Seen written on a toilet wall
gra...@dump.com
Here I sit cheeks a flexin'
Givin birth to another Texan
Mayer Margolis
>Subject: Re: Seen written on a toilet wall
P>written above the tp dispenser: fine art diplomas please take
P>one
Q) What do they call the white, disposable toilet seat
cover that you see in most public men's rooms?
A) A Polish bib and tucker.
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Syed Kamran A. Bukhari
Here I sit broken hearted,
Came to shit, but I only farted
Cameron McKeel
Cara Carlson Swallows
Sorry, that's just the last one I remember......
...wonder where I can find Ms. Carlson!
REX
sk...@Ra.MsState.edu says...
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>Here I sit broken hearted,
>Came to shit, but I only farted
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There's more to this old poem although I can't remember its entire
verses so here are the fragments I do sort of remember
Here I sit in silent bliss listening to the sound of tricklin' piss.
Now and then a fart is heard to tell the tale of a coming turd.
Here I sit all broken hearted, payed a nickel to shit and only farted.
Now I sit in stinking vapors and some damn fool stole all the paper.
Here I sit and cannot linger, watch out ass here comes ole' finger
Brad & Karen Glicken
sk...@Ra.MsState.edu says...
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>Here I sit broken hearted,
>Came to shit, but I only farted
...Spent a dime ,
but what the hell..
at least I can sit
and enjoy the smell...
Kenneth Albrecht
Written beneath it: Moses Inests
Written on wall: My mother made me a homosexual
Written beneath it: If I give her the yarn, will
she make me one too?
gil
School of Mines...right above the toilet paper dispenser...
University of Colorado Diplomas...Take one!
gil
SDouse
Here I sit in silent bliss listening to my trickling piss
now and then a fart is heard followed by a thundering turd
some people come here to sit and think
but I come here to shit and stink
R Simpson - wgtn comb tax
probably pissing on your foot."
--
Vic Salazar
there is no paper,
Think I'll just
Smell the vapor...(MORE?)
Jet Silverman
"Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria."
Barry Lennox
"Arts degrees; help yourself"
Or, written in a Canadian toilet:
"The existence of the French Canadian is living proof that Indians fucked
Buffalos"
HO HO
Barry Lennox
Daniel Maher
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Written above urinal:
Why are you looking here? The joke is in your hand!
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Mayer Margolis (mayer.m...@indiefilm.com) wrote:
: >Subject: Re: Seen written on a toilet wall
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Mayer Margolis
>Subject: Re: Seen written on a toilet wall
A>I saw this one written on the lower half of the stall door...
>"Beware of gay limbo dancers", with an arrow pointing downwards!
Q: How did the Limbo start?
A: Some guy was trying to sneak into a pay toilet.
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Steve Hardison
OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS PLACE CLEAN
YOUR AIM WILL HELP
Antman
the walls from grafitti. I saw written on one: "I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!!"
Underneath it, someone else had added: "Go home, Dad, you're drunk again!"
Rakis
> Here I sit and meditate,
> should I
Lame, how about this one.
"They paint the walls to hide my pen but the bathroom poet strikes
again."
Chuck Bryant
Don't believe me? just ask the high school football team.
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Gianni Pronzato
door:
"Beware of the limbo dancer"
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Black Death
Above the urineal:
"why are you looking up here;
the hoke is in your hand."
Stephen Dailey
LOOK UP
A little higher:
LOOK UP
At the top of the wall:
LOOK BACK
On the ceiling directly above the reader's head:
LOOK DOWN! YOU'RE PISSING ON YOUR SHOES!
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Steve
Critter
> jkmu...@comp.uark.edu (Jeff Mullins) wrote:
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> >Here's my favorite from a toilet wall:
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> >Defacing private property is unlawful
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> Please don't throw your butts in our urinals,
> we dont't piss in your ashtray.
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> Will trade two blind crabs for one with no teeth.
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No no no--these lines of wisdom, seen on a stall wall in NH, are
the best:
Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their shit in little balls
And those who read those words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit.
Though I looked, I could find no spherical leavings of feces. :)
da Crits
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Or
Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls
Chicago Red
"Sinks too low, soap don't work"
Rich Hall
<vogt...@gold.tc.umn.edu> wrote:
> On Mon, 22 Jan 1996 06:44:15 GMT,
> jose lardizabal <j...@iquest.net > wrote:
>
> >jkmu...@comp.uark.edu (Jeff Mullins) wrote:
> >
> >>Here's my favorite from a toilet wall:
> >
> >>Defacing private property is unlawful
> >
> >Please don't throw your butts in our urinals,
> >we dont't piss in your ashtray.
