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Douglas D. Anderson

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Dec 4, 2021, 4:46:07 PM12/4/21
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November 21, 2002, anticipating the current state of education in the
United States, wEb GoDdEsS posted:


Great Moments in BLACK History, Volume 1

1) God took a dump and created Adamontel and Eveekwa. God tried to
clean
it up the next day but it was too late. Adamontel and Eveekwa were
already great-grandparents.


2) Eveekwa was paintin' her long curly paw-nails green and purple in
the
watermelon patch when an evil white snake came along an' talked her
into
taking a bite out of a forbidden watermelon. Dis be wesponsibul fo the
unkuntrolabull criminal nature in niggers today.


3) Ayebull and Kwayne got into an ass-stompin when Kwayne dissed
Ayebull's ho Twameka cuz she be gettin wich LaPaul while Ayebull be
playins baxitball in Jigruseslum. LaPaul wud a ladies man u know wuh I
mean? He's had a stable of ho's playin' in his crib. Twameka say she
gawn get dat mofo Kwayne so she's had Lazarufus do da job fo some
booty
in return -- but, and I muhhhst empuhtize here, nobody's ebber figured
out esactwy who axed Kwayne upside da head wit da chicken bone dat
day.
Some bruddas say it be LaPaul, others thinx it be ApeRaham or some
other
mofo from da west side o sumpin o,
o ------ o it be a racist shepherd! - Ummhoom, I heards dat, I know
datz
right. Yeeaah, dis black bible story ain't oder yet.
Africoon-Americoon
scholars still be's studying dis issue today.


4) Many bruddas moved to da African jungles and built great cities.
These were later destroyed when Cracker showed up. Evil Cracker
destroyed these advanced black jungle cities so nobody would ever know
how smart niggers really are. Niggers had magical powers such as being
able to fly likes baxitball players in a sportshoe commercial. Cracker
stole all the nigger's mojo, of course. But he so white his lily ass
dint know wut to do widdit. This has been an ongoing trend ever since.
Whitey shows up and steals the great accomplishments of the black
"race," cheating da bruddas and leabin dems wid nuthin. Can you say
"we's wants our reparmarations"?


5) Long before 1980s metal bands, sullen teenagers and devil
worshipers
had discovered the fashion benefits of body piercing, niggers were
disfiguring their bodies in ways that still shock the most avid
National
Geographic reader (or MTV viewer). Lips stretched to their breasts.
Lips
twisted in knots. Lips wrapped around their heads in ceremonial décor.
Lips pulled over their heads for use as a handy do-rag. Some varieties
of niggers habituated from rainforest regions are capable of pulling
their amazing blue-gummed lips over their entire upper bodies all the
way to the waist as a poncho. Early homo-niggerus discovered flesh
piercings while gnawing on a pointy spare rib. You see, with the
frantic, powerful swishing motions of a nigger feeding on a rib, if
the
bone has a sharp point it can weave itself through the entire expanse
of
the nigger's lip instantly. Whenever this happened it was seen as a
symbol of beauty. This early discovery soon led to bone piercings
through the nose and tit.


6) Cultural archeologists have found that grape soda was actually
invented by a nappy Pygmy tribe over two centuries before this
delicious
refreshment was mass-produced in America. This carefully guarded
African
formula was brought by moon crickets on the boat to America and passed
down from one generation to the next. Sadly however, the average
nigger
diet in Sub-Saharan Africa has changed little over the centuries.
Lizards and goat urine are still the dietary staples for the coons who
live on some of the earth's most fertile soil. It has, of course, been
discovered by teams of Jewish diversity specialists that African soil
is
racist. It produces huge bounties of crops for White farmers; yet when
niggers kill off the Whites and take over the farms the soil gets all
uppity and don't do shit no mo. This agrarian phenomenon can be summed
up as "there goes the farm." This be the real reason for black famines
on the world's most fertile continent. Fortunately George Bush and
other
ivory tower liberals regularly arrange for copious quantities of fried
chicken and grape drinks to be distributed to their pets in
sub-Saharan
Africa. It makes them feel BIG when they spend your money on their
philanthropy projects.


7) Cornrows became fashionable among both sexes of niggers sometime
during the pre-limpwristed period in American history when the spooks
were still on chains. In this afro-style the pubic hair on the head of
the moon cricket is artfully woven into rows. On some ho's these knots
of cranial pubic hair are piled up and greased, bearing a striking
resemblance to a dung heap.


