California blue liberals are a bunch of panic buying wimps

[Mystery Shopping]

One little storm shows up from down in Mexico and they freak out.

Things the Democrat pussies bought by the ton the last two days.

Generators, some city dwellers bought two.

Gas camping stoves and 2 or more bottles of fuel.

Shit paper. It's raining, people. Why do you need 72 rolls of shit paper
for maybe 3 days of rain? Go stand outside, bend over and drop your
pants.

Water. It's raining, people. Why do you need 10 x 48 bottle cases of
water for maybe 3 days of rain?

Solar yard spot lights, in case the electricity goes out. Isn't that why
you geniuses bought the generators? Another Democrat genius moment.

Portable toilets. No lie. There is absolutely no chance of the sewer
system failing, but the Democrat morons bought up all the portable
shitters.

Paper towels. Save a tree, hunh? Not in California when panic strikes.

Rice, beans, elbow macaroni and spaghetti noodles.

Cat food. We always knew liberals ate cat food.

Ice. Yes, ice.