We're all being spied on

[Paul Pot]

http://www.amnesty.org.uk/press-releases/uk-has-secret-policy-mass-surveillance-all-residents-facebook-twitter-youtube-and

But none of you gives a shite.

--
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

[Uncle Peter]

On Tue, 17 Jun 2014 23:25:30 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> http://www.amnesty.org.uk/press-releases/uk-has-secret-policy-mass-surveillance-all-residents-facebook-twitter-youtube-and
>
> But none of you gives a shite.

I have filled in petitions against this sort of rubbish.

--
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

[Bod]

On 17/06/2014 23:25, Paul Pot wrote:
> http://www.amnesty.org.uk/press-releases/uk-has-secret-policy-mass-surveillance-all-residents-facebook-twitter-youtube-and
>
>
> But none of you gives a shite.
>

Because we're not paranoid like you.

[Uncle Peter]

For once he's right. All UK ISPs have to have some monitoring crap by law, which flags up any emails etc containing certain words, so they can track terrorists so they say. So if I write "let's go bomb the motherfucking Jihad" in this post, some moron at a desk will have to read it. I think some people actually put stuff like that in their sig to waste their time.

--
How does an Italian get into an honest business?
Through the skylight.

[Uncle Peter]

On Wed, 18 Jun 2014 11:15:38 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

So what's this for then? http://goo.gl/maps/XiSQH

--
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

[Bod]

I've never heard of anyone I know that has had a problem with the
surveilance.
How has it affected you and Paul personally?

[Bod]

On 18/06/2014 11:21, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Jun 2014 11:15:38 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 17/06/2014 23:25, Paul Pot wrote:
>>> http://www.amnesty.org.uk/press-releases/uk-has-secret-policy-mass-surveillance-all-residents-facebook-twitter-youtube-and
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> But none of you gives a shite.
>>>
>> Because we're not paranoid like you.
>
> So what's this for then? http://goo.gl/maps/XiSQH
>

Why am I looking at a lorry and a giant golfball,
what is the relevance?

[Uncle Peter]

What do you think the golfball does?

--
I just sent my lawyer something for his birthday. Unfortunately, he wasn't home when it went off.

[Uncle Peter]

How would we know? They may already have huge amounts of data on us. Steve may be getting arrested right now for saying nigger more than 50 times in one month. It's called invasion of privacy.

[Paul Pot]

After serious thinking Bod wrote :

1. Never start a sentence with 'Because'.
2. Now you know why I think you're a prick.
3. Not paranoid but aware of what's happening.

You scruffy, caravan-dwelling gypo.

[Bod]

On 18/06/2014 16:06, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Wed, 18 Jun 2014 15:10:54 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 18/06/2014 11:21, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2014 11:15:38 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 17/06/2014 23:25, Paul Pot wrote:
>>>>> http://www.amnesty.org.uk/press-releases/uk-has-secret-policy-mass-surveillance-all-residents-facebook-twitter-youtube-and
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> But none of you gives a shite.
>>>>>
>>>> Because we're not paranoid like you.
>>>
>>> So what's this for then? http://goo.gl/maps/XiSQH
>>>
>> Why am I looking at a lorry and a giant golfball,
>> what is the relevance?
>
> What do you think the golfball does?
>

Radar stations?

[Bod]

You're paranoid.

[Bod]

Never spell Gyppo with one *p*, Mr Sulky :-)

[Uncle Peter]

Go read the news. The government do make arrests for what people have said in emails.

--
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

[Uncle Peter]

No, it listens to ALL radio communications and spies on them. It's connected to a large computer which sifts through everything and flags up anything suspicious. Everyone fell for it as the government said it was to cut down crime.

--
Any woman can have the body of a 16-year-old ... as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

[Uncle Peter]

On Wed, 18 Jun 2014 19:23:44 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> After serious thinking Bod wrote :
>> On 17/06/2014 23:25, Paul Pot wrote:
>>> http://www.amnesty.org.uk/press-releases/uk-has-secret-policy-mass-surveillance-all-residents-facebook-twitter-youtube-and
>>>
>>> But none of you gives a shite.
>>>
>> Because we're not paranoid like you.
>
> 1. Never start a sentence with 'Because'.

Why on earth not?

> 2. Now you know why I think you're a prick.
> 3. Not paranoid but aware of what's happening.
>
> You scruffy, caravan-dwelling gypo.

Gypos move. His has bricks round it. And he's not scruffy.

--
Don't adopt a dwarf with learning difficulties. It's NOT big, and it's NOT clever.

