Doc's Stud Service
Arthur B Fowler
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| Maidens Treated Gently Extra Attention Given to |
| Spinsters Satisfied Neglected Married Women |
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| D O C ' S L O N G P R O N G S T U D S E R V I C E |
| EXPERT, PLAIN, and FANCY FRIGGING |
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| Terms: Cash Before Mounting |
| (See Price List Other Side) |
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| Cut Rate to Party of 6 or More |
| Satisfied With One Hard On Widows A Specialty |
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| P R I C E L I S T |
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| Plain Insertion....................$ 20.00 |
| (with caresses)................... 27.50 |
| Inverted Positions.................. 22.50 |
| Dog Fashion......................... 22.50 |
| (with barking & yelping).......... 25.00 |
| Womb Stretch........................ 30.25 |
| Tongue Bath......................... 50.00 |
| Muff Dive...........................100.00 |
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| T I M E L I M I T S |
| Per Hour...........................$ 37.50 |
| All Night(12 hrs.)..................150.00 |
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| E X T R A A T T E N T I O N |
| Titty Chewing.......................$ 1.15 |
| French Kissing(mouth)................ 2.75 |
| (Pussy, see "Muff Dive"). |
| French Tickler....................... 3.25 |
| Finger Diddle........................ 9.50 |
| Vaseline(if needed).................. 1.25 |
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| - Special Discounts to Waitresses - |
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Transcribed by Art Fowler
URL:http://www.cs.tamu.edu/people/afowler/humor.html
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| Art Fowler | What shall it profit a man if he should |
| Dept. of Computer Science | gain the whole world, and yet lose his |
| Texas A&M University | own soul. |
| email (afo...@tamu.edu) | -Mark 8:36 |
| http://www.cs.tamu.edu/people/afowler |
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