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Monkey2Butt
Feb 18, 2013, 5:00:13 PM2/18/13
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It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. This girl has guts. An
award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being
smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger
who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had
to...deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking
a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his
ticket on the counter and said, "I Have to be on this flight and it has to
be First Class."
The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but
I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work
something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers
behind him could hear, "Do You Have Any Idea Who I Am?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address
microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard
clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 Who
Does Not Know Who He Is. If anyone can help him with his identity, please
come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at
the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "Fuck You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get
in line for that, too."
Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.
award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being
smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger
who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had
to...deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking
a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his
ticket on the counter and said, "I Have to be on this flight and it has to
be First Class."
The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but
I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work
something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers
behind him could hear, "Do You Have Any Idea Who I Am?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address
microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard
clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 Who
Does Not Know Who He Is. If anyone can help him with his identity, please
come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at
the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "Fuck You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get
in line for that, too."
Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.
EX_OWM
Feb 24, 2013, 4:16:40 AM2/24/13
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Monkey2Butt wrote:
> It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. This girl has
> guts. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New
> York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when
> confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
> For all of you out there who have had to...deal with an irate
> customer, this one is for you.
A build up like that simply warns everyone that what you are about to post
> It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. This girl has
> guts. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New
> York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when
> confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
> For all of you out there who have had to...deal with an irate
> customer, this one is for you.
is crap.
sher...@gmail.com
Mar 24, 2014, 12:04:01 AM3/24/14
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The amazing thing about this story is that the same exact thing happened at so many airports, and over different periods of time. It would be better if this type of story sarted, Once upon a time....................
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