Nun Jokes
Parks
1.
Two nuns are driving in their car and stop at a red light. A man wearing
nothing but long coat walks up to the one on the left and flashes. The nun
says to her friend: "Ooh, disgusting. Doesn't he know we're nuns?" The man
walks over to the other side and flashes the other nun too. The first nun
says to her friend: "Ooh, disgusting! Doesn't he know we're nuns. Why don't
you show him your cross?" The second nun says "OK," turns down her window
and says to the man: " Fuck off. We're nuns."
2.
Two nuns are walking down a dark ally when they are jumped by two men who
rip of their clothes and start raping the two sisters. The one nun starts
crying: "Stop! Please stop. You don't know what you're doing!" To which the
other nun replies: "Shut up. This one does."
Howard S Schumacher
flashes them. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, the
third nun wouldn't touch it.
Thomas Nöjd
A nun is walking through a forest when suddenly a man jumps out from behind
a tree. He rips her clothes off and rapes her. Afterwords the nun says :
"How am I supposed to explain to the Mother Superior that I am late because
I got raped two times?"
"Two times ? I have only raped you once."
"Yes, but it's not THAT important that I get there imn time."
Enjoy !
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Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Paul Dunn
>From: v076...@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu (Howard S Schumacher)
>Subject: Re: Nun Jokes
>Date: Tue, 1 Mar 1994 14:09:00 GMT
Two nuns are riding on a motorcycle. The one in back says the the driver,
"Sister Mary Ellen, have you ever come this way before?"
The one in front replies: "No! It must be the cobblestones!"
David Merriman
I've got a case of syphillis." The other nun answers "Oh, good! I'm so
tired of Fresca!"
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> Two nun jokes. Anyone have more?
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So one nun can make sure the other nun doesn't get none.
RWM
Richard Ramiaz Banks
there's this bishop driving down the highway in his
pick-up. he has to get to this meeting. next thing he knows,
he hears this bang and he realizes that he has a flat. so he
pulls over to the side of the road, gets out and inspects the
tire. he has know idea what to do, being a bishop and all, so
he just waits by the side of the road, and prays that God will
deliver him some help.
he waits for two hours and then this big lumberjack
size guy shows up. he gets out of his truck and says, "can i
help you?" the bishop says that he has a flat and doesn't know
how to change a tire. so the big guy goes around back and gets
the spare, picks up the truck with one hand, loosens the bolts,
puts on the spare, and tightens the bolts with his bare hands,
and then places the truck back down. the bishop says, "are you
sure you don't need a wrench for those lug nuts?" to which the
big guy replies, "naw...they're as tight as a nun's cunt!"
the bishop says, "in that case, i better go get the
wrench."