The three kick rule

[goodman ventures]

A big-city, California,lawyer went duck hunting in rural
Texas. He shot a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field
on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over
the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and
asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into
this field, and I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are
not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial
attorneys in the U.S.and, if you don't let me get that
duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't
know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements
like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?"

The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and
then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth,
until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and
decided that he could easily take the old codger so he
agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and
walked up to the city feller. His first kick hit the
lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees.
His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The
barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick
to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get
to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot! Now, it's my turn!"

The old farmer grinned and said, "Naw, I give up. You can
have the duck!"



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> A big-city, California,lawyer went duck hunting in ruralTexas. He shot a bird, but it fell into a