Canonical List of Child Molesting Clown Jokes

[teemu....@helsinki.fi]

Wally Weiner <wa...@chipsandwhips.com> wrote:

> Q: What's the worst part about having sex with an 8 year old girl?
> A: Getting blood all over your clown suit

And having to clean her teletubby suit afterwards.
(Works better if you replace a four-year-old).

Q: What's the worst part of wanking a six-year-old boy?
A: Having to bury him in the woods afterwards so he doesn't linger.

> Q: How did the clown find the lost children in the forest?
> A: Tight

Unless you had to dig him up.

> Q: What do you call a clown in a park with his fly open?

A: Candy.

> Q: Why do Clowns always have tears in their eyes when they're having sex?

A: How do you expect to get laid without the make-up?

> Q: What's the difference between a clown and a pedophile?

A: Some kids don't like clowns.