A WORD FOR ALL SEASONS
DINUKA GUNAWARDANA
Fuck: Our most versatile word...by its stress and inflection it can
describe many emotions. No other word can be used with so many
grammatical nuisance. It can be used as a noun (I don't give a fuck),
as an adjective (it's a fucking beauty), as a verb in is transitve
form (he well and truly fucked it up), in the past tense (I was
fucked), in the present tense (I am fucked) and in the future tense
(I'll be fucked), Many everyday expressions show it's true
versatility.
DENIAL.........................I didn't fucking do it.
PERPLEXITY.....................I know fuck all about it.
APATHY.........................Who gives a fuck anyway?
GREETINGS......................How the fuck are you?
RESIGNATION....................Oh Fuck it.
DESIRISION.....................He fucks up everything.
SUSPICION......................Who the fuck are you?
PANIC..........................Let's get the fuck out of here.
DIRECTIONS.....................Fuck off.
DISBELIEF......................How the fuck did u do that?
The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history,
the more well known being:
"Is it half to fucking five yet or what?" - Sarge
"What the fuck was that?" - The Mayor of Hiroshima
"Look at all those fucking Indians" - General Cluster
"Where's all that fucking water coming from?" - Titanic Captain
"That's not a fucking real gun" - John Lennon
"The fucking throttle's stuck"- Donald Campbell
"Who's fucking going to know?" - President Nixon
"Heads are fucking going to roll" - Anne Bolen
"Who let that fucking woman drive?" - Space Shuttle Captain
"Watch Him. He'll have some fucker's eye out"- King Herrod
"I thought I could smell fucking petrol" - Nikki Lauder
"What fucking map?" - James Scott
"She's just a fucking secretary" - Dr. Johnson
"Any fucker can understand that" - Einstien
"It fucking looks like her" - Picasso
"How the fuck did u work that out?" - Pythagras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo
"Fuck A Duck" - Walt Disney
"Why, because it's fucking there" Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose it's fucking raining" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered showers my fucking arse" - Noah