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John Tran

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Mar 31, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/31/97
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: ahhh...confusious say...
: ...man who go to sleep with no pants...
: ...wakes up with sticky fingers...

Confucius says: Boy who goes to sleep with girl trouble in mind, wakes up
with solution in hand.

Vietgirl

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ahhh...confusious say...
...man who go to sleep with no pants...
...wakes up with sticky fingers...


teeheehee...like??
does anyone have anymore 'asian jokes'...or
'confusious(did i spell that right?) jokes'??

*m...@ix.netcom.com

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Mar 31, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/31/97
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John Tran wrote:
>
> : ahhh...confusious say...

> : ...man who go to sleep with no pants...
> : ...wakes up with sticky fingers...
>
> Confucius says: Boy who goes to sleep with girl trouble in mind, wakes up
> with solution in hand.

Confucius say:
He who farts in church sits alone in a pew.

B.E.Corkran

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Mar 31, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/31/97
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On 31 Mar 1997 02:03:56 GMT, ngol...@ix.netcom.com(Vietgirl) wrote:

>ahhh...confusious say...
>...man who go to sleep with no pants...
>...wakes up with sticky fingers...

Confucius say:

Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission
grow up to be shiftless bastard.

Man who lay girl on hill not on level.

He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.

Wife who put man in dog house find him in cat house.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.

Man with athletic finger make broad jump.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.

Modern house without toilet uncanny.

Woman who springs on inner-spring this spring, gets off-spring next
spring.

Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

Man who have hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

Man who lay woman on ground has peace on earth.

Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with split personality.

Baseball very strange game. How can man with 4 balls walk?

Woman who go to man's apartment for snack may get tit bit.

Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.

Woman who spends much time on bedspring, may have offspring.

Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.

Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag.

Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things.

Man who fights with wife all day, gets no peace at night.

Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

Wife who slides down banister makes monkey shine.

Virginity like balloon, one prick and it is all gone.

Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss.

Girls should not marry basketball players, they dribble before they
shoot.

Woman who flies upside-down have crack up.

He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own
hands.

Man who have head up ass, have shitty outlook on life.

Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

He who make oral love to epileptic woman may get tongue-tied.

He who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

Epileptic woman who give blow-job may bite big one.

>
>
>teeheehee...like??
>does anyone have anymore 'asian jokes'...or
>'confusious(did i spell that right?) jokes'??


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Dan Bahr

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Apr 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/1/97
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*m...@ix.netcom.com wrote in article <333FC9...@ix.netcom.com>...

> John Tran wrote:
> >
> > : ahhh...confusious say...
> > : ...man who go to sleep with no pants...
> > : ...wakes up with sticky fingers...
> >
> > Confucius says: Boy who goes to sleep with girl trouble in mind, wakes
up
> > with solution in hand.
>
> Confucius say:
> He who farts in church sits alone in a pew.
>
...and...
Confucius say"
Pilot who fly upside down sure to have crack up.

Podkayne Fries

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B.E.Corkran <co...@netaccess.co.nzSPAM> wrote in article
<3341186c...@news.netaccess.co.nz>...


> On 31 Mar 1997 02:03:56 GMT, ngol...@ix.netcom.com(Vietgirl) wrote:
>
> >ahhh...confusious say...
> >...man who go to sleep with no pants...
> >...wakes up with sticky fingers...

> Confucius say:
>
Man who eat jelly beans before bed fart in Technicolor.


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