt
Jack Mehoff
Hugh Janus

Any More?

SG Scorpio

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Dec 24, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/24/98
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I.P. Freely
Seymour Butts
The Chinese partners:
Who Flung Dung
One Hung Low
Peter Dragon


Martin Alesky

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how about the gay irishman "phil mccafferty" ?!

Smitti62 wrote in message <19981224163151...@ng156.aol.com>...

Mr Funny Bone International

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Martin Alesky wrote in message <75ucfg$np0$1...@plug.news.pipex.net>...

>how about the gay irishman "phil mccafferty" ?!


His friends
Ben Downe, or Ben Dover

Hugh Janus

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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Hey !! -- I got a mention !!!

hehehehe

Smitti62 wrote in message <19981224163151...@ng156.aol.com>...
>I'm looking for funny names....such as
>
>Mike Hunt
>Jack Mehoff
>Hugh Janus
>
>Any More?


My wife's name -> Cleo Taurus
or her cousin, Fanny Phart
or uncle, Hugh G Rection
or her friends
Ivor Biggun
Norma Stitz
Willie Warmer
Ginger Vitas
Eric Shone
R. Sole
P. Ness
T. Pott
V. Dee
I.P. Freely
Nora Bone
Lucinda Woods
Teresa Green
Dinah Mite
Helen Back
Sue Perman
Sam Bow
+ many many more....


Evan

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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Or the 2 gay Irish men ... Sean Fitzpatriack and Patrick Fitzsean
or the gay couple .... Neil and Bob....

Mr Funny Bone International wrote:

> Martin Alesky wrote in message <75ucfg$np0$1...@plug.news.pipex.net>...
> >how about the gay irishman "phil mccafferty" ?!
>
> His friends
> Ben Downe, or Ben Dover
>
> >

Bob230

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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And don't forget the patron saint of Lesbians....Connie Lingus


Dick Gazinya

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>I'm looking for funny names....such as
>
>Mike Hunt
>Jack Mehoff
>Hugh Janus
>
>Any More?

Dick Gahzinya
Jack Goff
Anita Dick


BeeJay Hammen

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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Phil McKracken
Doug McCrevice
Irwin M. Gross (I.M. Gross)
Or just look at my address


Hugh Janus wrote in message <6fBg2.1581$d33...@news-reader.bt.net>...


>Hey !! -- I got a mention !!!
>
>hehehehe
>

>Smitti62 wrote in message <19981224163151...@ng156.aol.com>...

>>I'm looking for funny names....such as
>>
>>Mike Hunt
>>Jack Mehoff
>>Hugh Janus
>>
>>Any More?
>
>

Knopgat

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Mr Funny Bone International wrote in message ...

>
>Martin Alesky wrote in message <75ucfg$np0$1...@plug.news.pipex.net>...
>>how about the gay irishman "phil mccafferty" ?!
>
>
>His friends
> Ben Downe, or Ben Dover


Hey FBI, what are you doing actually *reading* this ng ?
Ya got some time off reposting, or have you lost your
archives ?
_______________________________________
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with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on...


ca...@novagate.com

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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How about Harry Paratestes
\

On 24 Dec 1998 21:31:51 GMT, smit...@aol.com (Smitti62) wrote:

>I'm looking for funny names....such as
>
>Mike Hunt
>Jack Mehoff
>Hugh Janus
>
>Any More?

Albert Teunis
Muskegon, Mi
ca...@novagate.com

jl

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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A couple of real ones:-

Ophelia Balls
Dickie Bird


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Loz

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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In article <19981224163151...@ng156.aol.com>, Smitti62
<smit...@aol.com> writes

>I'm looking for funny names....such as
>
>Mike Hunt
>Jack Mehoff
>Hugh Janus
>
>Any More?

My mum actually met someone called Onah Head, and one of my friends
claims he used to have a teacher called Richard Head...
--
Loz ..i'll kill....i'll patronize
mailto:l...@hensel.demon.co.uk my local seven-eleven and kill
http://www.hensel.demon.co.uk everyone who walks thru the door....
Cheech - 1998 =====> ..then i'll fix me a chili dog.....

