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The Man With No Name
Mar 23, 2013, 2:41:01 AM3/23/13
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TRIP TO ITALY
A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by
throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could throw herself
from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off
to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you,
bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to
go to Italy, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard
and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then
on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine,
and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine
inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied.
"He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ."
"I see," the captain says.
Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by
throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could throw herself
from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off
to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you,
bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to
go to Italy, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard
and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then
on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine,
and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine
inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied.
"He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ."
"I see," the captain says.
Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
MD
Apr 13, 2013, 1:24:47 PM4/13/13
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On 3/23/2013 12:41 AM, The Man With No Name wrote:
> TRIP TO ITALY
>
> A young New York woman was so <snip>
> TRIP TO ITALY
>
I just couldn't read into this any further. New York women are robotic,
self-centered, egotistical cum dumpsters that flock around upscale clubs
looking for successful business men to impregnate them. After they're
pregnant, they immediately file with the OTDA to get child support. The
second it's approved, they abort the child and find the next man to
impregnate them. Hundreds of thousands of NY "fathers" are paying child
support for up to 18 years to the mothers of their aborted offspring,
and these mothers end up getting an average of 70 to 80 child support
checks a month, each from a different "dad".
On that note, considering your indifference to this atrocity, why don't
you just slit yer fuckin' throat..
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richar...@gmail.com
Feb 5, 2015, 3:07:35 PM2/5/15
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On Saturday, 13 April 2013 18:24:47 UTC+1, MD wrote:
> On 3/23/2013 12:41 AM, The Man With No Name wrote:
>
> > TRIP TO ITALY
> >
> > A young New York woman was so <snip>
>
> I just couldn't read into this any further. New York women are robotic,
> self-centered, [blah, blah, unimaginative nonsense, blah, bla]........
> On 3/23/2013 12:41 AM, The Man With No Name wrote:
>
> > TRIP TO ITALY
> >
> > A young New York woman was so <snip>
>
> I just couldn't read into this any further. New York women are robotic,
> .............
> .............
> ......they immediately file with the OTDA to get child support. The
> second it's approved, they abort the child and find the next man to
> impregnate them.
Really? So that's a rational summary of New York women is it?
> impregnate them.
Wow.
I bet you'd make a wonderful husband and father.
Good luck with that chip on your shoulder.
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