8) The cibil wo was wun by da "great emansturbator", Abe-uh-ham
Lincooooon. Lincoooon liked da bruddas so much he started a wo aginst
the plantation masters. Halleluhhhya, we's fwee now, we's fwee. White
racist historians likes to lie abouts dis chapter in
Africoon-Americoon
history. Dey's describes it sumpin' like:
Lincoln's War Against State's Rights led to one cataclysm after
another.
In the end 620,000 Gentile males were slaughtered in the fratricide.
Even worse, Lincoln was assassinated by a disturbed New Yorker. The
same
iron-fisted dictator who abolished the Writ of Habeas Corpus also had
his good side. After the CSA fell, Lincoln immediately began
implementing Henry Clay's plan to "colonize" the nigger beast back to
Africa and remote Caribbean islands. He also sought to rebuild the
South
quickly and mend the bitterness on both sides. However, with Lincoln
gone, the most radical and corrupt elements of the Northern government
unleashed niggers in an attempt to sully and punish the South for
defending itself, through the Israeli-like "reconstruction" program.
The
South bravely and cleverly resisted as best it could. How terribly
this
sick plan backfired is clear by the damage and horrors that the evil
apes are still inflicting on ALL Americans today.


9) A "dark" era followed the cibil wo for da circus. Yeah, weez was
zuppozedly fwee but how come's weez wuz lynched from trees mo den
ebber?
Dem Yankees was even worse to us, lynching us from streetlamps in New
York and Chicago, beating us, setting us on fire downtown sometimes
too.
Maybeez we needs to rethinks dis fweedumb thang.


10) A greedy white mofo invented the beachball while observing the
stupendous asses of coons around a watermelon stand on his way to
Coney
Island. Jewish-trained nigger lawyers are currently planning to sue
beachball manufacturers for a percentage of the profits derived from
the
coon-assed shaped ball since its market debut many decades ago.


11) In 1909 The National Association of Criminal People was created by
Marxist Jews. The token "colored person" they used on the group's
board
was a mulatto named W.E.B. Dubois. This racist hate group was run
entirely by Jews, principally Noel and Arthur Spingarn, and then
successor Kivie Kaplan. The Jew-controlled media commonly mentioned
the
names of monkey underlings like national secretary Roy Wilkins as a
ruse
to make it seem like niggers really ran the show in this heavily
communist-affiliated hate group. In 1970 the Jewish-controlled board
finally allowed a nigger to become president. Today the only
non-monkey
faces you will see at their special hate awards conventions are of
prominent Jews in the film industry.


12) Niggers broke onto the silver screen when Buckwheat appeared in
Little Rascals. We'll always watch these entertaining re-runs with an
endearing longing for the days of little Buckwheat. A question White
liberals often axe themselves behind closed doors is, "why can't they
all be like that?"


13) THE CIBIL RITES MOVEMENT WAS BONE. Dis topic deserbs its own
volume.
Basically, communist jews wrote speeches for martin luther coon (real
name: michael king) and organized rallies of unwitting spoiled rotten
brats to front a power base for the most successful large-scale,
subversive assault on a nation in history. Self-destruction in the
form
of drugs and gutter-idealization was marketed to White youth as
fashionably "cool" by the "counter-culture" commie jews via their
media
connections. Given the residual damage caused by this Soviet-Jew
concocted/funded attack on America's core it cannot be trenchantly
said
America won the cold war. Further, more White Americans have been
murdered by niggers since the "cibil rites movement" began than were
killed in Vietnam War (approximately 50,000).


14) Hillary Rodman and Bill Clinton, the draft-dodging, serial rapist,
were elected President in 1992. Can you say "ChimpHuggers"? Willy was
often serviced at his desk by a plump Jewess. On occasions when Monica
wasn't physically available Willy had her perform "phone sex." This
means that the President of the United States masturbated at his desk.
Was Al watching the door for him? Willy once referred to himself as
the
"first black president." This is obviously one of the few true
statements he has ever made.


15) Anti-Whiteness classes have been created by Jewish and nigger
professors in the Marxist-flavored academic establishment in the new
America. Here is a favorite syllabus:
Humans Flee Niggers. (This is not to be confused with the practice of
de-fleaing niggers which erstwhile nigger owners did every couple
weeks.) Even the proudest coonhugger will avoid negroes he doesn't
know
by smell. It is known, for example, that when a human hears the loud
smacking and popping of gum coming from behind in an elevator or
check-out line they know a mean sista ho is lurking behind them. This
usually causes the irrational, racist white to discreetly maneuver
into
some kind of fight-or-flight posture. The same behavioral adaptations
apply to the racist fully-evolved white nemesis when he hears rap
"music" while at a stop light.


"We choose truth over facts" - Joe Biden

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