Laura

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Amanda Kissinhug

--
" All I know is when you go you're my favorite mistake..."
-Sheryl Crow
BeeJay Hammen wrote in message <75vqrc$1...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>...

Dr. Evil

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Dec 25, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/25/98
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mike oxenfire

say it real fast a few times if ya dont get it at first.

Loz wrote:

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"Music is a wonderful, happy, sad, soulful...whatever you want it to be.
It runs the gambit of emotion. And the people who evoke the most, are
the best."
- Buddy Rich

Pete Kennedy

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ToastMost wrote:
>
> On 24 Dec 1998 21:31:51 GMT, smit...@aol.com (Smitti62) wrote:
>
> >I'm looking for funny names....such as
> >
> >Mike Hunt
> >Jack Mehoff
> >Hugh Janus
> >
> >Any More?
>
> I've got one for you a guy at work name is Huge Splatt.......Honest!

There was a station manager at a radio station here named Richard(Dick)
Head. No word of a lie...

Pete K...
--
I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.

ToastMost

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Stephen Hynes

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> Martin Alesky wrote in message <75ucfg$np0$1...@plug.news.pipex.net>...
> >how about the gay irishman "phil mccafferty" ?!
or his equally gay friend Pat McRotch.
or the chineese child-molestor Fuk Em Yung

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Hynzy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Jules

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Dr. Evil wrote:

> mike oxenfire
>
> say it real fast a few times if ya dont get it at first.

it it it it it it it

nup...still don't get it. ;)
--

Jules

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Dick Gazinya

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Dick Hertz

On Fri, 25 Dec 1998 21:55:58 -0500, "Laura" <prnc...@raex.com> wrote:

>Amanda Kissinhug


Bob230

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On Sat, 26 Dec 1998 15:10:38 +1030, Jules <jas...@newave.net.au>
wrote:

>
>
>Dr. Evil wrote:
>
>> mike oxenfire
>>
>> say it real fast a few times if ya dont get it at first.
>
>it it it it it it it
>
>nup...still don't get it. ;)

mi-kox-en-fire

How about that way.

Jules

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Bob230 wrote:

> On Sat, 26 Dec 1998 15:10:38 +1030, Jules <jas...@newave.net.au>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >Dr. Evil wrote:
> >
> >> mike oxenfire
> >>
> >> say it real fast a few times if ya dont get it at first.
> >
> >it it it it it it it
> >
> >nup...still don't get it. ;)
>
> mi-kox-en-fire
>
> How about that way.
>

wanna bucket of water?

starfi...@hotmail.com

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Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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In article <368468C6...@newave.net.au>,

Jules <jas...@newave.net.au> wrote:
>
>
> Dr. Evil wrote:
>
> > mike oxenfire
> >
> > say it real fast a few times if ya dont get it at first.
>
> it it it it it it it
>
> nup...still don't get it. ;)
> --

No - I think you're supposed to say:
"it real fast, it real fast, it real fast"...
No, that's not working either...
*<><

>
> The trouble with life is there's no background music.
>
>

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Crashh

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Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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>> Dr. Evil wrote:
>>
>> > mike oxenfire
>> >
>> > say it real fast a few times if ya dont get it at first................

I've tried this.........they usually laugh or run away.

Actually I know Mike Oxenfire........He spends too much time
with...........Sandy Kuntz.

ggraham

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Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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Hugh Jorgan


Rentals Only

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or Connie Lingus, Phil Achio, Phil McCrachen
ca...@novagate.com wrote in message <760s31$mup$1...@205.138.137.36>...
>


Bob230

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On Sat, 26 Dec 1998 18:03:36 +1030, Jules <jas...@newave.net.au>
wrote:

>
>
>Bob230 wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 26 Dec 1998 15:10:38 +1030, Jules <jas...@newave.net.au>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >

>> >Dr. Evil wrote:
>> >
>> >> mike oxenfire
>> >>

>> >> say it real fast a few times if ya dont get it at first.
>> >
>> >it it it it it it it
>> >
>> >nup...still don't get it. ;)
>>

>> mi-kox-en-fire
>>
>> How about that way.
>>
>
>wanna bucket of water?

How about two?....geesh!

