Request for 'What do you call a man with...' jokes.

[Bareena Silverman]

Here are a few more:

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a house?
Matt.

What's the nickname of a boy with no arms and no legs in a peanut butter
factory?
Skippy

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in a cow pasture?
Chip.
(This joke can also be done as "What do you call a man w/ no arms and
no legs in a factory in the Silicon Valley.")

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging in a butcher shop?
Today's special: $5.99/lb.

And, finally, in the interest of equal rights:

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Peg.
-AND-

What do you call women with no arms and no legs in dish soap factories?
Dawn and Joy.

Hope ya like 'em.
Send in more.

-Bareena Silverman.

[David Zabel]

My apologies if these have appeared before...Butt (two tees on
porpoise) if they have 3M TA3 (PPJ).

Previously posted joke (PPJ): What do you call a woman with one leg shorter
than the other?
A: Eileen.

Q: What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
A: Irene.

Q: What do you call a man with both legs amputated at the Knees?
A: Neil.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
A: Russel.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs nailed to the wall?
A: Art

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs thrown out of the back
of a truck on the freeway?
A: Skippy.

And finally my personal favorite:

Q: What do you call a man with a family of rabbits up his butt?
A: Warren.

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[Kevin Bateman]

In article <11011.sil...@popmail.acs.ohio-state.edu> silver...@popmail.acs.ohio-state.EDU (Bareena Silverman) writes:
>From: silver...@popmail.acs.ohio-state.EDU (Bareena Silverman)
>Subject: RE:Request for 'What do you call a man with...' jokes.
>Date: 5 Sep 1993 23:17:44 -0400

A couple more:

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Aileen

What did the taxi drive say to the man with no arms and no legs?
"Hop in"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water-skiing?
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[Richard Jackson 61-89-895434]

a japanese lady with one leg shorter than the other? "Irene"