Request for 'What do you call a man with ...' jokes
Abolghassem Salahi
Q: What do you call a man who's been dead and buried for 30 years ?
A: Pete
Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head ?
A: Doug
Q: What do you call a man without a spade in his head ?
A: Douglas
Alexis (ale...@mx5303.gud.siemens.co.at)
Randy Lee Riegsecker
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs in water?
A: Bob.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs on a porch?
A: Matt.
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Scott
>You mean like this???
>
>Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs in water?
>A: Bob.
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>Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs on a porch?
>A: Matt.
>
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a mail box?
A: Bill.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a wall?
A: Art.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pot?
A: Stew.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a bun?
A: Frank.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or leg near a fireplace?
A: Red.
S. Lacy
Ted McGlynn, In the back row!
> In article <25vq6j$g...@iris.mbvlab.wpafb.af.mil>, rrie...@mbvlab.wpafb.af.mil (Randy Lee Riegsecker) writes...
>>You mean like this???
>>
>>Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs in water?
>>A: Bob.
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>>Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs on a porch?
>>A: Matt.
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> Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a mail box?
> A: Bill.
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> Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a wall?
> A: Art.
>
> Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pot?
> A: Stew.
>
> Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a bun?
> A: Frank.
>
> Q: What do you call a man with no arms or leg near a fireplace?
> A: Red.
>
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs behind a boat?
A: Skip
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
A: Phil
Q: What do you call a woman with only half a leg?
A: Ilene (sp?)
Q: What do you a Japanese woman with only half a leg?
A: Irene
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Geoffrey Keyes
What do call a man with no arms or legs...
On a podium?
Mike.
In a lake?
Bob.
In a pile of leaves?
Russel.
A woman with no arms or legs and big tits in a pile of hay?
Roslynn Russel
Hanging on a wall?
Art.
On your front porch?
Matt.
Buried in a swamp
Pete.
A woman with one leg, against a wall?
Ilene.
A japanese woman with one leg, against a wall?
Irene.
A man run through a grinder?
Chuck.
Under your car?
Jack.
In a hole?
Phill.
Waterskiing?
Skip.
A man with no legs?
Neal.
In your mailbox?
Bill.
Had enough? Probably not.
Dr Terror.
All standard disclaimers are stupid.
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michael andrew holthouse
A: Cunt's-way-low
(more of an oral joke than written, I guess...)
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Sussman, Michael J
Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no torso?
A: Dick
- Mike
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Douglas C. Musser
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
A: Russel.
Brian R Nelson
>You mean like this???
>
>Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs in water?
>A: Bob.
>
>Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs on a porch?
>A: Matt.
>
A: Skip.
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Zareh Langridge
Beatrix.
What do you call a girl with a pint of beer on her head playing pool ?
Beatrix Potter
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head ?
Cliff
And now for the truly tasteless joke
What is the difference between an Essex girl's pussy and glue ?
You could contemplate sniffing glue!!
N.B. Essex girls are what we call blondes over here
za...@Smallworld.co.uk (Zareh Langridge)
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dosta...@cobra.uni.edu
> Dr Terror.
Here's some more:
What do you call a woman w/no arms & no legs...
Going down a river? Flo.
On a fence? Barb.
On the beach? Sandy.
What do you call a man w/no arms & no legs...
In the sink? Duane.
In a tree? Bud.
In a hole? Doug.
Jack Dostal
Rude Red Rob
>To get the ball rolling and to make it a bit clearer:
>Q: What do you call a man who's been dead and buried for 30 years ?
>A: Pete
>Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head ?
>A: Doug
>Q: What do you call a man without a spade in his head ?
>A: Douglas
Here's a few more:
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs near a door?
A: Matt.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean?
A: Bob.
Q: What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?
A: Warren.
- Rob.
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>Alexis (ale...@mx5303.gud.siemens.co.at)
Robert J Padilla
>> A: Pieces of Art !!!
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>> Q: What do you call a woman with no arms and legs in a frying pan ?
>> A: Patty .
James Perkins
Russel.
What do you call a one-armed man hanging from a tree?
Lief.
What do you call a new army recruit?
Shaun.
What do you call a man who has fallen down a hole?
Phil.
Hope you like them!
Sverre Helland
A: Bob
Sverre Hellan
University of Bergen, Norway
