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Paul Kowalski
Oct 25, 1994, 1:55:13 PM10/25/94
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Here are some from the recent movie:
What's brown and is on a park bench?
Forrest's dump
(Not my own)
What owns Atlantic City and sits on a park bench?
Forrest Trump.
What do you call an amputee sitting on a park bench
Forrest Stump
(I'm sorry, that was really bad, and I apologize for it)
What sits on a park bench behind home plate?
Forrest Ump
What do you call a lot of red bumps on a park bench?
Forrest's Mumps
What sits on a park bench on top of a ledge?
Forrest Jump.
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