[Uncle Peter]

He either needs a frontallabotomy or a botteinfrontame.

--
Keyboard error - press any key to continue...

[Bod]

I think they are mainly interested in terrorism.

[Uncle Peter]

It's called invasion of privacy. What if Steve planned to blow up a Muslim house and emailed me to ask for some ingredients? The government shouldn't be stopping him from doing so!

--
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

[Bod]

Well spotted, Dr Hucker, good diagnosis.
You may now shag Sister Jones in my office.

[Uncle Peter]

A NUN?!??

--
Found in a fortune cookie:
"You are a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from bakery products."

[Paul Pot]

Bod used his keyboard to write :

Oh dear Ron.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gypo

Oh, I forgot 'idle twat' from my insult.

[Paul Pot]

Uncle Peter has brought this to us :

> On Wed, 18 Jun 2014 19:23:44 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> After serious thinking Bod wrote :
>>> On 17/06/2014 23:25, Paul Pot wrote:
>>>> http://www.amnesty.org.uk/press-releases/uk-has-secret-policy-mass-surveillance-all-residents-facebook-twitter-youtube-and
>>>>
>>>> But none of you gives a shite.
>>>>
>>> Because we're not paranoid like you.
>>
>> 1. Never start a sentence with 'Because'.
>
> Why on earth not?

It's bad English.

>
>> 2. Now you know why I think you're a prick.
>> 3. Not paranoid but aware of what's happening.
>>
>> You scruffy, caravan-dwelling gypo.
>
> Gypos move. His has bricks round it. And he's not scruffy.

He looks like he needs a wash.

[Uncle Peter]

On Wed, 18 Jun 2014 23:15:18 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter has brought this to us :
>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2014 19:23:44 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> After serious thinking Bod wrote :
>>>> On 17/06/2014 23:25, Paul Pot wrote:
>>>>> http://www.amnesty.org.uk/press-releases/uk-has-secret-policy-mass-surveillance-all-residents-facebook-twitter-youtube-and
>>>>>
>>>>> But none of you gives a shite.
>>>>>
>>>> Because we're not paranoid like you.
>>>
>>> 1. Never start a sentence with 'Because'.
>>
>> Why on earth not?
>
> It's bad English.

Answer the question.

>>> 2. Now you know why I think you're a prick.
>>> 3. Not paranoid but aware of what's happening.
>>>
>>> You scruffy, caravan-dwelling gypo.
>>
>> Gypos move. His has bricks round it. And he's not scruffy.
>
> He looks like he needs a wash.

No he doesn't.

--
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. god is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. god is watching the apples."

[Uncle Peter]

You're a liar, you said you were leaving.

--
Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused.

[Uncle Peter]

Oh dear Paul.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gyppo

Neurotic buttfucking crack whore.

--
"Sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, and natural things that money can buy." -- Steve Martin

[Paul Pot]

Uncle Peter explained on 6/18/2014 :

> On Wed, 18 Jun 2014 23:13:32 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>
>> Bod used his keyboard to write :
>>> On 18/06/2014 19:23, Paul Pot wrote:
>>>> After serious thinking Bod wrote :
>>>>> On 17/06/2014 23:25, Paul Pot wrote:
>>>>>> http://www.amnesty.org.uk/press-releases/uk-has-secret-policy-mass-surveillance-all-residents-facebook-twitter-youtube-and
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But none of you gives a shite.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Because we're not paranoid like you.
>>>>
>>>> 1. Never start a sentence with 'Because'.
>>>> 2. Now you know why I think you're a prick.
>>>> 3. Not paranoid but aware of what's happening.
>>>>
>>>> You scruffy, caravan-dwelling gypo.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Never spell Gyppo with one *p*, Mr Sulky :-)
>>
>> Oh dear Ron.
>>
>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gypo
>>
>> Oh, I forgot 'idle twat' from my insult.
>
> Oh dear Paul.
>
> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gyppo
>
> Neurotic buttfucking crack whore.

Gypsy of which the term is derived is one 'p'. Oh dear Peter, what is
it like to be wrong about absolutely everything?

[Paul Pot]

on 6/18/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :

You're a cunt, and one day you will go to jail for doing something
stupid.

Goodbye.

[Bod]

I use the Oxford English dictionary, not the chavs
urban street language one.

gyppo
Line breaks: gyppo
Pronunciation: /ˈdʒɪpəʊ /
(also gippo)
NOUN (plural gyppos)

INFORMAL , OFFENSIVE
A Gypsy.

You have a strange propensity to insult people without reason.
Why is this, Paul?