>--
>
>Jules

Loz

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In article <7629ga$5vg$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, starfi...@hotmail.com
writes
>In article <368468C6...@newave.net.au>,

> Jules <jas...@newave.net.au> wrote:
>>
>>
>> Dr. Evil wrote:
>>
>> > mike oxenfire
>> >
>> > say it real fast a few times if ya dont get it at first.
>>
>> it it it it it it it
>>
>> nup...still don't get it. ;)
>> --
>
>No - I think you're supposed to say:
>"it real fast, it real fast, it real fast"...
>No, that's not working either...
>*<><
>
No, you're supposed to say "it real fast a few times if ya dont get it
at first" - dunno what good it's supposed to do, but what the hell...
Try anything once, except incest and Morris dancing...

Roger

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Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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Helen Bedd

Cecil E. Helton, Jr.

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Dec 26, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/26/98
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Smitti62 asked for funny names...

I once knew a girl named Anita Dick. Her dad was named Beecher Dick.

Evan

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Dec 27, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/27/98
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Slightly off thread but when has that ever stopped me ...<eg>.....

reminds of the newspaper article on Michael Jackson walking into a
Chinese restaurant and asking for Wun Yung Boi to go.....

Sup's Girl

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Smitti62 wrote:

> I'm looking for funny names....such as
>
> Mike Hunt
> Jack Mehoff
> Hugh Janus
>
> Any More?

Eug Ardon
Sup's Girl


--
MZ


TERRY WESTLAKE

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Hugh G. Rection should qualify for this list.
Sup's Girl wrote in message <3686C4E9...@sprintmail.com>...

no-one

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How about..... Rosy Butt!!

* Mia Weinman *

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alanis morissette is dating a guy named dash mihok, if that helps.

shaarptooth

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Hugh G. Rection
Amanda Huginkis

Ben3HH

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>> > I'm looking for funny names....such as
>> >
>> > Mike Hunt
>> > Jack Mehoff
>> > Hugh Janus
>> >
>> > Any More?
>>

Buster Hyman
Dixon Cox
Harry Cox
Spitz Jissum

Ben Karré

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Dec 29, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/29/98
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Bigus Dickus

NEVEK 5353

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Fred Kneeleneater

Spam Me Not!

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Dicken's Cider

Smitti62 wrote:

> I'm looking for funny names....such as
>
> Mike Hunt
> Jack Mehoff
> Hugh Janus
>
> Any More?

--
Peace is the answer...
...wanna' fight about it?
-G.

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger,
screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man,
I guess I'm a coward.

"Deep Thoughts"
By Jack Handy

Mr Killfile

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Dec 29, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/29/98
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Did any of you see that program that was on BBC about 10 years or so back?
It was a kiddies puppet/character type prog, and 2 of the characters were
called Master Bates and Seamen Stains. It ran for about 15yrs before the
management twigged to it...

Jennifer Jo

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Mr Killfile <etv...@ihug.co.nz> wrote in article
<36884ED9...@ihug.co.nz>...

> Did any of you see that program that was on BBC about 10 years or so
back?
> It was a kiddies puppet/character type prog, and 2 of the characters were
> called Master Bates and Seamen Stains. It ran for about 15yrs before the
> management twigged to it...

It's an old urban legend. Check out:
http://urbanlegends.com/tv/cpt.pugwash/more_pugwash.html

[Dammit...why won't that address show up as a link...?]


--
La Rata del Desierto


gj...@my-dejanews.com

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Dec 29, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/29/98
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In article <6fBg2.1581$d33...@news-reader.bt.net>,
"Hugh Janus" <hugh_...@hotmail.com.anti.spam> wrote:
> Smitti62 wrote in message <19981224163151...@ng156.aol.com>...

> >I'm looking for funny names....such as
> My wife's name -> Cleo Taurus
> or her cousin, Fanny Phart
> or uncle, Hugh G Rection
> or her friends
> Ivor Biggun
> Norma Stitz
> Willie Warmer
> Ginger Vitas
> Eric Shone
> R. Sole
> P. Ness
> T. Pott
> V. Dee
> I.P. Freely
> Nora Bone
> Lucinda Woods
> Teresa Green
> Dinah Mite
> Helen Back
> Sue Perman
> Sam Bow
> + many many more....

