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May 8, 2021, 4:00:28 AM5/8/21
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On 4/2/2021 1:03 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> On Wed, 31 Mar 2021 19:00:37 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>> There is something satisfying about sitting down to a couple
>>>>> inch thick steak and watching the expression on a starving
>>>>> kid.
>>>>
>>>> I ate a $69 footlong Haute Dog topped with foie gras, Vidalia
>>>> onions, and black truffles in front of a 35 lb 8yr old Zambian
>>>> with a distended stomach that resembled the Louisiana
>>>> Superdome, and would've given him a bite, but there was no way
>>>> he could appreciate the delicate flavors, not to mention the
>>>> truffle oil-glazed pretzel bun could've snapped off one of his
>>>> teeth
>>>
>>> You gotta watch the humanitarian bit, it can lead to all sorts
>>> of bad notions. Soon you will be toying with the idea of
>>> adequate food and housing for all, and we both know that shit is
>>> just plain wrong.
>>
>> lotta disease and starvation issues easily solved with those metal
>> shipping containers & some waterproof filler foam.. keep laying 'em
>> out and stacking 'em on the ocean floor and before you know it, we
>> got an Atlantic bridge from Lisbon to Staten Island
>
> Oh, great. Now you wanna put up a foot bridge for migrants. I told
> you that humanitarian shit leads to bad ideas.
I think we can make an exception for those who can walk over 3,380 miles
across the Atlantic on shipping containers stacked just high enough to
break the surface -- no side rails, no place to eat, drink, or sleep
along the way, and nothing to prevent the waves from constantly lapping
over the side, pushing them toward either edge for the entire journey
hell, I'd buy anyone that made it a Schlitz Light
> On Wed, 31 Mar 2021 19:00:37 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>> There is something satisfying about sitting down to a couple
>>>>> inch thick steak and watching the expression on a starving
>>>>> kid.
>>>>
>>>> I ate a $69 footlong Haute Dog topped with foie gras, Vidalia
>>>> onions, and black truffles in front of a 35 lb 8yr old Zambian
>>>> with a distended stomach that resembled the Louisiana
>>>> Superdome, and would've given him a bite, but there was no way
>>>> he could appreciate the delicate flavors, not to mention the
>>>> truffle oil-glazed pretzel bun could've snapped off one of his
>>>> teeth
>>>
>>> You gotta watch the humanitarian bit, it can lead to all sorts
>>> of bad notions. Soon you will be toying with the idea of
>>> adequate food and housing for all, and we both know that shit is
>>> just plain wrong.
>>
>> lotta disease and starvation issues easily solved with those metal
>> shipping containers & some waterproof filler foam.. keep laying 'em
>> out and stacking 'em on the ocean floor and before you know it, we
>> got an Atlantic bridge from Lisbon to Staten Island
>
> Oh, great. Now you wanna put up a foot bridge for migrants. I told
> you that humanitarian shit leads to bad ideas.
I think we can make an exception for those who can walk over 3,380 miles
across the Atlantic on shipping containers stacked just high enough to
break the surface -- no side rails, no place to eat, drink, or sleep
along the way, and nothing to prevent the waves from constantly lapping
over the side, pushing them toward either edge for the entire journey
hell, I'd buy anyone that made it a Schlitz Light
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May 21, 2021, 7:45:01 PM5/21/21
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On 5/8/2021 2:40 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> On Sat, 8 May 2021 02:00:27 -0600, ??