[Uncle Peter]

On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 00:21:32 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> on 6/18/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2014 23:15:18 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Peter has brought this to us :
>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2014 19:23:44 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> After serious thinking Bod wrote :

>>>>>

>>>>> 1. Never start a sentence with 'Because'.
>>>>
>>>> Why on earth not?
>>>
>>> It's bad English.
>>>
>>>>
>>>>> 2. Now you know why I think you're a prick.
>>>>> 3. Not paranoid but aware of what's happening.
>>>>>
>>>>> You scruffy, caravan-dwelling gypo.
>>>>
>>>> Gypos move. His has bricks round it. And he's not scruffy.
>>>
>>> He looks like he needs a wash.
>>
>> You're a liar, you said you were leaving.
>
> You're a cunt, and one day you will go to jail for doing something
> stupid.

Most people break the law every day, there's just too many of them to be a good boy.

> Goodbye.

Still waiting....

--
It's an age-old truism. Men will quickly fall asleep after having sex.
And I know why, too.
It's because they've been up half the night begging for it.

[Uncle Peter]

On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 00:19:45 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> Uncle Peter explained on 6/18/2014 :
>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2014 23:13:32 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> Bod used his keyboard to write :
>>>> On 18/06/2014 19:23, Paul Pot wrote:
>>>>> After serious thinking Bod wrote :

>>>>>

>>>>> 1. Never start a sentence with 'Because'.
>>>>> 2. Now you know why I think you're a prick.
>>>>> 3. Not paranoid but aware of what's happening.
>>>>>
>>>>> You scruffy, caravan-dwelling gypo.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Never spell Gyppo with one *p*, Mr Sulky :-)
>>>
>>> Oh dear Ron.
>>>
>>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gypo
>>>
>>> Oh, I forgot 'idle twat' from my insult.
>>
>> Oh dear Paul.
>>
>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gyppo
>>
>> Neurotic buttfucking crack whore.
>
>
> Gypsy of which the term is derived is one 'p'. Oh dear Peter, what is
> it like to be wrong about absolutely everything?

With your fucked up logic, when you go faster than a walk, you must be runing.

--
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

[Bod]

What a petulant and obnoxious person you are, Paul.
You throw insults around like it's confetti and for no real reason.
You always run away from a discussion if you don't get the desired
answer that you want to hear.
I can see why you are a loner. I sympathise with you, you must lead
a hollow life because of your aggressive attitude.

[Paul Pot]

on 6/19/2014, Bod supposed :

> On 19/06/2014 00:21, Paul Pot wrote:
>> on 6/18/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2014 23:15:18 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Uncle Peter has brought this to us :
>>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2014 19:23:44 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> After serious thinking Bod wrote :
>>>>>>

>>>>>> 1. Never start a sentence with 'Because'.
>>>>>
>>>>> Why on earth not?
>>>>
>>>> It's bad English.
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> 2. Now you know why I think you're a prick.
>>>>>> 3. Not paranoid but aware of what's happening.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You scruffy, caravan-dwelling gypo.
>>>>>
>>>>> Gypos move. His has bricks round it. And he's not scruffy.
>>>>
>>>> He looks like he needs a wash.
>>>
>>> You're a liar, you said you were leaving.
>>
>> You're a cunt, and one day you will go to jail for doing something
>> stupid.
>>
>> Goodbye.
>>
> What a petulant and obnoxious person you are, Paul.
> You throw insults around like it's confetti and for no real reason.
> You always run away from a discussion if you don't get the desired
> answer that you want to hear.
> I can see why you are a loner. I sympathise with you, you must lead
> a hollow life because of your aggressive attitude.

Fuck off you dirty unwashed idle gypo.

[Mr Pounder]

"Uncle Peter" <n...@spam.com> wrote in message
news:op.xhnoa...@red.lan...

Fucking nigger x 100.

[Uncle Peter]

On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 18:33:05 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:

> on 6/19/2014, Bod supposed :
>> On 19/06/2014 00:21, Paul Pot wrote:
>>> on 6/18/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2014 23:15:18 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Uncle Peter has brought this to us :

>>>>>

>>>>> It's bad English.

>>>>>

>>>>>
>>>>> He looks like he needs a wash.
>>>>
>>>> You're a liar, you said you were leaving.
>>>
>>> You're a cunt, and one day you will go to jail for doing something
>>> stupid.
>>>
>>> Goodbye.
>>>
>> What a petulant and obnoxious person you are, Paul.
>> You throw insults around like it's confetti and for no real reason.
>> You always run away from a discussion if you don't get the desired
>> answer that you want to hear.
>> I can see why you are a loner. I sympathise with you, you must lead
>> a hollow life because of your aggressive attitude.
>
>
> Fuck off you dirty unwashed idle gypo.

