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Alec S. Rulles
Jan 14, 2003, 11:59:27 AM1/14/03
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Once upon a time there was a little boy who had a little bag of Cocaine
He would give little toots to his family and little toots to his friends
But, most of all he gave little toots to himself
Everybody called him Little Toot
Then one day while pimping himself in the park
Little Toot saw a man with a Big Bag of Cocaine
" That's what I want " - a Big Bag of Cocaine!
How can I get a Big Bag of Cocaine like that?
The man just smiled and said - " If you want it badly enough Mother Fucker
you will find a way "
So all night long while he gave himself little toots from his little bag of
Cocaine
He was dreaming of a way to get the $5000.00 it was gonna take to buy a Big
Bag of Cocaine
He wanted so much for everybody to call him Big Toot!
So he went to all of his friends and said " If you will each give me
$200.00, I will get a big Bag of Cocaine for us "
And that way, we can all have BIG TOOTS from a Big Bag of Cocaine
Each of his friends eagerly gave him the $200.00 to get a Big Bag of Cocaine
Well...........................he got ripped off!!!!
And as his friends beat him to death with Baseball Bats - nobody even cared
As his broken bleeding body lay in a back alley garbage bin - nobody even
cared
He would give little toots to his family and little toots to his friends
But, most of all he gave little toots to himself
Everybody called him Little Toot
Then one day while pimping himself in the park
Little Toot saw a man with a Big Bag of Cocaine
" That's what I want " - a Big Bag of Cocaine!
How can I get a Big Bag of Cocaine like that?
The man just smiled and said - " If you want it badly enough Mother Fucker
you will find a way "
So all night long while he gave himself little toots from his little bag of
Cocaine
He was dreaming of a way to get the $5000.00 it was gonna take to buy a Big
Bag of Cocaine
He wanted so much for everybody to call him Big Toot!
So he went to all of his friends and said " If you will each give me
$200.00, I will get a big Bag of Cocaine for us "
And that way, we can all have BIG TOOTS from a Big Bag of Cocaine
Each of his friends eagerly gave him the $200.00 to get a Big Bag of Cocaine
Well...........................he got ripped off!!!!
And as his friends beat him to death with Baseball Bats - nobody even cared
As his broken bleeding body lay in a back alley garbage bin - nobody even
cared
The End
- A -
Spitfire
Jan 14, 2003, 3:53:47 PM1/14/03
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Moral of the story: If you see a guy in the park with a big bag of cocaine,
pop a cap in his ass and rip him off.
--
Spitfire
You Done Yet?
wyldesage.s...@gmail.com
Jan 12, 2015, 3:49:31 PM1/12/15
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I used to hear that on Dr. Demento.. and I have no idea of the original artist. I've been trying to find a copy of the audio recording for ages. Can you tell me the artist?
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Jan 16, 2015, 5:11:10 AM1/16/15
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justinm...@gmail.com
Mar 27, 2015, 12:29:08 AM3/27/15
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It's Maclean & Maclean "little toot" I think
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