> Only if they do it during a hurricane.
more than reasonable
and if they got even a smidgen of frog in 'em, they gotta lube their
feet with 10W-40 every 5 miles
> On Sat, 8 May 2021 02:00:27 -0600, ??
more than reasonable
and if they got even a smidgen of frog in 'em, they gotta lube their
feet with 10W-40 every 5 miles
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Jun 15, 2021, 2:29:05 PM6/15/21
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On 5/22/2021 7:48 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> On Fri, 21 May 2021 17:44:59 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>>>> You gotta watch the humanitarian bit, it can lead to all
>>>>>>> sorts of bad notions. Soon you will be toying with the
>>>>>>> idea of adequate food and housing for all, and we both
>>>>>>> know that shit is just plain wrong.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> lotta disease and starvation issues easily solved with
>>>>>> those metal shipping containers & some waterproof filler
>>>>>> foam.. keep laying 'em out and stacking 'em on the ocean
>>>>>> floor and before you know it, we got an Atlantic bridge
>>>>>> from Lisbon to Staten Island
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, great. Now you wanna put up a foot bridge for migrants.
>>>>> I told you that humanitarian shit leads to bad ideas.
>>>>
>>>> I think we can make an exception for those who can walk over
>>>> 3,380 miles across the Atlantic on shipping containers stacked
>>>> just high enough to break the surface -- no side rails, no
>>>> place to eat, drink, or sleep along the way, and nothing to
>>>> prevent the waves from constantly lapping over the side,
>>>> pushing them toward either edge for the entire journey
>>>>
>>>> hell, I'd buy anyone that made it a Schlitz Light
>>>
>>> Only if they do it during a hurricane.
>>
>> more than reasonable
>>
>> and if they got even a smidgen of frog in 'em, they gotta lube
>> their feet with 10W-40 every 5 miles
>
> Support BIG OIL!
could've done that by voting Trump, though Dominion woulda switched it
to a Biden vote
> On Fri, 21 May 2021 17:44:59 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>>>> You gotta watch the humanitarian bit, it can lead to all
>>>>>>> sorts of bad notions. Soon you will be toying with the
>>>>>>> idea of adequate food and housing for all, and we both
>>>>>>> know that shit is just plain wrong.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> lotta disease and starvation issues easily solved with
>>>>>> those metal shipping containers & some waterproof filler
>>>>>> foam.. keep laying 'em out and stacking 'em on the ocean
>>>>>> floor and before you know it, we got an Atlantic bridge
>>>>>> from Lisbon to Staten Island
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, great. Now you wanna put up a foot bridge for migrants.
>>>>> I told you that humanitarian shit leads to bad ideas.
>>>>
>>>> I think we can make an exception for those who can walk over
>>>> 3,380 miles across the Atlantic on shipping containers stacked
>>>> just high enough to break the surface -- no side rails, no
>>>> place to eat, drink, or sleep along the way, and nothing to
>>>> prevent the waves from constantly lapping over the side,
>>>> pushing them toward either edge for the entire journey
>>>>
>>>> hell, I'd buy anyone that made it a Schlitz Light
>>>
>>> Only if they do it during a hurricane.
>>
>> more than reasonable
>>
>> and if they got even a smidgen of frog in 'em, they gotta lube
>> their feet with 10W-40 every 5 miles
>
could've done that by voting Trump, though Dominion woulda switched it
to a Biden vote
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Jun 27, 2021, 7:57:22 PM6/27/21
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On 6/16/2021 6:35 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> On Tue, 15 Jun 2021 12:29:03 -0600, ??
> Biden is turning frog. Betcha he bent over for Macron. Prolly gave
> the 'rhoids a fresh dab of Preparation H.
Macron craves the blood and replaced the Preparation H with concrete mix
> On Tue, 15 Jun 2021 12:29:03 -0600, ??
> the 'rhoids a fresh dab of Preparation H.