Still spelling it wrong, and reusing the same insult. Pathetic. If you're stuck for words, try the random insult generator.

--
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

[Bod]

I think Paul is angry because he probably wants to stick his tongue up
my bottom.

[Uncle Peter]

On Fri, 20 Jun 2014 11:14:39 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> On 19/06/2014 21:29, Uncle Peter wrote:
>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 18:33:05 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>
>>> on 6/19/2014, Bod supposed :
>>>> On 19/06/2014 00:21, Paul Pot wrote:
>>>>> on 6/18/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :

>>

>>

>>>>>

>>>>> You're a cunt, and one day you will go to jail for doing something
>>>>> stupid.
>>>>>
>>>>> Goodbye.
>>>>>
>>>> What a petulant and obnoxious person you are, Paul.
>>>> You throw insults around like it's confetti and for no real reason.
>>>> You always run away from a discussion if you don't get the desired
>>>> answer that you want to hear.
>>>> I can see why you are a loner. I sympathise with you, you must lead
>>>> a hollow life because of your aggressive attitude.
>>>
>>>
>>> Fuck off you dirty unwashed idle gypo.
>>
>> Still spelling it wrong, and reusing the same insult. Pathetic. If
>> you're stuck for words, try the random insult generator.
>>
> I think Paul is angry because he probably wants to stick his tongue up
> my bottom.

He wants to borrow your battery charger for his non standard piece of shit BMW that's wired up backwards.

--
The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps. They had pictures
of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit
on.

[Bod]

On 20/06/2014 11:24, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Fri, 20 Jun 2014 11:14:39 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 19/06/2014 21:29, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 18:33:05 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>
>>>> on 6/19/2014, Bod supposed :
>>>>> On 19/06/2014 00:21, Paul Pot wrote:
>>>>>> on 6/18/2014, Uncle Peter supposed :
>
>>>
>
>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're a cunt, and one day you will go to jail for doing something
>>>>>> stupid.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Goodbye.
>>>>>>
>>>>> What a petulant and obnoxious person you are, Paul.
>>>>> You throw insults around like it's confetti and for no real reason.
>>>>> You always run away from a discussion if you don't get the desired
>>>>> answer that you want to hear.
>>>>> I can see why you are a loner. I sympathise with you, you must lead
>>>>> a hollow life because of your aggressive attitude.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Fuck off you dirty unwashed idle gypo.
>>>
>>> Still spelling it wrong, and reusing the same insult. Pathetic. If
>>> you're stuck for words, try the random insult generator.
>>>
>> I think Paul is angry because he probably wants to stick his tongue up
>> my bottom.
>
> He wants to borrow your battery charger for his non standard piece of
> shit BMW that's wired up backwards.
>

Hmm, it could be in shed 1 2 or 3. Trying to find it might take a
while.

[Bod]

I've found it, but Paul can't have it untill he spells *gyppo* correctly.

[Uncle Peter]

He can't even tell red from black yet.

--
A Jesus of mass J travelling at a speed of 27 meters/second collides with a stationary Moses of mass M.
Assuming any elastic deformation is lossless and perfectly reversible, calculate how long it will be until the next Passover.

[Bod]

On 20/06/2014 13:24, Uncle Peter wrote:
> On Fri, 20 Jun 2014 11:46:53 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 20/06/2014 11:45, Bod wrote:
>>> On 20/06/2014 11:24, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 20 Jun 2014 11:14:39 +0100, Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 19/06/2014 21:29, Uncle Peter wrote:
>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2014 18:33:05 +0100, Paul Pot <P...@sibu.hq> wrote:
>>>>>>
>
>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>
>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Still spelling it wrong, and reusing the same insult. Pathetic. If
>>>>>> you're stuck for words, try the random insult generator.
>>>>>>
>>>>> I think Paul is angry because he probably wants to stick his tongue up
>>>>> my bottom.
>>>>
>>>> He wants to borrow your battery charger for his non standard piece of
>>>> shit BMW that's wired up backwards.
>>>>
>>> Hmm, it could be in shed 1 2 or 3. Trying to find it might take a
>>> while.
>> >
>> I've found it, but Paul can't have it untill he spells *gyppo*
>> correctly.
>
> He can't even tell red from black yet.
>

Oh dear, he'll have to use the tongue test. Preferably *after* he's
licked my starfish clean.