TOILET WALL JOKES

JOKER

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Sep 27, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/27/97

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"Don't do no good to stand on the seat cause the crabs in here can jump six
feet."
Please E-me and exchange your toilet wall piece.
mark_c...@hotmail.com

CheechWizard

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Sep 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/30/97

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>> "Don't do no good to stand on the seat cause the crabs in here can jump six
>> feet."
>

>"Any lugan can piss on the floor. It takes a hero to shit on the ceiling."
>
>And my all time favourite I saw on a burlesque bathroom wall:
>
>"I fucked your mother"
>[then scrawled underneath in a different coloured ink]
>"Go home Dad, you're drunk again."

..'ol favorite said: whaddya lookin' up here for??
the jokes in yer hand..............................

Steven Thurgood

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Sep 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/30/97

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On 27 Sep 1997 18:31:10 GMT, "JOKER" <mark_c...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>"Don't do no good to stand on the seat cause the crabs in here can jump six
>feet."

Arrow in front of the bowly pointing up, saying "look up". Several
arrows written further up the wall, then on the celing. Finally right
above your head, "you're pissing on your shoes."

-Steve
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<A HREF="http://www.thurgood.demon.co.uk">My webpage</A>

------------------------:)

Jeff Dubois

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Sep 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/30/97

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JOKER (mark_c...@hotmail.com) wrote:

> "Don't do no good to stand on the seat cause the crabs in here can jump six
> feet."

"Any lugan can piss on the floor. It takes a hero to shit on the ceiling."

Gary F. Kiley

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Oct 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/1/97

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Max Pye wrote:

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> Jeff Dubois wrote:
> >
> > JOKER (mark_c...@hotmail.com) wrote:
> >
> > > "Don't do no good to stand on the seat cause the crabs in here can jump six
> > > feet."

> > Shit house poets when they die, Should have erected where they lie,
> In memory of their savory wit,
> A tombstone made of solid shit.
If you hose is short
Or you pump is weak
You better stand close
Or you'll piss on your feet

thomas...@hotmail.com

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Oct 1, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/1/97

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I fucked your momma

go home dad you're drunk

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I fucked your momma

go
home dad you're drunk
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Gary E. Decker

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Oct 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/2/97

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Seen in college restroom:

Here I sit in smelly vapor,
Just ran out of toilet paper.
Class is near, no time to linger,
Watch out ass, here comes my finger.

Or the old standard:

Be like dad, not like sis,
Raise the lid before you piss.

Jeff Dubois wrote in message <60pvf5$m...@bertrand.ccs.carleton.ca>...

>JOKER (mark_c...@hotmail.com) wrote:
>
>> "Don't do no good to stand on the seat cause the crabs in here can jump
six
>> feet."
>

Joe Woolf

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Oct 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/3/97

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marc_k wrote:
>
> Gary E. Decker (gede...@kanza.net) wrote:
> : Seen in college restroom:

> "everything in the army must have a serial #:
> this urinal's serial # is 4U2PN2"
>
> "stand closer-it's shorter than you think"
>
> "we aim to please-you aim too, please"

I always liked the one above eye level that said: "If you're reading
this then your probably pissing on your shoes."

--
Joe

marc_k

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Oct 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/3/97

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Nick

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Oct 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/4/97

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Irish Toilet Tennis
Write on left wall: Look right
" " right wall: Look left

Dr. Goatlips

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Oct 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/4/97

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Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin'
Just gave birth to another Texan!

ri...@grove.ufl.edu

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Oct 10, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/10/97

to Max Pye

you can shake it, squeeze it,
slap it up against the wall....
but until you put it in your pants-
the last drop will not fall

nschattke

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Oct 11, 1997, 3:00:00 AM10/11/97

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I was in YellowStone NP last month.
Some wit scrached "Stugis" in the wall, ( As in the South Dakota town
Sturgis).
It became funny when I put a "three" above it.

thesid...@gmail.com

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Jun 25, 2017, 6:17:02 AM6/25/17

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On Saturday, September 27, 1997 at 5:00:00 PM UTC+10, JOKER wrote:
> "Don't do no good to stand on the seat cause the crabs in here can jump six
> feet."

> Please E-me and exchange your toilet wall piece.
> mark_c...@hotmail.com

Be a man and not a fool,
Pull the chain and not your tool.

joemcdi...@gmail.com

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Jul 2, 2017, 5:02:15 PM7/2/17

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Here I sit,
all broken hearted.
Tried to shit,
but I have diarrhea.

readme

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Jul 5, 2017, 2:59:34 PM7/5/17

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On Sun, 2 Jul 2017 14:02:13 -0700 (PDT), joemcdi...@gmail.com
wrote:

Here I sit feeling cranky
Just gave birth to another yankee.

Here I sit cheeks a-flexin
Just gave birth to another Texan.

This is where Napoleon beat his boneapart.

crab...@internet.wit

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Oct 24, 2017, 7:12:14 PM10/24/17

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On Wed, 05 Jul 2017 13:59:26 -0500, readme <som...@somewhere.com>
wrote:

This is a classic:

He who writes on shit house walls, will roll his shit into little balls.
He who reads these words of wit, must eat those little balls of shit.