> >
> >Will trade two blind crabs for one with no teeth.
>
> As seen at a construction site in Boulder CO:
>
> You hag, you scag, you greasy grimy slut,
> Between your thighs fungus lies,
> And crabs crawl out of your butt.
> Before I'd touch your scaly leg,
> Or suck your festered tit:
> I'd eat a pile of buzzard puke
> And die in dribbly shit.
From a men's room circa 1980
"All in all your just
another prick in the stall"
Robert I Sinclair
>
>Found this in a porta-pottie right above the urinal
>
>"Sinks too low, soap don't work"
Ah one from Hawaii on the wall of a porta potti:
Maximum capacity for the facility is 4 persons any more may result in
an unsanitary condition...
Iman Asshole
<sing...@powergrid.electriciti.com> wrote:
Here is a personal favorite in front of urinals:
Be Careful, You're Holding Your Futur In Your Hands.
S.M.Hyde
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Not yet Scotty! I'm having a sh
(Please excuse the poor ascii art but the pen track ran up the wall!)
Cheers,
Si.
NHMitchell
urinals,"
someone has added, "It makes them soggy and hard to light."
Nick Mitchell
dar...@smartlink.net
If you voted for Reagan you can't piss here; your dick's in Washington.
Dean A. Yoshizumi
A place of which I do not own.
I try to always keep it neat.
So, please don't pea upon my seat
saw this on a bathroom wall at a
KOA campground.
Chris K Senungetuk
: How about this one, written in pen;
: Cheers,
: Si.
Next to the "ass gasket" dispenser: Free Cowboy Hats!
Damn near died laughing.
Tally Ho!!
Some come here to read and write,
Some come here to ponder.
But I come here to piss and shit,
And fart like fucking thunder!
The Vern
Organization: Teleport - Portland's Public Access (503) 220-1016
Distribution:
Stephen Dailey (smda...@smdailey.seanet.com) wrote:
: At eye level above the urinal:
: LOOK UP
: -----
: Steve
"A coat of paint will cover my pen,
But the Shit-house Poet Strikes Again!"
--
"knowhuddamean?"
Alex C Hughes
"Here I sit, broken hearted, come to shit but only farted, later on
I took a chance, tried to fart, but shit my pants."
--
Alex C Hughes
Mario J Lopez
He who writes on shit house walls, rolls his shit into little balls.
He who reads these words of wit, eats these little balls of shit.
-Mario
shock
or
I had a lovely date last night, my girl sat on my knee. She let a fart
and broke my heart, than shit all over me!
or
When I was still in school, I learned to train my tool. I taught it to
stand with a stroke of my hand, and I even taught it to drool!
but I don't write them...
~D~
CWall46864
where you are shitting kings have shat.
Jim Wayda
This is like so old and stuff that you great great grandfather wrote it on
his bathroom wall!
In article <4h090t$o...@news.fsu.edu>, mjl...@garnet.acns.fsu.edu (Mario J
Lopez) wrote:
: This is one of my favorite rhymes:
Richard Boland
The angle of the dangle is proportionate to the heat of the meat,
Provided that the mass of the ass remains in motion.
Nick Passino
"I fucked your mother last night!"
and right below it in different handwriting:
"Go home dad, you're drunk."
Stephen Dailey
I've shit in France
But before I shit here
I'll shit in my pants
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Steve
Jung-hua Lin
Why are you looking up? The joke is in your hands
Rick
Jack
To add to this someone also wrote:
>Seen written on a toilet wall in Calgary.
>
>Why are you looking up? The joke is in your hands
That's a old one
So is the one in your hand!
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William Wright
grg...@krypton.mankato.msus.edu (Naresh Gurung) writes:
stardate 12-02-99 captains log kirk speaking.just beamed down for a
shit. also , follow this line-------------->
/
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\etc you are now shitting at approximately 45 degrees.
Barry Webb
"God Saves"
uderneath
"Gretsky gets the rebound, Gretsky shoots, Gretsky scores"
YODA
grg...@krypton.mankato.msus.edu (Naresh Gurung) wrote:
=) Stephen Dailey (smda...@smdailey.seanet.com) wrote:
=) : I've shit in England
=) : I've shit in France
=) : But before I shit here
=) : I'll shit in my pants
=)
=)
=)
=) Also seen written on the same wall,
=) In this toilet I sit
=) with my asshole full of shit.
