Italian Jokes
G - P
A. They all slide off.
Q. How do you brainwash an Italian?
A. Give him an enema.
Q. What language do the Vatican Police speak?
A. Pig Latin!
Q. What do you call an Italian with an I.Q. of 180?
A. Sicily.
Q. Why did the Italian staple his nuts together?
A. "If you can't lick 'em, join 'em"
Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?
Q. How does an Italian count his goats?
A. He just counts the legs, and divides by four.
Q. How did they advertise surplus W. W. II Italian rifles for sale?
A. "Never fired, and only dropped once."
Q. Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottomed boats?
A. So they can steer clear of the old Italian Navy.
Q. Why is Italian bread so long?
A. So they can dip it into the sewer.
Q. How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
A. One Mary, one Jesus, and 32 Wise guys.
Q. Who really killed John F. Kennedy?
A. Two hundred Italian sharpshooters.
Q. How does an Italian get into an honest business?
A. Usually through the skylight.
Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs?
A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.
Q. What does FIAT stand for?
A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.
Q. What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Pollack?
A. A guy who makes you an offer you can t understand.
Q. How do you kill an Italian?
A. Smash the toilet seat on the back of his head when he is getting a drink.
Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?
A. The least hairy of the three.
Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid?
A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?
Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags?
A. So Italians can go window shopping.
Q. What s an innuendo?
A. An Italian suppository.
Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A. So they can look like their mothers.
Q. Why are most Italian men named Tony?
A. When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their
foreheads.
Q. How do you make an Italian?
A. Put a black in one hand, a Jew in the other, and slam them together.
WOP!!
Luca Ascari
Very funny, except you could easily replace the word 'Italian' in every joke
with any other kind of people in the world.
Blak and Jew also wish to thank.
From Italy with love.
CheechWizard
..i rather replace the word
italian with.........wop.......
Kreaux
slope head infested shit hole. The whole country is about on par with
Mexico, except the places where you slope headed half eggplant tallies live.
Those places are more like Bolivia. Fuck you, and the rest of you big
nosed, half eggplant, greasy whop bastards.
Luca Ascari wrote in message <378B6361...@carpinfo.it>...
+Wayne
>Very funny, except you could easily replace the word 'Italian' in every joke
>with any other kind of people in the world.
>Blak and Jew also wish to thank.
>From Italy with love.
Except the ones referring to grease (like the first one) since Italians
are greasy and blacks and jews aren't.
___________________________________________________________________
Wayne
"If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice"
Okay, technically I guess. But that's like saying *clear* is
a color...
Vampeleon
> Ok, how 'bout this. I visited my sister in itallia, and it is a stinking
> slope head infested shit hole. The whole country is about on par
> with Mexico, except the places where you slope headed half
> eggplant tallies live.
> Those places are more like Bolivia. Fuck you, and the rest of you
> big nosed, half eggplant, greasy whop bastards.
sis couldn't organize you a job at the pizzeria either, huh ?
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sciathán leathair ~..~
"there's a bat in the kitchen, so what you gonna do?"