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Rock Forcefull

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Jun 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/4/97
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My girlfriend so fat...I have to roll over twice to get off her


Rock Forcefull

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Jun 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/4/97
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My girlfriend so fat...when we go to the restaurant, she looks at the menu
and says "OK"


Rock Forcefull

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Jun 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/4/97
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Lets not and say we did.

Ask yourself this...who gives a flying f*ck what you think anyway? Who are
you to decide we have too many jokes of one subject or another? So next
time just keep your opinions to yourself and shut the hell up.


someone <n...@spam.please> wrote in article <339533...@spam.please>...
> No thanks. I think we've seen enuff fat jokes in here already. Can't you
> compile them all into one post anyway? Separate postings of the same
> subject are really irritating.
>

Prince

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Jun 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/4/97
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Rock Forcefull wrote:
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> My girlfriend so fat...I have to roll over twice to get off her


My boyfriend is so thin that I almost miss him in bed

Prince

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Jun 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/4/97
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Rock Forcefull wrote:
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> My girlfriend so fat...she went to the movies and sat next to everyone


My boyfriend is so thin that he went to a movie without paying the ticket

someone

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Jun 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/4/97
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Raymond W Jensen

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Jun 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/4/97
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"Rock Forcefull" <RockFo...@Golds.Gym> wrote:
>Lets not and say we did.
>
>Ask yourself this...who gives a flying f*ck what you think anyway? Who are
>you to decide we have too many jokes of one subject or another? So next
>time just keep your opinions to yourself and shut the hell up.
>
>
>someone <n...@spam.please> wrote in article <339533...@spam.please>...

>> No thanks. I think we've seen enuff fat jokes in here already. Can't you
>> compile them all into one post anyway? Separate postings of the same
>> subject are really irritating.
>>

I feel a lot of love in this room...

(Oops, I meant newsgroup)

Trevor

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Jun 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/5/97
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Now there's a really friendly reply. Can I be next? Can I, can I, can I?

Rock Forcefull <RockFo...@Golds.Gym> wrote in article
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Silver Surfer

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Jun 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/5/97
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My girlfriend so fat...when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.


Silver Surfer

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Jun 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/5/97
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My girlfriend so fat...the National Weather Agency assigns names to her
farts!!!


Silver Surfer

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Jun 5, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/5/97
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My girlfriend so fat...she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.


Bryan D Mullholand

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Jun 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/6/97
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On Thu, 5 Jun 1997, Colin Francis wrote:

> "Rock Forcefull" <RockFo...@Golds.Gym> wrote:
>
> >My girlfriend so fat...she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
> >

> My girl friend is so fat I have to roll her in flour and look for the
> damp spot.
> My girlfriend is so fat i get her to fart to give me a clue.
> -----
> Neurotics build dream castles, psychotics live in them
> and psychiatrists collect the rent.
>
>

ADVICE:

flip through the chins, when you get to one that smells like shit, go
back one

TROOPER

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Jun 7, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/7/97
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> My girlfriend so fat...she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

How can you tell when your girlfriend's too fat??

When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo...

(tee hee)

Angell

Slinger

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Jun 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/9/97
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On 4 Jun 1997 10:21:07 GMT, "Rock Forcefull"
<RockFo...@Golds.Gym> wrote:

>Lets not and say we did.
>
>Ask yourself this...who gives a flying f*ck what you think anyway? Who are
>you to decide we have too many jokes of one subject or another? So next
>time just keep your opinions to yourself and shut the hell up.
>
>
>someone <n...@spam.please> wrote in article <339533...@spam.please>...
>> No thanks. I think we've seen enuff fat jokes in here already. Can't you
>> compile them all into one post anyway? Separate postings of the same
>> subject are really irritating.
>>

"Someone" needs to get laid . . . baaaaad. There
was a pun/joke there. And only one! Ha ha ha ha


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Rich Raphael

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Jun 11, 1997, 3:00:00 AM6/11/97
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Slinger wrote:

> >Ask yourself this...who gives a flying f*ck what you think anyway? Who are
> >you to decide we have too many jokes of one subject or another? So next
> >time just keep your opinions to yourself and shut the hell up.
> >
> >
> >someone <n...@spam.please> wrote in article <339533...@spam.please>...
> >> No thanks. I think we've seen enuff fat jokes in here already. Can't you
> >> compile them all into one post anyway? Separate postings of the same
> >> subject are really irritating.
> >>
> "Someone" needs to get laid . . . baaaaad. There
> was a pun/joke there. And only one! Ha ha ha ha


Ah yes... alt.tasteless.jokes,
where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous!

Rich the Rude

larry villanueva

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my girlfriend is so fat that she was mistakenly kidnapped by the butcher
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