Macron craves the blood and replaced the Preparation H with concrete mix
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Jul 11, 2021, 7:15:50 PM7/11/21
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On 6/28/2021 7:24 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> On Sun, 27 Jun 2021 17:57:21 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Oh, great. Now you wanna put up a foot bridge for
>>>>>>>>> migrants. I told you that humanitarian shit leads to
>>>>>>>>> bad ideas.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I think we can make an exception for those who can
>>>>>>>> walk over 3,380 miles across the Atlantic on shipping
>>>>>>>> containers stacked just high enough to break the
>>>>>>>> surface -- no side rails, no place to eat, drink, or
>>>>>>>> sleep along the way, and nothing to prevent the waves
>>>>>>>> from constantly lapping over the side, pushing them
>>>>>>>> toward either edge for the entire journey
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> hell, I'd buy anyone that made it a Schlitz Light
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Only if they do it during a hurricane.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> more than reasonable
>>>>>>
>>>>>> and if they got even a smidgen of frog in 'em, they gotta
>>>>>> lube their feet with 10W-40 every 5 miles
>>>>>
>>>>> Support BIG OIL!
>>>>
>>>> could've done that by voting Trump, though Dominion woulda
>>>> switched it to a Biden vote
>>>
>>> Biden is turning frog. Betcha he bent over for Macron. Prolly
>>> gave the 'rhoids a fresh dab of Preparation H.
>>
>> Macron craves the blood and replaced the Preparation H with
>> concrete mix
>
> Biden calls him "Big Mannie."
don't needa know why
> On Sun, 27 Jun 2021 17:57:21 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Oh, great. Now you wanna put up a foot bridge for
>>>>>>>>> migrants. I told you that humanitarian shit leads to
>>>>>>>>> bad ideas.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I think we can make an exception for those who can
>>>>>>>> walk over 3,380 miles across the Atlantic on shipping
>>>>>>>> containers stacked just high enough to break the
>>>>>>>> surface -- no side rails, no place to eat, drink, or
>>>>>>>> sleep along the way, and nothing to prevent the waves
>>>>>>>> from constantly lapping over the side, pushing them
>>>>>>>> toward either edge for the entire journey
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> hell, I'd buy anyone that made it a Schlitz Light
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Only if they do it during a hurricane.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> more than reasonable
>>>>>>
>>>>>> and if they got even a smidgen of frog in 'em, they gotta
>>>>>> lube their feet with 10W-40 every 5 miles
>>>>>
>>>>> Support BIG OIL!
>>>>
>>>> could've done that by voting Trump, though Dominion woulda
>>>> switched it to a Biden vote
>>>
>>> Biden is turning frog. Betcha he bent over for Macron. Prolly
>>> gave the 'rhoids a fresh dab of Preparation H.
>>
>> Macron craves the blood and replaced the Preparation H with
>> concrete mix
>
don't needa know why
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Jul 22, 2021, 5:56:19 PM7/22/21
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On 7/13/2021 1:13 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> On Sun, 11 Jul 2021 17:15:48 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>> Biden is turning frog. Betcha he bent over for Macron.
>>>>> Prolly gave the 'rhoids a fresh dab of Preparation H.
>>>>
>>>> Macron craves the blood and replaced the Preparation H with
>>>> concrete mix
>>>
>>> Biden calls him "Big Mannie."
>>
>> don't needa know why
>
> I heard it had something to do with a life size studded rhino dildo.
> I suppose there's a slim chance that's wrong.
seeing it was Macron and Biden, prolly double-headed
> On Sun, 11 Jul 2021 17:15:48 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>> Biden is turning frog. Betcha he bent over for Macron.
>>>>> Prolly gave the 'rhoids a fresh dab of Preparation H.
>>>>
>>>> Macron craves the blood and replaced the Preparation H with
>>>> concrete mix
>>>
>>> Biden calls him "Big Mannie."
>>
>> don't needa know why
>
> I suppose there's a slim chance that's wrong.
seeing it was Macron and Biden, prolly double-headed
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Aug 6, 2021, 3:48:48 PM8/6/21
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On 7/24/2021 11:50 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> On Thu, 22 Jul 2021 15:56:18 -0600, ??
makes BREXIT sortuva head-scratcher
> On Thu, 22 Jul 2021 15:56:18 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>>>> Biden is turning frog. Betcha he bent over for Macron.
