Ethiopian Jokes
Sabre Man
Q: What do you see when you look up an Ethiopian's asshole?
A: Cobwebs.
Q: What are Ethiopian bunkbeds?
A: Venetian blinds.
Q: What is the Ethiopian national bird?
A: They don't have one; they ate it.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Ethiopians standing in a row?
A: A barcode.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian standing against a wall?
A: A crack.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian with an Afro?
A: A microphone.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a hat?
A: A drawing pin
Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a swollen toe?
A: A golf club.
Q: What do you call an ethiopian who swallowed an olive?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Q. How do you get 200 ethiopians into a phone box?
A. Put a can of beans in.
Q. How do you get 200 ethiopians out of the phone box?
A. Drive off with the can opener!
Q. What's the fastest thing in the world?
A. A Chicken in Ethiopia.
Q. What's the second fastest thing in the world?
A. The ethiopian chasing it!
Q. What's the third fastest thing in the world?
A. Blue Peter filming it!
Q: What do you call an ethiopian paratrooper?
A: Gone with the wind.
what's so good about an ethiopian blowjob?
you know she'll swallow.
Sargent67
Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a dog?
A: Rancher
Q: How many ethiopians can you get into a VW?
A: All of them
Q: How many ethiopians can you get into a bathtub?
A: Don't know they keep sliding down the drain.
Avital Pilpel
Sargent67 wrote:
I've heard 'Kit Kat' is doing a new commercial... filming four
ethiopians in a red sleeping bag.
Anthony Storer
Q: How can you tell if an Ethiopian is going to be sick
A: 200 more gather round
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Anthony Storer - London -England
a...@olijack.demon.co.uk
Ejucaided Redneck
Few years ago the woman I with whom I was living and I were trying to
find our way to a gallery in Chicago where a friend was having a show of
her paintings. Goddamned interstate construction had the ramp we were
directed to use from the hotel closed, and while trying to find another
one I got totally lost.
We wound up driving down a street of ethnic restaurants. The
not-all-that-much-missed former live in glanced at an Ethiopian
restaurant one when we stopped at a red light and muttered, "Wonder what
they serve in _there_? Powdered milk in tin cans?"
James Smith
Q: What does Yoko Ono have in common with an Ethiopian peasant?
A: They both can live off of dead Beatles.
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Q) What do they serve at Ethiopian restaurants?
A) Powdered Milk.
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Lethal
Q: What does a doctor do to check if an Ethiopian has a broken bone?
A: Holds them up in front of the sun.
In article <67erpu$6...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>, "James Smith"
Wm James
On Wed, 24 Dec 97 01:51:58 GMT, spi...@the.web (Lethal) wrote:
|>Q: What does a doctor do to check if an Ethiopian has a broken bone?
|>A: Holds them up in front of the sun.
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Q: What's the world's fastest land animal?
A: The Ethiopian Chicken!
William R. James
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>>|>Q: What does a doctor do to check if an Ethiopian has a broken bone?
>>|>A: Holds them up in front of the sun.
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>>Q: What's the world's fastest land animal?
>>A: The Ethiopian Chicken!
>>William R. James
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>An Ethiopian fart.
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>What is round, dark and full of cob-webs?
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>An Ethiopian ass-hole
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>Why do they put strainers in a shower drain?
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>To keep Ethiopians from washing down the drain.
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>Why did Jeffrey Dahmer move to Ethiopia?
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>He wanted to go on a diet.
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Which Ethiopian female has the bigest breasts?
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She is the third one from the left.
Scott Demos
>On Wed, 24 Dec 97 01:51:58 GMT, spi...@the.web (Lethal) wrote:
>|>Q: What does a doctor do to check if an Ethiopian has a broken bone?
>|>A: Holds them up in front of the sun.
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>Q: What's the world's fastest land animal?
>A: The Ethiopian Chicken!
>William R. James
Whats Black and runs 100Mph through the desert?
A: An Ethiopian with a Mcdonalds Gift Certificate!
Dunny
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>>|>Q: What does a doctor do to check if an Ethiopian has a broken bone?
>>|>A: Holds them up in front of the sun.
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>>Q: What's the world's fastest land animal?
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>>A: The Ethiopian Chicken!
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>>William R. James
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>An Ethiopian fart.
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>What is round, dark and full of cob-webs?
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>An Ethiopian ass-hole
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>Why do they put strainers in a shower drain?
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>To keep Ethiopians from washing down the drain.
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>Why did Jeffrey Dahmer move to Ethiopia?
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>He wanted to go on a diet.
What's the Ethiopian HotLine number?
8 0 8 0