Fag Jokes
Imthorn JA
> Crosby Branson a confessed gay basher.
This (and the lack of punctuation)
reveals a lack of education.
Jason Scott
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: > more fag jokes later.
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: > Crosby Branson a confessed gay basher.
: You fucking bigoted bastard.
Please remember that this is alt.tasteless.jokes NOT
alt.politics.correct. If you are going to be offended by gay jokes don't
read such an obviously labelled thread.
Ben Askew
SB> >
SB> >
SB> > Crosby Branson a confessed gay basher.
SB> You fucking bigoted bastard.
No....I have seen his father. He is not a bastard.
* RM 1.3 00273 * What a precious Fuckin' Idiot you are.
MainBrain
> more fag jokes later.
>
>
> Crosby Branson a confessed gay basher.
>
>
Hopefully some new ones...
George Witzgall
:
: 1) what do a horny het bestialitist and an angry queer politician have in common?
: Ans: Neither can see the difference between a het and a sheep
:
: 2) why do hets hate Heinz?
: 57 varieties is 57 too many
:
: 3) whats the difference between het sex and day old oatmeal?
:
: answer: the oatmeal holds more suspense
:
: 4) how does a het couple sodomize each other?
: ans: they have intercourse BEFORE dinner
Derek Link
bran...@columbia.dsu.edu wrote:
>
>
> A cowboy unknowingly walks into a gay bar and says I'm so thirsty I could
> lick the sweat off of a cows balls from the back of the room comes a cry Moo
> Moo Moo.
>
> A gay guy had broken up with is lover, a week later he noticed that he had
> forgotten is paisley neck tie at is boyfriends house. The next day the fag
> went to is ex-lovers house and told him that he had forgotten his paisley neck
> tie the guy said well you can just kiss my ass then the fag says no I
> don't want to make up I just want my tie back.
>
>
> How can you tell the difference between a gay bar and a straight bar?
>
> At a gay bar all of the chairs are turned upside down.
>
>
> Why did the fag think his lover was cheating on him?
>
> He came home shitfaced.
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>
> more fag jokes later.
Keep 'em coming. I'm a fag, and I love fag jokes (and all other offensive
humor.) If you don't want to read 'em, don't look at this group.
> Crosby Branson a confessed gay basher.
you may have funny jokes, but you should get a life. I hope I meet you
on one of your "bashing" escapades. This faggot is armed, dangerous, and
can take care of himself.
Roger Davies
Yep, I'm a fag too and my favourite is:
+++
These four queens in a hot tub, chatting. Then, all of
a sudden, a great blob of cum floats up to the surface.
The bitchiest notices this and snarls:
"Ok! Which one of you lot farted?"
+++
Brett A McCutcheon
Yes, this is a newsgroup for tasteless jokes. I can laugh at
myself, the jokes don't offend me. However, the "gay bashing"
comment was not necessary.
Brett McCutcheon
bre...@csi.compuserve.com
--
"I have nothing but hampers of ironing to do
and my diet pill is wearing off."
-Edna Turnblad aka Divine
s00...@discoverwright.edu
|> >
|> > A cowboy unknowingly walks into a gay bar and says I'm so thirsty I could
|> > lick the sweat off of a cows balls from the back of the room comes a cry Moo
|> > Moo Moo.
|> >
|> >
|> Keep 'em coming. I'm a fag, and I love fag jokes (and all other offensive
|> humor.) If you don't want to read 'em, don't look at this group.
|>
|> > Crosby Branson a confessed gay basher.
|>
|> you may have funny jokes, but you should get a life. I hope I meet you
|> on one of your "bashing" escapades. This faggot is armed, dangerous, and
|> can take care of himself.
Listen up you little bleeding heart faggot. If you can't take a joke leave.
Nobody here gives a flying fuck about you or your ass-banging friends.
So go take a nice long suck one of your friends dicks and cool off with a
nice big spurt of cum all over face. (It's getting you horny thinking about
it, isn't it?)
Besides that you didn't even have a joke.
Not only are you a shit eating, licking, banging ass pirate, you are
a chump too. Never forget that!
OBjoke:
A company just bought a new drug analysing (keep your pants on I didn't say ANAL)
computer. Everyone is required to take a drug test. One of the workers goes home
worried, he's scared they might find out he uses drugs. He goes home and tells his
family that he needs someone to pee and fill the little glass bottle he has. Nobody
has to go. But his wife, son, and daughter each take a turn putting as much in the
bottle as possible.
The bottle is still not full. Frantic, he scoops up some engine oil off the garage
floor. He returns to work and gives the bottle to the technician running the computer.
The tech. pours the contents into the computer. A few minutes later the machine prints
out a report. The man listens with his fingers crossed.
The tech says "Well it doesn't say anything about you, but your wife is fucking the mail
man, your daughter is pregnant, your son is gay, and you need to change
the oil on that 1989 Ford Tempo."
See fag-boy your expected to post a joke. Even when you flame someone, dickhead.