Connie Lingus
Pat Magroine
Dick Long
Rick O'Shea
Neil Downe
Philip McCann
Dick Burns
Phil McCracken
Peter Gazinya
Sharon Peters *
Mike Hunt **
Mike Royne
Jack Mahogoff
Anita Samoor
Clyde Torus ***
Al Kehalic
Harry Krebs ***
Harry Palm
Weeb N. Dickner ***

* - My friend actually went to school with a girl named Sharon Peters. She
didn't get the joke until the 11th grade. Scarred for life.... ** - A
middle-school principal my roommate knew named his kid this. You'd think
he'd know better. *** - This is a stretch. -- G. Gollinger -- n...@sighup.org
<- Reply here, not DejaNoose

Ben3HH

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>Smitti62 wrote:
>
>> I'm looking for funny names....such as
>>
>> Mike Hunt
>> Jack Mehoff
>> Hugh Janus
>>
>> Any More?
>

Buster Hyman
Harry Cox
Dixon Cox
Spitz Jissum
Heywood Jabloemi
Anita Hardman
Won Yung Ho

Erylan

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my mom talked to someone at work named Randy Dick...no joke

Ery

Loz wrote:

> In article <19981224163151...@ng156.aol.com>, Smitti62
> <smit...@aol.com> writes


> >I'm looking for funny names....such as
> >
> >Mike Hunt
> >Jack Mehoff
> >Hugh Janus
> >
> >Any More?
>

> My mum actually met someone called Onah Head, and one of my friends
> claims he used to have a teacher called Richard Head...

Mr Killfile

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Erylan wrote:

> my mom talked to someone at work named Randy Dick...no joke

I have seen your mom at 'work' in a few blue movies ... she is the blonde
with rings thru her piss-flaps isn't she? .... she can suck dick like a
vacuum cleaner... can you send me a few signed photo's? Tell her I'm her
number one fan ... and ask her if that thing she does with the doberman is
a painful as it looks.
Thanks in advance,
Evan.

Mont de Wally de Honk

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Ben Karré <ka...@peak.at> wrote in article
<7697g3$c1...@WS01IS04.highway.telekom.at>...
> Bigus Dickus
>
> Ben Dover & Phil McCavity
>

CheechWizard

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Dec 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/30/98
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.hey!!...i've seen her also...the things
that women can do with piss, shit,
snot, cum, and puke is absolutely
awe inspiring..........no lie.................

Loz

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Dec 30, 1998, 3:00:00 AM12/30/98
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In article <36898C90...@teleport.com>, Erylan
<ery...@teleport.com> writes

>my mom talked to someone at work named Randy Dick...no joke
>
On the radio the other day there was some reporter called Ed Butler...
The first time he was announced I didn't here the "l" to clearly...

Deanna H.

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Mona J. Twa

Spam Me Not! <Hello@How's.every.little.thing?> wrote in article
<769h9e$8...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>...


> Dicken's Cider
>
> Smitti62 wrote:
>

SaraJNES

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Seymour tits
Anita BJ
Tulsy Tsan(spell it backwards;-)


Ben Apgar

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Jan 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/7/99
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>Seymour tits
>Anita BJ
>Tulsy Tsan(spell it backwards;-)


Carrie Hunt

SaraJNES

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Jan 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM1/24/99
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The joke is:

Tulsy Tsan=Nasty Slut!

TrillWillem

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FurryFun wrote in message <36AB7BFF...@catsrule.garfield.com>...

>SaraJNES wrote:
>
>> The joke is:
>> Tulsy Tsan=Nasty Slut!
>
>you really shouldn't talk about yourself like that. it's not
>healthy... get one of the guys here to nail you to a post and beat you
>senseless, while calling you that. much more invigorating.


Kash, you've still got the baseball bat.......how do you expect us
to do anything worthwhile without it ?

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FurryFun

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SaraJNES wrote:

> The joke is:
> Tulsy Tsan=Nasty Slut!

you really shouldn't talk about yourself like that. it's not
healthy... get one of the guys here to nail you to a post and beat you
senseless, while calling you that. much more invigorating.

--
Kashia

~~~(*)(*)~~~
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

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