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Death or Ruru?
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Stephen Dominic Barr
Jan 20, 1995, 4:48:50 PM1/20/95
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Three men were flying over a deserted island. They
experienced plane troubles and were forced to land. They soon
were greeted by a group of Pigmies who kidnapped them and took
them back to their camp. The three were given a choice as to
their futures. They asked the first guy: "You want death or
Ruru?" The guy replied: "There's no way in hell I'm going to
die, so I take Ruru." The Pigmies all cheered and said "RURU".
They strapped him to a tree and all slammed him up the ass. They
asked the second guy the same thing and he said "There's no way
I'm dying so I'll take Ruru. Afterall, I'll still be alive." The
Pigmies sais "RURU" and slammed him too. They asked the third
guy the same thing and he said "There is no way I'm taking Ruru,
I'm the most homophobic guy alive. I'll take death." The
Pigmies yelled "DEATH.....BY RURU!!"
experienced plane troubles and were forced to land. They soon
were greeted by a group of Pigmies who kidnapped them and took
them back to their camp. The three were given a choice as to
their futures. They asked the first guy: "You want death or
Ruru?" The guy replied: "There's no way in hell I'm going to
die, so I take Ruru." The Pigmies all cheered and said "RURU".
They strapped him to a tree and all slammed him up the ass. They
asked the second guy the same thing and he said "There's no way
I'm dying so I'll take Ruru. Afterall, I'll still be alive." The
Pigmies sais "RURU" and slammed him too. They asked the third
guy the same thing and he said "There is no way I'm taking Ruru,
I'm the most homophobic guy alive. I'll take death." The
Pigmies yelled "DEATH.....BY RURU!!"
beau...@gmail.com
Jan 28, 2020, 5:19:22 PM1/28/20
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25 year anniversary amirite bois
Douglas D.. Anderson
Jan 29, 2020, 5:13:21 PM1/29/20
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On Tue, 28 Jan 2020 14:19:21 -0800 (PST), beau...@gmail.com wrote:
>25 year anniversary amirite bois
you're too late...
>25 year anniversary amirite bois
" DEATH OR RURU? (Spelling errors retained for authenticity)
Stephen Dominic Barr
January 20, 1995
" OKLAHOMA CITY BOMBING NOTHING TO JOKE ABOUT
Glenn Gaslin, Daily Press
April 29, 1995
The funny thing about last week's Oklahoma City bombing is that
there's nothing funny about it.
The usual perpetrators of topical puns and off-color humor - stand-up
comedians, talk-show hosts and office smart-alecks - have nothing to
say on the subject. ...
The earliest attempts to mine cheap giggles can be witnessed on the
Internet. Two days after the bombing, a discussion group called
alt.tasteless.jokes began to swell with gruesome parodies of "Oh, What
a Beautiful Mornin'," a song from the Rodgers & Hammerstein musical
"Oklahoma!" They were accompanied by a few day-care-center jokes.
This started an on-line debate about whether the subject was too
touchy - even for a forum entirely devoted to low humor.
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