=) And the shadow of my right ball
=) on the wall
=) And my hair is growing thick
=) from my asshole to my prick.
=) And girls who were playing
=) ping pong with my balls.
=) -----
=) :Mike
how about this one?
man who writes on shit house wallls,
wraps his shit in little ballls!
those who read these words of wit,
eats those little ballls of shit!
--
try not. do. or do not.
there is no try. - yoda
Uhu219
Easter's been cancelled.
They found the body.
Rumbolt
: In article <4i0je0$3...@nitrogen.mankato.msus.edu>,
: grg...@krypton.mankato.msus.edu (Naresh Gurung) wrote:
: =) Stephen Dailey (smda...@smdailey.seanet.com) wrote:
: =) : I've shit in England
: =) : I've shit in France
: =) : But before I shit here
: =) : I'll shit in my pants
: =)
: =)
: =)
: =) Also seen written on the same wall,
: =) In this toilet I sit
: =) with my asshole full of shit.
: =) And the shadow of my right ball
: =) on the wall
: =) And my hair is growing thick
: =) from my asshole to my prick.
: =) And girls who were playing
: =) ping pong with my balls.
: =) -----
: =) :Mike
If sin has punishments and
those punishments have there wages
I have been punished
with stuck together pages
The Original Freak
Jean-Paul Burlock u
Funny one I read was high up over a Urinal...
It said:
"Why are you looking way up here?
The Joke's in your hands"
Wingard!
PUSSY = Time + Pussy
---------------
sqrt of EFFORT
Josh Franck
"This toilet paper is like John Wayne,
It's rough, It's tough,
and it don't take shit from nobody"
Ian Stirling
Tennis for morons, look right <door> Tennis for morons, look left
: The Original Freak
Rodd & Karen Hoffman
"I FUCKED YER MOTHER"
and underneath (in a different color/pen)
smeone thoughtfully added:
"GO HOME DAD YER DRUNK !"
Dennis Lemckert
>Tennis for morons, look right <door> Tennis for morons, look left
Another:
On the back wall: Follow this line ------------> (line way around to the door)
WATCH IT!!! You're pissing on your Shoes!!!
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Some people compare X25 with Morse and X400 with Telephoning
.....(ponder)......I'll stick to Morse.....
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(If you can read this... well you can make telephone calls. :-)
Gerry Leacock
>
>
>PUSSY = Time + Pussy
> ---------------
> sqrt of EFFORT
No matter how long I stare at this, I still don't get the joke. Sorry!
Please explain it to me. With thanks,
Gerry L.
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Here's one I liked:
"I fucked your mother"
(different handwriting) "Go home dad. You're drunk"
Joe Cool
>
>> Here I sit and meditate,
>> should I
>
> Lame, how about this one.
>
> "They paint the walls to hide my pen but the bathroom poet strikes
>again."
>
^^^^^^^
Shithouse
or
Here I sit
Buns a flexin'
Just gave birth
To another texan
Black Wulf
Cory98
Here I sit brokenhearted,
Came to shit,
And only farted.
Jon L. Height
Just gave birth to a New York State Trooper
N2ROCK
Here I sit brokenhearted,
Came to shit, And only farted.
I get to sit and enjoy the smell
Later on, I took a chance
Tried to fart, and shit my pants
Allan Bacon
I Pity the man whose poetic ability
is aroused by the smell of shit.
Andrew Ross
>Here I sit
>Buns a flexin'
>Just gave birth
>To another texan
How about,
Some come here to sit and think,
Others come to shit and stink.
While here I come to scratch me balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls.
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In article <3105898c...@news.wic.net>, Joe Cool (joe....@the.beach) writes:
>On Sat, 20 Jan 96 03:34:25 GMT, ra...@cencom.net (Rakis) wrote:
>
>>
>>> Here I sit and meditate,
>>> should I
>>
>> Lame, how about this one.
>>
>> "They paint the walls to hide my pen but the bathroom poet strikes
>>again."
>>
>
>^^^^^^^
>
>Shithouse
>
>or
>Buns a flexin'
>Just gave birth
>To another texan
>
>
>
How about:
Here I sit
Eyes a squintin'
Giving birth
To another Clinton
:)
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Some come here to read and write,
Some come here to ponder,
I come here to piss and shite,
And fart like bloody thunder.....
J.J