>>>>>>> Prolly gave the 'rhoids a fresh dab of Preparation H.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Macron craves the blood and replaced the Preparation H
>>>>>> with concrete mix
>>>>>
>>>>> Biden calls him "Big Mannie."
>>>>
>>>> don't needa know why
>>>
>>> I heard it had something to do with a life size studded rhino
>>> dildo. I suppose there's a slim chance that's wrong.
>>
>> seeing it was Macron and Biden, prolly double-headed
>
> Now we know the _real_ meaning of a European Union.
>>>>>>> Biden is turning frog. Betcha he bent over for Macron.
>>>>>>> Prolly gave the 'rhoids a fresh dab of Preparation H.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Macron craves the blood and replaced the Preparation H
>>>>>> with concrete mix
>>>>>
>>>>> Biden calls him "Big Mannie."
>>>>
>>>> don't needa know why
>>>
>>> I heard it had something to do with a life size studded rhino
>>> dildo. I suppose there's a slim chance that's wrong.
>>
>> seeing it was Macron and Biden, prolly double-headed
>
makes BREXIT sortuva head-scratcher
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Aug 21, 2021, 10:30:38 PM8/21/21
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On 8/7/2021 4:06 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> On Fri, 6 Aug 2021 13:48:47 -0600, ??
prolly wouldn't've passed if Prince Chuck'd known it'd lead to a
Macron/Biden threesome with a double-headed dildo
> On Fri, 6 Aug 2021 13:48:47 -0600, ??
> <mAd...@pNeUmAtIcFlAtRiVeTjAcKhAmMeR.cOm> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Biden is turning frog. Betcha he bent over for
>>>>>>>>> Macron. Prolly gave the 'rhoids a fresh dab of
>>>>>>>>> Preparation H.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Macron craves the blood and replaced the Preparation H
>>>>>>>> with concrete mix
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Biden calls him "Big Mannie."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> don't needa know why
>>>>>
>>>>> I heard it had something to do with a life size studded
>>>>> rhino dildo. I suppose there's a slim chance that's wrong.
>>>>
>>>> seeing it was Macron and Biden, prolly double-headed
>>>
>>> Now we know the _real_ meaning of a European Union.
>>
>> makes BREXIT sortuva head-scratcher
>
> I don't think head scratching had much to do with it.
>>>>>>>>> Biden is turning frog. Betcha he bent over for
>>>>>>>>> Macron. Prolly gave the 'rhoids a fresh dab of
>>>>>>>>> Preparation H.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Macron craves the blood and replaced the Preparation H
>>>>>>>> with concrete mix
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Biden calls him "Big Mannie."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> don't needa know why
>>>>>
>>>>> I heard it had something to do with a life size studded
>>>>> rhino dildo. I suppose there's a slim chance that's wrong.
>>>>
>>>> seeing it was Macron and Biden, prolly double-headed
>>>
>>> Now we know the _real_ meaning of a European Union.
>>
>> makes BREXIT sortuva head-scratcher
>
prolly wouldn't've passed if Prince Chuck'd known it'd lead to a
Macron/Biden threesome with a double-headed dildo
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Sep 13, 2021, 3:27:02 PM9/13/21
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On 8/22/2021 6:29 PM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> On Sat, 21 Aug 2021 20:30:36 -0600, ??
> Only because he wanted a triple header.
and finally get his crown polished by Macron while gettin' Biden up the ass
> On Sat, 21 Aug 2021 20:30:36 -0600, ??
and finally get his crown polished by Macron while gettin' Biden up the ass
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Oct 7, 2021, 12:53:51 AM10/7/21
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On 9/22/2021 8:37 AM, i.m....@aol.com wrote:
> On Mon, 13 Sep 2021 13:27:01 -0600, ??
> And Big Mannie just turned on him. JoBi is heartbroken.
even Asstrailer ain't stupit enough to buy French subs
> On Mon, 13 Sep 2021 13:27:01 -0600, ??
even Asstrailer ain't stupit enough to buy French subs
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