Funny Penis Names
Luna
Anyone have any funny names for a penis?
Fafhrd
GPK
Auhind
Willie the one-eyed wonder worm. Bonnie Johnnie. One-eyed trouser snake.
Shlong. Wong. Wally. Pego. Doodle
Theo Wright
Yes, mines FRED what's yours?
Hood
Don't really think it counts as funny, but:
I got a buddy named Kelvin that calls his hobb's from the comics.
My X called mine "Mr. Happy"
and another that called it "The Sarg"
at...@yournet.com
In article <19970114114...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, auh...@aol.com (Auhind) wrote:
>Willie the one-eyed wonder worm. Bonnie Johnnie. One-eyed trouser snake.
>Shlong. Wong. Wally. Pego. Doodle
Trouser mouse
Chris Baker
David
Fitz Augustin wrote:
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> In article <32df3b4f...@snews.zippo.com>, woz...@super.zippo.com wrote:
>
> > Anyone have any funny names for a penis?
>
> laughing and say that it's stupid, we usually continue talking about why
> guys usually come up with names for it. Eventually, I'll look them in the
> eye and say, "so, you wanna slob on Bob?"
>
> --
> Fitz Augustin
> Middle Earth Productions
> <ph...@enteract.com>
>
> "All that is gold does not glitter"---Aragorn
I heard that most men name their peni because they don't want a complete
stranger making 90% of their decisions!!!
Hambone
Auhind wrote:
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> Willie the one-eyed wonder worm. Bonnie Johnnie. One-eyed trouser snake.
> Shlong. Wong. Wally. Pego. Doodle
How about these:
" Massive Manly Muff Missile "
" Cantankerous Conquest Crazed Cunt Cannon "
" Jism Jelled Joystick "
" Satanic Sex Serpent "
" Brutal Bombastic Beef Bazooka "
Hambone
Fitz Augustin
Beeg Wally
Trouser Trout a zipper fish
emlyn
Luna wrote:
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> Anyone have any funny names for a penis?
one-eyed nightcrawler in the turtle-neck sweater
em.
steveb
Julio A. Spallone
Blind snake, that spits!
at...@yournet.com wrote in article <5bglml$e...@news2.preferred.com>...
> In article <19970114114...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
auh...@aol.com (Auhind) wrote:
> >Willie the one-eyed wonder worm. Bonnie Johnnie. One-eyed trouser snake.
> >Shlong. Wong. Wally. Pego. Doodle
>
> Trouser mouse
>
Laura Wem
Wild Willie
--
It makes sense that it should hurt in this way, that my heart should
break and my hands should shake - as if to say : Sure it don't matter
except in the most important way Fly Away - Poe
Julio A. Spallone
The pastrami!
BOBO!
Fuck Stick!
The Salami!
Auhind <auh...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19970114114...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
Julio A. Spallone
One eyed wonder worm!
PeeJaye
One-eyed womb broom....
Purple-headed warrior....
Uh....dick :)
PeeJaye
Ray Cloud
at...@yournet.com wrote:
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> In article <19970114114...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, auh...@aol.com (Auhind) wrote:
> >Shlong. Wong. Wally. Pego. Doodle
>
The Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
Julio A. Spallone
Spooge Stick
Hambone <hamb...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in article
<32DC46...@ix.netcom.com>...
> Auhind wrote:
> >
> > Willie the one-eyed wonder worm. Bonnie Johnnie. One-eyed trouser
snake.
> > Shlong. Wong. Wally. Pego. Doodle
>
Julio A. Spallone
Zipper Zapper!
Beeg Wally <Kno...@jockey.com> wrote in article
<32dc8786...@news.smartt.com>...
> Trouser Trout a zipper fish
> On Mon, 13 Jan 1997 14:39:27 GMT, woz...@super.zippo.com (Luna) wrote:
>
King of All Windbags
woz...@super.zippo.com (Luna) wrote:
>Anyone have any funny names for a penis?
I call mine Wozzel.
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Who had a Small Penis..."
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On 15/01/97 23:02, in message <5bjnlk$c...@news.ysu.edu>, Laura Wem
<bp...@yfn.ysu.edu> wrote:
Spam javelin
mutton dagger
One-eyed trouser snake
blue-headed pussy hunter
--
Rob Jones
Mike Alexander
Luna <woz...@super.zippo.com> wrote in article
<32df3b4f...@snews.zippo.com>...
> Anyone have any funny names for a penis?
>
supercalifragileisticexpialidocious
why? you ask...
Because it is a mouthful...
Shucker....
because it open clams....
Kranbury
hickey-flicker
Hvic
Try Rabelais. I think he had two pages devoted to the topic.
--
To err is human,
to forgive feline.
Dobe F. Doinat
>Anyone have any funny names for a penis?
dobe doinat
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McOuille
The white ink pen
The microphone (Come and do some karaoke)
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McOuille
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Kojack
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jrob...@aol.com
In article <32e90047...@news.mindspring.com>, us...@mindspring1.com
writes:
>>Anyone have any funny names for a penis?
>
>Hot Beef Injection
>
>
Throbbing Love Muscle
Jeannette bmom
Supreme Authority on Nothing but my own feelings.
Ron C Ward
Stepheexyz
i always kind of liked this one:
Russell the Love Muscle
Brad Cost
Ron C Ward wrote:
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> Kranbury (kran...@aol.com) wrote:
> : hickey-flicker
>
> Arnold.
Mr. Chubby!!!!!:O)
Peter Siegel
Stepheexyz wrote:
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> i always kind of liked this one:
>
> Russell the Love Muscle
erupting volcano of love
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